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Stoke-on-Trent, England
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
9 months
This tune is fucking naughty @I_Skream
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
9 months
Fucking sick as always! Killed it @I_Skream
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
1 year
I’m sorry but what happened to the valley at parklife? 2nd picture reference how it used to be. That’s disappointing.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
Just call me Bob Ross 🎨
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Good to be back 💙
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Just gunna leave this here... 😍 Looking so good this year if I don’t say so myself.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Yeah mate because the literal 50 odd people who made a allegation against you are all liars. And you’re the only one talking truths here 😂 Give it a rest bro you made your bed.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
Hate it when people use the term techno to describe any genre of electronic music. Klangkuenstler and David Guetta are not the same thing 😂
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
🎢💕
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Nemesis appreciation post.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
10 months
tEh MaGiC fAcToRy.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
The Theme park “community” is the most toxic grouping of people I have ever been a part of. There are some incredible people who are a part of it who I remain friends with but overall it’s an elitist society where how “relevant” you are matters more than the friendships you make.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
To anyone visiting a UK Theme park this weekend. Please bare with the the teething problems of running a park with COVID-19 procedures. It’s just as new to all the staff as it is for you. Things will chop and change as we learn what works and what doesn’t. Please bare with us 🙂
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Joe Beasley
2 years
How is it that some raves feel like the safest spaces you can be in. Strangers looking after strangers. Good energy, auras and unity. And then other raves are hostile, unsympathetic, violent and as proven recently even fatal. Like what’s the defining factor here? Genre? Scene?
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
7 months
Get the badge in
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Socially distanced picnic 🧺
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
You all thought he was trapped in that station… he was
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Ever wondered what it’s like inside the sub terra APC (tank)
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
5 years
Absolutely love what Shawn and @ThemeParkWW does for this community. In these difficult times when it would be so easy to get down about everything going on right now. Shawn’s energy and enthusiasm is infectious and it’s great to know that’s shared among so many. Keep it up Shawn
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
1 year
He did the thing.
@I_Skream
Oliver Jones
1 year
Fuck it… Might play dubstep 👀 10pm Tonight Firmly Rooted Soundsystem @silverhayes @secretglasto
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Once again I can’t stress this enough. Be prepared for how different everything is going to be tomorrow when you go to your local park. Read signs, be patient, use common sense, respect distance and wear a mask. Tomorrow is a dress rehearsal with a script we’ve never seen... 🎢
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
ØTTA in Boiler Room lives rent free in my head from teletech. Unbelievable Psytrance in that set.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
When it says you must wear a mask on the ride. That means you MUST wear a mask on the ride. Not just for the restraint check or just the lift. That’s the entire ride cycle, station to station from the moment you sit in the seat to the moment you leave it.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
😲😁🤯
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
The world needs more techno pubs! Star and Garter was a vibe. @teletechmcr found a gap in the market
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
1 year
The @I_Skream with dubstep at @glastonbury
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Staff rides on ripsaw 😢😭💦 #SequenceComplete
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
If enthusiasts pay my wages can you please pay me more? I won’t be mean to yous anymore?
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4 years
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
Can’t beat Pleasure Beach in the sun ☀️🎢
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
4 years ago today we met the guys from @IMAscore
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Joe Beasley
2 years
Most of the people who critique ride operations have no experience in ride operations. Just sayin
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
Be the bays!
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
Don’t jump into ride areas. Especially don’t jump into ride areas when the item you’re looking for has already been recovered 🤯 new levels of stupid ☠️
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Did someone really just ask me why the ride is pausing to clean? Other than that everyone has been wonderful so far.
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Joe Beasley
4 years
Unpopular opinion but I think Furious Baco is a good ride 🍷
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
All of you are saying how you won’t be doing the towers mazes this year but come October you’ll all be doing the towers mazes 😂
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
Me and Gonkey have had a lovely day!Just getting in bed for some pre-sleep picknmix. What are your ‘?onkeys’ doing?
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
Solardo @ Squidworks
@RaveFootage
Rave Footage
3 years
The Solardo boys in action at Printworks London 🦑🦑🦑
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Social distanced picnic v2.0 🧺 @WarwickCastle
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
If everyone loves airtime (especially ejector) then why does everyone hate on grand national literally the best ride of last weekend. I wasn’t even in my seat the whole ride and the bar next to me wouldn’t even pull down but then came down mid ride. Love a near death experience!
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Incredible work by everyone in Theme Park Fan: The Musical. You guys should be proud of such an amazing production and having raised so much for CALM. If you haven’t seen it guys give it a watch and if you can give generously and help raise money for a great cause. 💙
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
So we opened today. It went good!b But now I need 3 months of work again I’m exhausted 😩
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
1 year
Until next year 👋🏻
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Coming soon... 🎢
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
I don’t think it’s unreasonable for people to be unhappy about the ride closures on opening weekend. Yes they did let us know. But the last opening weekend I went to in 2014 was also £24 not £40. The price has to be reflected in the offering given! 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Joe Beasley
4 years
Thorpe Park should open their garden 😂
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
Will never understand the people who are complaining about self service screens at theme parks. So you’d rather wait 20 minutes in a line to order your food because they’re short staffed? This eliminates that entire issue.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
Those concourse strobes have given me arc eye I swear! 😂
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
No guarantees but if you happen to watch the channel 4 documentary tonight you may see a certain someone operating a shaft of metal thrown from the nemesis pit! 🔪 😂
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
Remember no parties this weekend in Blackpool! But work meetings with cheese and wine is fine.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Looking forward to getting back on this 🧡🔥
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
1 year
Fall in love with someone that enjoys your weirdness Not someone that tries to talk you into being normal
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Apparently I’m discriminating if I move someone from row 2 to row 8 because they can’t wear a mask 😂
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
That’s it my 6th season with Rides done. Been a weird one for sure and definitely strange to go out with a 4pm ride close instead of a bang but who could have predicted any of this in these crazy times. Stay safe everyone! from me the 🚀 and the 🦀
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
There’s a rare breed of theme park rave heads and I want to get them together on towers opening weekend for my birthday on the 19th March. Enchanted village lodge rave?
