You know how Twitter proactively suggests relevant 'People' under a Trending Topic? Well, tonight I find 'What a POS' trending and the single helpful suggestion is Lauren Boebert. Well played, dear algorithms. Now I'll look up traitor in the dictionary for a portrait of Trump.
Rick Wilson, ACTUAL Republican, is my nomination for Hero of the Resistance. His book title 'Everything Trump Touches Dies' encapsulates the whole through-the-looking-glass nightmare that has seen America lose its grip on reality. Respect, Mister Wilson, great respect.
The main comments person Fox has wheeled out to discuss the Georgia indictments? Wait for it... noted jurist and constitutional scholar Caitlyn Jenner.
A periodic reminder that in the early 90's Trump fell head over heels for singer Carla Bruni (later Mrs President Zarkozy). When she rejected him, as good taste demands, he found a young Slovenian model and had her SURGICALLY ALTERED to resemble her. Absolutely no shit, Sherlock.
However Maggie Haberman tries to make up for her appalling performance in 2016, she can never live down the shame she bears for sliming Hillary in the NYT all year and acting as a stenographer for the foulest creature ever to besmirch American politics. No Maggie, no Trump.
Trump Tower in Azerbaijan is on fire. The one that is evidence of Ivanka and the Trump family's corrupt practices. Never been completed or opened. There will be questions.
I don't care what your 1st Amendment says, there is a definite line between free speech and deliberately inflammatory bullshit, particularly when it comes from a public figure with a megaphone. I've just reported Alex Jones for claiming liberals are about to start Civil War II.
The extraordinary thing about Chris Christie is that he still believes he's a thing. Who does he think will vote for him? The slavering hordes of Ever-Trumpers? Democrats (Yeah, right.)? Commuters from Jersey (ref. Bridgegate outrage)? Even the Lincoln Project guys despise him.
A reminder: When 'normal American rich boy' Donald Trump was rebuffed by the beautiful and talented singer Carla Bruni (later Mrs Nicolas Sarkozy), he found a young, fresh-faced Slovenian model and had her surgically reconstructed as an ersatz doppelgänger. Sick or bloody what...
@realDonaldTrump
Hey - Bone Spurs! Let the brave dead heroes have their goddamned day without beating your own flabby chest! Have some decency for a change, you coward, you fraud, you traitor!!!
Difficult for me to admit, but I'm facing the reality that John Bolton, talking toilet-brush and unrepentant neocon (the last of his tribe?), is poised to become the John Dean of this age. The enemy of my enemy and all that, but I still loathe the guy with a passion.
@southerngrl1980
Jane Fonda was brave enough to stand up against Nixon, stand up against using a 3rd World country to play out America's crazy fantasies and to stand up for you and all women. She is a hero and a historic figure, unlike you and the drooling cretins who have posted the filth below.
'America the Beautiful'
Updated and enhanced by Donald J Trump
O beautiful, my specious lies,
My amber waves of hair,
You all can call me majesty,
And cross me if you dare!
America, America,
Vlad gave this place to me,
To hell with love and brotherhood
Tis mine from sea to sea!
Hitler and Mussolini were dead before I was born. I have never hated anyone with the same passion and vehemence with which I hate Trump. And I am 8,000 miles away from him.
@realDonaldTrump
I'd steer well clear of comparisons over aptitude or “smarts”, Donnie Dimmo. You're only reminding people (voters!) of your absolute corruption, viciousness and kindergarten-level maturity.
When Joe freezes every Russian asset in America, I hope he includes Trump, Flynn, Barr, Manafort, Miller, Doocy (x2), Carlson, Ingraham, Gutfeld, Watters, Junior, the Guilfoyle thing, Eric, Ivanka, Jared, Hannity, Prince...
Toss 'em in the fridge!
@realDonaldTrump
WHAT A REAL NEWS ORGANIZATION DOES WHEN IT MAKES A TERRIBLE ERROR
@ABC
News: We regret and apologize for the false lower third graphic that aired during our special report. We are investigating how incorrect information was in our system and how and why it was allowed to air.
