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Juma

2 years

Rigathi Gachagua is in a fix, he either shows up to debate 3 women and they ABSOLUTELY COOK him, or he avoids debating 3 women and we ABSOLUTELY ROAST him😂😂

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Hapa Tharaka-nithi ukiboo Martha Karua anakupatia microphone uexplain bottom up😂😂😂 ogopa Iron Lady. There's a reason Baba chose her.

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2 years

Rigathi Gachagua has been found in the manual register after the Kiems kit failed to identify him, further proof that Raila Amollo Odinga is always RIGHT😂😂

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2 years

Uhuru Kenyatta is being attacked in Mt Kenya and being defended in Nyanza, never thought I'd see the day😂😂😅

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2 years

I need to study the rise of Junet Mohammed, juu how did he find himself there, as a Somali Muslim in Luo Nyanza DISPLACING kina Orengo na Anyang' Nyong'o and positioning himself as Baba's right hand man.

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2 years

Raila Odinga has nurtured Edwin Sifuna, in 2017 he failed the Kanduyi mp nominations but he still took him in and made him the ODM SG, today he's just became the senator of the capital city, this is why it's always Baba for me👏👏👏

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2 years

Raila Odinga is closing in on William Ruto pale NTV and KTN while William Ruto is closing in on Raila Odinga pale Citizen TV because WHY NOT?😂😂😂

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2 years

Mt Kenya has done to William Ruto what Pontius Pilate did to Jesus Christ, they have washed their hands and said a duel between the valley and the lake the Mountain ENTERS WHERE? 😂😂😂

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2 years

You look these female city politicians, Millicent Omanga and Karen Nyamu, being unable tro control themselves and then you remember that the people of Nairobi were wise enough to choose Esther Passaris, she is never with the drama, there is such a thing as beauty with brains👏👏

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1 year

President Uhuru, Raila Odinga and Kalonzo Musyoka are in England for very high level deliberations. Sauces inside Chatham House intimate that they have chosen to give the Kalonzo full political and financial backing in 2027, Ruto will be home by 10💪💪 Matiang'i Ruto Roysambu

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2 years

Nothing scares a Kalenjin more than the thought that there might be a Kikuyu somewhere willing to vote for Raila Odinga.

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2 years

Kalonzo Musyoka 2027 to be deputized by Wycliffe Ambetsa Oparanya, no matter the today's outcome, that's it, THAT'S THE TWEET👊👊👊

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2 years

WUEEEH!!! Citizen TV is having a 20 minute commercial break before prime-time news running UDA and Azimio ads back to back😂😂😂 SK Macharia is MINTING MONEY this harvesting season Buana. Once again YOU LOSE😂😂

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2 years

Raila Odinga has successfully FLIPPED Trans-Nzoia. Trans Nzoia is BLUE😎😎😎🦅

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2 years

Junet Mohammed doesn't give a FVCK, he stands in Kericho town and boldly asks "Mwizi ni nani?" 😂😂, and this Kalenjins boldly shout Ruto!!! It's as if this is not the part of the valley where Baba's chopper was stoned

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1 year

Ababu Namwamba betrayed us and went in search of Ruto's dollar. Now Kikuyus and Kalenjins are chasing him out of government and Luos and Luhyas don't want to identify with him, he is out there on his own. Only the warm embrace of Azziad to comfort him😢😢💔 Co-op Mary Moraa

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2 years

Kalonzo Musyoka may not understand just how I feel seeing him standing with Baba at this hour but come 2027 I will repay in kind, of that he can be rest assured👊👊

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2 years

Esther Passaris will keep being elected Nairobi women rep till she runs out of BEAUTY😂😂

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2 years

I'm watching James Orengo and Anyang Nyong'o in a press conference, we are bacc in opposition baby😂😂😂

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2 years

Ruto tried to seek for legal means to REMOVE Rigathi Gachagua as his running mate akashindwa so he's send him to campaign in Baringo where he might easily be hit by a STRAY BULLET😅

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1 year

Ruto is doing a tremendous job of keeping Kalenjins in the country. Yaani he has Mandago and Judy Jepchirchir scamming any Kalenjin who wants to go study or work abroad but if they managed to get to JKIA he cuts off the power and ensures nobody leaves🤣🤣👏 Marjorie Cucurella

