Tried to save the world from stupidity. I failed. Belief in stupid sh!t is worse than ever.
Associate Fellow of the Dept for Educating Real Plonkers (DERP).
The EU was never properly explained to the Brtish public; just used as a scapegoat for anything and everything by the UK Govt and the tabloids. This is Conservative MEP
@RichardAshMEP
speaking in Strasbourg today.
@DKShrewsbury
HI Daniel. I zoomed in on your photo, and couldn't see clearly - but - at this time of year, almost certainly, those lemons are imported from South Africa. They come in on a 0% tariff under the entry price system.
Here's some from Aldi.
Richard Tice debunks his own argument for leaving the EU. The goods shown coming from Mexico, Peru, Guatamala, Egypt and Kenya are all imported into the UK on 0% tariffs due to EU free trade agreements that he says we must leave the EU to make.
Essential viewing that shows Project Fear is just Proper Farce! We import food easily from all over the world so let’s buy more from elsewhere & less from the grumpy EU if they don’t want to play ball. Let’s Go WTO and save £39 billion
This is just utter gibberish from Ester McVey.
Jesus H. Christ. No deal means nothing to implement during the transition, therefore, no implementation period.
We're governed by morons.
From Inside the American Embassy; Channel 4. Filmed roughly Nov '17-Jan '18
US Embassy staff discussing Brexit. They know Brexit is a disaster and that the British Govt are not telling the public that 52% voted for something that's likely to be "very very bad".
#BrexitReality
Lord Ian Botham on
#R4Today
(who’s was appointed trade envoy to Australia by Boris Johnson in 2021) says the UK/Australia trade deal has been a success, when queried about George Eustace’s comments.
It’s not in force yet.
@DKShrewsbury
And here's some lemons and limes from Sainsbury's. Again the lemons are coming in on a 0% tariff because we have an FTA with South Africa. The limes are from Mexico. They also come in on a 0% tariff, because we have an FTA with Mexico.
In the European Parliament, this morning LibDem Martin Horwood (
@MartinChelt
) reminds the Parliament that Brexit Party members (who try to shout him down like naughty schoolchildren at the back of the room) do not represent the views of everyone in the UK.
On
@Channel4News
in an interview with
@GaryGibbonBlog
, Boris Johnson claimed that once out of the EU we can ban the sale of shark fin soup.
Shark finning was banned in the EU some years ago, but the trade in shark fins cannot be banned, due to WTO rules, not because of the EU.
@acailler
But since you are being so insistent, here you go… I have obscured the name of the place for obvious reasons. This is from my Apple Pay.
Feel free to apologise for calling me a liar.
Reminder: In 2017 having seen him “up close and personal”, Michael Gove thought Boris Johnson was unfit to be Prime Minister; he could not rise to the occasion nor make the necessary tough discussions required of leadership at critical moments.
This is a lie. The police in London do not have any water cannon. The ones Boris Johnson bought cost the tax-payer over £300,000 and were sold for scrap. Not only that but as Home Secretary Theresa May banned their use in England and Wales.
#LeaveMeansLies
“What you're doing…is mounting a rigorous left-wing case for a particular political point of view.”
Michael Gove responds to
@C4Ciaran
asking him whether the Conservatives will build six or 40 new hospitals.
I'm going to start a petition to launch a public inquiry to find out what was put in the water sometime around 2015 to make half the country go fucking mental.
“One quick way of me assessing people is whether I would trust them with a platoon of 36 soldiers if they had to do an attack”
Tory MP and ex-Army officer Bob Stewart on why he’s backing Boris Johnson as Prime Minister
#VictoriaLIVE
@DKShrewsbury
These Sainsbury oranges, also from South Africa, also on a 0% tariff because of the FTA with South Africa and the other SADC countries (o Botswana, Lesotho, Mozambique, Namibia, and Swaziland[Eswatini]).
You couldn't make this up. We have to get a Dutch firm in to dredge the port of Ramsgate for a ferry firm that doesn't have any ferries in case of a "no deal" that nobody wants.
Ramsgate port approach now being dredged (NB by a Dutch dredger) in preparation for the potential taxpayer-funded ferry service to Ostend as a part alternative to anticipated No Deal Brexit blockages on the main Dover-Calais / Channel Tunnel routes
@DKShrewsbury
See these kiwi fruit? They come from Chile and these also come in on a 0% tariff. You know why? Yep, you guessed it. we have an FTA with Chile.
@DKShrewsbury
Some of the other oranges there, in Sainsbury's, are from Egypt. We have an FTA with Egypt, so guess what? These oranges come in on a 0% tariff.
How is Johnson still PM?
