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Johnny McNulty

4 years

I still can't believe that the trick to defeating journalism was to just be so openly evil that reporting on it accurately sounds partisan.

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Johnny McNulty

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6 years

the most unrealistic part of fantasy books is when 18-year-old boys spend five books insisting they're not the chosen one instead of immediately saying "yeah that sounds right."

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5 years

gee, I wonder why giving people enough to live on comes out to more than minimum wage?

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Sen. Tim Scott: "We cannot encourage people to make more money in unemployment than they do in employment."

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6 years

I told my fifth grader that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wanted to take $7 out of every $10 she makes and my fifth grader told me that's not how tax brackets work and that I'd never make enough money to have to understand them anyway and also that she wants to live with her mom.

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Johnny McNulty

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I really wish this had gotten less true in four years

Johnny McNulty

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4 years

I still can't believe that the trick to defeating journalism was to just be so openly evil that reporting on it accurately sounds partisan.

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Johnny McNulty

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6 years

help my town has been captured by MS-14 it's one stronger than MS-13 and they are demanding Donald Trump send his strongest ICE champion

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8 years

Dear Trump fans: Turns out that hot mug of liberal tears you were sipping was something else entirely.

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4 months

Judge Cannon is the most corrupt public official I've seen in my life and I am including, like, Jafar from Aladdin.

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6 years

Daily Caller Writer DESTROYS Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez By Building Weird Little Shrine To Her In His Closet

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7 years

@GroverNorquist So, you intentionally let your daughter walk in without money for tax so you could give an 8-year-old a speech about why gubmint is evil?

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2 years

I have transferred the data that was on your cell phone and which you were probably hiding from prosecution Forgive me they were incriminating so guilty and so many

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3 months

I'm 39 and Tim Walz is the first person to ever make me wonder why I've never visited Minnesota.

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6 years

@nypost I HEARD SHE BREATHES IN OXYGEN AND EXHALES CO2

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5 years

@nypost at least we can use Facebook without killing 240 year old democracies

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3 years

I'm not making plans for 2022 because I am just going to replace all my memories from this period with a little elevator music and a title card that says "several years later"

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7 years

McCain: Would you say gooblewoobledeedo? Comey: I don't...what? McCain: I thought you said that. Comey: What? McCain: I'm very troubled.

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7 years

"Hey guys, what's up? Today I'm going to do the ENTIRE checklist of psychopathy warning signs in just five minutes. I drank a lot of water, so hopefully I can wet the bed after torturing these animals."

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7 years

After the public apologies for his previous vlog that featured footage of a dead body, Logan Paul's new video shows him using a taser on dead rats and poking at a fish struggling to breathe. Has the YouTuber actually turned over a new leaf?

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6 years

The only similarity between the stigma of being gay and the stigma of being conservative is both stigmas exist because conservatives are bad people.

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6 years

@JacobAWohl @chrissyteigen all kidding aside that is literally a graph showing that everyone had to Google you today to know who you are

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8 years

"Hello, Commander. Welcome to the Brotherhood of Nod. Your first mission: construct a base to collect Tiberium. Watch out for GDI patrols."

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7 years

Hmm, which looks more natural... this perfectly centered paragraph, or the one where someone was forced by aides to add a phrase to the end?

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2 years

@lawrence_wright won't someone think of the enforcers

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Johnny McNulty

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8 years

Republicans get upset when humans show up at their town halls because their real constituents are all corporations.

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5 years

left-wing protest happens anywhere: "I wish those snowflakes would come to my town so I could FUCK THEM UP. I'm a big mad American boy! Make it legal to run them over! Kill! Kill!" neo-nazis fly themselves to a liberal city for the Please Fight Me Rally "Antifa is terrorism!"

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4 years

"The president is fine, it's just fun to inject him with things."

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6 years

@Chinchillazllla @JacobAWohl @chrissyteigen half the country knows what Chrissy & John cooked for dinner last night, but you go off, Jake

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7 years

Everyone's focused on Steve Mnuchin & the sheet of money but no one's talking about how his wife has been murdering Toons in The Dip.

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7 years

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4 years

god damn I love when presidents do real he-man shit like stand on a balcony and walk inside. it's like an 80s action movie out here.

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7 years

Dunno if I shared this here before, but my dad literally sat me down in the late 90s (maybe early 00s) to tell me Trump was full of shit. /1

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6 years

Facebook: Everyone's more accomplished than you. Also Obama is engineering vaccines to turn your kids into spiders. Instagram: Everyone's happier than you. Also they are sponsored by a vague luxury lifestyle sports cream. Twitter: We're all miserable, here's today's reason.

