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Johnny B

@Johnnyelbee

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loves a tinned meat. kidney donor

Joined June 2017

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@Johnnyelbee

Johnny B

3 years

Things that made humanity what it is today .Reclining airplane seats .going round the room asking people to say something about themselves .dating sites .Piers Morgan .U2 .Swans .Gammons (including but not exclusive to, king of the Gammon, Nigel Farage) Feel free to add on

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@Johnnyelbee

Johnny B

10 months

Everyone is banging on about how old Luke Littler looks. At 3 years old, I looked like I had been divorced twice, had 4 kids, and my just lost all my money on a three-legged horse.

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3 years

@fesshole @petercrouch don't listen to her, I think ypur podcast is great.

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3 years

@RembrandtsRoom You can indeed.

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2 years

@fesshole I had an infestation of lady birds in my house once. Thought I'd use a Henry on low, without a bag to round them up, with a view to setting them all free. That's not what happened, ended up with a 10,000 lady bird pulp, mass murder. Probs why I'm single innit

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@Johnnyelbee

Johnny B

3 years

@ladbible "Come and work for a great team" Let me see if my landlord will accept team spirit as payment?!

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@Johnnyelbee

Johnny B

3 years

This is me just over two years ago, the morning after donating a kidney to my sister! It changed her life so much and I'd do it all again tomorrow. Share your wishes to donate, it can save so many lives. @share_wishes @NHSOrganDonor @Kidney_Research @kidneycareuk #WorldKidneyDay

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Johnny B

3 years

The new Head and Shoulders ad is a bit shit.

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Johnny B

10 months

I was born at 42!

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2 years

@eugeneh84 💯 a paid for advertising this ain't it?! No one smiles after that

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Johnny B

1 year

@I_amMukhtar Please let this continue, dragging that racist has been my favourite twitter experience for quite a while.

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Johnny B

3 years

@Pons_Voice @NoContextBrits Bamboozle for life.

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@Johnnyelbee

Johnny B

3 years

It's the 2nd anniversary of donating a kidney to my sister. It's been a weird couple of years for all, made alright because my sister is still here and thanks to the NHS is now healthier than me. (Me below on morphine) @share_wishes @NHSOrganDonor @kidneycareuk @Kidney_Research

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Johnny B

2 years

Today marks the 3rd kidneyversary of me donating a kidney to my sister. It's been a mad few years for everybody, but I'll be forever grateful for the chance to help my big sister have a life! #organdonation @share_wishes @NHSOrganDonor

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Johnny B

2 years

@fesshole She knows, they always know. No matter what you think you've got away with, you haven't. One extra biscuit? They know Extra roast spud, they know They always know

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Johnny B

9 months

Today is the 4th year #kidneyversary since I donated my very best kidney to my sister. It's still going strong, and keeping her fit and well @share_wishes @kidneycareuk @NHSOrganDonor

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Johnny B

3 years

Here's me looking fabyoularse after donating a kidney to my sister, January 2020. It changed her life dramatically but some aren't so fortunate. Have the chat about your wishes, it could save someone's life #OrganDonationWeek @NHSOrganDonor @share_wishes

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Johnny B

2 years

Just over 3 years ago I was able to donate a kidney to my sister, it changed her life dramatically. So many people are waiting for a chance at a better life. Donation can do that, make sure you're on the donor register. #WorldKidneyDay #livingdonor @NHSOrganDonor @share_wishes

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Johnny B

2 years

@markbenhall Oh look, a Chavalanche!

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Johnny B

3 years

@fesshole 🎵lady in bed, dancing with me....cheek to cheek🎵

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Johnny B

3 years

@kennyhiggs I raise you a pikachu!

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Johnny B

3 years

Let's settle this once and for all. What do you call this where you live?

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Johnny B

2 years

@eugeneh84 Bosh'evik

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Johnny B

3 years

Yes by McAlmont and Butler is one of the greatest songs pop songs ya know #totp1995 #totp

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Johnny B

1 year

@idlewildgirl Tate fans coming for this tweet!

