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@thehill Unfortunately the Metaphor Department is furloughed.

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@JMPSimor @ColinBrowning14 He voted to treat foreigners like this, not for foreigners to do it to him. Who knew?

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@joncoopertweets What the hell is wrong with the other 46?

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@UrbanAchievr @BillKristol The truth is even scarier. They are in fact flying carpets used to get over the wall.

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@StephenAtHome Your moment of Zen....

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@ElectionMapsUK The Electoral Calculus one is much funnier

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@thehill If my first wife and one of my sons were dead and my other son were a junkie I'd probably go with a different line.

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@joshua_pieters @archiemanners What an amateur. His brother got twice that from Iran.

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@mscots41 Michelle asked for an explanation hours ago. Can't believe no one's given her one yet.

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@YoungLabourUK I'll consider it. What would you like us to teach him?

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@AndyKindler Why not just publish your own research instead?

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@BillKristol Terms and conditions apply.

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@ChrisDSmyth @AlanFresco4 @paulwaugh No problem. You can have your kids' party provided you give them an animal to kill.

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@AdinaValean Ryanair apologises for the delay to our flight, which was caused by one of our passengers needing to be murdered by the local dictator. As soon as his bags have been taken off...

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@Baddiel I see what you did there.

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@jeremycorbyn "those responsible" Obviously that's a real headscratcher isn't it?

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@jeremycorbyn All Forms Of Racism: The All Lives Matter of the alt.left.

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@BritainElects Wants to spend more time with his money.

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@Peston @mi6rogue "Low income groups will be disproportionately affected" That's not a worst case scenario, it's conservative policy.

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@ukiswitheu You didn't do geography at school did you?

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@ScooterCasterNY This needs to become a thing. It's the only way Middle America is going to consider gun control.

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@jeremycorbyn I suspect the Palestinian people at this stage would like you to stop embarrassing them.

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@mtracey @paulmasonnews What were you doing at an anti Putin demo? Were you lost?

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@treasonstickers Has he provided any details as to how he got home after this so called "assault"?

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@lewis_goodall Talent like that would be hard to replace.

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@jeremycorbyn @zarahsultana "Nobody should ever have "to get used to facing racism and abuse". " *Terms and Conditions Apply.

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@billybragg Is it because women just don't understand feminism like you do?

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@PaulBrandITV @itvnews In tomorrow's Daily Mail, Dan Hodge explains why this spells disaster for Keir Starmer.

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@emmbee1002 @davidfrum There are millions of victims.

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@ChineseEmbinUS They do all have the same rights. None.

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@wartranslated I still find it depressing that in all these videos there only concern is their own treatment, never about what they're being ordered to do to their victims.

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@jeremycorbyn Belarus is waging asymmetrical war against Poland. Guess which embassy Canifinish pickets.

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@sarahditum The kindest explanation is the app doesn't really exist but that anyone purchasing it instead receives an email saying simply: "It's over. Accept it. Move on."

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@CV_Dalcher @guinness_emma @Independent Emma is a Trans Journalist: i.e. not really a journalist but very offended if you point this out.

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@johnpaul_newman This war could devastate her bank account. Thoughts and prayers.

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@AyoCaesar We'll definitely remember how you couldn't even condemn Putin without throwing in a gratuitous pop at Israel.

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@carolecadwalla @netflix I didn't know about the doc, but I'll watch it now. Nice of Mr. Banks to draw it to my attention.

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@RowMids @RedRosa91940184 Say you've never read 1984 without saying you've never read 1984.

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@charliekirk11 Charlie is having trouble maintaining an insurrection.

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@electpoliticsuk @badsciencemonk These are the results of the 2022 Ukrainian Independence Referendum in Donetsk and Luhansk: Donetsk: YES: 4% NO: 127% Turnout of everybody Luhansk: YES: -4% NO: Trust us, it's big Turnout of window if you don't vote. Results will be announced formally after voting next month.

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@lmharpin ‘Claudia is a person who is very committed to ensuring justice is done’. Then today will have been a real treat for her.

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@Ogra_SF "Ireland will not tolerate fascist thugs." Huge if true

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@Max_Ben_Levy @DPJHodges Much as I'm enjoying this surely it's time for an intervention? The boy's not right.

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@PolhomeEditor But was so modest about his role that to this day not one of the participants even knows he was involved.

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@jeremycorbyn He's standing in front of a banner describing him as Leader of the Labour Party. Has nobody told him yet?

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@MitchBenn I think what I like most about Corbynites is their innate sense of fun.

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@JordanSchachtel Seems like a flawless plan. Amazed it's never been tried before.

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@PreetBharara President Trump couldn't spell PDB

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@MetOpera The Coronovirus season presumably will include La Boheme and La Traviata

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@ronanburtenshaw @lloyd_rm Unless the context was that this para was immediately preceded by the words "only an absolute c*nt would say..." not sure how this helps.

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@Tony_Diver Later we'll hear from John Curtice on the size of the swing.

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@LauraPidcock The fact that you find MPs doing their jobs "jarring" may help to explain why you're no longer one of them.

