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@Jonny_Boyle

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Closet nerd. Single father of 4 rad kids. Music, water sports, running, audiobooks and cheese. Not in that order.

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@Jonny_Boyle
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@TheFigen_ Well, I probably wouldn’t have woken up. The mass of that sphere would have generated enough gravity to destroy everything in its vicinity.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry Holy shit. My choice would have been surfing all day with no consequences. Jesus Christ what is wrong with this world.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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10 months
@ask_aubry Nothing creepy about a burner phone. Def no serial killer vibes.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry My ex was stunning with every child. There is beauty in the creation of life. I assume many of those men aren’t fathers. From my witness accounts, it was not easy. False labors and tears. The insecurities. The pain and fatigue. Let’s see how those dudes look in the same
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry I bet if they keep all the women and pay them equally as men, we might see a positive change.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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4 years
@Freeyourmindkid From a concerned neighbor (🇨🇦). America looks broke.... Have you guys tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@kyokoTHEpoet I had the talk with my kids fairly young. I told them “it doesn’t matter you you love, I’ll always love you”.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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9 months
@rocam54 Bros can be good cozy people too. Just saying.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ThebestFigen This is no joke - I once hit a rock with a hammer when I was 4. It bounced back and the claw of the hammer stuck in my head. I only remember my head feeling really heavy. My sister ran up crying and pulled it out of my head. And that, folks, is why I am the way I am 😂
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@reportbywilson Why is the chair leg shearing his shoe?
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@LakotaMan1 So many friends are indigenous. I give a shit man. And my heart is strong enough - I wouldn’t have to even have those friends to care. History is wide open for all to see.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry Dude has obviously never been raped. And rape isn’t exclusive to women. Though sadly, it is more common that women are the victims.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@Acyn I like this guy
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@Jonny_Boyle
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10 months
@jonathanstea This is such a weird take. The problem with society today? Everyone has a microphone. You used to have to be an expert to go on news radio and provide an expert opinion. Now? Well. Look around.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@TizzyEnt @davidhth She’s weird dude.
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@ChristnNitemare Wat did I just witness
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry Nobe of that happened 🤣
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@Nessieluiz @ask_aubry I do not doubt that for a second. Studies have shown (I don’t have them handy currently) that women have a higher threshold for pain. And the man-cold thing is real. Dudes simply crumble with discomfort - physically or otherwise.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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8 months
@ask_aubry That guy will have fun being unwillingly single for the rest of his life. Is that one of those weird dudes that hate women because women are beyond smart enough to avoid them?
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry So, psychology is not a science? Because the trauma this imposes on young GIRLS is the reason for the laws (amongst the many more moral bastardizations). If a grown man were to approached my 16y/o daughter…. Let’s just say it would not go well.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry There is more to life than dating. Sorry my dude. I’m perfectly content on being alone right now. I have my 4 kids, new pooch. Life is good. Our man here seems to lack confidence. Try not trying. If it happens it happens. Don’t be bent and obsess over one part of life. Not
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@Jonny_Boyle
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11 months
@ask_aubry A matter of time and good for her.
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1 year
@s8n I don’t support the premise of bum fights. But he made a very valid point about exploiting people for money. “Isn’t that what you do on this show?”
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@TheYoungKing__ @TheFigen_ A lovely way to go. Lol
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@ask_aubry Same same. The last thing I’m thinking about when I meet a woman is their junk… that’s kinda creepy. Have I been attracted to women when I first meet them? Absolutely… but the junk thing is weird.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@ask_aubry That dude is gross.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@catshouldnt Mosquitoes. I know it’s technically an insect. But they need to go. Like… now.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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8 months
@Mgelliott86 @ask_aubry That is fair. My apologies. He is still a pup. Just a very big pup 😂
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry I think it’s quite lovely for this man to take his daughter on a date! There is nothing wrong with showing a young woman how they should expect to be treated.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@BjkoYT @gimmickannoying Nothing. It’s fear on display by the perpetrators of this hate. 🤘🏼💪🏻🫀
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry I sense insecurity
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@wyckedlyinsane They might say “let’s go to the Canadian restaurant”. Mexican is a nationality. Not a race. 🤷🏻‍♂️ There are German, Chinese, British, Japanese, etc options as well. Wait until you hear about “Italian” restaurants… just the though makes me shiver.
