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Joe December

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3 months

LET'S FUCKING GO! 🇳🇱🔴🔥

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3 years

People rarely talk about this stuff. So, let's just put it in here. Well done, Victor. 👍

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Joe December

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4 months

This kid is Michie Minnes. She plays for Sundown Ladies F.C of South Africa. She was born on 14th November, 2011. The million dollar question now is : Where the fuck was Ronaldinho staying during the 2010 World Cup in South Africa?

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Joe December

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4 months

RULES FOR BEING A MANCHESTER UNITED SUPPORTER Rule No. 2 (A) : On or off the field, DO NOT abuse our own fucking players. Ever. Now fuck off. 🖕🏼

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Joe December

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3 months

I can understand being angry at or wanting to change the manager. But what kind of a fucking low-life "supporter" are you to wear these shirt on our most important game of the season? Find another fucking club! You're NOT a Manchester United supporter! And go fuck yourself. 🖕🏼

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3 months

When you want the hard truths sprinkled with some fucking funny shit, who do you call? This beautiful motherfucker from Cork of course!🔥

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Joe December

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4 months

ON THIS DAY IN 1990 Sir Alex Ferguson pulled off one of his greatest ever signings when landing Oldham Athletic defender Denis Irwin. No fuss. No celebrity bullshit. Always reliable. One of the most underrated player of all time. But most of all, a very good human being. 🇳🇱

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Joe December

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3 months

Accurate as fuck! Always has been and always will be. #UTFR 🇳🇱 @ManUtd @realmadrid

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Joe December

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1 year

TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAD NO FUCKING CLUE You're looking at the best fucking full-back in the history of the Premier League. Fact. Class dismissed! #TheLegend #DenisIrwin #AFineHumanBeingAsWell #UTFR 🤘🏽👊🏼⚽🇾🇪

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Joe December

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5 months

Even "Mike Fucking Dean" doesn't think it's a fucking penalty! Once again, fuck that fucking referee and fuck @FA_PGMOL 🖕🏼

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Joe December

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10 months

AND HERE IT IS

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Joe December

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3 months

Remember yesterday when Alan Shearer & Gary Lineker, the two entitled bias bitter assfucks asked disrespectful question to ETH and ETH explained to them exactly how the media are in England and told them to fuck straight off? Good stuff. But still, fuck these two assholes. 🖕🏼

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Joe December

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4 months

Never thought I'd see the day, but this is .... GRAEME SOUNESS Holy flying fucking fuck!

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4 months

The feeling's fucking mutual. Trust me. 🔥🇳🇱

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Joe December

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6 months

With Jamie Carragher, Graeme Souness and Gabriel Agbonlahor getting all the attention, it is very important to remember that Steve Nicol is a fucking asshole too.

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Joe December

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4 months

Darwin Nunez deleted all his Instagram posts after receiving abuse from Liverpool fans. Most of the messages were aimed at his family & loved ones over poor form. No matter how bad you're doing on the pitch it should never involve your personal life. That is just plain wrong!

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Joe December

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4 months

- Jason Wilcox resigned at Southampton so we don't overpay. - Omar Berrada left a "successful" Cheaters FC to join us. - Dan Ashworth trying to force his way from Newcastle to our club. Even in our worst possible years, we are still the biggest fucking club in the world. 🇳🇱🔥

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4 months

We don't owe anyone any fucking shit! And I'm gonna tell you just this once : This club ain't fucking Borussia Dortmund, it's Manchester United! We're not the SAME! Now go back to your beer festivals and shut the fuck up!

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Joe December

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2 years

𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗨𝗸𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗴𝗲𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿. 𝗙*𝗰𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗣𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗻! #Ukraine ️ 🇺🇦🙏💛💙☮️

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Joe December

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10 months

Things are not the same without these guys inside Old Trafford. If any of you happen to know where they are, tell them "Get your fucking arse back to Old Trafford. Your beloved club needs you." 🇹🇯⚽🤘🏼

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1 month

ONLY IN AMERICA Fox News : "We are lying to you." Fox News Viewers : "No you're not."

