Joe Hartford @JoeH_96 Twitter profile

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

3 years

Imagine your wife had an affair with Matt Hancock that is fucking rough

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

7 years

Anyone else's Mum share pictures of missing dogs on Facebook from California like it's gonna be strolling about Halton Tesco car park with a plane ticket strapped to its forehead

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

3 years

Blessed to share a planet with these fellas. Pure comedy

Nature and animals🌿😽🐶🐒🐰🐼🐥🐿️

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I'm not a panda, I'm a ball.

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

It’s above your head

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@SuperSuey1

2 years

I’m at the match at Ajax. If anyone can find my scarf, I’ve had it since I was 5 years old. Please any help 🙏🏼Disappeared on the way into the ground @MightyRed_LFC @LFC @AFCAjax #lfc #LFC #LiverpoolFC #liverpoolfc #ynwa

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Do people at KFC even look at your order or do they just sling loads of random shit into a bag and hope you can’t be fucked coming back to complain

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

8 years

BREAKING: Donald Trump vacates position as US President after 100 students protest in Leeds City Centre

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

Absolutely scandalous we have to share a country with people like this haha

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Imagine sat having a nice dinner with your lass and them gimps come flying down terrace like a bunch of spastic Power Rangers

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

Fucking hell could’ve easily been two funerals that

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

Lasses that fancy this lad were all tanning a 50p cig between 6 of them behind the bike sheds at school when they should’ve been doing P.E

Aitch

@OfficialAitch

5 years

TASTE 👅 VIDEO OUT TOMORROW 10AM 👀 LINK -

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

8 years

A fully grown man, 27 years of age, wrote that reply. Twenty seven years

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

Book a flight then ya fucking gimp

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Best thing about being male is that when our mate’s fall out with their girlfriend we just go for a beer with them and don’t put ‘Yasss girl fuck him you a powerful independent queen slay it 🙌🏻’ all over social media

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

1 year

DAY 33 OF PEDALOWING THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF AFRICA

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1 year

Jay was ahead of the curve with this fit

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

3 years

When you get into a scrap in your dream

Guido Fawkes

@GuidoFawkes

3 years

Very strong "handbags" vibe.

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

Turns out it does get worse

Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

23 hour bus to Rio De Janeiro in 1 hour it doesn’t get much worse than this sports fans

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

7 years

Haven't known awkwardness til you've tried to overtake someone on foot and you just end up walking together at the same speed for 5 minutes

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

8 years

Hahaha RIP to the poor soul who was on the end of that

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Done a lot of bad things in my life but at least I've never posed with a bottle of Grey Goose in a nightclub

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

7 years

People who eat loud should be sent to some sort of school where they teach you how to not be a fucking farmyard animal

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

No point even giving bints like this the attention they crave wish they’d all fuck off

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

I reckon nuclear war would give it a run for its money

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

3 years

Get comfortable doing shit on your own and you’ll enjoy life so much more. Solid effort

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Raphinha giving ball away vs Alioski giving ball away

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

1 year

He’s gonna absolutely despise every tune on his Spotify/Apple Music by the time he gets done 🤣

Russ Cook

@hardestgeezer

1 year

Day 13 of running the entire length of Africa. Heart is still beating✅

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

There is nobody on this earth more unhappy than a female fresh out of a relationship constantly trying to convince Twitter how happy she is 🤣🤣

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Better than blowing it up I suppose

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Hahaha all these ‘influencers’ whatever the fuck they are posting shite about girl power and looking up to each other til they get into an argument and turn into 8 year old children. Imagine looking up to these absolute gimps

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

Fucking vermin sooner these cunts stab each other to death the better

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@NewsPrimeUK

5 years

Youths robbing a pizza delivery man on the streets of #London ....RT #LondonStreets |

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

7 years

'Went out last night with 30 quid, came home with 30 💅🏻' Translation: I'm a scruffy cunt

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

Exactly the type of guys you’d expect to see singing such things

LADbible

@ladbible

2 years

The Jack Grealish chant is catching on 😂😂 @ODDSbible @JackGrealish

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

7 years

If you read that Tweet without knowing what she looked like and someone asked you to guess and draw her, that profile picture is EXACTLY what you'd draw

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

10 months

0 (zero) shots on target

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

Got to feel for Tom Lawrence who after losing his Mum a year ago went on to commit an act that could’ve killed someone else’s Mum or child. This is the worst case of playing the mental health card as an excuse for being a shit person I’ve ever seen