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5 years

anyone delusional enough to think the left cares if Bill Clinton goes down with Epstein are really tipping their hand about whether they care more about party politics or stopping child rapists in general

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Johnny McNulty

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4 years

The Minister of Tourism for Ireland just resigned after taking a family vacation in Italy. It wasn't against the rules or anything, it just set a bad example since the gov't recommended people vacation locally. He agreed, apologized, & resigned. Functioning countries are wild.

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8 years

it's simple: legally, the Illinois Nazis had the right to stand on that bridge, but Jake & Elwood Blues are still the heroes of the movie.

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2 years

@nytimes He's not gonna fuck you.

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7 years

I cannot emphasize this enough: when this is over, Republicans will want to be treated like they're normal again, and that can never happen.

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4 years

If you think making fun of dead Rush Limbaugh is inappropriate, congrats on never having heard Rush Limbaugh.

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Johnny McNulty

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump you might want to ask your personal doctor, the Area 51 guy from Independence Day, to give you a lower dose on your "hair pills," bud.

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump @Cabinet and don't give me that "the party that controls 0 branches is to blame" garbage. You're literally not doing your job

Trump Blames Democrats For Unfilled Key Positions

President Donald Trump said Democrats were "taking forever" to confirm Trump nominees, despite his historically slow pace of nominations.

www.newsweek.com

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Johnny McNulty

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6 years

the fact that I wrote "books" twice instead of "novels" or "series" the first time or saying "five hundred pages" the second time is driving my editor self nuts

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump @Cabinet cheese and fuzzy crackers, Donnie, it's June. This is embarrassing. Plus, you still haven't nomimated the vast majority of appointments.

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3 years

The executive producer of 'Jeopardy!' is apparently skipping over Buzzy and LeVar and picking... himself. I never thought I'd call someone "the Dick Cheney of Jeopardy" but, well, here we are.

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6 years

@TeamCornyn THIS IS WHY BIG STRONG TEXANS LIKE ME NEED GUNS - TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM THE SEX WORDS!

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump You forgot to mention Kislyak, the other guy who was there. You remember, the dude Flynn was fired for meeting & discussing sanctions with?

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2 years

@MattWalshBlog (9 hours later) Actually it wasn't devastating at all

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7 years

Nothing says "my trip to the 49ers-Colts game wasn't a staged political hissy fit" like immediately making it your new banner image.

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2 years

@LAPDChiefMoore "If I don't like your tone, I am allowed to kill you."

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4 years

@WCCO 1) The "A" in the anarchist symbol is supposed to extend outside the circle. 2) No one who would graffiti an anarchist "A" would also graffiti "Biden 2020." 3) I admit this is unscientific, but the handwriting in "Biden" is very lame.

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7 years

So Trump "donated" his POTUS salary but then donated the entire Secret Service budget to his own businesses? Cool, cool. Corruption is cool.

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7 years

When Rs ask why I can't ever give Trump a chance as POTUS, it's not because I hate his voters. They're just citizens. I hate his scam. /x

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4 years

already mad at future kids wearing a "Twenties" halloween costume that mixes masks and a BLM t-shirt from 2020 with the anti-hornet earplugs of 2023 and platform shoes from the platform shoe comeback of 2029. like, I know we had to give up school after COVID 2 in 2021, but c'mon.

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5 years

Sen Klobuchar should play to her strengths and pledge to degrade McConnell at work until he cries.

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8 years

Trump: What's today's agenda? Aide: We killed Meals on Wheels. T: Neat. A: Gorka's a Nazi. T: Rad. A: McDonald's insulted you. T: WHAT

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4 years

please sign my open letter demanding everyone like me

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5 years

saying they're bailing out the postal service is like saying paying soldiers is bailing out the army

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump This reads like a Nigerian prince scam email.

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8 years

Insulting Bannon's bloated visage may not be what stops this but y'know what? It's fun. He looks like a rash fucked an even bigger rash.

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3 months

Matt Gaetz looks like the second image on an Animorphs cover.

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4 years

crazy thought, but arrest the CA republicans putting out fake ballot drop-off sites before the rest of them realize they can get away with it

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4 years

BREAKING: After reviewing the numbers with the White House, the CDC has discovered that 80,000 Americans are actually at a farm upstate, where they have so much room to run and play.

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Johnny McNulty

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6 years

Science: everyone should have a four-day workweek. Technology: This is completely doable. Economics: And we'd all be richer. Society: Um no thanks we'll keep using the 1878 Steam Barons' Convention On The Best Use Of Laborers to make all our rules and you're fired for asking.

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2 years

@brooksbarnesNYT so this is that good non-activist journalism huh

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8 years

"IS THIS ALL YOU GOT, SOROS!?" screamed a nude Alex Jones, selflessly putting his body between We The People & the Socialist Demon Mega Pot.