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3 months

I fucking love this toilet sign. ✅

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2 years

𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 : 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐔𝐤𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞. 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞. ✊ #Ukraine ️ ☮️🙏💪🤘💛💙🇺🇦

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1 year

FUN FUCKING FACT

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1 year

FUN FACT A blue whale anus can stretch up to 3 1/2 feet, making it the second largest asshole in the world next to Carragher.

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Joe December

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3 years

@sistoney67 @WestHam If you want people to respect your rights not to get jabbed, you also have to respect the club's rights not to play a player who didn't get jabbed. Rights works both ways.

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4 months

CHEQUEBOOK PEP "I hope one day he has the chance of winning a brilliant, clean championship with no scandal.” - Jose Mourinho #115Charges

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5 months

ERIK TEN HAG versus THE GERMAN TEETH You're welcome.

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3 months

C H E A T E R S F C "Lance Armstrong-ing" the Premier League yet again! #115Charges

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5 months

WHOEVER THE FUCK IS IN-CHARGE OF THE FUCKING TICKET @ManUtd get this beautiful legend of a boy (Alfie) a season ticket for the new season. 🎫 We need more young supporter like him for our future. Get it fucking done. 🇳🇱

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Joe December

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9 months

Fuck you, @FA_PGMOL And fuck your "standards", assholes. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

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1 year

Praising mothers for mothering? Do me a favour. That's their job! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY 💙

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Joe December

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10 months

If you think the @premierleague is a disgrace for punishing a club with a single charge for breaching FFP Rules, just wait until you hear about a club with 115 fucking charges go free! Your entire association is one big clusterfuck of cowardice. Go fuck yourselves, assholes. 🤬

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Joe December

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4 months

H A P P Y 122nd B I R T H D A Y Manchester United Born out of the ashes of Newton Heath F.C on this day in 1902. The greatest & the biggest football club on God's green earth. FACT. Thank God I've found you @ManUtd I fucking love you. ♥️🇳🇱 Of course you already knew that.

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5 months

Jamie Carragher is Gabriel Agbonlahor without the talent, but so is Gabriel Agbonlahor. #ZeroPLWinner

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5 months

Every now and then, Jamie Carragher feels compelled to remind us two things : 1) He exists. 2) He's still a fucking moron.

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2 years

𝗔𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 @RvN1776

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5 months

F U N F A C T Every photo of Gabriel Agbonlahor is a dick-pic. ✅

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Joe December

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9 months

Guys, remember when Gabriel Agbonlahor used to be a good footballer? Yeah, me neither.

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6 months

FUCK NO!!!!

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Joe December

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3 months

Still the best answer of all time!

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7 months

WE WILL REMEMBER Still hurts after all these years. We know we are what & where we are because of you. Thank you. ♥️🏵️💐🌹🇹🇯 #TheGreatestFootballClub #TheBiggestFootballClub #NeverForgetMunich

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7 months

People this fucking stupid shouldn't be allowed to leave their house by LAW. I need a fucking new planet, for fuckness sake!!!

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6 months

THAT IS HOW YOU FUCKING SHUT A FUCKING SHITTY CLASSLESS SCOUSERS I FUCKING LOVE THIS FUCKING CLUB!!!! 🇳🇱 THE BIGGEST & THE GREATEST FOOTBALL CLUB ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🔥🔥🔥🔥🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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7 months

Gabriel Agbonlahor's top four achievements throughout his entire "career" : 1) Abso 2) Fucking 3) Lutely 4) Nothing #SerialLoser

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2 years

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲!

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Joe December

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7 months

L E T U S N O T F O R G E T 3rd February, 1958. Ringway Airport, Manchester. The journey to Belgrade for the European 2nd Leg Match. 🌹💐🏵️🇹🇯🙏🏼♥️ #TheGreatestFootballClub #TheBiggestFootballClub #NeverForget

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Joe December

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1 year

If you think these two incidents are the same, pop a pill and sleep it off. You're fucking hallucinating!

