JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™ Profile
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™

@Jofasmedia

3,175
Followers
1,560
Following
352
Media
52,605
Statuses

laugh more, Live better. Join our Whatsapp TV with over 60,000 members for more content

10k ?
Joined November 2022
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
1 month
E be like say na today dem born me oo😳😳🀯🀯
Tweet media one
4
0
7
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
Some people can stay for months without posting anything on Whatsapp status.
260
206
915
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Ladies, can you start a life with a man that lives here ??
Tweet media one
221
207
711
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Delete one forever and never go back, suya or Shawarma ???
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
368
208
602
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Aside money What exactly do you need right now ???
442
128
564
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
As a good citizen and a child of God, what's your next move ??
Tweet media one
413
171
544
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
After eating Jollof rice and chicken, what next ??
Tweet media one
228
156
480
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
No Nigeria would pass without liking this tweet, Victor Osimhen is a natural treasure, God bless him #NGARSA πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬
Tweet media one
22
56
543
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
between Lagos keke napep and ibadan Micra, who Cr @ze pass for road ???
Tweet media one
238
192
481
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
You can only pick 1 artist to perform on your birthday this year, who does it for you ??
Tweet media one
396
182
472
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Some people can wear this anywhere to wedding, seminar, lectures, date, toilet and bathroom all together πŸ˜‚
Tweet media one
137
167
385
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
What has quietly dissapeared from the society over the past years without people noticing ??
168
179
382
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
You saw this under a hotel bed you came to relax, as a good citizen what's your next move ???
Tweet media one
228
179
361
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
MC: food would only be shared alphabetically according to your name Please what's that your name again??
Tweet media one
224
171
346
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
What's that one thing you waste money on but you don't care because it makes you happy ???
243
102
369
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
Nigeria was playing AFCON match and NTA was busy showing fela songs πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
64
104
323
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Can you fry this without tasting it ???
Tweet media one
148
147
292
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
Aside money, what's the fastest way to make a woman happy when she's angry ?
172
144
290
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
What profession was once highly respected, but now a complete joke ??
119
182
272
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
If your perfume is not up to 20k na air freshener you dey use 🀨🚢
126
105
295
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
You're not depressed you just need money
82
161
279
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
Life was fun with this price, guess how much now ?
Tweet media one
114
136
256
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
Who else talk to cockroach before killing it ? Me: where you dey run go ? Pammm!!! πŸ˜‘
127
139
244
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Who's winning this ???
Tweet media one
161
114
261
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
Imagine super heroes where from ibadan :
64
156
234
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
To grow your account as a male on this app is one of the most difficult thing to do
100
104
261
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
Put this 4 animals in a cage, which is coming out alive ???
Tweet media one
196
131
248
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
The only thing south Africa keeper can catch is HIV AIDS
Tweet media one
66
111
253
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
Be honest why are you still single ??
158
102
251
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Incase someone needs your service, what do you do for a living ??
107
135
236
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
What's that food that taste better when you warm it ??
120
132
229
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
To my future wife, if you don't show up before 19 of next month I swear I go use your bride price play bet, no say I no warn you
82
147
234
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
What are the Benefit of dating you ??
94
119
235
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
How can you be single for 3 Valentine's in a row ?? 😏😏
121
100
238
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
What would you put to balance the equation ???
Tweet media one
82
138
226
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
A whole Banking and finance student, yet shishi no dey inside your bank account πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
78
128
217
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
What's your advice to the person secretly crushing on you ???
131
69
233
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
As a professional driver what's your next move ??
Tweet media one
123
72
221
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Which car got the best Exterior design, Bmw or Mercedes Benz ?? πŸ₯Ά
Tweet media one
76
113
201
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
1 year
How person wan take reach 1k followers....please follow me for an instant Follow back, let me pray for u ❀️
Tweet media one
85
46
204
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Those who view people's whatsApp status without appearing on the view list, what are you trying to achieve ??
88
77
210
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
Among the 36 states in Nigeria, which one is more peaceful to stay ???
133
69
202
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
If 50k dissapear from your bank account will you notice ??
138
99
191
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Even if Ghanaians and Angola swallow Microsoft, them no fit Excel
Tweet media one
47
73
205
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Brooo the heat is just too much, how would you rate Nepa light in your area ?
74
102
199
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
A rich hausa man is called Alhaji, what about a broke hausa man ??
139
107
193
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
3k well spent πŸ™‚
Tweet media one
97
80
180
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
One female celebrity you admire so much ??
125
59
190
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
Some people can wear this to anywhere πŸ˜‚
Tweet media one
63
63
178
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
With Coke or Fanta ??
Tweet media one
109
109
168
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
What's missing here ??
Tweet media one
128
63
177
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
What song made you fall in love with Ayra star ??
Tweet media one
73
89
154
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
Boss: hey Mr you're fired!!! Me: Pause Netflix.........why ??
Tweet media one
58
100
158
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
9 months
Am i the only one who can hear my friends voice just by reading their message ?? πŸ˜‚
43
95
143
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
People who sleep with lights on, what exactly is your problem eh ??
64
95
162
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
The way I dey take engage your tweet try return the same energy make motor no go jam you
54
86
166
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
I date because of bumbum how about you ??
51
80
147
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
Twitter is fun when people engage your tweet, drop an emoji let's Follow you ❀️
103
58
154
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
7 months
I'm not a prophet or magician but the person reading this tweet phone battery is below 60%
73
97
140
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
WhatsApp is full of old friends you don't talk to anymore, everyone don turn status viewer
52
83
155
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
If you had the power to change price of anything to 200 naira, what would that be ??
127
65
156
@Jofasmedia
JOFAS MEDIA πŸ©΅πŸ’™
8 months
700 naira well spent
Tweet media one
97
99
142