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@davidfrum I think it's the idea of immigration controls applying to white people which is confusing them.

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@MarinaHyde Daniel is a reminder that not all immigrants make a positive contribution.

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@NealOKelly @Mike_Gunnz @Markandproud1 So basically you called an abuse victim a nonce because he was rude about Fucko the Clown, collapsed like a cheap deckchair when you realised it might cost you your house and now you're trying to play the hard man? You're on a roll here.

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@davidfrum Yes but it's now been officially denied by Russia. So that seems pretty solid now.

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@MrHarryCole Absurd, everyone knows it's Jacob Rees Mogg and Julia Hartley Brewer who rage against the elite.

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@HichamYezza Omitted no doubt for reasons of space 1992: 10,087 1987: 7,035 1983: 4,306 1979: 6,040 etc. In fact 1997 was far and away the party's best ever result there (as indeed pretty much everywhere) but it suits the Ba'athist wing to pretend these results just fell into his lap.

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@BBQBullCity @davidfrum This may sound like a stupid question but what jurisdiction does a prison guard have over the public?

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@secrettory12 Now I'm hearing there was a band

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@JMPSimor If protesters continue cynically to obey the law the government will not hesitate to change it.

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@brianmoore666 Worth pointing out that whereas in most sports getting this wrong can spoil the game, getting it wrong in rugby means people will get hurt.

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@RudyGiuliani @realDonaldTrump Don't take this lying down

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@Zokko18 @jeremycorbyn Fear not. I feel confident there are some exciting new opportunities in the pipeline to give Jeremy your money.

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@ProudResister @AdamSchiff 3 points 1. Impeachment hearings will move the needle 2. If you don't hold hearings people who don't pay attention will assume there's nothing in it. 3. Even if it's unpopular, rule of law is foundational.

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@ThatTimWalker I think the photo gives us a clue as to who caused the dinner to overrun.

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@TheRedRoar Of course if he had paid attention in school he'd know the monster wasn't called Frankenstein.

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@NileGardiner "Lady Thatcher viewed John Major as a weak-kneed disaster," She made him Foreign Sec and then Chancellor. You, on the other hand, she got in to do a bit of filing after she went doolally.

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@AaronBastani That's your coverage of the demo is it?

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@the1988miracle @RachelRileyRR Please take this as constructive criticism: 1. Telling British Jews they are accountable for the treatment of Palestinians is racist; 2. When you write this stuff, people can see it.

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@business That sounds more like a drink for people who live in the park.

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@LeoKearse @AyoCaesar As a result of today's decision, that would be Laurence.

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@lmharpin And why is Jeremy harassing a sick woman like this?

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@DAaronovitch @OwenJones84 To be fair I think the likelihood of my thinking any less of Owen at this stage is pretty remote.

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@HeatherWhaley True. You have t seriously question whether or not men are temperamentally suited to such roles.

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@jeremycorbyn

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@ayeshahazarika Let's face it, you have to laugh at the fact that this tweet comes from Patient Zero. That's some brass neck there.

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@MartinDaubney And another thing, where does the sun go at night?

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@FullFrontalSamB 8% is Passing Grade for Legacies.

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@lukemcgee You're not wrong. Ed Miliband is kicking the living shit out of him.

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@francska1 Authorities believe the suspects were planning a revival of The Producers.

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@michaeljswalker @nice_cuppa @JSRafaelism "it’s terrible to watch. But" And there it is.

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@brianmoore666 Steady on there. Some of us saw you play you know.

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@james_a_89 @Independent Yes, nothing screams communism like freedom of contract.

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@christiancalgie Maybe he's catching up on all the constituency work that's piled up in his absence? Just kidding.

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@MyArrse "her assistant Jeremy Corbyn" Fan fiction's getting wilder.

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@suzanne_moore Will you have room? You just had poor Owen for breakfast after all.

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@JessicaLBarnard It's very simple. You want to carry on shitposting about the Labour Party you can't expect the Party to provide the facilities. You and the rest of the Putin stans are welcome to leave.

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@tolkiencrosswo1 @mtracey He's on substack. That is literally pretending to be a journalist. What more do you want from him?

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@BorderIrish Nicola called.

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@RealPepeEscobar Intel source claims to have identified the man organising the protests.

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@YoungLabourUK Labour founded NATO. You're in the wrong party.

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@thehill A truly great actor. Listening to this you believe he really is a crazy person. Goosebumps.

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@FromSteveHowell What international law do you believe is breached by shooting down a drone?

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@PolhomeEditor LibDems having a marvellous conference and it's not even theirs.

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@martinshepherd5 @GeorgeMonbiot Of course with Bennites in charge you can guarantee the same battles again and again and no victory of any description.

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@HarrietEJohnson Only in England would progress involve better access to 18th century clothing.

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@RobSchneider You make a strong case, but I'm not making up my mind until I've heard what Victoria Jackson has to say.

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@davidfrum It's like an arsonist complaining that his neighbor taking out fire insurance is a hostile act.

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