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Joe December

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11 months

LISTEN UP, FUCKERS & MOANERS This is Manchester United. The greatest and the biggest football club on God's green earth. We don't do 'Fairweather Fans' here. If you're not up for the bad times, find yourself another fucking club! Got it? Okay. Good talk. 🇾🇪

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Joe December

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3 years

T O D A Y Looking forward to the future but always feeling grateful for the past and for these beautiful souls. We'll see you in the next life, lads. Peace, Love & Respect. Joe ❤ @ManUtd

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4 months

C H E A T E R S F C Before they "Lance Armstrong" the Premier League. #115Charges

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Joe December

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8 months

"Don't call me a former mediocre football player." - Gabriel Agbonlahor, Former Mediocre Football Player. ✅

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Joe December

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1 year

Siri, what is Fucktards? Siri :

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Joe December

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1 year

Am I still angry about the Southampton game at OT on Sunday? You bet your candy ass I fucking am. What kind of a fucking dipshit referee does that! 😡😡😡😡

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5 months

By the way, who gives a chicken fried fuck what this little Scouser chick thinks!!!

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Joe December

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1 month

UPDATE ON GRAEME SOUNESS : Still a fucking asshole.

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Joe December

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10 months

SIR BOBBY PASSES OLD TRAFFORD FOR ONE LAST TIME We'll see you when we get there. Farewell & thank you for everything. 🇹🇯⚽🌹🙏🏼

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9 months

ROY KEANE ON "VIRGIN VAN DYKE'S" COMMENTS Don't ever change, you beautiful Cork bastard. I fucking love you. 🇭🇺🤘🏼🔥 #Keano16

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Joe December

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2 years

𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗻?

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5 months

F U C K R A G E O U S Southgate??? Hell fucking no!!! Not a fat fucking chance. Not on our watch. It's not even fucking funny. Go manage Middlesbrough and shit.

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9 months

- Level on points with Tottenham. - Won the same amount of games as Manchester City. - More points than Newcastle. "They are a club in a crisis!" To all the lovely bias English Media outlets : FUCK YOU, YOU LOWLIFE FUCKING BITTER ASSHOLES! Journalist, my fucking ass!!! 🤬

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8 months

Joey Barton is a former footballer who is no longer famous for what he became famous for but is now famous for being a fucking idiot, a sexist cunt and a bitter asshole. #MediocreExPlayers

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5 months

ME : Siri, could you please show me what a legitimate TREBLE without CHEATING looks like? SIRI : Absofuckinglutely, Joe. ME : Thank you, Siri.

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5 months

Have a fucking awesome day today @Atalanta_BC Great job. 👊🏼✅

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1 year

Some people think it's wrong to speak ill of the dead, so while he's still alive let's all fucking agree that Jamie Carragher is a Grade-A monkey-shit wrapped in a fucking human skin.

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10 months

SIR BOBBY CHARLTON (1937 - 2023) Oh, this one is hard to take. The Father Of Manchester United has left the planet! No words to describe what he meant to our club & all the Reds. He was Mr. Manchester United till the very end. Fly on, my dear Sir. You have been loved. 🇹🇯🙏🏼💔

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9 months

Ladies & fuckers, Remember back in the old days when The Boss used to ban asshole journalist from attending a pre-match press conference? Well, those days are coming back! Good fucking times. 👍🏼👏🏼🔥🇭🇺

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6 months

Say what you want about Jose Mourinho but this Portuguese bastard is funny as fuck! #FunFact #ZeroPLWinner

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2 months

J O E S A Y S

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9 months

Ladies & fuckers : Today is my fucking birthday and you're the lucky few fuckers who knew it. How sad! Even if it's just for today, I want you all to be kind & do good shit to others that your future self will thank you for. Now fuck off & have yourself a great day. 🙏🏼☮️✌🏼

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5 months

I don't know the fucker who officiate our match against Chelsea last night. Whoever the fuck he is : Fuck him, fuck his decisions, fuck VAR and most of all - fuck @FA_PGMOL 🖕🏼

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3 months

Rasmus Højlund talking to the press after the game yesterday. I fucking love this kid. 🍾😂🍻🇳🇱 #2024FACupChampions

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3 months

Just like his idol Lance Armstrong, zero humility and class. What's fucking new! #115Charges #CheatersFC

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3 months

By the way, if you're a Manchester United supporter : HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY, ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL RED FUCKERS 🇳🇱🔴❤️🏅🏆☕

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"Best player on field, best passer, most well positioned, most defensive, most versatile, most important player for England at 19 years of age. Forget the results. The kid's going to be a star." - Andreas Iniesta

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3 months

LAST NIGHT The giants of the game posing for a picture with Micah Richards and Jamie Carragher.

