Joseph Alvord @JoeSheilaJax Twitter profile

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@DogginTrump These people think the 14th amendment doesn't apply because they can't count that high.

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@NoContextHumans Going to bed early.

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@alittleleader Not a valid argument. The constitution is 76 years older than that and we still are bound by it's rulings.

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@petersantilli @AmericanAir Airlines must return planes to the gate and let passengers off any time a flight is sitting on the tarmac for three hours (domestic flights). Airlines must provide passengers with adequate food and water within the first two hours of any tarmac delay.

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@CalltoActivism Your wife is a hero. Tell her I said so.

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@NoContextHumans That's really fresh meat. The muscle cells are still active.

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@engineers_feed Using the term weigh and kilogram in the same sentence is poor unit management.

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@SandraResists @joncoopertweets No. Don't revoke it. We want him to flee the country.

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@SkinnyTuna Shortly before that, Tom Clancy wrote a novel in which people crashed a 747 into the capitol building during a joint session with the president attending, wiping out most of the government.

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@elonmusk @CommunityNotes No it's not true. I some cases alien may vote in local elections that affect them (such as school board with their kids' schooling). In no cases can they be counted as a voter in the federal census or register to vote in any federal election.

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@DrAmyPsyD Question: What do you call people who use the rhythm method. Answer: Parents.

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@BrianKarem !!!! I completely agree with a Mitch McConnell statement. !!!!!

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@charlie_savage "Woke" is only used now by right wing politicians...and they don't know what it means.

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@TheRickWilson It's messed up that I'm rooting for McConnell to be successful on something

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@MartinKulldorff @HRaleighspeaks There are 1,300,000 Americans that might disagree with you except that they are dead from Covid and don't have that option. That's TWO World War II worth of fatalities.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Absolutely. I also know where not to do business. I do thank the dim bulbs for making identification so easy.

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@MalaakSafa Rape is rarely a crime of passion, rather it is a crime of domination and power.

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@nathaliejacoby1 No way. His actions are treasonous. He blows of congressional subpoenas. He's a waste of oxygen.

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@pattymo Community notes for the win!

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@SassyKadiK I'm holding out for Trump fleeing the country. All those campaign contributions are probably offshore now.

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9 months

@slayer_agolf FOX news doesn't cover stories like that heavily.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Nothing compares to the Sixth Sense.

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@midgetmoxie Will Farrell in "Stranger than Fiction". A serious role and IMO his best movie.

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@VeryBadLlama My wife and I both cook. Before retirement I did most of it because I got home earlier. Now it's even and we both do chores when needed. It's a comfortable setup and I don't understand why more don't do it that way.

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@NoContextHumans I make cutting boards. The Union Jack make an awesome pattern.

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@HootPhD @newyorkpost Man, first he eats ice cream, now he wears shoes. What is the world coming to.

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@mkwlbert2552 @krassenstein Definitely. They did the same crime.

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@RedaMor_ My dad hung on for years to stay with my mother. When she died at 96, he went to a memorial service several days later, and then went home and died a couple days later. His job was done and now he could go. He was 103 and they just missed their 75th wedding anniversary. This

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@nathaliejacoby1 For God's sake, don't call her. She might come!

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@InternetH0F It's possible you didn't learn about interest and principal in your degrees. An extra $50 or $100 per month would have wiped it out in no time.

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@mmpadellan I think she wants to be last woman standing when Trump goes to jail.

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@TerribleMaps Meanwhile, Idaho's sniffing Oregon.

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@ProjectLincoln Yes I do. It was a (successful) launch of the four Axiom astronauts to the international space station yesterday.

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@TheRickWilson MAGA's don't pay back their loans, so they don't understand that concept

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@nathaliejacoby1 I would reject my own brother if he acted like this criminal.

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@JoJoFromJerz It's OK. The teacher will get a good settlement in court for the violation of contract. Other school districts are desperate for teachers so there's that opportunity, too.

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@RpsAgainstTrump It's hard to find a good lawyer when you've not paid previous ones.

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@wetwalrus31 Shakespeare in Love beating out Saving Private Ryan for best picture.

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@bluecoyote How about this for L.A.

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@ajtourville Russia has been using them for the last year.

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@thejackhopkins I can think of 91 reasons why Trump will not be the nominee.

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@Chimankpam5 @fasc1nate Not really true. No one has to be included f they don't want. It's like many things. If you don't join the club, you don't have the benefits of the club.

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@nathaliejacoby1 ALL churches should pay taxes. The bigger, the higher rate.

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@rustyrockets @TuckerCarlson Thanks for posting so I can avoid it.

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@Helovelayy N-word = blocked

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@joncoopertweets three bad choices.

