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EU autocracy advocate. gammon slayer. Parody.

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My gosh what has happened to the UK when 2 Asian men can't even punch a woman police officer in the face, resist arrest and try to steal a gun from a firearms officer in an airport without having an aggressive arrest. Institutional racism.
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This is David Tennant's child. Obviously we can all see this is totally normal and came to theys decision of ones own accord without any social phenomena having any influence whatsoever.
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An autistic boy smudges a Koran slightly and the police parade him on TV and make his distraught mother apologise to calm down the Islamists. Pro palastinian protesters climb the centoaph screaming jihad against the west. Police: There are no laws preventing this, so no action
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Surely if Philip Schofield wants his comeback he'd have to scrape it off a 15 year old boys arse.
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@JohnMcG55334977
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@RichardBurgon And yet 10 miles away from your constituency you couldn't bring yourself to extoll those same free speech beliefs in response to the Batley school teacher.
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@JohnMcG55334977
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Mosque protection £117m Batley school protection £0
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@jeremycorbyn Which area of Palastine is your constituency in?
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@JohnMcG55334977
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@narindertweets What exact crime did Loz commit? It was a photograph in the public domain. Had Loz thrown a milkshake over you he would have been arrested also.
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Nigel Farage joins Tories, they stuff the "Hard right" side of the party in the cabinet with Nigel as PM and expel the wets and WEF membership. The boats stop completely and they drop Vat and income tax to 5%. Krishnan guru Murthy gets caught crywanking in the bogs on channel 4
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@JohnMcG55334977
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@lindacooganb Will do man 👍
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@JohnMcG55334977
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Banning the Far right German AFD is the only way to ensure our democracy does not fall foul of fascism.
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@JohnMcG55334977
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@Atlethia It's skin to skin contact and good to regulate the baby immediately out of the womb. The midwife will have told him to. It's lovely. Now stop.
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@darrengrimes_ Stealing this bike should be 2 years jail. Filming it and doing fuck all 5 years.
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@SadiqKhan It's almost like large swathes of people are beginning to think that mass immigration from islamic lands isn't the best practice for maintaining a functional liberal democracy.
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Any minute now some pissed up fuckwit is going to put a sausage on a mosque door handle and it will be told as if it were the worst crime against Muslims in British history. Lee Anderson will have 9 off the cuff BBC documentaries dedicated to blaming him for spurring it on with
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@Bushra1Shaikh How would you like me to value a group of people that harassed a Batley school teacher out of his job for blasphemy? * Note, not all Muslims, obviously, but the community were rather quiet weren't they.
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@TiceRichard This is blatant Whiteophobic racism @BBCNews . Are you going to cover it ?
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@GaryLineker Why didn't you say this on October the 7th?
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@JonathanPieNews Try and relax , I hear your first period is quite often bad.
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@JMPSimor @Conservatives Lawrence made a great point here about the totalitarian nature of this despicable identitarianism.
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@GBNEWS @YvetteHenson I call on Stephen Fry to give all his money to charity and live in a terrace house with a combi boiler.
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@SkyNews Translation: The next England manager will 100% definitely not be white.
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@SadiqKhan @TheNewsAgents You called people far right extremists because they opposed ULEZ. Sit down.
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@zarahsultana What legal obligations are you referring?
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@UKLabour Winning back the red wall one tweet at a time.
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Only 46% of British Pakistanis marry their cousin, down from 60% twenty years ago. Show this to a Nazi the next time they complain about non integration into British culture.
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@vonderleyen By the way I'm the parody account, not the one above. I know it's confusing.
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@MailOnline Oh the irony
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@montie It's almost like they were just vain careerists as opposed to people striving for a conservative country.
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@IanDunt Is the terrorist advisor an Islamist? Probably
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@DreyfusJames Helen Joyce actually mentioned the phenomenon of Transing your own child like David did, and how they have to dig deeper into the cult or admit what they've done, which could possibly be impossible to accept.
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@KirstieMAllsopp Most people don't have a problem with immigration if it as kept low. Immigration Does not impact middle class TV personalities as much as working class people. You are perceiving the problem with the typical myopia of the metro left, that it is the individual not the system.
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@JoKneale5 There are defacto blasphemy laws against the trans agend and Islam. The police act just like modern day morality police or Iranian mortality police under the guise of community cohesion.
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Dear @GaryLineker . This is like 1930s Germany.
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@Bob_cart124 What do you think the age of consent should be ?
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@montymonty2023 It's how the elite now try and grab a bit of victimhood also it feels like
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@BurnsideNotTosh Full title: "Knight commander of the order of Bath, Sir Keir Starmer." True voice of the working class.
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@SophyRidgeSky Trying to keep redwall voters by sacking Boris because he has some cake and replacing him with an open borders globalist billionaire?
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@Chr1stop4 His kids are an integral part of David's ideology. I'm posting this because I am concerned for the children that are being let down by their parents. That is all.
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@SkyNews @SiobhanRobbins Must be some type of mystery
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@BBCNews Just happened to be in the exact spot the hired gunman specifically hired to kill her was stood.
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@Channel4News @JoJohnsonUK @margarethodge Translation: Mass migration is essential to keep my 1.8 million pound house in Berkshire and my property portfolio from dropping in value.
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@guyverhofstadt Not an army. Just a trading bloc.
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@SholaMos1 Reported for targeted racism.
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@Bouri_D You have 2 masters degrees and don't earn 38k, jesus I'm a plumber and could shift that in 8 months.
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@MrBrendanCox This particular community walked in through your beloved freedom of movement right through eastern Europe. You can shout racism all you like but these un intergrated communities offer no added value to my family's life. I mean can you give me just one tangible benefit?