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10 months

And you know who is on the VAR duty today? This certified asshole! Are you fucking kidding me? 🤬🤬🤬

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7 months

When you asked for an 18 year old employee with a 12 years experience. #KobbieMainoo 🇹🇯

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6 months

Yes. Fuck @FA_PGMOL Thanks for nothing, assholes.

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9 months

Abused, ridiculed & trolled a thousand times. Never once said a bad word about any-fucking-body. No crying. No sulking. No moaning. No 'leaks' to the media. Put his head down. Shuts up. Works hard. Rejoins the 11. Now that's a fucking man's man. Fucking respect. Fuck YES. 🤘🏼🇭🇺

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2 years

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐉𝐨𝐞. @ManUtd

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5 months

J O E S A Y S

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10 months

Ratcliffe this. Arnold that. Fuck that shit. Until the fucking American wankwipes are gone, we cannot rediscover our true identity. And that's the bottom fucking line. The problems, the struggles and the protests remain. But for now ... we march on as best we can. #UTFR 🇹🇯

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1 year

ANTHONY TAYLOR If this isn't a penalty, Congratulations - you're an idiot and an asshole. Go find another fucking job!

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Joe December

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9 months

Unless the club is Manchester United, the VERY BIAS English media assholes won't have time to start these fucking "news". So I thought to myself, I'm gonna help these shitty so-called "journalists" assholes out and start the shit myself. Here it is :

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6 months

As far as idiots and assholes go, Jamie Carragher is the cuntiest. #ZeroPLWinner

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5 months

This absolute fucking legend is right!

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1 year

Need a laugh? Here's a good one. A zero Premier League winner, a mediocre ex-player and a 2nd class TV pundit walks into a bar. And the bartender says, "What will it be, Mr. Carragher?"

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6 months

SELF-CARE TIP If you're not Graeme Souness, periodically remind yourself that at least you're not fucking Graeme Souness. #OldBitterMoron

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5 months

CHEATERS F.C Before all the fucking cheating and shit.

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6 months

Just in case, some fucking idiots and morons need a fucking reminder. We are the biggest and the greatest football club on God's green earth! The end. 🇳🇱🤘🏼👊🏼⚽

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2 years

𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗦𝗙𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐥𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫.

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1 year

S A L U T E Hats off to you guys who participated today. 👊🏼 Just know that we're all behind you and the #GlazersOut movement. The American Cunts are still here, which means the work is not over. So, let's keep the fucking pressure building! #GGMU #UTFR @The__1958 🇾🇪⚽🔴

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4 months

JOE GOMEZ : "What happened between Jurgen and Salah?" DARWIN NUNEZ : "I missed it." 😂😂😂😂

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5 months

J O E S A Y S

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4 months

Q U E E N Performing at Live Aid, 1985. Good times. 🤘🏼🎶🎼🕺🏼

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5 months

I'm so fucking happy right now. 😭 #TheGermanTeeth #TheFinalTour

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10 months

T H A N K Y O U There are no right words to fully explain what you mean for our beloved club. Thank you for everything you've done for our club & for being Mr. Manchester United till the very end. And thank you for loving our club as much as you do. Fly on, my dear Sir. 🇹🇯

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3 months

HE AIN'T FUCKING LEAVING! To all the so called "experts," "pundits," still-bitter ex-rivals and general Man. United haters : Go fuck yourselves. And for those of you who didn't rate his football : Go watch a fucking baseball. #ThisIsManchesterUnited #BackTheManager 🤘🏼🔥🇳🇱

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1 year

Listen up, fuckers! It's not FOLLOWING Manchester United, it's SUPPORTING Manchester United. And it's not the same thing. So know the difference. I'm fucking done with dipshits abusing our players. Enough! Now let's go and fucking Retweet this shit @Ghost_Android #UTFR 🇾🇪🤘🏽🇾🇪

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