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@Joey_Spatulas

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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@dkrewz Sounds like a fucking moron.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
25 days
@pityforyourself Chrissy should've left right there and then and joined The Vipahs
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
22 days
@awfulannouncing This is so deeply embarrassing for FSU fans. Imagine clamoring for the CFP all offseason and this is what you put on the field for the first two weeks lmao
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@bigcontentguy Maybe if he played black he wouldn't lose at home by double digits
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@Houst0ned @ValidFratDude77 @oneeyedcabbage Yeah bro he's from the hard streets of Cypress, Texas
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
22 days
@_MLFootball Um, how do we know the reporter wasn't talking about his high school career?
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@SoldierFieldBlg @NFL_Utopia You sound pretty hurt by it.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@KingOfTheSquill That's probably why you make a shitty salary.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
26 days
@TheSopranosClub I ate grilled cheese off the radd-iator
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
25 days
@CorpoTuck @harry Sounds like your boy loves cock
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@oneeyedcabbage This guy is mentally handicapped. For real
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
2 months
@xtck9 You wanted to go viral so bad. You were giddy.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@The_BroDad @_MLFootball He just went 5-7 but okay lmao
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@seankolo99 @whiproute Awwwww they making fun of your beggar friend? Awwwwwwwww
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
23 days
@Highway_30 @TheSotaSwede You can't even fly without crying.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@seankolo99 @whiproute Look in the mirror
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
29 days
@VanessaSelbst @RealKidPoker Vanessa don't you have a stack to go punt off and then cry about on the rail?
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@Joey_Spatulas
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24 days
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
30 days
@JuiceWeb3 @NFL_DovKleiman You have to win championships to be considered clutch.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@TheBearsBurner @deloading_again He's right though, you look like a weak little bitch right now 😂
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
22 days
@BuckeyeAI This is so pathetic and embarrassing lmao
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
22 days
@TheSopranosClub Great character, annoying as hell in real life. Podcast is unwatchable because he doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and let other people talk.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@CamGuillory @ValidFratDude77 @oneeyedcabbage Looks like we found another retard.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@TheSopranosClub @therealdojj He is ridiculously unlikeable in real life. A real departure from his character on the show. He has an inability to shut the fuck up.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@Fe3t @TheRealCruzOx 100%. It was a 3-point game in the 4th with Garrett Gilbert at QB. Anybody who knows ball knows this.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
22 days
@joshsantamaria @twan1021 @espn Same program. Same coach. It's a weak mentality program.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@SportsForumCO @_MLFootball ^^^For more dumbass sports takes, please follow this lame ass account
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24 days
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@seankolo99 @whiproute Guy crying about people making fun of a loser begging for money. You ok?
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
22 days
@MattKnies69 @_MLFootball Something like 7-10% of high school football players even play college football at any level, and this lame ass account acts like the reporter is telling him he's a fucking jabroni
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
27 days
@Highway_30 lol is this the league that losers have to play in when they cut it in the NBA?
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
28 days
@TheSopranosClub I've seen beheading videos that are less unsettling than that picnic scene with Vito and Johnny Cakes.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@TheSopranosClub @therealdojj I'll take the bigger earner all day.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
28 days
@Highway_30 @BonfigAaron @GrantMahoney_ @jared_leeper Go rape another woman on campus and then be afraid of planes.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
28 days
@Highway_30 lol dude celebrates the "second round" of the NCAA tournament. You can't even get on a plane you complete pussy.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
28 days
@Highway_30 @Rio090206 I love how Royce's wiki page basically just starts with him stealing clothes and laptops and ends with him scoring zero points in the NBA 😂🤡
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@ProFootballTalk Oh my god, how many times is Mike going to spam his shitty little book on here? This has nothing to do with football and you aren't a talented writer. WE DO NOT CARE.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@the__ModFather Go outside and talk to a girl.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@TheSopranosClub Artie wasn't 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee'. He was the 'the crispness of the beans, the smoothness of the cheese'.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
2 months
@FoxNews "Rejoice" = panicking
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
28 days
@Highway_30 According to multiple sources you were accused of sexually assaulting multiple women on campus. But sure talk about reproductive rights.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@itsmethezc @Travis_L_Brown You're "not sure what was up"? Have you heard him talk? He's genuinely retarded
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
28 days
@Highway_30 This is the dude who is deathly afraid of flying. What a puss
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@whiproute lol why the fuck would we give you a money for a mediocre tweet? What a dork
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@hcesd lmao so much denture slur
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@srosendorf1014 @uncle_june You're flexin. YOU'RE FLEXINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
21 days
@AskSnehasish @stats_feed Bro didn't understand the assignment
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24 days
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
28 days
@GrantMahoney_ @Highway_30 @BonfigAaron @jared_leeper I heard different from multiple sources. He wanted to get off campus as quickly as possible, I'm guessing to collect his rookie bonus hush money. Why else would he declare when he obviously wasn't ready (both in basketball ability and his embarrassing fear of flying)?
