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Kelsea Ballerini is mom and Taylor Swift is mother

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@JessKennedy26
Jess Kennedy
4 days
How was yesterday even real. @KelseaBallerini love you forever
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6 years
Thank you @DanAndShay for giving me unrealistic expectations of men after listening to speechless and sobbing in my car cause of how perfect the lyrics are
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3 months
If @KelseaBallerini does a secret session for patterns can this be my formal request for an invite? She’s my comfort human and I just love her so much.
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@JessKennedy26
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5 years
Can we please take a second to appreciate how cute Tyler C’s dimples are tho. That boy could ruin my life if he wanted and I prob wouldn’t mind. #theBachelorette
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@JessKennedy26
Jess Kennedy
21 days
Also still unwell over this happening yesterday 🥰 love you @selenagomez
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2 months
I fear these blonde women are about to take all my money this week but I’m fine w it
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2 years
@GhostfaceTalks_ @jennaortega If this get 2 likes you have to invite me to tomorrows NYC premiere
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2 months
I JUST LOVE MY BLONDE GIRLIES SM
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@JessKennedy26
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6 days
ITS KELSEA FRIGGIN BALLERINI EVE
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@JessKennedy26
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3 months
Melissa Barrera told me she loved me and remembered my name during our photo op. My scream queen and favorite human forever ❤️ never gonna forget this moment.
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@JessKennedy26
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26 days
On a happy note it’s Kelsea October
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@JessKennedy26
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2 months
Update: I got to show @_megmoroney my tattoo and she loved it and even called her mom over to show her. Confirmed I am not okay 😭
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@JessKennedy26
Jess Kennedy
4 months
When Queen Megan Moroney writes out a tattoo for you so obv you immediately get it done and pray and hope to the emo cowgirl gods that you get offered a vip m&g ticket to the sold out August 17 MetLife show so you can show her IRL @_megmoroney @moroneyhq 💙🙏🏻 #meganmoroney
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@JessKennedy26
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3 months
I wanna be Melissa Barrera when I grow up - but fr this woman is such an inspiration who we’re blessed to have as a part of the scream family and in the world ❤️
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2 months
See you October bb girl @KelseaBallerini 💙 MY GIRLS HEADLINING MSG AND OBV I COULD NEVER MISS IT
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@JessKennedy26
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21 days
Happy birthday to my fav emo country queen 💙 @_megmoroney
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6 days
So I reunite with bestie in 2 sleeps and i !!!!!! @KelseaBallerini
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@JessKennedy26
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3 months
Did I buy tickets to see Melissa Barrera at Rhode Island comic con cause I miss her already? God damn right I did. See you in November queen
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@JessKennedy26
Jess Kennedy
3 months
Tbt to when Melissa Barrera hugged me and told me she loved me less than a week ago. Forever replaying this moment in my mind.
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@JessKennedy26
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1 month
Patterns is going to be a Grammy award winning album - calling it now folks @KelseaBallerini
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2 months
Sending prayers and happy vibes to kels, chase, Dibby, and Milo. Pets are family and I can’t imagine what they’re going through. Love u @KelseaBallerini ❤️
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@JessKennedy26
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3 months
Also Mikey Madison is even more beautiful in person which I didn’t even think was possible ❤️ sorry for all the scream content tonight I promise I’m done (for now)
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@JessKennedy26
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6 years
PSA: The challenge is on tonight. Which means @GusSmyrnios will be gracing my tv screen. That’s all.
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@JessKennedy26
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5 days
HAPPY NATIONAL KELSEA BALLERINI DAY
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6 years
@lukepell Maybe you should consider not tweeting about this considering you literally had to delete your previous opinion because it was so dumb
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@JessKennedy26
Jess Kennedy
7 years
If you listen to every @jakeowen album in chronological order it brings you through a roller coaster ride of emotions and I just love him so much
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@JessKennedy26
Jess Kennedy
4 months
When Queen Megan Moroney writes out a tattoo for you so obv you immediately get it done and pray and hope to the emo cowgirl gods that you get offered a vip m&g ticket to the sold out August 17 MetLife show so you can show her IRL @_megmoroney @moroneyhq 💙🙏🏻 #meganmoroney
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@JessKennedy26
Jess Kennedy
4 months
@_megmoroney @TeamMegMoroney @_megmoroney @moroneyhq getting this tattoo Megan wrote out for me done next weekend. If the emo cowgirl gods can provide one more vip m&g Meg sold out pass for MetLife Aug 17 and I can show her IRL? 👀
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Jess Kennedy
5 years
Peter is trash. Jed is trash. Luke is trash. You know who’s not trash? #TheBachelorette
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@JessKennedy26
Jess Kennedy
2 months
in honor of #ShortNSweet Eve here’s a cute pic of my doggo wearing Sabrina merch (it’s also his bday tomorrow) @TeamSabrina @SabrinaAnnLynn
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@JessKennedy26
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1 month
I bought this for my @KelseaBallerini MSG dress and IM SO EXCITED
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@JessKennedy26
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6 years
@Camila_Cabello @ShawnMendes @nicole_quinn11 Shawn is such a rare, kind, pure breed of human
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5 years
Me: *whenever Tyler C says anything* #TheBachelorette
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6 years
When @ChrisYoungMusic roasts trolls on twitter it reminds me how much I love him
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@JessKennedy26
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4 months
No but like this fr cured all depression and made my year 💙- can we do a part 2 at MetLife august 17th and help a girlie out since m&g sold out 🙏🏻 @_megmoroney @TeamMegMoroney
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@JessKennedy26
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18 days
ITS KELSEA BALLERINI WEEK IN 2 FRIGGIN WEEKS AND IM SO EXCITED
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2 months
Good morning to @_megmoroney and Megan Moroney only
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2 months
Love u and congrats bb @_megmoroney
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@_megmoroney
Megan Moroney
2 months
last night of the sun goes down tour if u see me crying yes you absolutely did
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@JessKennedy26
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5 years
Did I spend the entire day binge watching Floribama Shore? Yes, yes I did. @JeremiahBuoni @nillythesquid @aimeehall1001 @GusSmyrnios #MTVFloribamaShore
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6 years
If you need more Joe Goldberg in your life... @get_literary @PennBadgley @YouNetflix @CarolineKepnes
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4 months
I AM NOT OKAY FOR “I AM NOT OKAY”. LOVE U @_megmoroney #SelfiesForAmIOkay
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6 years
Literally gonna say this to myself in front of my mirror every morning @schnitt_talk
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6 years
crazy girl anthem
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7 years
My dad was telling me I should spend money traveling and I told him I’m too broke for that and his response was “well if you gave up drinking for like 2 weekends then you’d have more than enough” well ok Russell I don’t have time for your negativity
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7 years
Random woman on phone next to me in NYC: Mom, you’d be so proud. I haven’t had a drink ALL day. It’s 1:40pm and I really feel her struggle
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7 years
I was still drunk when I woke up at 630 and I took a shower and got ready for work until I realized it was Saturday. Why am I like this.
