Vibes Mami 🔥 @JolaSimeon Twitter profile

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Vibes Mami 🔥

@JolaSimeon

2 years

Having all of your notifications turned off is self care.

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Vibes Mami 🔥

@JolaSimeon

2 years

2023 to do list 1. Fraud 2. Money laundering 3. Hard drug trafficking I don too suffer abeg 😒

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When did you realize the relationship was over?

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3 years

@aystickz 🥂

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2 years

Back shots are the only time I’d turn my back on him. 😌😌

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2 years

What if we’re both red flags, what then?

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

All this social media stuff don’t matter, just make sure you’re happy in real life.

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@JolaSimeon

5 years

@Missyummy__ October

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2 years

If I eventually jam the right guy, I’ll first cry for like 7 haarrrs and play Logan ti o de by Tope Alabi. 😩

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2 years

I know my man looks at me from behind and says damn my baby ain’t got no ass 😂😂😭😭

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Make them catch feelings then tell them you wanna be friends. Stay toxic. 💀

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

When you thought you found the one, but his mouth foams on the side while talking. 😭

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week or else 😒

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Take me to 5k or I deactivate 🙄

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2 years

SAY IT WITH ME: “By the end of the year, I’m gonna have everything I manifested & prayed for”.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

You gotta pray mannn… even on your best days. 🫶🏽

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Him: I thought you was different Me: I ain’t tell you no shii like that

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

It’s neverrrrr no hard feelings with me after a situation… I tend to not just give a fuck & move on with my life.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

In my city, you don’t get a relationship. You get a turn. 🤣

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Is there even anyone that doesn’t smoke these days? 😩😩

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Perhaps one of our greatest blessings is our unanswered prayers.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

The moment you start playing his voice notes twice, you’re gone sis.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Day 654 without sex. I’ve lost hearing in my right eye. 😩

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Do men get butterflies? 🌚

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2 years

I’ll be sleeping next to my babe tonight, you? 🌚

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Stack yo money, lay low, and chill.🙂

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

If I survive this Sapa level, I go write novel aje.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Another day to remind y’all that falling in love is a total waste of time shaaa. 😒

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Another day to pretend like I know what I’m doing. 🙂

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

I wanna sneak outta town with somebody’s son so bad 🥴

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2 years

Men are such big babies 🌚

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

It gets really lonely sometimes. Really lonely.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Rule #1 : Always be prepared for a MF to switch up on you.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Sometimes you actually have to show people that you’re a werey.

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5 years

@Missyummy___ @JolaSimeon

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Look at you, comforting others with the words you wish to hear…

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Some roads you gotta take alone. No friend, no family. Just you & God.🤝

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Nobody can click on my profile & say “ew that’s her.” It’s a whole lot of pretty shii.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Do you ever take a day off just to spend some time understanding yourself?

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Don’t look at my twitter cos i just be TALKING😂 you’ll never know what i’m really on & i like it that way.

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Vibes Mami 🔥

@JolaSimeon

2 years

Right now I’m just living… going with the flow and praying for the best.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

When you’re going through real life shit, all you want is a solid MF in your corner.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

I’m not dating again until God himself come sit on my bed & say “my homeboy tryna talk to you”.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Make I no lie, this money and yansh wey I no get dey pain me 😭

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

How are you? If you view and pass, na thunder go fire you. Even if na smiley send am. So how are you darling?? 😊❤️

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Fall in love with someone who is both your safe space & best friend.🤍

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

The Man behind your smile… I go snatch am, me sef wan smile. 😌

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

If you’re not careful, Imma take your guy and leave.🫠

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Dear God, 🥺 this my bumbum, is it still going to grow or this is the final bus stop? 😭

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Vibes Mami 🔥

@JolaSimeon

2 years

If I text you 7 messages, I want 7 replies. 😒

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Omoo, Abraham sef no do burnt offering reach me, cos the way I keep burning food these days ehn koyemi. 😩

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

“Where do you see yourself in-” I’m just tryna make it through the day bro.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Yes, you owe me communication everyday if I’m in a relationship with you. Even if your job is to climb mountains from 6am - 12midnight, find time to text.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

I thought y’all said there’s someone for everyone? So where tf is my own someone? 😭

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

“Our wife” - 🚩🚩

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

All this forehead and I still can’t remember shii 😭

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Don’t do nothing you wouldn’t want me to do. Cuz once you razzle imma dazzle.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Some shii just be fun while it lasted. It don’t really be for you.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

When your period ends and you can finally go back to sleeping without panties. 💃💃

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Vibes Mami 🔥

@JolaSimeon

2 years

Wanna post my man.😌 Y’all wanna see his hands or his shoes? 🌚

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2 years

@sugakhay @JolaSimeon

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

So my plan is to be sharing memes until someone falls in love with me.😌

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

I just wanna hear about your day and make you c m. 🌚

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Not everyone thinks you’re a big deal. So find those that see you as a big deal and hold on to them.🤞🏽

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Bitches wanna be seen. I wanna be paid. Very different.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Stop being the one who always makes the effort. Relax and let that ship sink. 🫠

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

@itzFidelia @NosaOsaz That’s if he dropped any

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

If she’s loved correctly, she’ll do more gagging than nagging 🥴

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Be a classy woman with a little bit of hood, and a whole lot of God. ✨

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

I hope you are winning your silent battles. ❤️

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@JolaSimeon

5 years

@Missyummy__ @JolaSimeon

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2 years

Sometimes it’s okay to break bottle on someone’s head! 🙂

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

We’re in a relationship and you’re calling me Jola? I just assume you want war 🙄 Cos who’s Jola? 😒

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Up & Vexful 😠

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

My dear, you are magic, and someone out there feels better you exist.🦋

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Do things from love. Not for love.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

The word “bruhh” will never be removed from my vocabulary.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

My vibe gon leave a mark.🤞🏽

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

You ever wanted to just trust the Lord and quit your job? 😂🙋‍♀️

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Good D never comes from a good nigga & ion like that 😭

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Talking to a 30+ man be like.. Me: It’s givingg😍 Him: Who gave it to who? 💀

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

I’m craving someone else’s babe… Mine is misbehaving 😒

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

The people around you are either your circle or your cage.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

People see me spending money on expensive stuff and think I’m rich. I’m not rich, I’m irresponsible. 🥴

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

All you really need is that one dope ass person to vibe hard as shii with.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

You can’t win if you don’t play.

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Currently very overdue for some romantic things to happen to me. 😔

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

“I’ll be rich till I die” lenu werey to je palm pay lowo 💀

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

From “baby” to “hey” Olorun Tobi seehhh 😂😂

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@JolaSimeon

2 years

Every quality you want in a partner, I don’t have it.

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