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Johnny McNulty

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7 years

- Not drifting off mid-sentence - Not being explicitly offensive - Not forgetting where you are The bar for "success" if you're Trump at the State of the Union / a stoned teen talking to a friend's parents.

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@realDonaldTrump @Cabinet like, how? you didn't even name 442 of the 559 jobs. >79% unfilled. If this were a test you could triple your score & still get a D-.

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@realDonaldTrump Of course, he's very forgettable. Jeff Sessions completely lost all recollection of their meetings as well! Seems weird for an ambassador...

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump 'Sad End To A Great Show: America 1776-2017'

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6 years

stop comparing Sarah Sanders being asked to leave to businesses refusing service to LGBT+ people. Sarah worked hard to earn her hate, not like those lazy gays who get handed hate just for existing.

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@realDonaldTrump a house divfefed against itself cannot covfefe

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@odonnell_r Hey man can you text me the code to the NYC underground? I got locked out.

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@EliStokols @NicolleDWallace Ah, the old "He's always been a criminal sleazebag and didn't realize that was bad" defense. Truly, we are dealing with legal geniuses.

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8 years

Reminder: Russia did this to a pro-Western presidential candidate in Ukraine. Paul Manafort worked for the other guy

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3 months

It's fun that the benefits I won't get in 30 years are going to ruin my life now.

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BREAKING: Hackers may have stolen the Social Security numbers of every American from National Public Data, around 2.9 billion records, per the LA Times

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6 years

@conservmillen what is the lowest status job that deserves to live, Allie?

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@realDonaldTrump are you kidding? these things are going to make the Ken Burns documentary about your impeachment a laugh riot.

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Wow, Donald Trump beat ISIS in the race to accept congratulations for the Orlando shooting.

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4 years

Glenn Greenwald is like if Ralph Nader spent the back half of his career defending car crashes.

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6 years

@Mediaite how will she ever become a total failure without his expert advice?

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@realDonaldTrump Your son-in-law Jared Kushner also forgot about him! So weird!

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@realDonaldTrump so, does Bannon let you sit in on his meetings, or does the real President just hand you things to sign once a day?

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4 years

amazing

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@HowardSchultz clocks should display the time!

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4 years

Legally, the President cannot be removed until every Senator gives a speech with a historical factoid from the 19th Century.

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6 years

man, when the left takes power we're really gonna give those goddamn republicans what they deserve: universal healthcare, a better minimum wage, guaranteed voting rights, protected social security, legal cannabis, clean air, clean water, and a planet their grandkids can live on!

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8 years

@realDonaldTrump ok, so resign.

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4 years

everyone assumes the NYTimes messed up by not catching this incredible error, but let's give them the benefit of the doubt: maybe Maureen Dowd's editors just hate her guts?

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8 years

A group of stoned teens would put more effort into getting their story straight for parents than the GOP has for #TrumpRussia .

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6 years

you guys know that when we finally defeat Trump, that's when Mitch McConnell will shapeshift into his real form and laugh with his shoulders and fly off in a steampunk airship and we realize the game is only half over and it's 3am on a Sunday night and school is tomorrow, right?

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3 years

every time I see "Space Force," my brain completes it with "Coarse to Coarse." It's very dumb and I like it.

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Best haiku ever? Yes, the best haiku ever. Best. Haiku. Ever.

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7 years

@Gavin_McInnes I scoffed when they said self-owns were an artform. I was wrong, sir. I was wrong.

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@realDonaldTrump *casually pulls up corner of the notepad so we can't see the blank piece of paper*

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The pee tape, scrapping the Iran nuclear deal, and screwing people who need health subsidies are all the same thing. Trump didn't pay women to pee on a bed cuz he likes pee. It's cuz Obama slept on that bed. America was Obama's bed for 8 years, and now we're all getting soaked.

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conservatives: push people too far and find out what happens [rioting happens] conservatives:

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@realDonaldTrump Oh yeah! You met him in April '16 & somehow forgot to brag about it like literally every single other thing you do!

Trump met Russian ambassador during campaign, despite denials

New York billionaire met briefly with Vladimir Putin’s representative in Washington around six months before election day

www.independent.co.uk

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5 years

this is actually a great summary of how rich assholes ruined not just media, but our whole society, by insisting rich ignorance is always better than than professionals' expertise, and then blaming everyone for their failures.

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6 years

rudy giuliani is like if bilbo baggins' 2-second freakout lasted for 40 years

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4 years

Maybe winning without OH, PA or FL will finally push journos to intervew white people in diners in new states.

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