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2 years

In this thread, we'll be appreciating those who've stood together unwaveringly with Raila Odinga through his 25 year quest to be the president of Kenya, constantly picking him up when he losses and re-igniting the desire to go again. Feel free to add yours. Sk Macharia, SALUTE👏

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2 years

How many likes for Pheroze Nowrojee SC, the MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND💪💪

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2 years

WUEEEH!!!! Millie Odhiambo has told the beautiful Kikuyu MP Kimani Ichungwa that let his dimples not lie to him to start auctioning his shitter to President Uhuru Kenyatta, as Uhunye is a straight male who has Maggie. Sieziambiwa hivo mimi, The Shock!!!😭😭

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Juma

3 years

Kikuyus always have funny reasons for voting, first they vote for Uhuruto to send Raila to Bondo, they are ordered to repeat they then vote for Uhuruto as a birthday present, they have now decided they will vote for Ruto to punish Uhuru for backing Raila

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2 years

Sabina Chege never TWERKS, so why do crowds love her??? Sounds like once you join Baba you just GLOW UP without sacrificing your MORALS👏👏

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2 years

Politics is HAARD, Aisha Jumwa had built her whole gubernatorial campaign around insulting Amason Kingi and then BOOM, Kingi joins Kenya Kwanza now she's been, forced to read an English Essay.

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2 years

When you see the enthusiasm with which Raila Odinga is being welcomed in Kibera and you compare it to the nonchalance of William Ruto in Sugoi, you'll get to understand one very important thing, Ruto has no fans, he just has people who HATE Raila

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2 years

This comeback Raila Odinga has just pulled on William Ruto has not been seen on this shores since Barcelona came from 4-0 down to defeat PSG😂😂😂

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2 years

Avoid rumors circulating that Kalonzo Musyoka is not the 6th PORK, Baba said it will be a Kalonzo-Oparanya ticket for 2027💪💪

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2 years

If Raila Odinga gets anywhere close to 30% in Nakuru and Kiambu then it's really a zero sum game for DP Ruto

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1 year

Politics is taff!!! William Ruto and Ann Waiguru Recently opened the State of the art Kerugiya level 5 hospital in Kirinyaga yet Kirinyaga Woman Rep Njeri Maina was airlifted to Nairobi for specialized treatment following her injury against the governor's goons😢😢🤡 Kudus Kairo

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2 years

President Uhuru Kenyatta speaks once a month just to ensure that William Ruto campaigns nowhere but central for the rest of the month😂😂😂

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2 years

For everything Ruto says, there exists a clip of him saying the COMPLETE and TOTAL OPPOSITE

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2 years

With both Raila Odinga and Kalonzo Musyoka out of the country, Rigathi Gachagua takes over the Azimio campaigns in a coordinated effort with Mama Martha Karua.

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2 years

Raila Odinga dropping both Musalia Mudavadi and Moses Wetangula and the releasing Leo ni Leo with Emmanuel Musimbi is what is called a MINOR SETBACK FOR MAJOR COMEBACK😂😂

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3 years

Yaani hii wiki yUDA wamemezea mate Sabina Chege na Martha Karua but at the end of the day they have to go home to Alice Wahome😂😂😂

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2 years

NTV have cut off Dennis Itumbi's interview😂😂😂😂 no time for Rumors😅😅

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2 years

Raila started campaigning 5 MONTHS AGO has already released his manifesto, is AHEAD in the polls and HAS NOT campaigned this week. Ruto started campaigning 4 years ago, is yet to publish his manifesto, is BEHIND in the polls and is visiting Kirinyaga for the 100th time this week

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2 years

Replacing James Orengo and Anyang' Nyong'o with Junet Mohammed and Hassan Joho on the campaign trail was a MASTERSTROKE by Baba, he needed to surround himself with a bust of youth and energy Only Junet Mohammed would get Kalenjins to call Ruto a thief in ELDORET..

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2 years

Sakaja keeps mentioning how is ahead in the same Tifa polls UDA are rejecting😅😅

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2 years

Citizen TV averaging 90,000 viewers, one thing about Azimio followers, well always support SK Macharia for staying loyal to Baba.

