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Jim Deshaies

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5 years

Dear Joe, Thanks for the honesty, the insight and 5 years of GREAT conversation. You will be missed. Oh and thanks for the World Series ring too!

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Jim Deshaies

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8 years

So cool-they colored the lake and the sky blue for the Cubs

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Jim Deshaies

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4 years

If Yu had thrown a no- hitter tonight I wonder how many people would have claimed to have been there

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Jim Deshaies

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6 years

You couldn’t hear me but I called it.

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Jim Deshaies

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4 years

How about Alec Mills! Congratulations Sir Alec- and remember announcers can’t jinx no- no’s. Only Wizards and Elves can.

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Jim Deshaies

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3 years

@Cubs People keep saying Craig should have just stepped on first- failing to realize that Javy would have made the base disappear

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Jim Deshaies

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3 years

Thanks Fellas-And best of luck!!

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Jim Deshaies

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3 years

Last day of school- it has been a joy saddling up next to @BoogSciambi to bring you @Cubs baseball! Thanks for letting us into your homes for another season. Hope we were good company.

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Jim Deshaies

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4 years

@LenKasper was a big part of me coming to Chicago. I cherish our time in the booth and am happy you get to scratch that radio itch. Good Luck my friend!

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Jim Deshaies

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6 years

Best of luck to Tommy La Stella. Quality hitter- quality human. Once saw him pull up a slab of sidewalk and spend 40 minutes talking with a homeless guy in KC.

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

5 years

Developing a new line of “Pandemic Wear” it’s called Don’t Care Wear

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Jim Deshaies

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7 years

Today would be a good day to “work” from home. Or perhaps take a 2 hour 58 minute lunch

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Jim Deshaies

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3 years

My 89 year old Dad rockin’his Cub gear- and yes there is a C on the back of those shoes. And yes I share his fashion sense

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

5 years

Since 2016 Kyle Hendricks leads all of MLB in FI (frustration induced). You can look it up.

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Jim Deshaies

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3 years

Congratulations to Jon Lester on his retirement-Amazing run Big Fella!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

6 years

New rule: if you get a base runner to third you get to put one of your “captured” players back in the game. I choose Rizzo.

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Jim Deshaies

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5 years

I’ll admit it- Completely Star Struck

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Jim Deshaies

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6 years

Can’t wait until pitchers and catchers report

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

7 years

There Yu go Cub Fans!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

7 years

Masterfully done by the professor. Once again the tortoise beats the hare.

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Jim Deshaies

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6 years

Say no to NL DH!

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Jim Deshaies

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3 years

Just heard from your boss-take the afternoon off!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

5 years

And good luck to whoever is next up- you’ve got a tough act to follow

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

My daughter fashioned me a Schitts Creek themed cake

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Jim Deshaies

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2 months

Big day for the Swansons- Mallory goes for Olympic Gold and Dansby is one hit away from 1000. #USWNT #Cubs

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Jim Deshaies

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3 years

Pretty sure Javy is in the dugout casting a Confundus Charm on the Reds infield

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Jim Deshaies

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6 years

How about that rainbow for Aretha!

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Jim Deshaies

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3 years

To the extent that I contributed to the demise of pitchers batting- I offer a heartfelt apology.

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Jim Deshaies

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8 years

Watching Pedro Baez pitch reminds me of waiting for my dial up modem to connect #prodigy

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

Career First on #12

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Jim Deshaies

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6 years

When at the gym it is good practice to wipe down the machine when you are done. I also like to set the pin a few plates lower to fool the next user into thinking I am strong.

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

6 years

Pitchers and catchers do what!

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Jim Deshaies

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2 years

Tested positive for Covid - double vaxed and double boosted- so symptoms are mild. Unfortunately will be out of action for a few days.

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Jim Deshaies

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8 years

Can't overstate the impact David Ross had on that game. I've got this covered- you just pitch big Jon

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Jim Deshaies

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7 years

Find it amusing that the outfield umpires were part of that conference

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Jim Deshaies

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5 years

How bout that- St. Lou turns water blue to welcome Cubs!!

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Jim Deshaies

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7 years

Well done Astros! Congratulations H-Town!!!

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Jim Deshaies

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4 years

That’s Shannon - a big Cub fan and fine injector of vaccine!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

3 years

What was more impressive- Javy’s Swing - Tepera’s inning - or Willson taking 98 to the wrist and staying in the game?