@realDonaldTrump
Yeah, right Donald. You were coked out when you were shown on national TV actually saying you did, right? And when you told the Russkies that "firing the nutjob Comey had taken a great deal of pressure off", it was about how badly Comey had treated poor Hillary, right?
Seriously, how can anybody have 'a terrific friendship' with a monster who has newborn babies (half Chinese) fed to guard dogs, tortures people for being Christian, and has starving prisoners executed for daring to scratch in the dust and dirt in search of edible roots?
If there is to be a single issue election in November, that issue should be that the Republican Party and nearly all of its representatives have shown themselves to be corrupt, grasping, shameless enablers of EVERYTHING wrong in modern day America.
Attention White House Domestic Staff
Attention White House Domestic Staff
You could make a small fortune by quietly gathering a few strands of 'President' Trump's hair and delivering them to any reputable news outlet for drug residue analysis. The truth WILL out.
@realDonaldTrump
One tweet about something you have shown zero interest in until there is glory to be grabbed and it's back to bed with the Fox'n'Fiends crew, huh. Try lying on the floor - get the old bod toughened up before you hit that bargain basic Leavenworth cot...
I HATE that so many women on Twitter feel the need to explain that they are happily married/entwined with another and/or interested in neither 'dates' nor displays of body parts. For god's sake, small (I hope) segment of the male population, STOP making the rest of us cringe!
To me, the joy of Twitter is just as much in listening as in talking. I've learned as much from people with a handful of followers as I have from the big hitters. We have to stick to the limits, of course, but I for one prefer quality over quantity.
Now that Putin has decided enough is enough with his demented puppet in the White House, things will happen quickly. Having given away that Natalia Veselnitskaya is one of his spies, expect a flood of information that removes any diehard's doubt about the whole treasonous plot.
For the life of me, I cannot understand the opposition to medical marijuana. "Oh no, not D-R-U-G-S," say the old know-nothings and RWNJs, "It's the thin end of the wedge! Reefer madness!" while they quite happily swallow codeine and all the rest - derivatives of HEROIN!
As a foreigner, I'm ignorant about standards and mores of various regions, but I generally have a good ear as to what sounds educated and classy, for the want of a better word, and what does not. To me, Sarah H-S comes across as the type most often seen in pyjamas at Walmart.
After January 20 next year, one of the highest priorities for the Democratic House, Democratic Senate and President Pelosi MUST be reinstating the Fairness Doctrine - even if it means a drastic rejig of America's beloved Fox 'News' and the tragic demise of Sinclair Broadcasting.
OK, I've had it up to here with 'Suleimani was a bad guy who deserved to die, but...' arguments. Putin is a bad guy. Netanyahu is a bad guy. Little Kim is a bad guy. Duterte is a bad guy. El Sasi is a bad guy. Erdogan is a bad guy. For that matter, Trump is a very bad guy.
@WrathOfKhan2016
@realDonaldTrump
No more Presidential campaigns for that boy. The next election he takes part in will be for the Cellblock Latrine Cleaning Crew.
@4YrsToday
Not honouring so much, but definitely marking significant anniversaries of his being flayed alive, hung, drawn, disembowelled and quartered, then having whatever remains fed to Arnold Ziffel, Babe, Babe II, Porky, Piglet and Peppa.
@TomSteyer
Suddenly, the press are his greatest mates. The uppers he took today to counteract the downers he took yesterday have shot him into the stratosphere!
Let's never forget the utter monstrousness of Trump. In the early 90's he was rebuffed by his 'perfect woman', Carla Bruni (later 1st Lady of France). So he found a fresh-faced young Slovenian model and had her surgically altered to become a close facsimile. No. Shit. Sherlock.
Bernie missed a huge opportunity to bow out as a heroic figure by declaring that he was out and that he and his people would work with Joe in every possible way to end the national nightmare, from now right through to November.
Now he’ll be seen forever as a bitter old spoiler.
Dear Mister Mueller
With respect, you cannot delay the inevitable any longer. You have surely got plenty of evidence to move on Trump and get him out of the White House, even if it's just for obstruction. Lock the bastard up and finish all the other investigations later. Nike!