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
I’m going to miss this place after the new year 💚
@WHP_Mcr
The Warehouse Project
3 years
CONCOURSE 🖤
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Actually had someone yesterday on blade say the thing I thought nobody said but you hear about. “They don’t look very disabled” 🤦🏻‍♂️😡
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Leaks only ever show things in bad light. Now you’ve all seen the branding you love it. Sometimes this community spoils stuff for itself 😂 Remember curiosity killed the cat 👏🏻
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
@altontowers could you please explain what is so magical about your resort? Is it the power of the towers? Is it John Wardleys magical influence? Or is it something else I’ve missed? Plz explain
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Joe Beasley
1 year
She’s going off on this stage 😍 @vtss_pl
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
1 year
Dad goals at @glastonbury @jodieharsh and absolute
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Weird how a girl can put “6’ft+ please” in her dating profile. But if a guy put D cup and up in his he would be crucified.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
Don’t send me nudes. Send me your top 10 techno songs as a playlist 🥺
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
It’s nearly opening weekend for theme parks, I’m looking forward to seeing everyone. Whilst I appreciate that people like a drink it should really be about the park opening not about getting drunk, and most of the places people drink are open all year round. It’s about the parks
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
PB with the boys never seen it so spooky! 🎃👻 (Of course it rained tho)
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Blackpool bound🎢
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Joe Beasley
4 years
Guess who’s back.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
Just because you’re not into a type of music that others like doesn’t mean you have to disrespect that type of music. It’s fine to say it’s not to your taste of course music is subjective. But open up your ears to different sounds. It’s a much more whole experience. Enjoy music
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
This was a bit mad won’t lie 😂
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Bringing this tweet back for tomorrow! Remember to be patient with our new staff. Procedures have changed on some rides so please read signage and be cautious to maintain social distancing. Most importantly have fun! 🦀
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Joe Beasley
4 years
To anyone visiting a UK Theme park this weekend. Please bare with the the teething problems of running a park with COVID-19 procedures. It’s just as new to all the staff as it is for you. Things will chop and change as we learn what works and what doesn’t. Please bare with us 🙂
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Joe Beasley
4 years
Honestly can’t tell you all how much being in work today has been good for my sanity! 🎢
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Joe Beasley
4 years
Someone got a bit excited for wickerman.
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Joe Beasley
4 years
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
Use English only! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Gutted that the one year I was actually able to attend Blackpool opening we can’t! Can we all just delay until the revised opening day?
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Awhhh my lovely team 😍
@ITVCentral
ITV News Central
4 years
Here's what to expect when @altontowers reopens on Saturday... 😱 🎢 👉 #altontowers #rollercoasters #themeparks
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Joe Beasley
4 years
6pm everyone! Prepare for an experience...
@ThemeParkWW
Theme Park Worldwide
4 years
Over the past week Shawn, Alex, Harry & Joe have been working on something funny, to bring some joy and happiness to the world during this difficult time. Join us TONIGHT at 6PM on YouTube for something that's guaranteed to make you smile!
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Joe Beasley
3 years
Last night at Blackstone street warehouse Liverpool, @LaytonGiordani 🔥
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
So given the news of Blackpool opening weekend with grand national, big one and Valhalla not open I’m tempted to just come up for the piss up. Does that make me a piss up enthusiast now?
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Joe Beasley
2 years
As a Max fan bit disappointed he didn’t let Checo through, after everything Perez has done for him come on man.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Said this for years but there there’s no theme park COMMUNITY. It’s more like football fans. There’s groups of people who hurl abuse at other groups. Or use the group to climb the social ladder so they can be in the next big “relevant” group.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
Will never forget when me and @nxthy_x asked a security lad at Teletech Festival where the afters was and he told us up the stairs so we head up these stairs and basically ended up in the DJs greenrooms. “Think we’re in the wrong place that’s Charlie sparks chilling on a sofa”
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
So because my birthday lands on opening day every year now at towers who’s up for a “few” drinks at the alton towers hotel? 😉
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Joe Beasley
4 years
The expressions speak the truths
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Joe Beasley
4 years
When the lightning is that close it sounds like gunshots.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
Thought techno was about inclusivity and freedom of expression without judgement. Why are people trying to gatekeep it? Let people dress and act how they want. Im gunna keep vibing to that 4 to the floor regardless of what you all do.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
10 months
Releasing the beast in 2024
@altontowers
Alton Towers Resort
10 months
Back with a vengeance...Nemesis Reborn. Sign up now:
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Blackpool opening weekend hotel booked. First time at opening weekend in 5 years. Booked with free cancellation of course because it’s going to be delayed 😂
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
Yuki Tsunoda literally carries season 4 of drive to survive
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
1 year
Le Stéalth 🥖
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
I’m so fed up of living just to exist these days! I just want to see the people I care about man.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
2 years
Being spiked in my hometown at I tiny shitty club is exactly the reason I need to move away from here… what a fucked up night.
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
Smok.
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Joe Beasley
2 years
Techno and hardstyle are superior
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
3 years
Starting (another) new job tomorrow. Hopefully this one won’t be so bad that I can actually hang in there for at least 4 weeks until I’m back at towers
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
1 year
Smonkey first rave. x3
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@Joe_Beasley94
Joe Beasley
4 years
Lotta seedy behaviour out here. Stay safe everyone and be good to eachother.
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