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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

I move that the blue ticks be recoloured pink now that they’re Musk’s ticks. #TwitterTakeover

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

Career goal: being able to send my hat to events I don’t really want to go to.

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Jess Rudd

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4 years

Every woman I talk to is triggered, livid and determined. We are not the quiet Australians. We are loud and we are getting louder.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Dad just dropped us off at a restaurant in Noosa then went to find a park because it’s raining. Then I thought I saw some people pile into his car, told myself it wasn’t—must be a similar looking Uber.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

The idea that Anthony Albanese is untested or the new guy is laughable. He was sophomore parliamentian when my dad was a freshman.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

It wasn’t. It was Dad’s car. The lovely but tipsy crew had been at the restaurant since lunch and asked for a lift to Hastings St. Said they’d pay. He said he’d give them a lift. Took them half the ride to discover who their driver was. He’s here now.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

5 years

Is now the right time to share that when we moved into the Lodge in 2007, the sole remaining disc in the DVD player was The Great Global Warming Swindle? Happy New Year.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Can someone pls let me know if we still have a PM? Seems quietish. Asking for some 25 million compatriots. Ta in advance.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

😂 Uncle Greg’s having a crack at Dad through NewsCorp. It’s just like family lunch without the Vienetta.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Do we have an order confirmation and tracking number for our Pfizers or did we just add to cart?

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

So they’ve opted for Dutton dressed as lamb then.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

To the bloke who surreptitiously shoved an LNP HTV into my 10yo’s hand and said “take it home to daddy, there’s a good girl,” this is why I am voting Labor. Your mob does not respect women, and you can’t even fake it when you need to. #AusVotes2022

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

I want the Australian-Indian community to know you are loved, treasured and wanted here. You are woven into this community. And to any person who has family and loved ones in India: my heart beats with yours. Such a scary time for all of humanity. We will pull through together.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

A friendly reminder that a majority of Australian voters are women. #WomenVote

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

“Thank you for reminding me that I really have nothing to lose. On that note, brace yourselves…” @TamePunk

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

That I’m scared my dad is taking on News Corporation is precisely why News Corporation must be taken on.

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@nytimes

4 years

“I think at great news organizations, the mission really should be to introduce fact to disperse doubt — not to sow doubt, to obscure fact, if you will,” James Murdoch tells Maureen Dowd about his decision to leave News Corp.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Maybe he thought it was the Notional Women’s Safety Summit.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

Call me old fashioned, but you can’t deny allegations you refuse to read, answer questions from journalists for 20 minutes, decry the trial by media you’ve chosen and pooh-pooh an independent inquiry in defence of the rule of law.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Good grief. What on earth is happening in NSW? Was this mapped out on a coaster at the members bar?

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

To suspend an investigation into a workplace rape and blame it on the AFP, who dispute that they required the suspension in the first place, looks bad because it is bad. It’s really, really bad.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

The rest of us owe a great debt of gratitude to Victoria and Victorians for the way in which they have managed to contain this hideous virus in our country. We are the envy of the world. Solidarity. X

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

I’ve seen many a great speech. I was present for the Apology that made the hairs on my spine quiver. Brittany Higgins spoke with her soul today. She was powerful, vivid, sharp and brilliant. Alive with empathy and courage. What a marvel. And what a privilege it was to witness.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

Not a particularly flash day for the PM.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Hey, quick question: before we went with the let-it-rip strategy, did we have a little think about the burden that would place on pathology/healthcare? And if so, why can’t the system cope?

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

He knows we vote, right? #WomensSafetySummit #keynote

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Spend your sixty minutes on something else.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

I will follow these civil rights leaders wherever they take us. @BrittHiggins_ @TamePunk

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

Mum said there used to be a Cadbury chocolate block in which each individual square was filled with different flavouring. What is this sorcery and why doesn’t it still exist? 🍫

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Shandies in Ladies’ Lounge are on me.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

So letting it rip to help business seems to be going great guns.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

Apparently the rule of law is about declaring accused people innocent by taking them at their word. Things must have changed a fair bit since I did Introduction to Legal Theory.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Do they not want to know if we have Covid now? Have they just thrown in the towel? What on earth is going on with testing?

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

Liberal launch as a song title: Jenny and the Debts

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Every attempt to get a poll boost before ubering to Yarralumla seems to go off quicker than a sandwich in a school bag. Aukus was my favourite so far, but Novax is a close second. We aren’t distracted. We’re enduring the reality of this Government’s failures. Do your job.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

lol the Nats have one job: just be available when the PM’s away, so they leave us Prime Ministerless on a sitting day in a pandemic in order to reinstate a some oafish, gormless caricature in rouge, apparently expecting Australians have short memories. What a bunch of drongos.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Coates just pointed to his own use-by date on the world stage. What a dinosaur.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Bit of a misinterpretation. There was no sledging of l’Australie, but of un Australian particulier. Language is important.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

“Anyone who has symptoms gets a free test.” - PM. (Unless you can’t actually get one because there are no appointments or RATs, but sure.)