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@WalesOnline Looks like a trans before and after pic.
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@TRobinsonNewEra Harehills has 21 mosques in 1 quarter square mile, I used to live there. It is dominated by islamic interest. How on earth have labour let them down? My city is turning into a fighting ground for middle eastern conflict. We are in deep deep water here.
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@Keir_Starmer @NATO You have just promised to commute prison sentences and give 100 thousand illegal migrants amnesty. Great start.
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@Terror_Alarm It's only democracy when the result go my way.
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@euronews Christianophobic stabbing spree by Islamist in Mannheim. Purpotrator shot by police. Happy to help.
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@Fludded @Glinner @missdianemorgan How odd a socialist would be like this.
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@northumbriapol Trans women are men.
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@Cobratate It's almost as if reaching the pinnacle of materialism through sexually exploiting young girls and converting to Islam somehow doesn't make you a happy person.
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@ArchRose90 Harry White guilt lol
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@AnnelieseDodds What on earth has someones race got to do the Tories economic chaos? Literally the only businesses I see trading in Leeds are takeouts, corner shops and Turkish barbers. You absolute loathsome clowns.
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@mikegalsworthy The ECJ just fined Hungary 1 m euro a day for not agreeing refugee movement. How is this "just a trading bloc" . Just be honest and say you want a European superstate.
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@jamieoliver It's a pity some of those children won't see their 18th birthday due to Sadiq's "bold brilliant moves".
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@TRobinsonNewEra Mora rainbow lanyards would solve this.
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@narindertweets @GemmaAlexa1990 @MailOnline So it was an unfair advantage he had because he had done some research which lead him to be informed on the subject? Lol
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@stellacreasy Ok but what about telling primary children that you can be born in the wrong body and that there are trans children. Where are you on that?
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@dave24144975 Wow, an actual conservative in the conservative party.
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@marksandspencer Why were there hats celebrating a Christian festival in a fire by the way?
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@SholaMos1 Can Africans not stop it? We don't want to be white saviours you see.
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@jeremycorbyn Yes I remember Abu Hamza was a bastion of love when he was there.
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@JonathanPieNews As opposed to the knight commander of the order of Bath, Sir Keir Starmer, true voice of the working class?
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@BellaWallerstei You were literally crying about a month ago because pro Palestine Islamist were hounding Jews around London.
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@campbellclaret We can't all invade a country for oil profits bud.
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@BBCNews We all know full well the next one will be the Intersectional pride flag colours and the 3 lions replaced with the heads of Karl Marx, Lenin and George Floyd.
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@danwootton My Dad didn't make tools after 6pm on a Friday so why should I run the country.
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@markofagenius I'm definitely not going to vote for them now after this incredibly critical deep dive.
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@KosherCockney Rubbish this green party councillor was merely monitoring the carbon emissions of the fires so as to correctly ofset it.
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@UKLabour Does this mean white people can join the RAF again?
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@nickclegg Let me guess, only more migration can solve it.
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@narindertweets @GemmaAlexa1990 @MailOnline That's the whole point of a debate, you challenged him on per capita stats, he proved you wrong with stats. If you don't know the stats then you are ill informed and your conclusions remain hypothesis.
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@ImtiazMadmood Guardian headline: BAME migrant lynched by far right in woods.
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Just spoken to Dr Shola and confirmed that England leading Senegal is racist.
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@NadiaWhittomeMP Palestine aren't in the finals love.
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@bbcquestiontime But they are not refugees. That's the whole point. If the US had a civil war would the left be welcoming of a million MAGA refugees, because I have a feeling ideology would be of paramount importance to them all of a sudden.
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@TomTugendhat And yet you were part of a government that fined a pub owner 15 grand because he let and old man sit down for 10 minutes whilst he had a pint.
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@StevenEdginton Because the Marxists long march is still going on.
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@DavidLammy @UKLabour Which inequalities?
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Send in the fucking army and reserves, there is 2 military bases less than 10 minutes walk from Harehills. What the fuck are they waiting for.
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£500 to any fucker that puts this in Bristol harbour.
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@garyyounge Exactly every black person I know has no ID or the ability to find out how to get any. They should give them out for free at KFC. Only then can we tackle subconscious racial bias.
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@HumzaYousaf @martin_compston @believeinscot Why are you using English to write this?
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@gabrielmilland Indeed that's what happens when you ignore your electorates concerns. That is all really.
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@TPointUK It's banter stop being soft
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@peterwalker99 So if Tommy Robinson and the EDL blockaded as many mosques as possible every Friday and they got jailed you'd be equally worried?
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@Channel4 Was it white nationalist Reform voters shouting?
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@vonderleyen IMPORTANT to note that we are printing 80 billion euros a month and buying up government debt. It will probably be fine, don't worry about Banking collapse ok.
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@Keir_Starmer The race relations act of 1965 does that.
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Wow I can't believe a Blairite centrist defected from the Blairite centrist party to the other Blairite centrist party. Shocking really.
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Jesus Christ you can't even stick a petrol pump up your arse and have a wank without some busy body filming it these days.
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@Bushra1Shaikh How embarrassing for a fully grown adult to think like this.
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@JamesGilesRBK @AfroSwede Is that what Muslims want in islamic countries, Religious Plurality? How utterly laughable
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@RmSalih The main theology of this islamist movement is to "Establish an Islamic caliphate" Sound familiar? We don't want one here buddy, because it's Britain.
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@LozzaFox I'm just imagining the police response if he said dirty Pakistani scum. Two tier policing. Again.
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