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St John’s Shrewsbury Varsity DL Coach | NFL Analyst for @TheHouse_Ent | Cardinals Fan

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Antonio Pierce speaking on Dylan Laube, his whole demeanor changes when talking about him. Can’t be more pumped for Dyl, let’s get busy Cheddar☠️☠️
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The Boys not getting a SINGLE emmy nom is a crime against modern TV shows. At the bare minimum, Antony Starr should have been nomed for his performance as Homelander, have never seen a more menacing villain on a screen, let alone a TV show
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@westerosies Season 4, the fallout of the red wedding has an impact in every single episode, plus we get some of the best dialogue in the series
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@JomboyMedia Ump scorecard 0% accruacy 100% consistency
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@JomboyMedia Homies got the bowser jr batting stance
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@RapSheet Lmao imagine fining a play almost 6k because he looked at the sideline and kept his mouth shut while looking. And then the ref bumps into him to boot
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@FootbaIIism Imagine if someone hit the yardage over cuz of this😭
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Field Yates knows ball
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7 rounds 5 picks per round 35 of my favorite selections from the 2024 NFL Draft
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My personal favorite
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“gamer turns into a 5 star voice actor when theyre about to die in a video game” is probably my favorite genre of meme
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@Bjj_Junky @HoopMixOnly It was in reference to the NBA season as a whole, warriors 73-9, kobes last year, warriors 3-1 comeback, cavs 3-1 comeback
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@AZCardinals 1. Kevin Kolb 2. Sam Bradford 3. Josh Rosen 4. John Skelton 5. Ryan Finley Did i do it right???
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@itsSaulGoodman Ik everyone hates Skyler’s character, but man Anna Gunn did an unbelievable job portraying her. You sympathize with her completely on the second/third re-watch, just outstanding acting that gets overshadowed by Bryan and Aaron
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@RED3CORAT3 Sorry but this clears
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@elitetakes_ I looked it up to see if their birthdays were 22 months apart or some shit but cooks is only 15 months older the ridley😳
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@TalkinYanks @JomboyMedia Homie was def thinking some malicious thoughts here
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@BrettKollmann Also to note Anderson played a lot more as a 4i tech than Dallas did, Dallas almost exclusively came off the edge where Anderson had to work inside and outside
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@GriffinGuyPete @MySportsUpdate Must care enough to make a comment about it
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@Ihartitz Thats his second dropped TD today
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@RotoSurgeon @elitetakes_ My anus is bleeding
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@elitetakes_ Scouting department saw those senior bowl clips and thought he was the next trent williams
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Update: they got 2 noms, one for stunt coordination and another for sound editing…still not enough lmao
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@elitetakes_ I think the best part is his reaction, just having fun and enjoying the moment, cool to see a player this hyped up have a genuine reaction
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@905Kar Ben Solak in 20 years after bringing the Bills first Super Bowl home
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@Riverboatjack The fact that this reply is hidden behind “show additional replies” tells you all you need to know about where elon musk stands on “free speech” and “rooting out misinformation”
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@eastonfreeze This one is gonna fly over a lot of heads😂
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@timerube The fact that it’s from harvard makes it so much better
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@highlghtheaven Josh allen was doodoo his first 2 years thats why
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@jasonmleavy @BrettKollmann Running a 6 man box against 12 personnel and derrick henry
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@elitetakes_ Cover 2, 4, 6, and 8 all day
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Clips of Dylan Laube from Day 2 of the #SeniorBowl
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@MySportsUpdate Playoff teams from last year that missed this year - Titans - Pats - Packers - Raiders - Rams - Cardinals - Steelers
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@BarryOnHere Thank you for the pedo/non pedo clarification
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@highlghtheaven This is gonna sound stupid, but at this point sue. You have “written consent” from FCF to use their content and you have lost so much money from videos they’ve demonetized and taken down. Might be worth looking into