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

2 years

I retired 6 years before Albert Pujols debut and yet I’m convinced he took me deep

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

Figured it was time to make a bucket list: 1) make hole in one 2) try one of those Popeye’s sandwiches 3) lean back in chair- huffy breath and demand “can I have the room” 4) win the lottery 5) forcefully pound walking stick on the floor and proclaim “Good day sir” walk out

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

7 years

So clearly, the secret is to go hitless for 6 innings or so

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

8 years

I'm not sure that isn't a birthmark on Javy's neck

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

5 years

If fielder had clear lane to make throw then burden should be on fielder to make an accurate throw. So let it be written- so let it be done.

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

I wonder if Tommy Lasorda is polishing up his resume

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

@WatchMarquee @Cubs @BoogSciambi Great hire! Welcome aboard Boog! You’re going to love it here.

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

7 years

Fly the W!!!! USA Curling

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

6 years

@LenKasper Seems to me that hitting the upright should be worth way more than simply hitting that big void between the uprights

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

5 years

I’m suddenly craving a bratwurst with secret stadium sauce

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

5 years

Happy Festivus!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

2 years

Let’s Go!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

8 years

JFK: invade or not invade. Me: light or dark roast?

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

7 years

Congratulations Astros!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

Look who’s saddling up on Marquee this afternoon! Fired up- join us at 2 central

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

1 year

Well done Astros

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Jim Deshaies

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5 years

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

8 years

If Lindor gets picked off everybody has to give back their taco!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

2 years

Still here- now watching the game

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

2 years

Not only did he have a chaaaaance- he knocked it out of the park. Get out the tape measure for the Great Pat Hughes!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

3 months

Loving this broadcast today-Elise nailed the Quees to the game!!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

3 years

Enjoying a little R&R on the mighty St. Lawrence. Back in the saddle Monday!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

6 years

How about a T Gore walk off

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Jim Deshaies

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4 years

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

6 years

Sometimes when I’m feeling really rebellious I’ll put my R sock on my left foot and my L sock on my right

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

6 years

Happy Thanksgiving one and all!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

7 years

Easy peasy lemon squeezy

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

Does anyone else take weird pleasure in the one piece peel?

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Jim Deshaies

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7 years

Expected to win doesn't mean it's easy to win. Congratulations 2017 Cubs!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

Ready to roll for @Cubs opening day on ⁦ @WatchMarquee ⁩

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

7 years

Okay Cub fans- time to move to a different seat

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

7 years

Happy Birthday Partner!

Crawly's Cubs Kingdom

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7 years

Happy Birthday to the Best Damn Play by Play Man in Baseball, the #Cubs very own @LenKasper ! Hope it’s a great one! @cubs

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Jim Deshaies

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8 months

I forgot to Wordle yesterday- I bet that never happens to Cal Ripken

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

7 years

How do you call that from 100 feet away?

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

5 years

Pirates put Newman on the IL and call up Kramer. Giddy-up!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

8 years

Of course Mike Montgomery's first save at any level comes in game 7 of the World Series

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

6 years

Do you think they’ll do the dollar dance at the reception?

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Jim Deshaies

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5 years

Just a guess- but I’m thinking David Bell and Clint Hurdle will not be side by side for the annual managers photo at the winter meetings

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

2 years

Rate this from 1-10 on the Dorkiness scale

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

Isn’t it weird that whenever somebody shouts “turn on the news” in a movie - the news is always on. They never have to change the channel. You’d think someone might have been watching the bake-off or something

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

Nice to see humans milling about!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

2 years

Hey look! It’s Boog- come get his autograph- now!!!

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

6 years

If Brewers reach/ win World Series does Eric Kratz get A gig on Dancing With the Stars?

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

2 years

Here’s a good one. Flight is delayed due to a pothole in the runway

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

2 thru 8 in the Brewers lineup combined to hit 3 balls out of the infield off Kyle Hendricks last night. 0 for 23/ 9 K’s

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

6 years

Wind is blowing out at the UC tonight

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

2 years

If you’re eating alone and the server says “And what are WE having?” Is it rude to answer with “ I don’t know about you but…..

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

7 years

Okay everybody enjoy the post game spread. See you tomorrow

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

4 years

Here’s the plan. Move rubber back six inches. Outfield walls 20 feet tall. Hitters get more time- pitchers give up fewer Home Runs. Fans get triples and crazy bounces off the wall.

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

8 years

Take that Pete

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

8 years

Fine print in new CBA-all personnel including broadcasters can only use "grind out" once per day

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

7 years

Well done Cub fans well done

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

8 years

My daughter thinks Larry King looks like Ruth Bader Ginsberg

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Jim Deshaies

@JimDeshaies

6 years

How about inter league play every 3-4 years. Intervening seasons more games against other divisions within same league. I’m up for more Giants, Dodgers Mets ...... Discuss

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Jim Deshaies

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4 years

My favorite Moiras