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@perry_ron This got more weird the more I watched it
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry Wait til they find out when a pregnant woman walks… Also. Wtf. Ms. Aubry - I don’t how you go through all these messages and stay human in the end. Damn. I appreciate your posts. But sadly it leaves me in a daily deficit of my confidence in humanity.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@ask_aubry Not vibes. Dude’s a pedo
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@Jonny_Boyle
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11 months
@ChefReactions How people treat dogs and how they treat those in the service industry- that’s how you know.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@EverythingOOC The correct answer is “yes”.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@messedupfoods Well, for about 45 minutes, I would be contemplating on whether it was enough or not and “it should have kicked in by now”. I will start to make a second sandwich. I would get through about half of that sandwich and immediately learn I have made an error. The first sandwich, as
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1 year
@Tifstanley Well. Let’s discuss pension, salary and benefits.
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@stclairashley @Delta Must have been nice to win the geographical lottery. Spoil child.
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@ask_aubry These guys must not know a lot of women. There is beauty in wisdom and it’s not like “🤷🏻‍♂️ 25 now. Not hot. “ Creeps.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry “I’ll show you!!” 🤣🤣🤣
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@ask_aubry If genders were reversed, I would gladly have cats at 50 than this (and I’m a dog person).
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@HumansNoContext Oh no. I knew I should have used protection
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@ask_aubry Jfc 😓. Sometimes I feel like the world was a better place before such access to all this information was available. Slowly losing hope in humanity. I however, feel it is necessary to publicize the punishment as a deterrent.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@ask_aubry Lol these guys 🤣 it’s so amazing to wonder why they are so undateable
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@il0venostalgia Ontario. And we call that “a dude on the back of my bike”.
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1 year
@messedupfoods Why vegan steak? Why not call it “thick cut grilled onion”…
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1 year
@il0venostalgia Sorry - but hands down Sinatra for me.
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@ask_aubry Hahahah I literally just spit out all the air in my lungs 🤣🤣🤣
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@Jonny_Boyle
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11 months
@stillgray You realize this is what his fans like? Maybe stop being his super fan if it offends you so much.
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@ask_aubry This man just admitted to child abuse.
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1 year
@messedupfoods I would line up my 3 sons. I would put a bit on one of their elbows each - whoever can lick their elbow clean first will get a switch game. I know. It’s evil. But it will entertain me for about 10 minutes.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@ChudsOfTikTok Someone was definitely “indoctrinated” and it wasn’t Gaga 😳
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@ask_aubry They seem nice
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@ask_aubry “I’m not gay, but I’d rather touch a dick than a vagina..” 🧐😶‍🌫️
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@akafacehots “Well regulated militia” is also pretty clear (fyi that’s the reserves). They are just avoiding actual interpretation to get your votes. But hey… what’s a few hundred kids a year so you can target practice and cosplay, amirite? But the meme said so… soooo 🤷🏻‍♂️
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1 year
@ask_aubry She better watch she doesn’t get an amber alert put out on her. Despite how the relationship went, keeping a child from his/her father because he broke up with her is not her choice. Fathers share the same parental rights as the mother. As a single father, this makes me sick.
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10 months
@rudaviroooooo @TheFigen_ Learning is fun! I’m a life-long student. Be a sponge and just soak it all in!! 🤘🏼🫀
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@somethingrand77 I’m not sure if “better”. But AC/DC, VanHalen… both are decent examples of bands who can evolve. Sublime With Rome was pretty good too - not the same, but did justice to the band. Keith Moon is a different story. That dude was a machine.
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1 year
@ask_aubry What deep holes of the internet do you have to go into to find these people?!
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@Jonny_Boyle
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11 months
@ask_aubry I am a professional artist and a wonderful cook. I haven’t met a single female challenge that I could beat. Better yet - we worked together to make wonderful stuff. Woman are wonderful. I’ll never get this argument. It’s ok to just be ok. Why is gender the defining point?
