Josiah @Jiozak Twitter profile

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Josiah

5 months

I've had a kinda bad habit of just impulse buying Switch accessories. Let me elaborate as to how it happened, as well as regaling some of my favorites (as well as a betrayal), and how I'll approach the next console generation. Link in replies!

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3 years

TIL that Dr. Kawashima has special dialogue if you close the system/press the HOME button during a Devilish Training exercise

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5 years

@retroghoste @Akfamilyhome

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5 years

only TRUE gamers remember when the OG 3ds came with a charging cradle

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5 years

@AkfamilyhomeAK @CanYouPetTheDog Says the one who called this "petting"

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2 years

@BostonConnr lest we forget that he was also responsible for THE best family feud answer ever

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7 years

@lucahjin When @MasaeAnela 's mii in Miitopia won't stop buying bananas.

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5 years

@AkfamilyhomeAK @CanYouPetTheDog ...Which lead to you yeeting the dog

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1 year

The memes ain't lying it truly is surprisingly easy to hack a 3ds

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8 years

I'm dressed as discount @Chadtronic this Halloween (Cherdtranik)!

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3 years

@KingCandide pasty pronounced pass-tee, it's a cornish/finnish food

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1 year

@NoContextHumans oregano

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4 years

@yubnub_24 @JonComms @TwitterSupport some bitch ass mother fucker hacked his twitter

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3 years

@FalKoopa_ and this is why my choice to never watch game grumps continues indefinitely lmao

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4 years

@AndreSegers I mean, she's not wrong

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@Jiozak

5 years

@justajagain @Dusty_CarpetSSB @ScrubQuotesX more like they need to scrub their damn controller

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@Jiozak

6 years

@DarkLink3170 @belodyepic *plays one note*

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5 years

@antdude92 N O V A N U T

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4 years

@UberFacts Pregnancy²

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@Jiozak

5 years

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

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@Jiozak

4 years

@ShinyChao_ @Akfamilyhome windows solitaire when you beat it be like

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6 years

@forestillusion @akfamilyhomeak The lore thickens

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@Jiozak

6 years

@akfamilyhomeak I remember seeing this on TV when it first aired, was at a cousin's house and we were all busting our guts from laughing

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@Jiozak

5 years

@Akfamilyhome The worst part is having every piece except for just a couple of Streetpass exclusive ones for three years

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4 years

@DynamoSuperX Blue and green!

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@Jiozak

1 year

@SuperMarioFact i legit got stuck at this part for the better part of three months, i just couldn't understand how to judge where the super enzymes were since beating it for the first time, I've always been able to beat this on my first attempt w/out fail

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite content creators, @AkfamilyhomeAK ! The level of polish you put into your work is inspiring, you're a master memer here on Twitter, and overall just seem like a really chill dude! MVBBY!

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Josiah

@Jiozak

6 years

@KrazyBonesTV I've pre-purchased the game digitally and am stoked for the 7th to come around, I'm inviting friends over and we're gonna have an amazing time

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Josiah

@Jiozak

1 year

is that a command

✿ Jay ✿

@RoyalDeijiHimeX

1 year

Drill Daisy! 💛

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2 years

@chuggaaconroy

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2 years

@BostonConnr lest we forget that he was also responsible for THE best family feud answer ever

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1 year

@kowkarot5 there's something to be said that, even tho the game gives you the tools to solve the puzzle in the "intended" way, it's often possible to solve things in a "headstrong" manner but also, there's something to be said about taking in all of your surroundings upon entering a shrine

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@Jiozak

2 years

@FalKoopa_ i guess they like their honey with pulp

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@Jiozak

3 years

*gasp* Could that be...? The ever elusive... ✨Green StreetPass Light✨

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@Jiozak

2 years

@TheRealCoolmath @supermariomovie @UniversalPics @illumination @jackblack you've unlocked a core memory for me i don't know how to feel about this

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@Jiozak

7 years

@AmitD987 @realhartman @jacksfilms

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@Jiozak

5 years

@PixlPixel @Akfamilyhome but dead

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@Jiozak

4 years

@ComicsVail @ArcaderBraden @NathanielBandy1 @antdude92 AND BY GOD, DO

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@Jiozak

6 years

@akfamilyhomeak clip credit: @jacksfilms

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@Jiozak

5 years

pro gamer #Shantae #NintendoSwitch

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Josiah

@Jiozak

2 years

@FalKoopa_ as someone who's been mostly playing 200cc for the past couple years, I barely pay any attention to the details in the tracks tbh like I understand ppls frustrations with the dlc's art direction but this isn't forza, it's fucking mario kart

