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2 years

Sort of fascinating. Inside the red area you have a gold standard of DII football, a gold standard/defending national champ of JUCO, the gold standard & the defending NAIA champs, & the FCS champ. Underrated college football country. 5 elite programs #fridaymorning

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@ClownWorld_ I can’t even say what I would do if this were my son, because I know my kid would never act like this. That’s kid’s parents, if they exist, failed him.

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@ChrisCuomo how heavy is Hillary? Aren't you tired of carrying her?

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@NatriceR @EdKrassen @krassenstein @realDonaldTrump

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@OldRowSports “You’re probably wondering how I got here.”

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@POTUS Bro you literally just handed Russia one of the most notorious arms dealers in human history. Maybe just tweet about gas prices for a minute.

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@espn How the hell do you guys put hanging out with O’Dell Beckham on the same planet as the other five. In what world is that even close?

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@krassenstein @EdKrassen @realDonaldTrump Here go the Krassensteins, arguing with the POTUS and talking about eating each other’s pie again.

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@EdKrassen @AOC @girlscouts So then they can stop joining the boyscouts?

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4 years

At some point, the “join the conference” peanut gallery always yelling at Notre Dame should probably step forward and admit that the Independent schedule the Irish play every year is tougher than the ACC. #GoIrish

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@JordanD05304028 @SilverMarkF1 @ClownWorld_ That’s the point…

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@JimMWeber He looks like he plays slot machines at gas stations

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@kyfan502 @barstoolsports @SpinninBackfist March MATNESS

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@ChrisCuomo Hillary and your bro have gutted upstate ny, raised taxes, gave them to NYC & red taped gun ownership to a crippling point.

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2 years

Absolutely unreal that Frost and his staff could not find a spot on this garbage roster for an in-state kid who was an all state LB , 2x 220 pound Class A wrestling champ, & the third fastest in the state for Class A 100 meters. But they got a spot for these linemen. #Huskers

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@ClownWorld_

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@ClownWorld_ “I’m a different type of breed.” The type who will pray every morning that his 2002 Toyota Camry starts so he can drive it to the gas station to play slot machines with the spare change his finds on the coin return in vending machines.

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@Strandjunker Three words: abolish minimum wage

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9 months

This dude is already the type of guy who can sell entire families on sending their son to be mentored by him. When you toss the academic resources and alumni employment network of Notre Dame behind his pitch as well, that’s a tough one to beat on the recruiting trail. #GoIrish

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This Is What’s Mind Boggling To Me As A Culture. We Have A Brother In Position Of Power! At One Of The Top Academic Institutions In America. Who Produce NFL Talent & Graduate Kids. An We Not Lined Up To Play & Rally Behind Him! I’m A Fan @Marcus_Freeman1 @coachdmc ❤️ Keep Going!

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@KamalaHarris Good to see you getting the shit done that matters. I was just thinking the other day, looking at my pay stub and noticing how much federal tax was being taken out, “I hope the award Aretha Franklin the Congressional Gold Medal sometime soon.”

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@_Andrew_Evans @NFL @drdre @SnoopDogg @Eminem @maryjblige @kendricklamar @pepsi @RocNation @NBCSports

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@HillaryClinton Why do you still think you’re a thing? You needed a guy to die and another to get sick to win & hold a senate seat. You lost a primary to a one-term senator. You had to rig another primary to beat an old socialist. Then you lost an election to a reality star. You suck at this.

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@ClownWorld_ I make vegan pepperoni every morning around 930 in the shitter at work.

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@nrosanadouglas @disclosetv I’m glad I don’t live in whatever country you’re in

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3 years

It’s weird how Cincinnati’s win over Notre Dame is enough to justify them as “bonafide”, but ND’s loss to Cincy keeps them out of the Top 10. #GoIrish

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@3YearLetterman @Marcus_Freeman1 @_SBTC Dude could spin it, too. Some of the Apostles are on record saying he was the best deep-ball thrower in Jerusalem.

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@WorldGoneMad_1 @3YearLetterman @SnoopDogg

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@Super70sSports Inside Out. When Bing Bong dies. Not kidding.

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Matt Rhule: it’s gonna take time #Huskers fans: all good, take your time Nebraska: 5-7 in year one under Rhule #Huskers fans:

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3 years

There have been 14 @CFBPlayoff semi final games since the playoff’s inception. Here are the ten worst losses in those games: 1. FSU, 39 pts 2. MSU, 38 3. OU 35 4. Ohio St 31 5. ND 27 6. Clemson 21 7. OU 20 8. Clemson 18 10. (Tie) Wash, ND 17 #CFBPlayoff

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Notre Dame fans this week are rooting for Georgia, Iowa, and Baylor. If two of those teams win, the Irish should be a lock for the @CFBPlayoff . #GoIrish

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@NebraskaMegan No, I’m pretty sure you’re against 2A. You can just say it.

