Thank you
@DanAndShay
for giving me unrealistic expectations of men after listening to speechless and sobbing in my car cause of how perfect the lyrics are
If
@KelseaBallerini
does a secret session for patterns can this be my formal request for an invite? She’s my comfort human and I just love her so much.
Can we please take a second to appreciate how cute Tyler C’s dimples are tho. That boy could ruin my life if he wanted and I prob wouldn’t mind.
#theBachelorette
Melissa Barrera told me she loved me and remembered my name during our photo op. My scream queen and favorite human forever ❤️ never gonna forget this moment.
When Queen Megan Moroney writes out a tattoo for you so obv you immediately get it done and pray and hope to the emo cowgirl gods that you get offered a vip m&g ticket to the sold out August 17 MetLife show so you can show her IRL
@_megmoroney
@moroneyhq
💙🙏🏻
#meganmoroney
I wanna be Melissa Barrera when I grow up - but fr this woman is such an inspiration who we’re blessed to have as a part of the scream family and in the world ❤️
Sending prayers and happy vibes to kels, chase, Dibby, and Milo. Pets are family and I can’t imagine what they’re going through. Love u
@KelseaBallerini
❤️
Also Mikey Madison is even more beautiful in person which I didn’t even think was possible ❤️ sorry for all the scream content tonight I promise I’m done (for now)
When Queen Megan Moroney writes out a tattoo for you so obv you immediately get it done and pray and hope to the emo cowgirl gods that you get offered a vip m&g ticket to the sold out August 17 MetLife show so you can show her IRL
@_megmoroney
@moroneyhq
💙🙏🏻
#meganmoroney
@_megmoroney
@TeamMegMoroney
@_megmoroney
@moroneyhq
getting this tattoo Megan wrote out for me done next weekend. If the emo cowgirl gods can provide one more vip m&g Meg sold out pass for MetLife Aug 17 and I can show her IRL? 👀
No but like this fr cured all depression and made my year 💙- can we do a part 2 at MetLife august 17th and help a girlie out since m&g sold out 🙏🏻
@_megmoroney
@TeamMegMoroney
My dad was telling me I should spend money traveling and I told him I’m too broke for that and his response was “well if you gave up drinking for like 2 weekends then you’d have more than enough” well ok Russell I don’t have time for your negativity
Apparently while I was drunk last weekend I gave my neighbor’s 10 year old child boy advice. God bless this child for thinking I know anything about landing a man.
If
@KelseaBallerini
does a secret session for patterns can this be my formal request for an invite? She’s my comfort human and I just love her so much.
While waiting on my bag at the airport someone airdropped me a pic that was pitch black with just “clap twice if you got this” and obv I clapped and I’m just realizing why im prime serial killer bait now
When I was getting coffee this morning I noticed a man in the corner line up 3 shots of espresso, take them all, then mumble to himself “wish those were whiskey” and walk away. Anyway, I hope he has a good day.
I was stopped at a red light and was jamming out to “man I feel like a woman” and didn’t realize a cop was parked right next to me hysterically laughing the whole time. I’m gonna go back to bed now.
A few months ago I met Melissa Barrera at a horror con and I got the heart she wrote out in her autograph to me tattooed finally. She’s one of the kindest, genuine human beings and I’ll be a fan of hers until the end. Love this woman and the brightness she brings to the world🤍
this guy dmd me “you’re beautiful” on insta and my response was to send him the screenshotted exact same dm he sent to my friend. He blocked me and this behavior is why I’m single lollll
I’m on day 2 of being 23 and I already impulsively bought concert tickets, consumed an obscene amount of alcohol on a work night, and drowned myself in coffee to get myself through the morning so I guess you could say I’m thriving
My body can’t stop shaking after the 3 day bender I’ve been on for my bday weekend and my mother’s solution is to break out the champagne she has in the fridge
COLTON WHAT ARE YOU DOING FIRST
@demi_burnett
AND NOW YOURE DOING MY GIRL ALABAMA HANNAH DIRTY. Men are cancelled for the remainder of this program.
#TheBachelor
Last night my dad was drunk watching “the hunchback of Notre dame” and my mom noticed him tearing up and she was like “um...you good?” And he just looked her in the eyes, completely horrified, and goes “this is supposed to be a kids movie?!”
I’m still concerned over the fact a preteen boy who I have no affiliation with bullied me about my insta comment claiming Aaron Judge as my future husband
I told my parents I’m looking for apartments and my dads response was “well if you move out we’re gonna stop paying your friends to hangout with you” alright then
So my parents have a rule that we can’t drink on Monday’s or Tuesday’s and I came downstairs and caught my dad on the couch with a beer. He just stared at me for a full minute and finally said “if you tell mom I’ll never buy you another case of white claws again”. Sooo
Reasons why I’m single: a boy came up to me at the bar last night asking why I chose an Aaron rodgers jersey and my response was “cause I’m mentally engaged to him” and proceeded to walk away
My parents were fighting and my dad looks my mom straight in the eyes mid-argument and just goes “Dobby dies.” and proceeds to walk away and crack open a beer. So happy Thursday everyone.