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@RapSheet Brady had more injuries on his offense, a tough pass defense schedule, and put up better numbers. Rodgers played cake defenses and has the #1 receiver to bail him out whenever
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@AZCardinals @K1 @CEBOriginals Yall are killing it w the naruto ideas keepem coming
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@GarryGates The vikings one is actually sick
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@JohnnyVenerable @PFF That “we have activated Darius Robinson from IR” tweet coming in 10 days is gonna hit like crack
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@BrettKollmann Gonna spam tf outta “spinner” cov 2 that the chiefs ran in the playoffs last year
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@updatecardinals Cards fan here, its a catch, move on
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@Ihartitz Total scrimmage yards White: 39 touches for 161 yards (4.13 per touch) Bucky: 22 touches for 147 yards (6.68 per touch) Bucky RB1 szn is upon us
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Raiders OC Luke Getsy speaks on Dylan Laube, mentioned him multiple times across other questions, brought up his “feel”, “spatial awareness” and “quick understanding of the offense”
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@luisjcopca95 @FootbaIIism Cards fan here, it’s a catch lol
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@elitetakes_ Easily PJ walker to DJ moore, shame they didnt win that game
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@JomboyMedia Physically tough, mentally weak as soon as the manager comes out
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@westerosies Kind of poetic that arya slices walders throat after cat had her throat sliced, similar to roose dying the same way he killed robb
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@MySportsUpdate Imagine saying that 2 years ago
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@BengalYouTube Some actual sleepers: Ryan Flournoy Malik Washington Tahj Washington
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Didnt get a chance to tweet it earlier but DYLAN LAUBE MADE THE RAIDERS 53 MAN ROSTER LFGGG #RaiderNation #RAAAAAIDEEEERSSSS
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@narrXbear Damn man this is some of the funniest shit ive ever seen😐😐
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@TreysConference @MySportsUpdate Imagine thinking super bowls should be a larger factor than individual play in determining if a player gets paid highly or not
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Some field drills from Dylan Laube (1/3)
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@CDonnick1 Best qb list ive seen on here, good job
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Dylan Laube’s first drill reps as a Raider, more practice clips to come
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@westerosies This was arguably a top 20 scene in the show
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@jasrifootball Bosa pressure rate last 3 seasons: 15.53% (on 953 pass rushes) Reddick pressure rate last 3 seasons: 13.73% (on 1362 pass rushes) Bosa has been more efficient getting pressure, reddick has been healthier and finishing with sacks. Ratings are fine for both imo
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@farkle_bart @dsleon45 @bigplay24slay @Ebron85 It’s the fact the guy just went to grab the ball and didnt even go over to check on him, and the 7 or 8 guys standing in the background just looking at him like they dont care did nothing either
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@RedLReviews Therapist: the swastirang cant hurt you, it doesn’t exist *the swastirang*
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@BrettKollmann Hot take: that’ll be a top 5 qb battle of the year by the end of the season, roast me
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Dylan Laube RAS compared CMC, Danny Woodhead, James White, and Jaylen Warren @MathBomb
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@NFLonFOX Turnover worth play rate of the above guys Herbert 1.6% Hurts 1.8% Brady 2.5% Tannehill 2.5% Jimmy G 2.6% T-Law 3.0% D Jones 3.1% Brissett 3.1% Goff 3.6% Kyler 3.8% Notable names not on the graphic Burrow 2.2% Mahomes 2.3% Dalton 2.3% Lamar 2.3% Russell Wilson 2.6%
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@westerosies The battle of the bastards episode is incredibly mid
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The new bio is amazing (seriously tho someone hire him)
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Thanks to everyone who reached out in the wake of the death of #TheMessenger . It means a LOT to get so much support. And rest assured: I'll be back. Scramblin'.
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@Peter_Bukowski @BrettKollmann I think the ability to “play bigger” is what matters most. Tyrann Mathieu played like he was a 220 pound box safety for the bulk of his career and he’s been 180-190
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@RapSheet Keion white being invited is insane lol
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That’ll play
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Lance confirming what we all saw yesterday is the icing on the cake
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Which prospects helped themselves on Day 2 of @seniorbowl practice? @LanceZierlein and @Eric_Edholm highlight five stars from Wednesday and provide five takeaways from the all-star game.