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@3YearLetterman The only 46 I wanna see is the 46 defense, Coach!

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@jemelehill Who hurt you? Why are you so angry?

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@denisewu @realDonaldTrump Imagine being such a piece of shit that you badmouth someone expressing their condolences and make it political. Jesus, Twitter is shit circus.

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2 years

@ClownWorld_ The greatest real estate deal Donal Trump ever sealed was when he secured permanent space of the minds of half the country, rent free.

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@grittyisking @3YearLetterman Oh I’m sorry, I must have missed that scene in Miracle where the Canadians beat the Russians for the Gold Medal.

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@chipmunkaisha @3YearLetterman @GuyFieri @MCHammer @vanillaice @gregmaddux @TheRealBubbaK @mariolopezviva @TiffaniThiessen @PGA_JohnDaly @BarrySanders @Whitesnake It’s the statue of liberty, not the statue of surrender.

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3 years

Remember when @Amazon , @Google , and @Apple booted @parler_app from their app stores? At what point do all three do the same to @Twitter @TwitterSupport @jack for allowing the #Taliban free, open use of the social network?

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Source: #Creighton forward Arthur Kaluma will transfer to Arizona. There is an NIL deal waiting for him approaching $1 million. He’ll join former teammate Ryan Nembhard in Tucson. #GoJays

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2 years

I don’t how the team will perform under this coaching staff. I don’t know if their coaching style, schemes, or development processes will work at Nebraska. But I do know that regardless of how this plays out, there are really great human beings in charge in Lincoln. #Huskers

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Great to spend time at the Foltz house to better understand his greatness and legacy. #GBR

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@RBReich The second amendment exists to protect the people against the government.

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@Archibeque1 @HuskerVB There’s a metro area with over one million people 40 miles from where this took place. Plenty else to do there, bub.

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@RBReich Honestly none of those things are the government’s business. Keep my roads paved, keep my borders secure. And do it with as little of my money as possible. We the People will figure the rest out.

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@JimMWeber Suzy should go to NBC. Pollack should go to CBS

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@BernieSanders Jesus, Bernie. She needed Guiliani to get sick to win a Senate seat, lost a primary to a one-term senator, had to fix a primary to beat an old socialist (you), and then lost an election to a reality star. Maybe she just sucks at what she does?

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@3YearLetterman Coach, with all due respect, Mick Dundee is from Austria. He’s the greatest American to ever be from there. Haven’t you ever seen the documentary “Crocodile Dundee”?

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@RhettAnderson11 @SRCHicks Bro one is fucking North Korea.

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@ewarren You and your party suck at chess. You won’t be able to impeach him. Instead, his base will be motivated and you will have victimized him in the eyes of a lot of undecided voters. He’s going to win in a landslide in 2020. Good job.

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@TrevAlberts The fucking balls to hit send…

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@eamonlynch @golfweek

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@ryanfagan Julio Franco and it ain’t close.

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@BetSmartUS @3YearLetterman Vermont maple syrup makes Canadian syrup taste like Mr. Pibb and socialized medicine.

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@JimMWeber The Nebraska doc “Day by Day” has some of that stuff you’re looking for. It’s on Apple+

Day By Day | Official Trailer | Utopia

https://www.daybydaymovie.com/The chase for a National Championship win began in 1973 for Tom Osborne, when he was named the head coach of the Nebraska Huske...

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@Le202nard @3YearLetterman @TimTebow @SuzanneSomers @Coach_Fleck @NUFBFamily @Shoneys @RCCola @TheNotoriousMMA @MarthaStewart @maddow @Whitesnake That was Bev Midler’s “Wind Between My Cheeks”

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6 years

Everyone who shit all over Notre Dame last week can now kiss my ass. Clemson is pretty damn good.

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2 years

@ewarren Why stop at federal and why stop at candidate? Every elected official, every candidate, every office

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5 years

@thehill She should talk to that French actor, Juicy Smoolet’

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@iancorzine @CollinRugg He better hope the manager of the Whole Foods he works at doesn’t see this video.

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@CarolCole16 @3YearLetterman @TimTebow @SuzanneSomers @Coach_Fleck @NUFBFamily @Shoneys @RCCola @TheNotoriousMMA @MarthaStewart @maddow @Whitesnake Be better, Carl.

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@ClayTravis He finishes his career on the Vegas strip, just like Ceine, Cher, Britney…all the great divas.