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Josiah

@Jiozak

4 years

@Meap_Neap @Alpharad Nintendo Land was made with the gamepad in mind, the only way it could be brought to Switch in it's full glory is to force you to use a docked and handheld switch (like Pac-Man VS)

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Josiah

@Jiozak

1 year

@stimhacked handheld games (ds/3ds/game boy/etc) are more interesting than console games: hardware limitations force devs to be more creative in their design, they're more willing to be experimental, and they're focused on having good gameplay instead of using good graphics as a crutch

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Josiah

@Jiozak

6 years

If you have a spare hour and a half this weekend, watch the American Circumcision documentary on Netflix. Absolutely insane stuff. . #AmericanCircumcision #circmovie #circumcision

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Josiah

@Jiozak

4 years

DINOSAUR OFFICE R A W R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R

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Josiah

@Jiozak

7 months

the fact that ps5 has very little compelling exclusives that aren't on steam (and how xbox is in a similar situation w slim excl. selection) just cements my thought that the best setup for this current state of gaming is Switch and PC, whether traditional computer or steam deck

Ryan T. Brown 🎮🩷

@Toadsanime

7 months

Sony says the PS5 is entering the "latter stage of its life cycle":

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@Jiozak

4 years

toadette be vibin out here

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Josiah

@Jiozak

1 year

2133 #Pikmin #splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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Josiah

@Jiozak

6 years

@akfamilyhomeak "A single person watched a video through Firefox." At least six people: oh hey that me

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Josiah

@Jiozak

1 year

@pikmin_facts think this is the only one like that. imo it's really dumb, an earlier cave highly recommends that you get the stronger light to see better, but you could still do the cave w/out it, iirc this cave could still be done w/out needing the scorch guard sooo yeah it's dumb imo lol

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Josiah

@Jiozak

4 years

@dylcumby @ScrubQuotesX Well, there's your problem: You're using cake instead of a cable

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@Jiozak

5 years

@Akfamilyhome He's most likely not showing what it's for bc it would reveal what his actual name is maybe

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@Jiozak

5 years

@akfamilyhomeak They figure that if the player can get that many 1-UPs, they don't need no help

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@Jiozak

3 years

@Tentavision @BrodTsumi

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@Jiozak

3 years

a perfect rectangle, if you have echos set to stack #SmashBros #NintendoSwitch

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

@ThatSrb2DUDE @bepopee_ Stick Squad VS. Gyro Gang

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@Jiozak

3 years

a perfect rectangle, if you have echos set to stack #SmashBros #NintendoSwitch

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@Jiozak

2 years

A Memory that has existed rent free in my head for 3+ years now:

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@Jiozak

6 years

@KrazyBonesTV Love you (and your work) too!

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@Jiozak

5 years

@Akfamilyhome *attempts to figure out how AK did this without using any Joy-Con that actually drift"

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@Jiozak

2 years

also, looks like I found @AndreSegers #Splatoon3 #Splatfest #NintendoSwitch

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@Jiozak

5 years

@n_ff @Proton_Jon @sundaydan11 @Akfamilyhome

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@Jiozak

5 years

@Akfamilyhome It took me until this morning to notice that the HyperShots in the thumbnail were drawn

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Josiah

@Jiozak

7 years

@akfamilyhomeak For me, frame rate really depends on the type of game: Game that requires quick reaction timing and precise inputs? 60 FPS-ish preferably More relaxed game like a puzzle or simulation? Just make sure it's not chugging

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Josiah

@Jiozak

4 years

@Platitudinous_X (for those wondering about the FF question, it is "I would _____ for sex")

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

@SuperMarioFact "they wanna do WHAT to my foreskin?"