RamsChat

@Rams_Chat

5 years

"It is understood there are serious concerns within the club over Lawrence's state of mind, after the death of his mother, Deborah, last year." - A very stupid action from Tom Lawrence, but hopefully he gets the support he needs..could have been even worse in more ways than one

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Has anyone ever mentioned Phil Hay looks exactly like Stewie Griffin on that episode of Family Guy where he sees his older self in the future

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Remember that craze that happened in high school where everyone was doing that thing where they’d kneel down, take massive deep breaths, jump up and blow on their thumb and collapse hahaha what the fuck was all that about

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

As opposed to lads that get all their mates round and kick fuck out of her

smyth x

@beth_smyth

5 years

Lads that stick up for their Mrs are elite

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

8 years

Checking yourself in at the hospital on Facebook is a proper scrambled beg on toast

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

7 years

Isn't it weird how it's socially acceptable/complimentary to call people's newborn babies porkers but if you called someone's daughter a little fatty at her 10th birthday party you'd ruin the day and be asked to leave

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

The name of this page will never not crack me up 🤣

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@FatsPostingLs

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Not happy

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

@gemma_alskin Haha! That’s a good one!

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

I think about winning the lottery a lot for a person who doesn't buy a ticket

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

7 years

The NHS isn't funded by Qatari Billionaires

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

3 years

Getting covid tested when you feel a little bit under the weather is mental to me. Had heavy cold symptoms for two days now and I’ve done what I’ve done the last 24 years and rode it out??

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Really puts things into perspective. Get well soon mate x

Mark Byron

@MrMarkByron

6 years

Wearing my hair in its naturally curly state for the first time in 5 years. For the first time in my life I feel nervous and shy and vulnerable without my signature hair. Life is all about overcoming barriers. I couldn’t of done this without my friends support

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Hope we’ve got a clause in his contract that he has to tell his wife to get fucked off when she starts moaning it’s pissed it down for 4 week straight

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

Lasses that have cheated on every boyfriend they’ve ever had will make a ham and cheese toastie and declare themselves wife material

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

8 years

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

Dunno why he bothers celebrating knowing that them 4 spastics at the back are gonna have cancelled his goal out in 5 minutes anyway 🤣

Leeds, That!

@leedsthat

2 years

Rodrigo doing what he does best - celebrate! #lufc

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

What a city

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

@closecalls7 Best view in Rio!

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

Brenden Aaronson couldn’t bench press a pencil with two ready salted Hula Hoops on

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Feel like that car outside Elland Road

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

3 years

4 weeks to flatten the curve, 8 weeks to be sure, 16 weeks for winter, 24 weeks to save Christmas

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

Har har

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Birds love running about with dickhead lads cause they sling a few bags of tackle on a weekend then act surprised when they get fucked over crying on here do the maths ya thick tarts

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

7 years

Remember when Vegan used to mean you didn't eat animals and now it just means you're a cunt on social media and more than likely real life

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

We live in a pathetic generation

Jade Ryan

@Jadeeryan1

6 years

If he doesn’t reply to your story after ye post a pic get rid of him

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

‘I been working while they sleep 💯’ You on nights mate

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Sitting in a boozer and having a pint on your own is under rated

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Weirdo if you support two football teams

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 months

All hate Leeds until it’s time to go shopping, or go out for a good meal, or go out drinking…

Kevin Nagle

@KevinNagleMLS

2 months

Lewis and Joy-two great Town fans. Ran into them and their terrific friends in L—ds. Hope see them tomorrow at our match!!

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Really is no hope for you if you can’t put your empty cans in a bag and put them in a bin after drinking on a field

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

@SuppressedSikh There is still time to delete this

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Just when you think you’ve seen it all some cunt comes swanning into gym with an empty whiskey bottle full of water. Hero

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

People that sit and talk bollocks to you on your lunch break are a different breed fuck off and eat your sandwich man

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

@Wakefield90 Just a joke Lee don't let it ruin your day

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

7 years

Them people who go on about 'would you dare stay in when you can make memories' go to Quid's In every week and idolise the ever ageing borderline noncing cast of Geordie Shore

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

You can, you just did it that way this time because you’d got somebody to film you so you could put it on the Internet for attention

haley kathryn stout

@HaleyyStout

5 years

why can’t i just drink my beer like a normal person🥴

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

You could literally video yourself locking your front door before you set off for evidence and get half way down the road but as soon as that little voice of doubt in your head says 'yeah but did you though?' you're going back to check