Only a few years ago it would have been inconceivable that a man with his scandalous lifestyle and reputation, exposed to public scrutiny would have been able to remain in high office.
@DKShrewsbury
These blueberries here. They're from Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe is part of the ESA group of African countries. So under the ESA FTA they enter the UK on a 0% tariff too.
Curiously there's no specific tariff entry for blueberries it is under "Fruit of the genus Vaccinium - Other".
Unless and until possession one or more forms of ID is both a legal requirement and provided free of charge this is a restriction of the franchise and a tax on voting.
Around one in six British adults don't have a passport. Around one in four don't have a driving license (and for some ethnic groups that number rises to nearly one in two). Requiring photographic ID at polling stations will have consequences.
I've just realised The Sun think hl mean half-litre.
Hahahaha!
No. It means hectolitre. That's 200 times as much, so the tariff is 200 times less, but it's the same, just in GBP not Euros.
Here's The Sun. ".. tariff on a typical bottle of white wine, for example, will fall from the EU rate of £11.45 per half/litre to £10"
WTF. Where have those numbers come from?
Let's look at the ACTUAL new tariff. There is NO CHANGE!
now expressed in GBP
For 20+ years I’ve been a bit of a debunker of nonsense, at one time heavily involved in the Skeptic movement hosting Skeptics in the Pub events, but I had to look up what QAnon was.
Jesus H. Christ - how the fuck did we get to this place?
There'll be no cheaper food
There'll be no global Britain
There'll be no Brexit benefits
There will be pain and chaos and more chaos and a loss of power and humiliation and anger and a deep sense of betrayal and at some point a realisation that it was the wrong thing t do.
What did Johnson say about Erasmus in January?
"The hon. Gentleman is talking through the back of his neck. There is no threat to the Erasmus scheme, and we will continue to participate in it. UK students will continue to be able to enjoy the benefits of exchanges ..."
Do you think Jacob Rees Mogg loves happy British fish so much that he’d be glad if someone dumped 10 tonnes rotting langoustines on the doorstep of his country pile in Somerset?
Who are you looking at?
Will Self and Mark Francois face off on
#politicslive
Basic logic.
All/most racists voted Brexit *does not imply* all/most Brexit voters are racists.
I've decided to send my own letter to Members of Parliament, in response to Mr Martin's claims. Unlike Mr Martin, I have tried to reference all of the salient points I make with suitable links.
So here is my letter in PDF format:
Dear David Davies.
I wrote a letter to you in December that explained that virtually all African countries are on zero tariffs for virtually all goods. A shame you didn't read it.
If
@DavidLammy
wants to end celeb photo opps in Africa he should stop trying to thwart Brexit & use it as the chance to slash tariffs on African imports.
@DKShrewsbury
Almost everything, if not everything, behind you in the fruit & veg section of TESCO comes in on a 0% tariff because of FTAs and Preference deals, or because it's 0% anyway, or it's sourced from the EU. In fact, this is true of most of our food imports.
So let's just go up to these two ladies, they look harmless. So
@SkyNews
here in Parlament Square with LeaveMeansLeave protestors. What do you think Mrs? Oh, Russian eh, I thought you said you came from Bath. What about you? Oh, you sound like you might be Russain too. "No deal"
I've just had it confirmed that a shipment of bananas expected to arrive from Ghana tomorrow will again, as last week, face a tariff of £95/tonne. No waiver pending the signing of a UK-Ghana FTA rolling over the existing EU one.
@NadineDorries
Nadine, I think it's very important that politicians with large twitter followings impart accurate information and do not mislead their followers.. So lets examine you what you said:
So let's look at the tariff for ROASTED coffee imported from poor countries.
Couldn’t agree more. I’m not a sore loser. It’s the con that gets me! The drip drip of decades anti EU propaganda. The bullshit arguments about non-existent EU laws. The total emptiness of promised benefits of Brexit. The deceit of establishment Brexiters calling Remainers elites
Remainers aren't angry because they lost. Remainers are angry because they, and the country, got conned. That anger isn't going away. And if your genuine concern is trust in democracy - rather than expedient arguments for the outcome you want - you need to take it seriously.
Two and a half years ago someone suggested to me that Brexit could see the Tories split. I laughed it off saying - one thing the Tories know how to do is maintain coherence - despite internal divisions. I'm now convinced I was completely wrong. Brexit will destroy the Tory party.
1/5
I couldn’t attend the climate change hustings in
#Lewes
last night, but I’ve heard a report of what happened.
Get this:
The incumbent Tory,
@mariacaulfield
didn’t attend claiming she was ‘busy’ and sent a surrogate in the form of a local Tory councillor at the last minute.
@ejwwest
How much would it cost Honda to move their plant?
