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Johan

4 months

"In the refusal to ascend beyond one's limitations lies the epitome of pitiful existence. Embrace the pursuit of excellence, for stagnation is the hallmark of mediocrity." - Dr Doom.

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15 days

@BrendanDaGawd Because melanin (what gives the skin its dark colour) is highly concentrated in sexual organs due to it being beneficial for mitochondria ( the unit that creates energy to every cell.) More energy demands = more mitochondrias = more melanin = darker colour.

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@user_________01 This is Popeye on spinach.

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@Interloper322 @BrendanDaGawd Yes, it does.

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6 months

@yafavefootynerd Me watching Sterling

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3 months

@stadcfc All of Joe shields' picks are brilliant. Sterling is Tuchel's and he's been atrocious.

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3 months

@stadcfc No he wasn't. Sterling couldn't dribble past a tree for someone with vast experience. Poch is a criminal for playing Sterling over Mudryk. Give mudryk a full season as a starter and you'll see how great he becomes.

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2 months

@Mai_ASUR @iamyesyouareno There's a desert between north Africa and the rest of Africa for a reason. The Tunisian population is white, never was it ever black.

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4 months

@GarbageHuman23 She looks like a repented OF model 😂

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10 months

@thelukelamy @stolkovandrew Incandescent bulbs offer more than LED (more IR, no blue/green/ flicker free) while being cheaper.

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Johan

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7 months

Surrounded by his fallen black foes and with eyes closed and a sense of peace, he became a legend, his valor a beacon for future generations. As the sun set, his spirit soared, leaving behind a world forever changed by his unwavering courage. In his last glorious breath, he said

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Johan

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5 months

@VERYCOOLLUKEY Samurais used to lubricate their penises with seed oils before heading to battle. It gave them a huge DHT boost.

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4 months

@CFCAccountable @BM15z Man.... my head is on Mars...

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2 months

@KunoruSenpai We're about to launch Blitzkrieg V2.0 and you're asking for women's names on Twitter?? The fuck nigga?

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9 months

@DataMB_ Battle of mediocrity 😭

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8 months

@asdrawingaf An underrated aspect of light ; after sunset, make sure your light sources are under your head level because the bottom of the eyes has receptors for light and they affect melatonin production.

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3 months

@anabology

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4 months

@8888chrome8888 Ray Peat must be a thanos regen cuz he is inevitable.

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4 months

@Bellius_ALT @nerdiciste ...

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3 months

@anabology

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4 months

@Bellius_ALT @nerdiciste LMAO. you win man.

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8 months

@footslurper1488 unironically, this is the healthiest way to defecate.

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6 months

@asdrawingaf In Tunisia, sweets are no longer made with seed oils. It's either palm oil or coconut oil.

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9 months

@DataMB_ I've been saying it for years. Rudiger is a very average defender, he had literally 1 good season with Tuchel.

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8 months

@Iewdawg We're suffering from Sterling because of him...

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7 months

@footslurper

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9 months

@SS____899 @kiiplec Caicedo should be untouchable with enzo as well. People's memories are so short to already bin him.

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8 months

@joshkazz Brother is aging backwards

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9 months

@anabology If @anabology 's answer isn't this, I'd be very disappointed (low thyroid)

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4 months

@zaqneboot @CFCAccountable @BM15z Yes, in 2010, if a man who created arguably the best team in the history of the sport wants to coach my club, I'd give him the keys without the slightest doubt.

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4 months

@GarbageHuman23 Jesus christ, all this simping for a girl who is mid at best???? Naa that's natural selection at this point.

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1 month

@Lobsta360 @ShitpostGate

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5 months

@muxsin2003 Komodo dragon with down syndrome

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4 months

@Bellius_ALT @nerdiciste I've seen them IRL and let me tell you... you would be so disappointed...

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4 months

@high_t_memes lmao, I already pulled a raven haired 10/10 by being racist. Be racist guys!

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5 months

@8EyedEel Nahhhh, probably a mod but definitely not vanilla

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2 months

@pythaginboots Sterling already flopped, Sir.

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2 months

@willreyner I'll be buying pints for everyone I meet in the next month if we manage to get Chilwell, Lakaka, Kepa and Gallagher.

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Johan

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8 months

@SeunMobolaji I wouldn't call relying on individual brilliance clinical. Poch coached a 3-1 defeat today yet Petrovic, Noni and Cole saved him. Terrible game today against a team with a combined cost of 60m.

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Johan

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1 month

Bought a croissant and got the elder scroll of time instead.

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4 months

@Iewdawg

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@ChicagoDmitry

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@DelusionPosting

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8 months

@BradCohn Lord have mercy for what I am about to do...

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2 months

@elsdawg @UtdEIIis You rep Chilwell????

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3 months

@Iewdawg

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4 months

@CFCAccountable @BM15z What?? Can you please tell me when did that happen?

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30 days

@Thermobolic The "talk to your doctor" part felt like "miss me with that gay shit nigga".