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

I’ve decided to wear a mask in Brisbane today because NSW has not, in my view, got this under control. Their delay is putting us all at risk. There’s some serious Hare v Tortoise arrogance going on. And yes, it is a race. Lock it down.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

I have the utmost respect for office furniture, especially spinny chairs, but I am really quite focused on the rapes of women as priority number one if that’s ok.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

1 year

Poignant historical artifact… #yes23

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Anyway, I’m just stoked I downloaded COVIDSafe.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Wouldn’t you wait a hot minute and see how the ICAC investigation plays out before swooping in to preselect someone for a federal seat? 😳

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Are we seriously about to have a reds under the bed election campaign? Buy a new playbook.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Would there be any interest in a running commentary of mum teaching dad to use an Apple Watch?

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

This aged terribly. Turns out they jumped into the trolley and Greg put them back on the frigging shelf. Not happy, Greg.

Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Do we have an order confirmation and tracking number for our Pfizers or did we just add to cart?

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

What exactly are Australians feeling afraid to speak about with regard to their faith and where/to whom is discrimination occurring?

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

UPSKIRTER DEMANDS PRIVACY

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

PJK is the guy you’d want to sit next to on a long flight. All you’d need is curiosity, focus and a cuppa. Imagine what you’d learn. What a mind.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

“Selfish, shitty choices.” Go Dan!

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Good grief, I just read the AFR. From this day forward, let it be known as Pruvilege.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

What the actual happened in parliament today?! Unbelievable.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Good morning. We need tough border restrictions in Queensland because the Federal Government failed to vaccinate and quarantine. Our approach is saving lives while the Feds are cramming. We don’t like being shut but the alternative is dire. Stay well and have a lovely week.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

Imagine you’re a serial sex pest in a position of power and you discover after all these years the most severe consequence you’ll face is some bad press and STILL enjoy the endorsement of a former prime minister. What’s the deterrent? And what does this say to the rest of them?

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

I’m just worried someone’s going to post a positive pregnancy test and we’re all going to go “I’m so sorry, that sucks, hang in there, it’ll be over soon.”

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Economies are people doing things. When people are dead, sick or trying to avoid getting sick, they can’t do things. This is why let it rip, without proper contingency planning, has been woeful economic management.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

1 year

I’ll be voting Yes for the country I love this weekend. Yes to healing. Yes to recognition. Yes to listening. Yes to proudly living alongside humanity’s oldest continuing culture. Yes to a future my children can be proud of. Just yes. #Yes23

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

So grateful for our leadership here in Qld. Dr Young and her team are fantastically thorough and I am so pleased the Government takes her advice and implements it in its entirety.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Dear Victoria, Without diminishing your plight, I have so admired your fortitude, time and time again. Thank you for being so consistently you: resilient, uncompromising and ethical. It’s not right that you have to be, but you are. Love always.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Porter resigned—from cabinet, not parliament—because the PM wouldn’t sack him. And not for the substance of the allegations that he faces, but for the failure to disclose the source of a fighting fund he is using to silence the allegations. Because priorities. Slow clap.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

I’m astonished that we have a sitting prime minister who is blatantly ignoring the national security big wigs because some focus group has said it might help him cling onto a handful of seats. For shame.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

I guess where I have a problem is: why have a government if they can’t govern because it’s all about “personal responsibility”? 😷

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Doing a late shift in a Covid ward tonight? Thank you. You’re amazing. We are in your debt.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Just quietly, SEQ is fine with the PM not holding a hose.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

This woman is our future.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

I feel like Four Seasons Total Landscaping would’ve been a better venue for that press conference.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

I’ve deleted some tweets about a recent arrival to these shores because she doesn’t deserve my attention—or yours.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

I know as many people with underlying health conditions as I do people without them: asthma, Chron’s, diabetes, Hashimoto’s, anxiety, depression, Coeliac disease, heart disease, MS, endometriosis, chronic pain, PCOS, arthritis, high blood pressure…the list goes on.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Update: What emerged yesterday on @abc730 is that NSW has been disproportionately prioritised in terms of newly acquired vaccines. I get that NSW is in the midst of a huge outbreak, but it’s pretty astounding given the amount of vitriol being directed at Qld.

Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Queenslanders, it’s pretty dire that we are sitting on just 32.28% fully vaccinated. I get that other states and territories are facing huge case numbers, but we can’t afford complacency. What can we do as individuals to lift this rate with the supply available? Genuine question.

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Jess Rudd

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Rape survivors are not able to be “neutralised or turned into net positives”, you boorish swines. This is the most degenerative piece of analysis you guys have published this year. A PB. Congratulations.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

5 years

Dad used to cancel stuff when he had to be at work. We all understood, just like the firies’ families do.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Can we stop calling Mr Porter the former AG and start calling him the current Minister for Industry, Science and Technology? Yes, the MIST.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

I for one am glad that so many of the heroes of hindsight were also the very vocal heroes of foresight.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Let’s play What @AnnastaciaMP Would Have Said If She Wasn’t Being The Consummate Diplomat.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

This Qld lockdown is a very solid reminder that our educators are frontline essential workers and Delta puts them and their families at risk. They need to be vaccinated. It’s the least we can do for them.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

I’m feeling a bit down this morning, think I might treat myself to flat white and a pre-poll. #ausvotes

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

5 years

So the nation knows you as “Scotty from marketing” and you decide an ad in the middle of a crisis is the way to counter that perception...