This may seem too obvious a question, but if a regime has already proved its utter ruthlessness and lack of any skerrick of humanity, as shown in Yemen and the Khashoggi atrocity, why on earth would you want to put another $100 billion worth of lethal weaponry into their hands??
Who thinks Trump is right at this moment ranting, raving, chucking stuff hither and thither and turning the White House of Horrors upside down looking for a (hidden) phone he can tweet from? It's either that or he has self-medicated himself into a dribbling coma.
@realDonaldTrump
Is today the day, Donald? We assume frantic meetings are underway to negotiate the terms of your resignation, but you don't have many cards to play now, do you. Can you save the kids from life terms? Can you keep hold of at least some assets? Will you get protection in the pokey?
To be perfectly frank, I'm not overly concerned about the details of Trump's funeral, about who will attend, or about how high the flags will fly. What interests me most is the date.
If this Cambridge Analytica brouhaha goes where it looks like it is going, it gives Britain the perfect justification to hold a second referendum and put an end to the self-harming BREXIT nonsense. And what an example that would set for the US...
@MeghanMcCain
What is absolutely insane is that you have not so much as paused in your support for all the hateful policies and vicious rhetoric of the party that promoted and supports the absolute beast who has consistently slandered and slurred the honourable man who fathered you.
Despite the Russians' outraged denials, the fact is that Putin WANTS the world to know that he can reach anywhere and kill anyone. If he didn't, he would not be knocking off his enemies with Russian-made nerve gas or radioactive isotopes. A gun or knife would do the job nicely.
Never mind your Scott Fitzgerald or your Bronte sisters or your goddamned Old Testament. George Orwell's Animal Farm and 1984 should be taught as literature, philosophy, social studies, history and now current bloody events!
@wordsmithviv
There will be no Republican Presidents, Vice-Presidents or dog-catchers once this obscene chapter in the history of America has been closed. However those of conservative leanings decide to regroup, it will NOT be under the Republican name. The very word will be political poison.
Sensible citizens of the US. Do NOT allow yourselves to relax when Trump's rat's nest is exposed and disposed of. You'll have maybe 3 years grace to fix your system - add 2 or 3 justices, banish lobbyists (bribe merchants), and end Citizens United, gerrymandering and superpacs.
Let's ask Occam's Razor about the chances that Michael 'Mickey the Rat' Cohen collected million after million in bribes to alter policy or arrange audiences with El Donno - and Trump did not stick his hand out for the lion's share of the booty. What's that, Razor? Zero, you say?
#YoMemoJokes
Yo memo is like an outhouse because, well, you know why
Yo memo is like a dead daschund because that dawg don't hunt
Yo memo is like Baryshnikov because it has a thick Russian accent
Yo memo is like Stormy Daniels cos boy, has it f*cked Trump
It's horrifying that the 240-year-old machine of government that has kept America more or less stable proved so vulnerable to attack from within. All it took was one party to drift further and further to extremes and an amoral, unprincipled demagogue to storm the citadel.
@realDonaldTrump
Crazy Donald Trump, said to be one of the most corrupt people EVER in politics and business, has become the FACE of Putin's Puppet Government in the United States. His ranting and raving, referring to himself as a 'stable genious', is demon-strating the true meaning of evil.
@DrDenaGrayson
You're like the antidote to that dreadful woman who sat behind Kavanaugh flashing White Power signals! A breath of fresh water in the faces of the haters :)
Rather than continuing to outspend the next 20 nations on defence, the US could, say, halve that and concentrate on making America once again the envy of the world - a place where every citizen can live in safety, dignity and the reasonable hope of a happy, productive life.
The RNC appointed Broidy as Deputy Chairman of their Finance Committee alongside Michael 'Mickey the Rat' Cohen, under Chairman Steve Wynn, notorious Las Vegas sleazebag and sex predator. What does that say about the Rethuglicans' leadership and ethics? Values, my arse!
Sooner or later, young Reality Winner is going to be a very wealthy woman. From all I've read, she is a genuine whistleblower who was alarmed by the lack of action over Russians hacking the US electoral system. Unlike wealthy criminals, STILL in jail awaiting trial...