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Cauliflower Cauliflower Cheese

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 months

Could’ve, yano, bought some more

Sky Sports Football

@SkyFootball

2 months

"We have lost some great players" 👀 Daniel Farke on losing the likes of Crysencio Summerville and Archie Gray in the transfer window ⚪️

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Dubai is currently the only place on Earth you can go on holiday to and I still couldn’t think of anything worse 🤣

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

That’s called life

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

7 years

Just bought a new Tv for the play off final and it's come with no FULHAM 😂😂😂💯💯💯💯

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Book one then ya div

Lucy

@lucyvfarrell_

4 years

Need a week in a cabin, no WiFi. Just a log fire, films and a hot tub.

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

7 years

Imagine you're an underpaid, over worked NHS worker sacrificing your time to save lives and you read this shit on social media would you be fucking arsed

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 months

Looks like a 50 year old lesbian dinner lady

Leeds United: Marching On Together

@leeds_together

5 months

🗣️Max Wober: "It will also depend on what they [Leeds] say. We will see how they want to position themselves and whether I am in their plans or not. I told my manager that he doesn't need to call me or tell me anything in the next four weeks. I want to play in the Euros now."

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

Jamie Commons hasn’t even seen Jamie Commons by the looks of things

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

If Patrick Bamford fell into a barrel of tits he’d come out sucking his thumb

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

Doing a season in Magaluf is not living your best life

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Sounds fucked but these sorts of defeats really hurt me more than the spankings. So frustrating

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

The voice in my head will never stop singing champions again ole ole

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

8 years

@Gulag1930 Hope he doesn't see this and tell me his Dad's harder than mine

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

You don’t have to manifest this on Twitter you just go onto Skyscanner and book a flight

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

It’s time to start having a serious discussion about sticking a Simpson’s movie dome over Harehills

YappApp

@YappAppLtd

2 years

Shocking moment machete-wielding thugs slash at each other outside a #KFC in #Leeds Two young men dressed in black are seen trading blows outside the KFC restaurant with two others. As one side appears to gain the upper hand, three of the men turn and

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

Everyone wants to be an influencer all over social media then slags off social media when someone who made a (generous) living from it rightly is in the news for beating her boyfriend to a pulp with a blunt object😂 If you’re that arsed stop watching Love Island and delete Insta

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Take the rest of Talksport with you and close the door on your way out, you won’t be missed you set of gimps

Jamie Ohara

@Mrjamieohara1

4 years

Had enough of social media,use it for fun and a laugh and people are just arseholes, too many people are just quick to personally insult you, and tbh I’m not mentally in right frame of mind to take it,realised over last day that no one really matters apart from family and friends

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Give it 5 years we’ll all be watching Family Guy and South Park on illegal streams. Pathetic generation

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

5 years

Nazi salutes spreading through the squad like wildfire. The Hennessey affect

Football Away Days

@AwayDays_

5 years

Bale with this flag tonight: “WALES. GOLF. MADRID. IN THAT ORDER” 😂

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

3 years

Sexy feeling handing your notice in at work to go and live your dream ✈️ 🌎

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Not really selling that one to me lads

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

My favourite part of this season was when everyone was saying Radrizanni proved us all wrong with his Adam Forshaw tweet because he had 4 alright games before getting injured again for another 6 years

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

2 years

A man with a Twitter name of ‘Bielsa’s cheese wedge ultras’ is involved in a child sex scandal? Imagine my shock!

Thackary Binx

@riley652799

2 years

This is @Allcheese1 If you follow him I suggest you may not want to anymore

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

3 years

Got diabetes

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Are these ‘Scouse not English’ people still Scouse when they go get their free healthcare from the NHS or do they all just go private?

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

4 years

Always the fat cunts giving it ‘you don’t need gyms you can exercise at home’ yeah looks like it’s working a treat for you 🥴

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

'Just asked a girl in the club where she got her dress from and she stripped naked and gave me it, picked my Grandma up from her doctor's appointment, re-tiled the roof of my house and performed heart surgery on my dog, MORE GIRLS LIKE THIS PLEASE 👏🏻🙏🏻'

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Joe Hartford

@JoeH_96

6 years

Massive respect to Sam Smith for coming out as a gimp

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