If their business model is so fragile that a 2 min delay of parts will cause their factory to close, I suggest they build or rent a warehouse. Which by the way most other companies have done.
Sarah, I didn’t see any instruments of execution on this march, unlike a Leave march from last year where someone brought their own gallows. Not even joking. See next tweet.
@Peston
There are no leavers there because they would be lynched. These people are so convinced of their righteousness they cannot see anyone who disagrees with them as anything other than a monster. The rhetoric against people who voted to Leave characterises them as sub-human.
The idea that UK dairy farmers would welcome a trade deal with New Zealand as an opportunity to sell into their market is frankly absurd
NZ has a vast dairy surplus exporting around 90% of production with a 25% share of world cheese export market and 40% of export butter market.
This is why trade deals with the US, Japan, Australia & New Zealand are so important to dairy farmers and producers in
#Cornwall
.
Trade = local growth = jobs
#backBritishfarming
If people collectively decided to leave a building, most people would interpret that as leave by the door on the ground floor, not by the window on the 5th floor.
Leave does not mean Leave.
@afneil
For crying out loud. That's what leaving the EU means. Leaving EU projects. And it was the UK that wanted to exclude 3rd countries in the first place.
@drdavidbull
Whose idea was that? And what inspired them?
Here, Nazi Party deputies turn their backs on the speaker in the Berlin Reichstag, 1926. Joseph Goebbels can be seen writing on the bench of the person sitting behind him.
@TiceRichard
You are literally showing us why WTO only will be a disaster. Food from Mexico, Egypt, Guatemala, Peru, Kenya all come into the UK through EU trade deals.
A few clips from the Brexit debate in the House of Commons on 15 June 2016.
Have they stood the test of time?
First Nick Clegg, ex-trade negotiator, on the potential difficulties of negotiating better free-trade agreements, should we leave.
One of the few times I've seen a Brexiter corrected on this issue. From 10 December.
@AdamBoulton
corrects Martin Howe QC from
@lawyers4britain
on his claim that most of our trade is done on WTO terms. He gets pissy. Note his final "yes it is, it's true!"
1/9
In the House of Commons today Michael Gove was talking about some 0% duties replacing current duties in a no-deal Brexit
He said (among other things which I'll deal with elsewhere) that there will be a 7% reduction in the cost of wine from Argentina.
Let's check, shall we?
As polls close for the Labour leadership election, I want to say a huge thank you to everyone who has taken part in this campaign.
I honestly believe that we have come out of the other end of this contest as a better party: more united and ready to build another future.
@piersmorgan
Piers. Time came out of the Big Bang. Asking what was before the Big Bang is like asking what's North of the Nth Pole.
Nothing means the absence of anything. No human has ever experienced absolute nothing, so we can say nothing about it. Why should nothing be the natural state?
I just caught 5 minutes of
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
on
@LBC
. He said the Govt leaflet from 2016 made it 'perfectly clear' that we would be leaving the SM and the CU.
But there's not one mention of the CU in it. And two SM options were shown. No WTO rules option.
@DKShrewsbury
See these papayas? They come from Jamaica. The EU has an EPA with Jamaica. In fact, it has an EPAs with most of the Carribean. Most of the Commonwealth.
Anyway - they come in on a 0% tariff wherever they're from.
Disgraceful lie. Though a price decrease is welcome, Wetherspoons’ reduction in the price of beer is deceiving the public. Leaving the CU makes no difference.
🍻 🍻 The current level of customs duty on beer imports from everywhere in the world is ZERO. 🍻 🍻 Spirits likewise 🥃
@DKShrewsbury
See these mangoes? They're from Peru. There's no tariff on mangoes, so it's imported on 0%, but if there was a tariff it wouldn't apply to these mangoes because we have an FTA with Peru.
On the
@BBCNews
channel,
@DKShrewsbury
repeats the false claim that the EU insists that all member states outside the Eurozone adopt the Euro by 2020.
@BBCSimonMcCoy
doesn't bother to challenge or correct him.
This
@UKIP
"literature" is being distributed in Sussex.
"WE WOULD CLASSIFY ANYONE PREPARED TO VOTE FOR THIS AGREEMENT AS A NATIONAL TRAITOR, OR STATE ENEMY - WE'RE WATCHING YOU"
😱
I just had a call from a guy with an Indian accent telling me he was calling from BT Openreach about my Internet. I asked him what my phone number was. There was a pause, then he said something I didn't quite catch but the last word was "motherfucker" and he hung up.
Just finished cleaning up the kitchen and best I can. Glass everywhere. The brick hit my Google Home Hub and damaged the screen. I called 999 within seconds. But they can do nothing. Whoever did it was gone before I got to the door. Wife and myself stoic, but my son is very upset