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@TheoFleury14 Well, thankfully you are in no position to make such demands. Fascism and jailing political opponents shouldn’t come that easy for you and other cons. I’m no supporter of Trudeau. But until there is a viable alternative, you might be stuck with him. The cons have a liar as a
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@ask_aubry I don’t think my brain will let me do things like this
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1 year
@jenkovalov @ask_aubry Nah. I’m me. Take it or leave it. But I stay healthy for me.
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8 months
@ask_aubry Those people are confused. “Homogay”? Lol. Dude has obviously never had a good time.
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@NotTodayEric @Crazy_ButCute2 In Canada we call carbonated water “soda” - like a “vodka soda with lime”. We call soft drinks “pop”, as a short for soda pop. I grew up with heavy US influences, so I’m indifferent. BUT FRIES ARE FRIES DAMMIT! NOT CHIPS. CHIPS ARE CRISPY FLAVORFUL DISKS!!!
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@ask_aubry She seems nice
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@ask_aubry Now they are coming for Stouffer’s?! Ok. This is getting out of hand.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@TizzyEnt Jfc. And the amount of kids who actually need the help are forced to stay with their abusers. 🥺
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@il0venostalgia Time to run home before you get the belt!
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10 months
@MattWallace888 He was never my president, however the world is better off without him in any leadership capacity whatsoever!
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1 year
@GoddessRaaynne Ma’am, if the boat rocks, it will scare the fish.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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8 months
@ItsDeanBlundell Oh I really hope they don’t come back here again. It will do nothing but piss off local Ottawa citizens and commuters. It will have zero effect on policy.
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10 months
@svdvizag @TheFigen_ Interesting. So, possibly not obliterate earth, rather fuse (like meteors). I dig this hypothesis. And ya. We all die.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@TheRealDudja Yeah. And I’d be high the whole time.
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10 months
@JebraFaushay I don’t remember the bus being like this 😞
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11 months
@Canaansdad1987 That poor lad
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@peoplecheating awe. His hands are making the heart sign behind her the whole time 🫶🏻
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@il0venostalgia Has to be 3’s company
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1 year
@ask_aubry Well I’m a boy dad (3) and if they want to see Taylor, I’d take them! I’m also a girl dad. Same would apply.
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9 months
@ask_aubry I feel like I need a shower after reading that:
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1 year
@HButterfly33 @MattWallace888 This make so little sense - why the NWO would want this 😂 “First, we dominate. Then, we force them to be trans. Then, and finally then…. Our goal is complete”. Get a hobby man.
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10 months
@mark_slapinski @PrinceStarkness That’s weird dude. You understand realistically that is not going to happen? Could Pierre be the next prime minister - sure. Trump lead the free world for 4 years. But this isn’t the scenario you believe it to be. Stop injecting American style politics into Canadian politics.
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@ask_aubry Well. That’s weird.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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7 months
@CalltoActivism Stay away from Canada - we have enough wing jobs here already.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@atrupar I don’t know man. We can have more than 2 a week in Canada lol I’m convinced he is parody at this point.
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1 year
@il0venostalgia Just put it in reverse!
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1 year
@il0venostalgia I can flip a coin using only my thumb like it’s nobody’s business. Straight up and down. I do this in a dark alley with one leg on the wall while looking down with a cigarette in my mouth. It’s a lost art.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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@ask_aubry Dude won’t be married long. I even bought my ex wife a gift. That’s bad man.
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@TizzyEnt Man. You are a good dude. Just in case no one told you today.
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1 year
@cctvidiots First thing that came to mind was “that tree would look better on fire”
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11 months
@PastorAlexLove I have maybe just a couple questions…
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@Jonny_Boyle
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1 year
@RepSwalwell Fact check: this is perfectly normal.
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@Jonny_Boyle
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4 years
I finally finished #wanderers by @ChuckWendig . This was an amazing listen with great audio cast. The worse part of this book is that it’s now over. I was hooked and I want more! I’m sad that ride is over. Chuck doesn’t disappoint. I highly recommend this piece of art. Brilliant
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@TizzyEnt A responsible message. 🤘🏼🫀
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11 months
@TheFigen_ Where have I seen a black and white cat fight with a little yellow bird before?
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@dryandbarren Recovery is a rocky road. It twists. It’s not linear. Don’t be hard on yourself. A slip or a fall can be fixed but getting back up and walking with pride. 💪🏻🤘🏼
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