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9 months

@pythaginboots Premieres in 3 hours..

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3 months

@ZondyGuy Some people aren't seeing the pearly gates of heaven.

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2 months

@elsdawg @CFCPys

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3 months

@ax_angelo The same reason for basically everything they do ; looking for attention.

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4 months

@soullig @notfootslurper I'm afraid we can no longer be racist...

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8 months

@MauricioPanini I do sincerely believe that Sanchez is our worst signing since Higuain.

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5 months

@SVVAYED What I like about that nigga is his shamelessness

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7 months

@pikeypilled This >>>

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@lclflavor

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4 months

@zaqneboot @CFCAccountable @BM15z I understand where you're coming from but Pep would've won us at least 5 PLs and build a team that will compete for a decade, the same as Mourinho did. Nevertheless, a man can only imagine what could've happen if we got Pep...

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8 months

@anabology Dissolved in water or in food or just swallowed in powder form?

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2 months

@ShitpostGate @notfootslurper Lmao exactly as I told you

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4 months

@Iewdawg a 100% chance he misses*

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8 months

@TheSecretScout_ I don't get the hype around him. Very mediocre player.

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10 months

@SVVAYED She caressed him when he choked her and when he cried, she called him disgusting... that's SVVAYED's guide to women 101 ladies and gentlemen.

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2 months

@ProjectImpero Give that nigga some coffee.

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4 months

@yerdas_outV2 Disasi is 10 times better in literally everything.

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9 months

@SirClmnt If Germans won WW2, this would've been a McDonald's cashier.

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8 months

@EdleyLamar @InternetH0F I'm sure he was and will always be very proud of you. You made his deepest desire a reality. Well done 👏♥️

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@dannyroddy Is it correct to assume that commercial eggs and UHT milk are still beneficial ? Especially to someone whose metabolism isn't the best ?

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@fagelsmb Bro is going to be collecting STDs like thanos collecting the infinity stones.

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3 months

@Babygravy9 @KunoruSenpai Look what they took from us nigga..

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@Brolinski4JDP Statistically speaking, he's been awful, at literally everything. However, it's understandable given the big jump he had this season and he might improve in the future.

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3 months

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@KunoruSenpai @lporiginalg Attention

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4 months

@theedgecontent The most mind blowing glow up is in the lips... My god I never thought they can change.

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7 months

@JulianaLung I'm 26 and I already dress exactly the same as this gentleman. He has an incredible attitude, posture and overall aura around him. Absolutely stunning!

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8 months

@asdrawingaf Rare L Still, a milkless diet is cringe.

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9 months

@tulpapilled IT is true, he actually married her when she was 6-7 years old and he had intercourse with her at 9... Shamelessly.

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@8EyedEel Skyrim is GOATED

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4 months

@BradCohn I know this is dark but I'm glad Ray isn't alive to see his name tainted but these clowns...

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6 months

@VERYCOOLLUKEY In Tunisia, we have a national holiday when we eat this dish, it's called Zgougou.

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4 months

@muhammadbutt Big W for leverkusen and Atalanta

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@asdrawingaf Octopuses are too clever to be eaten... But sacrifices must be made

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@structurenergy Wait... Aren't cold plunges/ cold showers very dopaminergic thus anti aging?

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@faustianpeatler @trybloo Hulk while throwing the 6th car at me : " Why won't you die??!!" Me: *sipping on the 10th bag of bloo*

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2 months

@B03GHB4L1 Nigga where the fuck do you get those videos 😂

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2 months

@ThyroidEnjoyer @LookAtMyMeat1 Your area doesn't seem to be "diverse".

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9 months

@BioavailableNd Fuck it, I'm starting to use this cringy meme for every time someone answers a question of mine

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@bioenergy_space Would commit war crimes to see you write a post about bromocriptine and how to decimate prolactin.

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8 months

@asdrawingaf This isn't a homo sapien, this is hominini.

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10 months

@OrganicLiveFood I remember reading a study that showed that coconut oil pulling drastically reduces plaque.

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8 months

@BradCohn @hmmmcurious It's incredible after you latest fix. If you can augment its database to include other peaty sources of information like haidut's articles and articles from other Peaters.. It would be perfecto

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@footslurper Girls with only guy friends...

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@GraduatedBen Eric Zemmour was Always right.

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@VERYCOOLLUKEY Now we're asking te REAL questions

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@RayPeatHeadShop Delete this

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@BradCohn Humanity will conquer Mars as soon as we discover a way to increase SERT.

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4 months

@VERYCOOLLUKEY there's a saying that "the ball travels faster than the fastest man". Football isn't about physicality, but about intelligence. Pirlo for an example one of the best midfielders of all time was a skinny and a heavy smoker. Yet his intelligence was off the charts. Messi is a genius

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@WhattaHit It's incredible how Klopp changed his role from being a 10/ advanced 8 to a ball winning 6.

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