@SusanBordo
@thoughtShopper
The NYT still hasn't apologised for and explained their despicable treatment of Hillary over that big nothing email 'scandal' and equally unforgivable boosting of everything Trump in 2016. Until they issue an explanation and a grovelling apology, they are dead to me.
Ironic, isn't it. If he was of the spread-yourself-around persuasion, Barack Obama could have had lovers the length and breadth of America - the world even. I guess the reason he didn't succumb was the reason so many loved him. He is a genuinely decent human being.
Ivanka and Jared are not sophisticated young things breezing through life with the jet-setters. They are disgusting white supremacist scum hell-bent on milking their privileged position by all means, legal and otherwise. Prison is too good for them.
Good news. Looks like this Kavanaugh character is doomed to fail in his confirmation. Senator Dick Durbin has cast iron evidence that he outright lied to the Senate in 2006, and not over a trifling matter. Attached are letters Durbin sent to Kavanaugh at the time (no reply).
I'm frustrated over the time it's taking to dispose of the vile creature in the White House of Horrors, but there's one thing I trust Mister Mueller will get done BEFORE moving on Trump - make sure he has a solid indictment in place against Pence. That man cannot be sworn in.
@realDonaldTrump
Wrong. Even my favourite president did things wrong, but he did them with the best intentions and in accordance with the law. You, on the other hand, the worst president ever, seldom do a thing right. Even then, it is only by happenstance - whatever you do is only for yourself.
@peterdaou
Smug Maggie Haberman was the PR hack Trump used to disseminate his vile propaganda in 2016, and I believe she influenced the NYT to make such a meal of the big nothing 'Hillary emails' story right through the year. If anyone needs psychoanalysis, it is this guilty piece of work.
@realDonaldTrump
Lies. Lies. Lies. Might work on your family, your co-traitors, sharks after personal profit, and the rapidly diminishing number of True Believer magats, but they are not going to get you ANYWHERE when it comes to facing the law. Anywhere, that is, other than MAXIMUM SECURITY.
My Way
Donald Trump
And now, the end is near
And I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I've filled my pants, of that I'm certain
I've lived a life of shame
I've mastered each and every tax cheat
But more, much more than that
This is my last tweet.
Will the White House of Horrors have to be double-fumigated or ritually exorcised? Maybe we should make an advance booking with Ghostbusters just in case.
Grossbusters?
@ksorbs
Like many mediocre artists, from stand-ups and actors to musicians of every genre, Kevin withdrew from the very competitive real world and concentrated on the 'Christian' (ie fundymentalist) market. They are so pathetically grateful for the attention, they'll accept any old crap.
@realDonaldTrump
Every time we see you've posted a new tweet, millions of honourable Americans and world citizens get a tiny thrill of anticipation, hoping against hope that THIS will be the moment you realise the gig is up and resign. What happens afterwards can wait - we long to see you gone.
Crooked Hillary
Low Energy Jeb
Little Marco
Crazy Joe Biden
Lyin' Ted
Leakin' James Comey
Jerry Moonbeam Brown
Sneaky Dianne Feinstein[
Liddl' Bob Corker
Cheatin' Obama
Sorry Donald, none of them hold a candle to...
Traitor Trump.
@realDonaldTrump
@foxandfriends
@kilmeade
Isn't it rich?
How did we get here?
Our feet on the ground
But yours in mid-air
Here you go now, with your usual hair
The lights are all on
But no-one is there
Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing the plot
And now your career
Where are the clowns?
Don't worry, they're here.
There is at least one aspect of Trump's reign of error that cannot be put down to his criminal, perverted and treasonous plotting. Compare recordings of him speaking in the 80's and 90's to those since 2015. The advanced state of his cognitive decline is striking.
Let's not be over-hasty, but after the whole sordid story of America's first successful coup d'etat is revealed, every appointment and nomination made by Traitor Trump should be revoked, from departmental staff to Supreme Court Justice. Those decisions are too tainted to stand.
Many people have surmised that the picture below shows that Pence is either Trump's greatest admirer or that he has what Mother would regard as an unnatural crush on the man. I beg to differ. I see him daydreaming about where the ideal spot for a sniper's bullet would be...