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2 years

Buana yaani Ruto anaonanga Raila hivi akicommand masses halafu anakaa chini anajiconvince ati the solution is Jalang'o and Kidero🤣🤣🤣 Sorry Doyen

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1 year

Raila Odinga didn't just say Kalonzo in Ukambani to appease Kamba nation, no he said it right in his home turf of Siaya. That way, I know Baba meant it. Brace yourselves for a Kalonzo Musyoka presidency💪💪💙💙

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2 years

Kumbe Baba was not joking when he said he needed a deputy captain who he can trust, He chose Martha and went out there to chill with Museveni, Karua remained behind and has hit the ground running SERIOUSLY.

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1 year

This is Baba's most loyal and long time bodyguard. Jaramogi Oginga Odinga took him to Russia personally for training, here he is standing guarding besides Jaramogi's hearse. He's now been Raila Odinga's bodyguard ever since💪💪 Martha Karua So Ruto Cheating Njambi

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1 year

I've gotten a lot of feedback from the UDA fellowship on just how scary a Kalonzo Oparanya ticket is to them. A ticket filled with integrity, commitment to service delivery and would also break the Kale-kikuyu autonomy. They can't compete💪💪👏 #KenyaVsTanzania Jim Muhwezi HELB

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2 years

William Ruto and Kenya Kwanza dropped Boni Khalwale for Cleophas Malala in the name of coalition building, Raila Odinga and Azimio dropped Tim Wanyonyi for Polycarp Igathe in the name of coalition building but the heart wants what it wants😂😂💔💔

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2 years

Home Governor - ODM Home senator - ODM Home women rep- ODM Home MP- ANC Home MCA- ODM You might think I have described Amason Kingi but folks this is former Vice President and ANC Party leader Musalia Mudavadi🚮🚮

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2 years

Kimani Ichungwa saw the public's reaction to the Northlands invasion, called Waihiga Mwaura for some airtime. After Waihiga questioned him about his threats to Uhuru Kenyatta, he starts threatening to walk out, only for Waihiga to remind him that he's the one who begged to come🤡

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2 years

Raila Odinga has arrived at Kibera, lemme tell you, this is not an election, it's a CORONATION

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2 years

This is Raila Odinga's final chance to be president, but when you really think about it, the same is also true for William Ruto, should he fail to clinch this seat, there is NO WAY he is keeping hold of the slippery Mt Kenya till 2027.

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1 year

Kalonzo Musyoka is out here at the Bomas of Kenya looking Presidential and speaking like a statesman. Our boy is ready💪💪😁 2027 we gon run a riot💪 Agoro Sare Sudi Mercy Tarus Eldoret Ksh 500

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2 years

Bukhungu stadium is Wycliffe Oparanya's LEGACY project, which is INFINITY times more than Former Finance minister and Vice President Musalia Mudavadi has ever done in western.

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2 years

Kalonzo Musyoka is at Raila Odinga's residence in Karen, as you await for him to switch sides, he remains UNPREDICTABLE😂😂

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2 years

When the good people of Kiambu rejected Moses Kuria, he said he was going back to the private sector, the good people of Mombasa have gently escorted him back to his car and told him he has come the wrong way as Mombasa is not the private sector😂😂

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2 years

If William Ruto stole this election then there is no way we'll be beating him at the SCOK, he probably already planned for that eventuality 2 years ago and Raila Odinga is just playing catch up with very limited time.

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2 years

Baba should reward this man Peter Munya in Bounds.

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1 year

Moses Kuria has today learnt that it is not only NIS that has agents all over the country, Citizen TV has correspondents all over Kenya waiting to decimate lies. He was not expecting by Sam Gituku to call on Wanyonyi in Eldoret🤣🤣🤣💔💔 Zimmerman Daystar University Ruiru

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Juma

3 years

I see Martha Koome, Raila Odinga and Martha Karua somebody say amen😅

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1 year

Water CS Alice Wahome has today found out why in every ministry where William Ruto put a Kikuyu in charge, he installed a Kalenjin PS to supervise them😂😂💔💔 Hali si Hali Kalenjins only report to the PORK😂😂😂 Kilundeezy M-Pesa Atwoli Babu #RussiaIsCollapsing

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2 years

Kalonzo Musyoka is lower Eastern's GATEKEEPER, this realization has hit William Ruto hard 9 days to the election😅

