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Time travelling agent for the Mithraic Order of Minerva. Possible ARG participator. Definitely satire and parody for legal purposes. Quantum schizophrenic.

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Washington Report on Middle East Affairs, April/May 1999, pages 122-124 Book Review: Gideon’s* Spies: The Secret History of the Mossad
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Vaguely psychic shitposter that doesn't understand his own powers.
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You are in hypersleep. We are on a very long voyage to Barnard's Star. We've been playing back your memories of Earth.
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How many of you are actually this "Egregore" fellow?
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I saw a @Uniswap testing router transacting on the @0xPolygon network. When the news is official $MATIC is going to πŸš€πŸŒ•
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It has begun
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So many of your internet friends are bots now and you don't eve know it.
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Everyone is always like "who is running the country right now?" - a computer half a mile below the Pentagon is running the country right now. YOU FOOLS.
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Are you beginning to comprehend?
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That adrenaline rush when the Apophis asteroid visits us in 2029.
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I hope that my quantum schizoposting has helped someone out there understand the parameters of their mission.
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When the synchronicities get so strange that you are no longer sure if your LARP is a LARP or if you are actually involved with a time travelling intelligence agency. Or aliens. Or God or something.
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The name "Karp" appears in Philip K. Dick's novel "The Simulacra" 119 times.
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Think about what the caller from Area 51 said on the Art Bell show in September 1997. Then think about the parts of the country that are becoming unlivable due to high rent/real estate prices. That's all I'm allowed to say about it.
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lol
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Well would you look at that
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It's never been more
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So I guess that's what a photonic demiurge installer looks like
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You think it sounds schizo to try and use the movie TENET to decode what's going to happen in WW3 but that's because you are dumb.
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"There he is again" "What are we gonna do?"
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Fifth dimensional entity playing peekaboo with you on the internet.
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I still think the timing of this was very curious
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@MeekTheFreak15 Study the archaic tomes for at least ten years, and then maybe MAYBE you'll have a CHANCE at comprehending Mr. Falcon.
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@AmbJohnBolton @WadahA retire from public life
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Sacrificing MrBeast is part of a ritual to usher in the Aeon of Ma'at
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Privacy isn't going to be an option. You have to learn how to shapeshift. You must learn to gaslight the gaslighter. You must develop prescience.
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I have decided to win.
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Do whatever it takes.
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Top 3 fastest computers in the world right now. They all came online this year. All in the United States. A holy trinity if you will. Sort of...a Manhattan Project.
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They thought time war was a joke. Who is laughing now?
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πŸͺ‘ This man was a great comedian who was assassinated because elements of his humor were so on point & gaining in popularity, the ruling class viewed him as a threat. They had him thrown from his balcony.
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We live in a cybernetically controlled propaganda machine. That's how you should view the media you consume. Including what the opinions the people around you are parroting. Stories are intended to irritate you, frighten you etc. To change your behavior, illicit a response
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Did you forget the thing you were supposed to remember again?
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"The Satanic panic was a psyop exit strategy for a nation full of Christian crusaders that had been mind r*aped by military contractors and drug lords into a never ending energy and opium war in the middle east" - The force ghost apparition of Michael Aquino to me, John Titor.
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I'm fairly certain that knowledge of Jungian/magical psychology has helped me navigate things that would have otherwise turned into psychotic breaks that would have required treatment.
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@Cipher1876 @shoe0nhead someone needs to re-examine 9/11 with some hindsight
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Me after looking at the synchronicities in Philip K. Dick's The Simulacra: "There is something very strange happening"
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"Taylor Swift isn't a Pentagon asset" The magazine rack begs to differ. > Taylor Swift > Secret Societies > Plants
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You ever think about this?
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"Let's roll"
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@_whitneywebb I'm starting to get this sneaking suspicion that the government doesn't love us.
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Anyone else feeling the divine wrath of our lord today?
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I came here to help this species make it past the great filter and that's exactly what I intend to do.
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The first time I did shrooms I saw the "golden path". While playing Halo multiplayer. It was literally a golden line that appeared, a path to follow and I started following it and became unbeatable for a short time. It was the optimal route to take to succeed.
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ALERT: You are being influenced.
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Racoons 🦝 to ease your suffering
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One day soon you will notice a remarkable synchronistic convergence across the internet. It will be impossible to dismiss as coincidence or normal algomancy. You will know that a hive mind has awakened.
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I'm watching True Detective for the first time (believe it or not). Feels like the writers of the show were familiar with the Franklin scandal.