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Johnny B

1 year

On the 8th of January 2020, I donated a kidney to my sister, she got a kidney, I got this pin! From dialysis to having a relatively normal life was almost instant. Make sure you're on the donor register, it saves lives. @NHSOrganDonor @share_wishes #OrganDonationWeek #organdonor

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Johnny B

2 years

@Danny_McMoomins This was a beauty.

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Johnny B

2 years

Went out with mates last night, all couples except me obvs! Most were quite insistent that I need a girlfriend... why people do this man? let me just drink and be merry!!

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Johnny B

8 months

@ambergambler_ Then the stuff dries onto the bowl like something that would be used for shuttle re-entry!

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Johnny B

3 years

@anon_opin Not all bad people are tories, all tories are bad people. Hope that's cleared it up for you

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2 years

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Johnny B

3 years

@ianbrown My limited tech ability means I had to do my first tiktok

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Johnny B

1 year

I have done the square root of fuck all apart from make this!

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Johnny B

3 years

@ourrachblogs Anchor man is a terrible film, not at all funny. Almost anti humour

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Johnny B

3 years

Would you like some of my sausage @fryuppolice ?

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Johnny B

3 years

@PaddyMcGonagle7 @anon_opin People who are lactose intolerant will ALWAYS tell you!

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Johnny B

3 years

@Danny_McMoomins Just done it, is it shoddy enough, I hope so

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Johnny B

1 year

@deathofbuckley Reading her name always brings me here.

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Johnny B

3 years

@adrianbliss Here for exactly this kind of enthusiasm

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Johnny B

1 year

@Depheruk Whenever I see your posts and how much you help people, it makes me feel like the world ain't too bad. You are the best of us.

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Johnny B

2 years

@fryuppolice you fancy me don't ya

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Johnny B

7 months

Got these two from this to 18 years old, completed it mate.

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Johnny B

2 years

Greta Thunberg getting arrested is the level of chill I aspire to.

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Johnny B

3 years

@fesshole Twitter needs a 'I'm here for this pettiness' button

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Johnny B

3 years

@PrimalAvenger @sebparkinson @GNev2 I've asked this question a hundred times and it is always met with silence or trite nonsense!

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Johnny B

7 months

On the 8/1/20, I donated a kidney to my sister, she got a kidney, I got this pin! The change in her life is amazing to see. Make sure you're on the donor register, it saves lives. @NHSOrganDonor @share_wishes #organdonor #WorldKidneyDay @worldkidneyday @kidneydayUK

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Johnny B

7 months

@deathofbuckley I've ignored 4 teams meetings this week alone, I'm hoping people catch on that o don't like them

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Johnny B

2 years

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Johnny B

3 years

@TechnicallyRon Technically Ron, opening the instruction end is the right way so you read them before you take your tablets. Barrel of laughs me

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Johnny B

3 years

@fryuppolice @BigFatShanks

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Johnny B

1 year

@eugeneh84 That tiny red arrow is pointing to the house I grew up in. Not a Netflix special just yet!

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2 years

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Johnny B

2 years

4 tins of Heinz beans for nearly a fiver!

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Johnny B

2 years

@MerrynSW My sisters hospital roast dinner today!

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Johnny B

2 years

Red Leicester is better than cheddar. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

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Johnny B

3 years

@BigShrugger I always misread this and that is why I thought they were the perfect crisp for me!

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Johnny B

2 years

@Danny_McMoomins @EnglandRugby

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2 years

@TraceyR64968698

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Johnny B

3 years

I have done some useful things with my life #livingdonor #kidneydonor

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3 years

Last January it was the first #Kidneyversary of Johnny giving “Kevasaurus the kidney” to his sister, Debbie. “Her life has improved dramatically and it's the best thing in the world to see, I'd do it all again tomorrow.”Johnny shares their story with us❤

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Johnny B

2 years

Ladies, gentlemen and wotnot... I present to you, Bob!

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Johnny B

2 years

Bit late but heres a mothers day story about my mother. My mum used to work nights at a petrol station, a nutter came in with a samurai sword to hold the place up, waving it about all threatening and that. She locked him in until the police arrived, zero fucks that woman

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@Johnnyelbee

Johnny B

2 years

Meet Bob dog, he's coming to live at my house. Permanently! I'm getting a dog!