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@MySportsUpdate Ramsey grabbed his undershirt earlier on an open td, what goes around comes around
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@elitetakes_ Eerily similars to josh jones a few years back
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@MySportsUpdate @MaryKayCabot @MikeGarafolo Mans had a 56 on madden a few years back now he makin 56 mil
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@8Cardinals @AZCardinals This was taken prob a split second after his feet were intially down
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@MySportsUpdate Dont forget clowney, guy was nonexistent this year
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@MySportsUpdate But small businesses cant be open, ok @NYGovCuomo
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@YZR_Fantasy Someone is gonna take this seriously lmao
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Dylan Laube going thru more rushing drills
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I know I’m biased, but I’m so damn proud of Dylan Laube @dylan_laube Came in under the radar and put the whole damn world on notice this week. He’s only just getting started #SeniorBowl 🚀🚀
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@JoshAllenShorts @NFLMedia @NFL Lmaooo drew brees on here is gold
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@RapSheet Funny how they disbanded the redskins name but you used it in a hashtag. Not sure what else you would put in the hashtag lol
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@NextGenStats @Tua But I thought Tua couldnt throw deep?
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@Babymoon_5 The usher style goes crazy
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@Kyle_Odegard Notable receivers taken after who the cards took After Andy: DK Metcalf, Diontae Johnson, Terry McLaurin After Hakeem: Hunter Renfrow, Darius Slayton After KeeSean: Travis Fulgham, Scotty Miller Notable undrafted rookies: Olamide Zaccheaus, Jakobi Myers, Deonte Harty
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@WarzoneInformer Called this bad boy “ol reliable”
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@mightykaos41 Brandon Browner doesnt get enough credit for perfectly jamming the front receiver to give Malcolm Butler a chance to make a play. Unreal play by Butler, textbook point press but Browner
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@JomboyMedia Michael watchin this like
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DYLAN LAUBE, YOU ARE A RAIDER!!!
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Early Family Guy was special, man.
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Winners from Day 2 on the National Team: Roman Wilson (again) Cam Hart Payton Wilson Austin Booker and of course Dylan Laube
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I haven’t seen anything official that Imane Khelif has Swyer syndrome, but it literally took me 2 minutes to look up if someone with XY chromosomes can still have female reproductive organs
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@MySportsUpdate NFC north fans are different
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@fakefootballs @FFMadScientist David johnson’s 2016 season will be forgotten in the next few years 2118 total yards, 20 total TDs, 120 targets for 80 receptions, insane production and was never the same after
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@elitetakes_ Davante adams fade ball, solely because his release doesnt change and he cooks DBs despite not being as fast as them
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All Senior Bowl Offense: QB: Spencer Rattler RB: Dylan Laube WR: Roman Wilson WR: Ladd McConkey TE: Theo Johnson Flex: Malachi Corley OL: Taliese Fuaga OL: Christian Jones OL: Christian Hayes OL: Dominick Puni OL: Jackson Powers-Johnson
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@AZCardinals Rise up, AEO 5EA
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@ImBearingDown You guys realize he’s getting double teamed a good amount because he was lined up as the 1/2i tech right? In most schemes the 1/2i tech will get doubled, especially in pass rush, carter has def played well, but he’s mainly getting doubled cuz of his alignment, not his ability
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@MattWaldman Also helps he’s played 3 horrible pass defenses to start his career
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@KSzn2021 @8Cardinals @AZCardinals Both of his feet are on the ground. It’s very close, but it’s a catch. Im a cards fan and even i know its a catch lmfao
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Yea this is awesome. Really nice picture of how PFF does their grades and how a third party graded these QBs compared to PFF. Super insightful and educational for those who don’t know how PFF works at a high level, or for anyone who is a football nut (like myself)
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I made a video that dives into how & why Jordan Love received a higher PFF grade than C.J. Stroud... Including what actually happened on film & how PFF arrives at their grades. For those who actually want to listen, I think you'll really enjoy! 👉
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@MoveTheSticks Longer arms than Olu, no shot he moves inside
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