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

Pleased the PM has apologised for slander under parliamentary privilege. Now back to the original question asked of him: why is it one rule for his high flying mates and another for every other stranded Australian?

Office of Kevin Rudd, 26th PM of Australia

@MrKRudd

4 years

Morrison claimed in the parliament today that I have obtained exemptions to travel in and out of Australia, taking quarantine places from other Australians. That is an utter falsehood. I haven't left Queensland since March. Morrison has misled the parliament & he should apologise

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

I think at some point we have to ask ourselves why an oaf like Mr Joyce remains in the nation’s parliament, after everything, given the vast number of bright, values-driven, articulate people of vision outside it.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Just witnessed the loveliest thing. Local post office owner went through an elderly customer’s Foxtel and Telstra account for her and worked out she was being overcharged. Found a better package and set her up. ❤️

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

Just going to put this out there: I’m excited about some of the independents on offer this election. I think they bring diversity to our political landscape and I look forward to seeing how they shape policy outcomes for their electorates and others with whoever forms government.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Meanwhile, in NSW, accountability has become the latest victim of cancel culture.

NSW Covid-19 update: Berejiklian to stop daily press briefing despite record high 1542 cases – video

Despite recording a record high 1,542 new cases of Covid-19 across the state, NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian has announced she and her health minister, Brad Hazzard, will stop their daily Covid...

www.theguardian.com

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Kindness from the vax queue (hopefully a thread): - nurse went to the back of the queue to explain that she and her team would do her best to fit us in but it would be several hours - young couple with a baby were spirited to the front of the walk-in queue with popular support

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

The appearance of Pence as some kind of worthy conservative in the Certification Process maintaining order in a crisis—papering over his complicity—is about as sickening as it gets.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

7 months

Lady falls in airport. Very distressed. Hurry over. A woman rushes towards us. “I’m a nurse,” she says and begins to treat the patient. Man rushes over. Takes over. We all assume he’s a doctor. “Are you a doctor?” asks the patient. “No,” he’s says, and continues to dominate. 👀

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

I agree with @PatsKarvelas and Nikki Savva. Labor has to go hard or go home on climate policy. The climate debate in this country is much more mainstream than it was at the time of the last election because its impact is visible and action is urgent. #Insiders

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

2 years

Quick reminder that an actual human editor decided to publish an identifying photograph of the 18yo driver and sole survivor of that horrendous crash as he was wheeled toward the ambulance.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

6 months

Brittany Higgins has shown grace, humility, courage and leadership today. She has offered peace and requested space to heal after five battle-weary years. The wisest among us will honour that.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Hi Neil. I love my uncle. He’s hilarious and an excellent storyteller. But his “strong political instincts” have seen him used as a pawn in print and on Sky, all of which serve to prove Dad’s point about the muscle of Murdoch’s print media monopoly in this country.

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@3AWNeilMitchell

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@Jess_Rudd But is uncle Greg really wrong ? He makes a good point . And he has strong political instincts .

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Jess Rudd

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“Well, she could’ve done that for months.” PM on Qld Premier funding a quarantine facility at Wellcamp that the feds wouldn’t fund. Breaking: Irony died of Covid.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Happy 2022 to everyone working a nightshift at a hospital. You’re a selfless legend and we wouldn’t be here without you. 🎆

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Pretty audacious to claim the successful passage of Jenkins’ Respect @Work Report when a paltry 6 of the total 55 recommendations will be implemented.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

Dear America, let us know if you need a demo of how to replace a leader. Yours sincerely, Australia.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Sums up the approach to securing vaccines.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

5 years

I was living in London when Black Saturday hit. I woke up one morning to see footage of him on the verge of tears. I will cop whatever you want to throw at him. That’s politics. But he was then and is now a compassionate human being and leader.

Parnell Palme McGuinness

@parnellpalme

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Except her dad, Kevin Rudd, made everything worse by not getting enough sleep and perspective, and insisting on micro-managing everything - according to his own colleagues. In fact it was the widespread opinion of all who worked with him that he shld let go more often. #auspol

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

11 months

Allow me some frivolity: Jodie Haydon is a shimmering smokeshow in this ethereal goddess gown. 💥

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Eighteen months into this pandemic, Covid-19 is no longer novel and its latest iteration is now infecting children. It’s time to vaccinate educators. Pronto.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

Happy 39th anniversary, Mum and Dad. Xx @Therese_Rein @MrKRudd

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@Jess_Rudd

3 years

Introduced my children to French onion dip and now they think I’m a culinary genius. They didn’t feel this way when I made them individual chocolate soufflés with salted vanilla ice cream. Cool cool cool.

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Jess Rudd

@Jess_Rudd

4 years

In the morning I’m off to Canberra to #March4Justice .

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