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@JoaquinDelRey_
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POV Lana Del Rey poisons you and u pass out
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2 types of gay men
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LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING LANA IS COMING
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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The way some girl wore this to Lana tonight 😭😭😭
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That’s a NFR urban outfitters truck…
Need this Brat truck so bad
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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🚨Michael Jackson will be opening for Lana Del Rey’s: One Special Night in Boston, June 20th, 2024!
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The coke on her shirt… now we really are back in 2012!
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We missed nothing
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🚨They have started to build Lana’s stage for her One Special Show in Boston
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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LANA FENWAY STAGE MOTHER
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We will never escape #that photo
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Crowd: “HIGH BY THE BEACH” Lana: “OMG that’s a good idea” while looks at band Also Lana: *Chemtrails Intro*
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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This is actually insane
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🚨Lana’s personal servant cleans her pole for her Hangout Fest Set
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“I swear if Lana performs bartender…”
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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🚨Lana and Fiona Apple announce new Collaboration called “Fetch the Vape Charger” out June 21
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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Me when I met Lana
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@historyinmemes
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An autistic, non-verbal boy speaks directly to his mom for the very first time.
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She needs to get it out of her system before Lasso
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she needs to be stopped
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@LDRCRAVE Nope! Its Tommy I saw
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I mean yes it was rough but HIGHLY entertaining
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YESSS LANA
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GOT BARRICADE for lana at hangout omgkms
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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Lana will be using her Coachella stage tomorrow night
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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How to scare someone who’s not at Fenway:
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SZA liking my tweet will never fail to make me feel famous
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liked by sza 😭
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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@dr_nikolaT @WHITEH0TPEPPERS U will start coughing in 5 days
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@lanadelreybuzz LUST FOR LIFE 2.0 here we cummmmmmmmmm
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WELL YESSS
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The full stage
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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I never wanna see this building again after tomorrow morning
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@motherlanita She was white 😭😭
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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@lakeswan777 Oh! And black beauty as they fly over the crowd and then Amy Winehouse herself comes out and they perform change
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@honeymounz Open the schools back up!
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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The way I got called to audition for this movie when I was in middle school. This was me and my sister reading the script 😭😭😭
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@asherw01fe
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Watching Coco while in Mexico… this really is one of the best movies ever made…
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@baetality69 I’m 20 😭😭
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Imagine she just jumped in
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Is anyone selling a Lana Boston Pit ticket? 😏🚨😂
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Yes… we all did
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Lana signed Racing Jacket and Setlist Collection
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The lack of talent in this one picture is crazy
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@JoaquinDelRey_
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By no means would I ever say I look like Lana BUT this photo… exact same tilt of the face, the closed smile, the cheeks, the noses even look similar… yes ik im being too nice to myself but idk
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I never thought I’d hear Jelly Roll say “LOVE YOU LANITAAAAA”
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Happy Anniversary to this masterpiece! Can’t wait for Part 2 ❤️❤️
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@LDRCRAVE OMG ultraviolence 2.0 😍😍🚨🚨
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I’m crying
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DADDYS FOUND AT HANGOUT FEST
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@liedowndealer sean was also born in december
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@Lust4Kintsugi Yes!!! They performed Peppers with an extra lana verse
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@redadelreyy this is bad real bad
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They picked these out of a hat… SEASON OF THE BITCH?!?
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@honeymounz Ur so cute
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A mess
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Should I push oomf?
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OMG OMG I JUST MET LANA I love u summertime sadness ❤️say yes to the heavens ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Gagged
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@forkylapt2 I met Lana and Nikki in Austin and lana said “Y’all need to hype Nikki up too, we’ve been working with her the past 10 years”
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LORDE WHAT R U DOING
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What do we think Lana is gonna open with tonight at Fenway?
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This picture could wipe out a whole village
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@honeymounz Well yesssss
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They could never make me like Lana tiktok Stan’s
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No wonder her and lana are friends, this is exactly something she would say
@PopCrave
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Kim Kardashian says she only has 10 more years of looking good: “I can do a movie a year. I’ve got about 10 years where I still look good, so that's all I’ve got in me, and then I’ll take some time off.”
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Tommy’s on stage with Lana
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The fact I took this photo is crazy
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OMG just met Lana and I asked her are you touring this fall and she said she’s doing a small US tour in September
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Updates on Hangout Fest LDR are NOW
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How many good songs are in Taylor Swifts discography?
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THERE IS SO MUCJ GOING ON
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This fuckass Lana blanket my dads ex gf sent me 😭😭
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@ShadesOfCodeine @LDRHYPE It’s about Sean not Harvey
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Clock that tea oomf
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He’s so me
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ROB CRAVE is a woman? 😭😭😭
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this is annoying me like us charli xcx fans are also women not men
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@grandeobvious Don’t EVER compare those losers to FIONA APPLE
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“Thought” 😭😭😭
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@octaxlugo @honeymounz What’s funnier is the fact it’s unreleased and miss lipa still commented on it
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God she is a horrible performer
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i don’t mean this to be hateful but …… we can all see she’s lip syncing right ?
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@asherw01fe MOTHER just wait till she listens to Miss Apple
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Imagine Lana enters being carried on a surfboard by hot lifeguard daddy’s while Sweet Home Alabama is playing
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🚨Lana Del Rey seen at the Charli XCX concert in Brazil this weekend.
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WHAT
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HELLOOOOODFHDOFOFO OMFGGG WHAT IS THIS
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@asherw01fe We’ve already talked about this… well YES and
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“She wants it” -Lana Del Rey
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Taylor Swift has released 2 new versions of ‘THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.’ With acoustic versions of “Fortnight” and “Fresh Out the Slammer.”
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I love it when a bitch I like serves
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❤️🍒
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@dixiedemalio Aretrashia
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Still can’t believe Lana slapped me after getting off the motorcycle
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I honestly don’t know which line is more chaotic
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We used to pray for times like this
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🚨Lana Del Rey makes speech at Trump Rally after her headlining show in Alabama
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This is a real text message from my boss
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HOLY HANGOUT
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@choirgirlhotelz Those covers r giving me a seizure
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OMG guys I just met Lana!!!!
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Guess the OOMF Challenge (EASY):
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