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Johnny B

3 years

@fryuppolice I reckon a battered sausage would be reet on a fry up

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Johnny B

2 years

Fuck you

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Johnny B

10 months

@BryanDo07194397 This is everything!

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Johnny B

1 year

Me up a mountain! Scafell pike, sunburnt and happy.

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Johnny B

2 years

Haricot beans in rich tomato jus on toasted garlic bloomers slices, topped off with finely grated Grana padano.

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Johnny B

1 year

@nephro_maniac I got this after donating a kidney to my sister. It's the symbol here in the UK for being a living donor. They send you a little silver pin badge of it

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Johnny B

2 years

@fesshole What if you came back to time before you made up the code? Then your future self couldn't convince you otherwise and you got angry and broke the time machine. Space time continuum fucked forever! Not entirely sure you've thought this through fesser

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Johnny B

3 years

@anon_opin It goes back to when Patrick Swayze was alive and if he was ever to walk past, you would just let him know the baby is in the car and not in the corner. Saving you and him the bother of confrontation. It's now just a tradition

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Johnny B

1 year

@thismorning

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Johnny B

2 years

This time last week I was waking up in lanzarote to spend the day with my mate, three days later he was gone and I'll never see him again. Grief is fucking weird ain't it?

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Johnny B

10 months

@janbobrowicz I've worked with a few groundworkers that have the exact same look!

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Johnny B

3 years

@Ottojizzmark

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Johnny B

3 years

@drphiliplee1 Priti Patel as constipation

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Johnny B

2 years

@AlbyLad_ Ha ha, sharpist u-turn ever

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Johnny B

3 years

If you are ever confronted by a northerner and feel threatened, show them this photo and it will stun them enough for you to make your escape.

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Johnny B

3 years

@AFCBdave @Andyshawton @kealalex @Stanley_Walker @eliistender10 @jjcwow @MarcusRashford Don't confuse them using facts Dave.

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Johnny B

2 years

Look at this handsome fella!

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Johnny B

3 years

@lisa_lisa2530 @oOPeterOo @DrKerrySmith Full of hate and shite.

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Johnny B

3 years

At what age do you stop giving a fuck about anyything and everything? I hope it's soon

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Johnny B

3 years

@CiaranWest @fesshole Even real cockneys fake the cockney accent.

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Johnny B

3 years

@girl_tinder I might just have this as my bio.

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3 years

@PaulaMcGrath_ I donated a kidney to my sister, she's in my phone as 'Kidney thief'.

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Johnny B

1 year

I stand by this #glastonbury2023 #GunsNRoses

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Johnny B

3 years

@BadVaccineTakes I wish is name was Kenneth so I could ask him what the frequency is.

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Johnny B

8 months

My first thought this morning was that I really want a cream cake. This thought is not going away

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Johnny B

1 year

@raymond98003030 @ambergambler_ New TV show, 'Nobody loves Raymond'.

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Johnny B

3 years

@SarahJayBee @liamgallagher Do you mind, I'm sitting here trying not to get my hopes up!!

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Johnny B

3 years

@DankAckroyd My nan used to call 'profiteroles', 'Peter rolls'. I have no further news on this.

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7 months

Two 18 year olds and a 21 year old. These kids 😍

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3 years

@saoirsegowan Dude still wears a pager for when the 80s page him and ask him for its bad attitudes back.

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Johnny B

2 years

Voice of more than one generation! R.I.P #TerryHall

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2 years

@yoghurteater I love posts like this, incel detection tweets. All come flying out of their burrows

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Johnny B

10 months

If you want to glide through the wrapping paper like an absolute pro, get yourself a pair of Fiskars, dressmaking scissors. I've opted for the 25cm ones. Yours truly, The most boring man in Britain.

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Johnny B

10 months

@LucianusMagnus 'Dusty rug', never been beaten.

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Johnny B

2 years

...and we're off lads.

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Johnny B

3 years

Who's nan is in charge of sending NHS booster text? calm down Granny caps

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Johnny B

3 years

@samtmugford @LindseyBurbank You would 100% open the dish of someone told you not to open the dish.

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Johnny B

2 years

Crispy!!

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