As a lawyer in this country who's into litigation, corporate practice, probate practice, property law and everything a legal practitioner is allowed to do, it's unfortunate that I can't advertise my services because it's against ethics of the profession as stipulated by the RPC.
Na since last season I don get you for mind. Tomorrow is not far again you don't worry. You go dey beg me make I stop I no go hear e go be like initiation. First to do no dey pain.
We need to talk about Money Heist. The Spanish-language show on Netflix - known as La Casa de Papel (house of paper) in its native tongue - is one of the best shows on Netflix that too many people arenβt watching, despite being the streaming serviceβs most watched non-English lan
Johnny wasnβt much a smart student but he was one of those that will always scale through at the end of the day
Teacher asked Johnny, whatβs the difference between being HUNGRY and being HORNY ?
Johnny replied the teacher;
βItβs wherever you stick the cucumberβ
While we are sleeping or asleep theyβre murdering people in a part of PH called Oyigbo.. pls spread awareness .. thereβs a massacre going on rn
#OyigboIsBleeding
So A firm that employs only first class graduates, now wants 2.1, 2.2 and 3rd class holders to vote for them and their partners.... π€£π€£ this life no dey equilibrium atall
I really got mad at this guy in the movie .. I love the part where Oslo was going to whack him in the head and he has to spill his guts ranting about .. do they really think They wonβt try to escape .. and if I was in the movie I wouldβve shot him in his kneecap as deterrence
One time in uni, me and two of my niggies smoked 8 bowls.completely stoned and my guys were drunk as well during this house party.I blinked and the whole party disappeared before my eyes.i looked at my friends and one of em said. I swear there was a party here like a second ago
If Pinocchio says βMy Nose Will Grow Nowβ, it would cause a paradox.
This is known as Pinocchioβs Paradox.
If you think about it, Pinocchioβs nose would have to grow to make his statement not a lie, but then it canβt grow otherwise the statement would not be a lie.
LAWYERS PROTEST FOR POLICE REFORM
DATE: TUESDAY, 13th OCTOBER, 2020.
MEETING POINT - IKEJA UNDER BRIDGE
TIME: 10AM (NO AFRICAN TIME PLEASE)
DRESS CODE: CORPORATE (IT SHOULD BE SUITABLE FOR APPEARANCE BEFORE A MAGISTRATE COURT).
COME COME WITH YOUR FACE MASK.
#SARSMUSTEND
txs
One night youβre vibing with a girl, thinking that youβve found the 1. Sheβs the first to call you the next morning, only to tell you that she doesnβt like doing this atall but she really needs lke 15k urgently 4rm uπͺ
I know Iβm a client but at least try and nurse me small now.
As a serial killer my name would be βthe suspenseβ so my victims would be like βoh no, the suspense is killing meβ and we would both have a good laugh before I go right ahead and kill them.