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GSU🦅 my tweets don’t represent me as a person so laugh a little

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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Look wat that money make a bitch do
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
2 years
The “don’t fucking move” had me crying 😭😭I been watching this nigga videos all day
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@Jordisoblue
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@Jordisoblue
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3 years
@keyon The camera man every show:
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
@faiththegemini Me standing over her when I’m done
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@Jordisoblue
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4 years
Damn I didn’t expect this to do numbers lol
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
@luhraya Lmfaoo this Nigga 16
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
2 years
Nah for me it’s this😭
@yandhiisntreal
chloe
2 years
best joke in family guy imo
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@Jordisoblue
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1 year
@royalepains Y’all will push a Nigga buttons and still tweet something like this😭
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@Jordisoblue
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4 years
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
10 months
@deadgirlminx Nah this is crazy😭😭
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Im 21 today🎉🎉🎉🎉
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@Jordisoblue
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4 years
The accuracy😂
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Nigga said
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
Ghosting you and never resolving the situation also makes life easier
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
The “yea you got yours buddy” is sending me😭😭
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
2 years
@layxsnv Nah she said
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
5 years
I JUST WANNA GO DO HOOD RAT SHIT WIT MY FRIENDS RONA DAMN!!!
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
1 year
@pradaurob @_PhallonX0X0 Shit really weird to me
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
1 year
@afriasian Oh shit I just noticed😭😭😭
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
There’s nun difficult about not tryna have sex with a show full of white women
@sxsweetyy
sweety
4 years
Bomboclaat
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@Jordisoblue
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1 year
I gotta hear nicki and Uzi perform endless fashion. That shit gon sound so good
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Anyone else remember the show house of Anubis?
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
@steazya Made me think of this😭
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Ima freak a leek...
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
Somebody always gotta take bad bitch challenge and make it lame
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
“She for the streets” but you can’t even pull her. Nigga hating from the side walk
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
2 years
@el_budget I’ll never forget y’all said Vic Mensa looked like an Egyptian lesbian😭😭
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
The accuracy😂
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
2 years
@Zazamyodor When she call me daddy in front of her dad. That’s the only way I’ll know it’s real
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
If we gotta count the shit we did for each other I can’t fw You
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@Jordisoblue
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1 year
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Publix sandwiches>>>>subway
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
@kaelynn22_ A little off topic and No disrespect to anyone, but if someone wants to commit suicide wouldn’t that mean the world just isn’t fit for them? And shouldn’t they be able to leave if they want?
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
5 years
So u come outside wit a rain coat AND SHORTS???????
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
2 years
Me when she asks me to run errands with her
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
@MissLea_Jay It’s a Powerade commercial
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Shit we smoke at 3am 8am 10am. It’s Never a bad time to smoke lmaoo
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y’all smoking at 10:13 in the morning??? gah damn
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
That shit look fucking garbage
@bronxbomberz00
Jabronie
4 years
@realDonaldTrump My son coming home from School hearing about his favorite president leaving the hospital!
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@Jordisoblue
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4 years
Ayo I’m not even gon lie buddy was whipping tf out This shit while going backwards and being chased by an elephant
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
1 year
@praiselordtay That shit is crazy and wit no drink😭 god so disappointed
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Talking to drunk folks when u not drunk is annoying
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
5 years
You gonna kill yourself tryna piece together a girls twitter
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
Nigga built like teen Titans tower😂
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Mood
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
I wonder wat my soul mate doing
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
This is how you suppose to relax yo girl when her boyfriend stresses her out
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
5 years
Weed really makes u feel like you not alone😂
@_micawave
Mae🎃
5 years
How do y’all do this being alone shit??!
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
If you my girl, then these your pockets simple🤷🏾‍♂️
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
Mal and quill did not blow up how they were suppose to
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
Will smith needed this summer album more than anyone
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@Jordisoblue
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11 months
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
Yea ted bundy would’ve flourished in this time
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@Jordisoblue
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3 years
Everybody using ninjutsu* Rock lee:
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
1 year
Damn I really like that calm down song by Rema. Shit been in my head for a minute now
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
I feel like that shit gon give me powers if I touch it
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
5 years
Moose>>> any other dancer in step up
@CristoGuad
Cristo
5 years
@dre4mluvr This part gooooo🔥>>>>
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Facts they don’t even be liking to hold hands they hold ya arm
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Anybody else rememeber this nigga?