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@Mollyploofkins She's beautiful, wealthy, and generous. They hate that shit. And when she gets democrats to register, that's just too much.

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@Roshan_Rinaldi Whenever anyone says "I'm not stupid" or "We're not stupid", they're lying.

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@jeremyjudkins_ I don't know. "worst day of my life" is a little hyperbolic. I see a number of empty stalls. I've had worse days.

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@cryptochickie @historyinmemes That's a total photoshop, but the actual sleeping lady is a beautiful range.

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@TheRickWilson Look, CNN spelled "Republicans" wrong.

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@joncoopertweets Fetal alcohol syndrome?

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@ronsterd89 Something that nobody knows what it is.

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@EdKrassen I love the never surrender part. He DID surrender. Four times.

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@ricandamenace1 N-word = blocked

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@NoContextHumans No too bad. He managed 180 years before he slipped up.

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@ATRightMovies Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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@itsJeffTiedrich It's funny how 2nd amendment advocates don't know the 2nd 3rd and 4th words of that amendment. Especially the 2nd and 3rd words.

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@PeterHotez Thank you so much for what you've done and are doing. We are all better off for it. (Elon is a hero of mine, but he is wrong here.)

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 It's on a green plastic cutting board. Pick up the cutting board (keeping the lid on) and take it out and release it into the bushes.

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@justaskgen @Victorshi2020 He needs to boost his presidential campaign.

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@ChrisDJackson He's been unwell from the neck up for a long time.

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@Logically_JC McCain had honor. They don't get it so they hate it.

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@RpsAgainstTrump I disagree. EIGHT years.

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@MacFarlaneNews There's a true hero.

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@ATRightMovies Princess Mononoke:

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@Ginalilvol When I ate a piece of her last apple pie, I decided I had to find out how it's done for my future. Now, this Thanksgiving:

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@ATRightMovies The end of "The Sixth Sense"

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@jverona77 Welding

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@wcbuecker To be fair, that wasn't a cross. Maybe she was trying to do a pentagram?

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@Orangeolive7 Sam Eliot is the all time galactic champoin. Past and furute.

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@il0venostalgia This will be an unpopular answer, but anything by Bob Dylan.

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@TheRealHoarse The EPA sets the published range, not Tesla. The whole article goes downhill from there. It ends up with the guy saying he loves his Tesla.

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@engineers_feed It's hard to correctly answer a multiple choice when none of the choices is correct.

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@ronsterd89 Half way through Foyle's War and it's just as good as it was the first time.

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@kdnerak33 It seems to me that Easter is encroaching on Transgender Day rather than the other way around.

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@fasc1nate I don't know how they do it, but air travel has been going in that direction for a long time.

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@PicturesFoIder The Sixth Sense.

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@GeorgeTakei That's a little simplistic, George. Going too far , even in a good cause, causes problems.

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@johncusack Musk makes $0 per year. He has no salary. He has stock which is a part of the company he made large and powerful. When he sold some stock recently, He paid $11 Billion, more than anyone in the history of the country has in their entire lives.

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@TerribleMaps it's straight on a globe.

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@Sophia_Nyx Galaxy Quest!

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@KNGSHxT N-word = blocked

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@GeorgeTakei I've taught Middle School. This is exactly what the bad actors in middle school do.

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@RubinReport After sayinh that, how can anyone ever believe anything you say?

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@RickE22505 @SpiritofHo Germany surrendered before there were any atomic bombs.

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@xninajaa N-word = blocked

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@midgetmoxie True Lies

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@GarettJones in 1964, Donal Curry, a young researcher got his tree borer stuck in a bristlecone tree. To get it out he and a ranger cut down the tree. Later he counted the tree rings and discovered that the tree was 5000 years old. He had discovered the oldest tree in the world and cut it

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@acnewsitics My wife says he must have gone to the same barber that Giuliani had that had the hair dye running down his face.

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@jadiraaaaaa N-word = blocked

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@Latina_Schatje My parents were married for almost 75 years when they died 9 days apart. I've heard of couples divorcing so they could afford medical care.

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@acnewsitics He looks like I felt when I was called in to the principal in third grade.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Making shit up.

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@jverona77 Last month, my daughter went to a wedding where a couple became a triple.

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@DavidGotFree Convincing a Trumpster that he's not God

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@82ndairborneBT @Travis_4_Trump Acre's don't vote. People do. Amazingly enough some areas have lots of people in them and others have very few.

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@Mollyploofkins "Meteoric Rise". Meteors do not rise, they fall.

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@bikertrash68 In the words of the great physicist Richard Feynman, "What do you care what other people think."

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