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@DarrylWPerry @3YearLetterman @rickastley @RicFlairNatrBoy No Darnell, that’s the flag of the House of Targaryan from Lord of the Flies

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@RexChapman @ChrisDokish See also wrestlers. You see that cauliflower ear. Just walk away.

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@CarlCarchia @jeffborzello Little ol’ Creighton, drawing 17k a night.

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Creighton chatter: Kaluma testing NBA waters, will transfer if he doesn’t like what he hears. Scheierman likely returning for final season. #GoJays

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@Super70sSports The greatest scorer of all time with his arm around Wayne Gretzky.

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@JohnRoss82 @sumtimesclutch @marlon_humphrey So this free money is not worth the other free money?

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@UniWatch

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@Outkick Somewhere there’s a little girl who plays at a Catholic school and idolized her. That sucks

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@USCanalytics Most high-level programs reserve those spots in the stadium for fans who show up and watch the team.

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@FeitCanWrite @MikeyPirante Dave, I own guns. Shooting is a lot of fun and a really good rush. I know a lot of guys that supe up cars and turn them into hot rods. The speed limit is still the speed limit, but people still buy and modify cars that can go over 150 mph.

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@ICWeinerohcrud @3YearLetterman @JustinTrudeau @AvrilLavigne @WayneGretzky @TimHortons @polarbearsnft @Alanis @DaveCoulier @PURITY_RING @JessePalmerTV They don’t even have a Big Ten team.

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@KevMurray01 @RoyalFamily Bro the royal family tweeted it. Like, you’re replying to the literal source.

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@TiptonEdits @On3sports @Cuse_MBB @BarstoolCuse @LoudHouseFS @Cusememes @NunesMagician @LO_Syracuse @DonnaDitota1 @OttosGrove @tbhorka @PatrickEngel_ Syracuse is not NYC, but I guess it makes for a better graphic than this:

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@3YearLetterman Coach, while you’re in Cali, check out this little known burger joint out the called “IN-N-OUT.” Real low key hole in the wall place that even a lot of locals overlook. People from Cali definitely don’t talk about it like Vegans talk about being Vegan or Atheists being Atheists.

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@Bigdiffmessy @3YearLetterman @NICKIMINAJ

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@PowellAnalytics It’s always Gretzky. Take away all his goals and he’s still the NHL’s all time scoring leader.

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@carry_the_flag @HuskerVB Jeff failed social studies

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@piper4missouri @JamesMc71137648 You literally posted this is a public forum, making your stupid opinion everyone’s business. Arizona, New Mexico, and California all have immigration issues, however they also all have Democratic governors who don’t care about the flow of illegal immigrants coming into their

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@mattcalderoni @ForAmerica It doesn’t take 87000 human bodies to get that done.

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Remember when #UCONN , #Syracuse , #BostonCollege and #Pitt left the Big East for football $ ? 7 #BigEast teams are dancing. Those 4 are not.

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@Super70sSports Nothing belongs in Oakland.

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@ClayTravis I haven’t tried Bitch Ass Crackers. My favorite is Keebler Town House. Great in tomato soup.

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@CFBONFOX Gosh, must be because the @NCAA loves Michigan… /s

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Creighton is finalizing a deal to make UMASS assistant coach Derek Kellogg an assistant for the BlueJays. #GoJays

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@barstoolsports @spittinchiclets I mean, it’s Canada. It’s basically a third world country that also plays American football.

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In 2019, Notre Dame will travel to Stanford, Michigan and Georgia. Who has three tougher road games than that in 2019? #GoIrish

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@Northwestool You’re the Vanderbilt of the Big Ten.

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@DustyRoseYYC @Super70sSports Donnie who loved bowling.

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@RobertKlemko Did you just say San Fran is politically diverse?

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Every news outlet should show the body of the shooter (s) in the street. It let's future shooters know how it will end. #SanBernadino

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My wife got her 3rd #Subaru last week. Today, there were 3 boxes on our porch. Inside them were a basket of cookies, travel mug, water bottle, a leather-bound journal, lambswool blanket & leather travel bag with the @subaru_usa logo. That’s how good companies do business.

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@galinswigart @OldRowSports

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@klpnanny @3YearLetterman You’re being very Karen

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@BSO What is racist about it? He’s not in blackface. The nose is caucasian. Is it racist to dress as a caricature of Kaepernick?

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@FredWick7 @mchooyah It’s fucking hilarious when keyboard warriors chime in to argue semantics with the dude who literally shot Bin Laden in the face.

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@JonathanCarter9 Give it a rest, dude. Tell me you cried when you watched 80s-90s NBA.

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