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
This how cartoons hold money😂😂
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Y’all 3.5s are not worth 40, 45, etc. it’s not exotic yo plug just finessed you Nigga
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
2 years
@HATETHEREALME This was actually pretty entertaining
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
I really love this woman she everything I ever asked for
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
She got til 11:59 to text me good morning or I’m moving on
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
2 years
@SkrrtOnTia @dussemami Her stomach after:
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Nah I think they just felt more comfortable/confident saying it first
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Here y’all go tweeting about regular sex again
@_shanteaa
Shake Shake 🦋
4 years
If u eat pussy while fingering it u a demon 😩
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
1 year
If this is who in our military we are cooked
@NoPlugMedia
#1 𝕏 Media Plug 😈 ✪
1 year
This is one of the saddest fights I’ve ever witnessed…
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@Jordisoblue
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3 years
@PhallonXOXO “So how high is your sex drive?”
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
10 months
So happy to be your god father baby girl❤️
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
2 years
I only smoke on two occasions, when it’s my birthday and when it’s not. That’s it
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
When thanos snapped his fingers were the pregnant women coughing up dust?
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Why did I I laugh at this😂😂
@dirtyydian
diana 🍭
4 years
told my homie I’ve been going thru it & this mf said "go around it"
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
How do y’all keep letting the same tweets get recycled lmfaooo
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
Peep the new header🙂
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@Jordisoblue
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4 years
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@3otee
Thrii 🎙
4 years
idk who needs to hear this but get off twitter, put your pride aside, & go mend your friendship, relationship, family issues etc..
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
Why is a graveyard so noisy? All the coffin🤣🤣🤣
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
1 year
@_PhallonX0X0 Yea he didn’t even have to react like that she was asking nicely
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Here wat goes? I still ain’t seen one yet
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Don’t I have to see you to smash?
Guys be like “ I wanna see you “ nah you just wanna smash😭😭
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
My girl say “be quiet” and I all of a sudden have no need to speak for the rest of my life
@iimabeautty
NEYAH
3 years
I love a man that know how to shut the fck up.
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Nigga imprisoned her in a coffin for falling in love😭😭😭😭
@rosapercsx
gucci think i love em✨
4 years
Klaus killed Rebekah so many times 😭
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
2 years
Animal planet be like “shark infested waters” Nigga you mean their home😂
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
5 years
You shouldn’t have to teach anyone how to fuck wit you
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
How do pictures like this even get out lmaooo
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
5 years
Me watching her struggle to make me nut cuz I beat my shit before she came
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
1 year
They be spitting in each others’ mouth
@Zazamyodor
Zaza Man
1 year
Dropped the blunt and it broke in half what that mean??
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
Haven’t been this happy in a minute. Like I’m usually a happy person but I’m happier wit her. It be feeling really good being special to someone I’m not used to that
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
I just be wanting to blick them all atp
@ThtNiggaQuiet
𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕟 𝔻𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕝 (。•̀ᴗ-)☞ $5 ᴏɴʟʏғᴀɴs
4 years
@mrsmcglover Same energy
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@Jordisoblue
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4 years
My mind would be in shambles. I can’t even think in a cluttered room
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
1 year
Black women never gotta worry about me switching up
@thekonyjen
swiss bae
1 year
nothing just me casually taking pictures on the 401
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
5 years
This shit giving us cheaper tickets, canceling class, AND MORE SEX!! Y’all sure this is a bad thing? Lmao
@pimpsilk
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5 years
LMAOOOOOOOO YEEN SAID NUN BUT A THANG CNN
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
If u put a paper around every wood you roll you can’t roll
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
3 years
When I be bussing tables at work I be making sure I do it loud asf so white folks don’t enjoy they meal. They be looking at me like😭
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
“They opened everything back up u wanna go outs-“
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Nigga half way there, boyfriend, and worldwide all bangers
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
Bitches be doing the same Miami trip every year
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
2 years
Look at my shiva baby growing💙
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@Jordisoblue
Jordian
4 years
For niggas to be so homophobic they sure do be dick riding tf out this Nîgga on here sheesh
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