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Juma

1 year

They fear a Kalonzo Oparanya ticket because it means no more Kale-kikuyu. Ain't no way Gachagua tells Kikuyus to plant Miraa, Coffee and tea while Mudavadi tells us to diversify away from sugarcane. We must occupy power💪💪🙏🙏 Moses Kuria ESR to Chelsea Kimerimeta State lodge

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2 years

You can't promise people Kamariny stadium which is HISTORIC then after 5 years you come to fight for Nyayo Stadium with the leader of OPPOSITION😅

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1 year

Buana pale Citizen TV it is going down!!! Sam Gituku has said that tge price of cooking oil is 340, shit for brains Moses Kuria rebuked him and said it's 230 not knowing that Sam is Dj Afro, he has taken us moja kwa moja to Naivas and shown us prices of oil🤣🤣🤣💔 Kenya Kwanza

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2 years

Yaani as Kimani Wamatangi and William Kabogo are fighting for this chick called Kiambu and Moses Kuria is just sitted there with his feeble legs because he DOESN'T STAND a chance😂😂😂

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1 year

Azimio press conferences being done at the SKM centre and now Azimio leaders meeting foreign envoys at his home in Karen. Brace yourselves for a Kalonzo Musyoka Statehouse run💪💪💪 #Demonstrations Mathare Kenya Air Force Mathare

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2 years

Yaani all it took Raila Odinga was 3 maandamanos before William Ruto through in the towel🤣🤣🤣 Uhunye held for months lakini mimi si Uhuru took only took 2 weeks😅😅

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1 year

Today we get to play with expensive toys in these streets. Come out and play 😅😅💪💪 #RailaSabaSabaLiberation Rigathi Gachagua HNIB #maandamano

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2 years

Ruto has barricaded Baba's Karen home kumbe Raila amelala Utawala😂😂

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Juma

2 years

It's either Wafula Chebukati and the 2 other IEBC commissioners go to jail or Juliana Cherrera and the 3 other IEBC commissioners go to jail, elections aren't child's play there should be CONSEQUENCES.

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2 years

Someone is busy sending Returning Officers to the same place he sent Hague witnesses, so sad😢😢

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2 years

Notice how Martha Karua just made her pitch and welcomed Raila Odinga, she is not on stage telling us how IN 6 MONTHS TIME we will have an Airport in Kamariny stadium which is HISTORIC, As should be👏👏

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2 years

So Azimio has a majority in the national assembly meaning that they will be appointing the speaker, deputy speaker, majority leader, whip and leaders of house committees, interesting to see what becomes of Wetangula🤔

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1 year

Comrades, Let us thank President Uhuru Kenyatta, he always ensured that HELB was paid on time everytime. Such a caring President vilified by power hungry people. His work will always speak for itself👏👏💪💪 He's Back Donald Trump Charity Ngilu #KenyaVsTanzania Ugochukwu

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1 year

When President Uhuru Kenyatta was demolishing stalls along roadsides, they said he was targetting Kikuyu businesses, little did they know he was saving them from a disaster like Londiani. As they say, What Uhuru can see while drunk... #KenyaVsUSA #TwitterDown

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1 year

Baba becomes the 1st Kenyan leader to declare war on the United States. He has told Ambassador Meg Whittman she can bring all the smoke but the end of the day he's gonna have her ass on a plane back to the USA😂💪💪💪 THE BALLS ON THIS GUY👏👏😂 Reece James Kudus Eldoret Lukaku

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1 year

Jakom Raila Odinga took to stage and understood his assignment, he was to represent the whole of Azimio nation against a battalion of Kenya Kwanza, we feel well represented😁😁💪💪

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2 years

Sk Macharia is at the All Saints Cathedral fellowshipping with Baba na Martha🤣🤣 All the gloves are OFF!!!