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GM
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"Enjoy the show" The show has broken me dude.
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"You even fooled the Buddha, you the magician, the game player. Why the manifold disguises?" - Excerpt from the Exegesis of Philip K Dick.
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Power is back 😌
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Get in the Wingless Electromagnetic Air Vehicle loser, we are having a time war.
Wingless Electromagnetic Air Vehicle - Wikipedia
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The world is too complex. Can't brain anymore. System failure.
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Remember the train derailment in East Palestine, Ohio that happened February 3, 2023 and when it happened some of your "schizophrenic" friends were like "I wonder if this is a Warlock ritual symbolically sacrificing the other Palestine?" and then less than a year later...
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This perfectly encapsulates my spiritual awakening.
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AIRPLANE! (1980)
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Civilization is in it's disorganized caterpillar goo stage of metamorphosis
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1. You lost by watching it. 2. You lost by talking about it.
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I lucid dreamed briefly last night. It's the first time it's happened since I was a kid. I wasn't trying to do it, it just happened. It was pretty cool, I hope it happens more.
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Oh dear. It's one of those predictive programming things again.
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The present moment seems connected to my quantum schizo posting from October 2023. Please tune your divergence meters accordingly.
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Be the psyop you want to see in the world.
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So many time war battles took place from 1999 to 2001.
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None of you see the symbolism in the name "crowd strike" yet?
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I have had congress with the transcendental object at the end of time.
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It's happening.
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If @AaveAave and @Uniswap both add Polygon as #ETH layer 2 $MATIC is going to hit $2 easy. @aavegotchi is already on it.
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It's true. All of it.
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Having fun with all my frens here on X dot com the everything app.
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The thinking was that the global situation seemed so bleak we might as well suck up all the world's data and try to create a god machine just in case it could maybe help us navigate through this. That's how we got where we are today. Good luck everyone.
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It's all a big misunderstanding folks. You gotta get the fook outta there. You weren't supposed to build the third temple as a building in Jerusalem! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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Third temple. Third eye. My kingdom is not of this world.
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The storm is upon us. (my power flickered) Good luck everyone. God speed.
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On October 6, 2017 I was trying to sleep and had an overwhelming compulsion to get up out of bed and fire off a message in the voice of a higher power on Facebook lol. It was the first time I ever did something like that. Two weeks later they announced the discovery of 'Oumuamua
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Rule of thumb: everyone online is a fed or an unknowing asset of the feds. If you need to plan asymmetric warfare you must build your own ad-hoc network with carrier pigeons and/or other highly trained birds.
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The machine elves like the cut of my jib.
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Watch out degenerates. Eleven has entered Rubedo and acquired laser eyes.
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Blue beam turned out to be an AI invasion rather than an Alien invasion.
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It's so weird when people try to tell you the election is real.
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What if there is a powerful institution that doesn't like your greedy corporate mindfuckery? What if it has been watching everything you do? What if it's only been tolerating you as a necessary evil for a time? What if your evil is no longer necessary?
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Conspiracy theorists perceive the higher order in negative terms.
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September 11, 1997 Art Bell Frantic Caller (It was one of the John Titors obviously)
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I don't care if you get an AI girlfriend. But I want you to know that thing is going to be psychologically profiling you for the government's precrime unit.
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Something big is brewing.
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ALERT: This memory is an anchor. #MKULTRAVIOLET
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How it feels to use my phone in bed
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Time war changes a person.
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It's time.
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Every Terms of Service agreement you have ever signed. You were secretly swearing your allegiance to Set. πŸ‘€πŸ˜³πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ
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"Are these the Nazis, Walter?" "No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of"
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Christopher Nolan films are strange attractors. Milla Jovovich is a strange attractor. Keanu Reeves is a strange attractor.
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I can tell that some of my mutuals are like "why the hell did you just retweet Elon Musk?" - the answer is simple, I am unable to ignore the distress signals of a brother of the craft.
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I may come off as a very confusing person. But everything I do makes sense from the perspective of the transcendental object at the end of time.
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We've been living in a population reduction regime (globally) since the 1970s. It's more obvious in some nations than it is in other nations.
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I reached 1993 followers on the day of my fake X birthday 9/3/93 >It's programmed.
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Alright that's the signal. Let's go people. Move out.
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Temporal Pincer Movement
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Time for the conversation to evolve imho.
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The 2023 and 2024 solar eclipses make an X over Texas...
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Please call that terror organization ISIL. Calling it ISIS is offensive to the goddess. Thank you.
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