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4 years

@AndreSegers

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@Jiozak

6 years

@akfamilyhomeak This is precisely why I don't judge a 3DS game's looks purely just on online footage

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@Jiozak

6 years

@akfamilyhomeak I can never read haikus without @jacksfilms 's haiku jingle in my mind

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Josiah

@Jiozak

6 years

@RelaxAlax @ArloStuff @YouTube All of us who played with Smash 3DS's default controls

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Josiah

@Jiozak

7 years

@akfamilyhomeak *awaits hour-long analysis from @GameXplain *

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Josiah

@Jiozak

6 years

@akfamilyhomeak She had her warm welcome, but now she needs to learn that people won't go easy on her just because she's cute

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

@MarioBrothBlog yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Josiah

@Jiozak

4 years

If that was the case, the i in air should be revealed, seeing as the i's in tonight and in. Our heads aren't in the gutters, we're just right.

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Josiah

@Jiozak

1 year

@CptAstro -Large reliance on FOMO for unlockables -Maps feel too claustrophobic, give us more flanks -I get the shift to a new game--acts as a "reset" of the meta, but it still feels more similar to 2 than it should tbh -hopefully SO is soon and brings w/ it a new era to the game lol

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

@Akfamilyhome .......oh

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Josiah

@Jiozak

1 year

@AustinJohnPlays the normalization of straight-up content theft on tiktok is one of the biggest reasons why i loathe the platform Hope you can get it resolved!

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Josiah

@Jiozak

2 years

@Stephen_Georg love how peggy is ominously perched on the shelf behind you lmao

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Josiah

@Jiozak

4 years

2020 be like #PaperMario #PaperMarioTheOrigamiKing #NintendoSwitch

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

@KrispyKrabby @Akfamilyhome yes

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

@akfamilyhomeak i bought it one of the more questionable life choices I've made

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@Jiozak

5 years

... #NintendoSwitch

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Josiah

@Jiozak

6 years

@akfamilyhomeak Loud Nigra edits always get me

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Josiah

@Jiozak

3 years

@Akfamilyhome split pad pro gang rise up

Josiah

@Jiozak

3 years

Oh yeah, I bought the HORI Split Pad Pros a few days ago! Even tho they only work in handheld mode, and lack rumble, gyro, and NFC, they're SUPER comfy for playing in handheld around the house

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Josiah

@Jiozak

9 months

This is kinda the reason why I have the username I have now (Jiozak). Even as a stupid 12/13 year old, I realized that my previous usernames had connections/references to games (or were just bad). original naming/branding is the best call in the grand scheme of things

Joshua Taipale

@atelierjoshua

9 months

Seeing too many aspiring-professionals base their entire image, name and branding off of their favorite franchises. It only takes one cease-and-desist to undo years of work, no matter how chill you think the company is.

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Josiah

@Jiozak

4 years

Thanks to @AustinJohnPlays , I made a rando island tour into a tarantula island! I just can't sell em at my shop, as it's past 10 pm for me. They will live in my pants until tomorrow

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Josiah

@Jiozak

3 years

@_BENJAMINTO @HardDriveMag that's a playstation controller, everyone on the couch are holding nintendo switch joycon/pro controllers

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

@AkfamilyhomeAK That looks too clean to be a boys locker room (by US standards, that is)

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Josiah

@Jiozak

4 years

@nintendolife Saw one or two people in the comments of this article whine that this will delay a possible Direct. Those people have their priorities bass ackwards.

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

I think one of my favorite memories from StephenVlog can be summarized with this image #StephenVlog10 @Stephen_Georg

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

... #NintendoSwitch

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Josiah

@Jiozak

7 years

@akfamilyhomeak farms farms, i got arms; i said farms farms i got arms what is my life

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

@TheRealSean_O @ISS_CASIS Nick slime is actually edible, for safety reasons

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Josiah

@Jiozak

5 years

dafuq #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch

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Josiah

@Jiozak

3 years

@ogatodobalaio @Nintendeal

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Josiah

@Jiozak

11 months

@FalKoopa_ early vsauce was wild lmao

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Josiah

@Jiozak

2 years

Nintendo direct Feb 2023: *40 minutes of switch games* Fans:

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Josiah

@Jiozak

3 years

Oh yeah, I bought the HORI Split Pad Pros a few days ago! Even tho they only work in handheld mode, and lack rumble, gyro, and NFC, they're SUPER comfy for playing in handheld around the house

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Josiah

@Jiozak

6 years

@AndreTelevise @akfamilyhomeak Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker

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Josiah

@Jiozak

6 years

@akfamilyhomeak Who's that Pokemon? ITSPIKACHU It's Clefairy! FUUUUUUUU

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