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2 years

Appointing Rigathi Gachagua was supposed to be a blessing in disguise to Azimio but the D.O has decided to REMOVE the disguise😂😂

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1 year

Baba is 78 yrs old. He's just celebrated his 50th anniversary with Mama Ida Odinga. This means they got married when he was 28. They've built everything they own together💙💙 HE'S BACK PGMOL Roma #KenyaVsTanzania Charity Ngilu

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2 years

William Ruto is a very smart politician, he figured out that the only way to keep Rigathi Gachagua from coming after him the way he came for Uhuru Kenyatta is to keep him constantly watching HIS OWN BACK, hence in comes Musalia Mudavadi. It's gonna be a co-deputy presidency👏👏😂

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2 years

I watched the Kenya Kwanza rally at Nyayo Stadium and came to agree with the fact that there are only 12,000 kalenjins in Nairobi😂😂

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2 years

Ledama Ole Kina is more unruly than Babu Owino, huko senate they can't contain him, the speaker tried to suspend him from the house and he refused to go, ikabidi speaker ameapologize, WUEEH!!😂😂

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2 years

George Magoha huwa anakaa ameboeka then all of a sudden anaamua kutrend😅😅 He acts on IMPULSE he never thinks

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3 years

Ruto is 55yrs, Raila is 77yrs, Mudavadi is 61yrs, I honestly don't know why Mudavadi would choose to wait behind Ruto and not Raila, somebody explain to me the rationale

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2 years

William Ruto has already allocated 30% of Rigathi Gachagua's Harambe House Annex offices to Musalia Mudavadi, I respect a man who follows up on his promises especially at the expense of ule mtu wa mlima😂😂💔

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2 years

I am a very PATIENT MAN, Go into your archives and find me a clip of Raila Odinga calling Kalenjins watu wa kuchomea wamama na watoto ndani ya makanisa, if you can't then you'll understand why Baba is always welcome in Rift valley and a certain someone CAN'T SET FOOT in Nyanza.

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1 year

Sauces inside statehouse intimate that Wycliffe Oparanya was arrested because NIS intelligence reports stated that he was Kalonzo Musyoka's running-mate in 2027 and that team scares William Ruto to the very core🥶🥶🥶 Betrayal Judy Jepchirchir Yevgeny Prizoghin Aoko TikTok CEO

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2 years

First at Karen, Second at the Bomas hall now outside Bomas, Ruto is yet to allow Rigathi Gachagua to speak, kwani he just wanted a flower girl, Give Rigathi the Mic PLEASE 🎤🎤😂

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BREAKING NEWS!!! Your favorite puppet of the west William Ruto has already released a statement from Kakamega State Lodge asking for the immediate reinstatement of incumbent Gabon President Ali Bongo🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤡 Amerudi Soko Uhuru Cameroon Musiala Christine Nampeera

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1 year

BREAKING!!! President Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga have just landed at the Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka Centre for the Interdenominational prayers for victims of police brutality Thanks Nabii and Duale for returning Uhunye back to us, we had missed him😁💪 Brian Chira Toi Market

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Juma

1 year

The difference between Baba's followers and William Ruto's followers is that Baba's followers are just genuine fanatics of Raila Odinga and Ruto's followers are Haters of Baba, look no further than Miguna Miguna😅😅 This is why Uhuru Kenyatta's support quickly morphed into

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Juma

2 years

William Ruto went from promising women the Running-mate position to promising them sanitary pads LMFAO😂😂

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Juma

2 years

Yvonne Okwara is doubling down on William Ruto waah!!! I bet William Ruto wishes it was Ken Mijungu so that he can interview himself😂😂

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Juma

1 year

Good morning folks. Yesterday I dropped 2 tweets linking Defence CS Aden Duale opening of the border to recent al Shabaab attacks and he sent the feds after me but we move regardless. Those who fear are already dead💪💪 #maandamano Waiguru Body count

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Juma

2 years

Kenya Kwanza and Azimio rallies show us one thing. William Ruto has SCHOOL BUSES, Raila Odinga has the STREETS😅

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Juma

2 years

After Raila Odinga losing elections 4 times you might think we'd get used to this feeling, you'd be wrong, this hurts the most, inauma please😩😩😩

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Juma

3 years

Raila Odinga currently has no POLITICAL EQUAL. He's far much ahead. Uhuru Kenyatta Alone is enough for William Ruto . Kalonzo can deal with both Weta and Rigathi mercilessly.

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Juma

2 years

There was a time around 3 yrs ago when it was only me, President Uhuru Kenyatta, pope Francis Atwoli, PK, Sabina Chege and Hassan Joho who still believed that Baba would make it, the fact that in 7 days time I will be casting the POPULAR VOTE restores my faith in HUMANITY👊

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