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
30 days
@TheSopranosClub No. He grew to enjoy the 5am Dean Martin live concerts
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@ProFootballTalk That's because no one cares to spend money on your lame book. You can't even write non-fiction well.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@AnthonyCumia Ant = pedo
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@Joey_Spatulas
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23 days
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@Joey_Spatulas
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23 days
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@pityforyourself This should be four pictures of Noah.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
22 days
@awfulannouncing The 15 minutes is up
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@bocavista2016 I knew before I clicked play that this woman had mental illness.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
30 days
@StreameastNews @chicagosky @WashMystics It's kind of easy to put up insane offensive rebound totals when constantly missing 6th grade layups
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@Joey_Spatulas
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30 days
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@Joey_Spatulas
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1 month
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
30 days
@StreameastNews @Jacobtheclipper Do I want her to hand the ball back to the defense? No. I want her to make the same shots a 6th grader can make. Thanks for asking.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@babyspinozaBTC @Chase Bitcoin has nothing to do with this you idiot.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
28 days
@Et3rnalOptimist @Highway_30 That dog is ugly as fuck. Put it down 😂
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@TheSopranosClub Yea, before and aftah....
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@AnthonyCumia All this dude thinks about, all day long, is being racist. That's how bad this dude got cucked by black guys.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
22 days
@seeingthings44 @awfulannouncing This person needs someone to explain why we have dogs lmao #autismawareness
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@orange_peelbeef If you suck red peppahs you'll suck anything
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@TeeKayTwelve ...you mean like, signing good players to their teams?
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@SoldierFieldBlg 1M views and 52 likes lmaoooooooooooo
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@Joey_Spatulas
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29 days
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@Joey_Spatulas
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22 days
@Jacktheoiler @_MLFootball Holy fuck you suck at fantasy dude
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
29 days
@Highway_30 @psamsundar Aren't you the pussy who left college but can't even fly in a plane?
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
2 months
@gabagoolmarx Get a better job if you're working that many hours and commuting that much. Or at least quit crying.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@dishingtherock @br_betting @CFBONFOX It's a throwback to Vern you retard
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
22 days
@BallKnowerfrfr @KCMONO1 @awfulannouncing You can always tell the education level of someone by how casually they throw around the term "liberal" without knowing what it actually means. Guessing this dude works in fast food or customer service.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
23 days
@mark_scheig Why are we giving a pro athlete our money? So stupid.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
23 days
@DajaniYou @BFW How is someone going to root for the Packers, Warriors and Oregon? How embarrassing.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@TMajestic12 @franklinisbored @YNotNothing @elonmusk Sounds like it was so boring you were more focused on scrolling twitter.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@RWealth2630 @br_betting "I can't win money on it so it's rigged"
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
22 days
@Teslaconomics People spend money on this piece of shit? lmao
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@Joey_Spatulas
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22 days
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
30 days
@DaveKluge @PintOfJack Dude is so soft. What a puss.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
28 days
@GrantMahoney_ @Highway_30 @BonfigAaron @jared_leeper Hey @Highway_30 , did the Mall of America also consent to those clothes being stolen? I bet that student also consented to their laptop being stolen, huh?
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@orange_peelbeef You merely adopted your sister's cunt. I was born in it, molded by it
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@StreameastNews @MLB You mean the one that was fully resolved?
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
24 days
@ProFootballTalk @wtfbrennan86 The same amount of the number of friends you have. Zero.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@Very__Regular You are the frumpiest person I've ever seen on social media.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
29 days
@AjJenkinsFan @FireyJaire @YZR_Fantasy This dude also thought he was going to hit.
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
29 days
@KansasBowenCity @ProFootballTalk It's a standard offseason move but this guy thinks signing a marginal depth player is 4D chess lmao
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@orange_peelbeef Chrissy and the Tards
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@Joey_Spatulas
Joey Spatulas
1 month
@em_Lazzy If this is how you write sentences: 1) You either aren't important and/or 2) your job isn't important
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