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6 years
Apparently while I was drunk last weekend I gave my neighbor’s 10 year old child boy advice. God bless this child for thinking I know anything about landing a man.
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5 years
So like @POPSUGAR used my fangirl tweet about how cute Tyler C is from The Bachelorette, does that mean I’ve officially made it in life?
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5 years
TYLER’S DIMPLES AND JAWLINE THO. #TheBachelorette
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2 months
I need to buy more frames asap
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@JessKennedy26
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2 months
So @KelseaBallerini it’s officially Virgo season which seems like an excellent time to do a secret session 👀 NYC? I’m free
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3 months
If @KelseaBallerini does a secret session for patterns can this be my formal request for an invite? She’s my comfort human and I just love her so much.
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6 years
While waiting on my bag at the airport someone airdropped me a pic that was pitch black with just “clap twice if you got this” and obv I clapped and I’m just realizing why im prime serial killer bait now
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5 years
But for real Tyler C could ghost me for 6 years and I still would answer his 2 am “what’s up” text #TheBachelorette
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Jess Kennedy
5 years
When I was getting coffee this morning I noticed a man in the corner line up 3 shots of espresso, take them all, then mumble to himself “wish those were whiskey” and walk away. Anyway, I hope he has a good day.
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7 years
I was stopped at a red light and was jamming out to “man I feel like a woman” and didn’t realize a cop was parked right next to me hysterically laughing the whole time. I’m gonna go back to bed now.
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My interaction w Melissa Barrera is one of the best moments of my life by far. A literal angel of a human.
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Every single person that met Melissa Barrera at a convention had a similar sentiment. 🥺
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28 days
HOW WAS LAST NIGHT REAL THO #ShortNSweet #ShortnSweetTour
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28 days
A few months ago I met Melissa Barrera at a horror con and I got the heart she wrote out in her autograph to me tattooed finally. She’s one of the kindest, genuine human beings and I’ll be a fan of hers until the end. Love this woman and the brightness she brings to the world🤍
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mads !🎃
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melissa barrera as sam carpenter is so very special to me. she will forever be my favorite final girl and one of my favorite characters of all time🖤
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5 years
Justice for Connor S. That’s the tweet. #TheBachelorette
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6 years
@lukepell Maybe you should think before you tweet about topics that are clearly sensitive to a lot of people. So clearly #ignorance is a theme here
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7 years
this guy dmd me “you’re beautiful” on insta and my response was to send him the screenshotted exact same dm he sent to my friend. He blocked me and this behavior is why I’m single lollll
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2 months
I love this woman with my entire being @_megmoroney
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Is Ally Okay?
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MEG MORONEY YOU ARE THE MOST UNSERIOUS PERSON EVER
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7 years
I’m on day 2 of being 23 and I already impulsively bought concert tickets, consumed an obscene amount of alcohol on a work night, and drowned myself in coffee to get myself through the morning so I guess you could say I’m thriving
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5 years
Fun fact: I DIDNT throw up after chugging that drink concoction
@get_literary
Get Lit(erary)
5 years
Are you a @ChristinaLauren fan? How well do you think you know them? We put our team to the test! 🤪 Check out the full video here: #ReadEmOrWeep @GalleryBooks #havingfun #trivia #christinalauren
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6 years
Tom Brady looks like the frat guy in College who ghosts you after the third date. Let’s go rams.
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Jess Kennedy
7 years
Is it weird to get loaded fries before 10am. Asking for a friend.
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7 years
My neighbors 8 year old daughter: I have $138 I’m not broke. Same girl same
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2 months
Friendly reminder that @_megmoroney is my fav human
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7 years
My body can’t stop shaking after the 3 day bender I’ve been on for my bday weekend and my mother’s solution is to break out the champagne she has in the fridge
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2 months
This was the most stressful presale of my life
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7 years
My caffeine consumption has drastically increased since starting work so I'll probably die of an ulcer before I reach 30
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4 months
“I’m in stage in 20 and he’s so damn mean to me” SEND HIM TO THE MOON @_megmoroney @moroneyhq
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6 years
I still stand by the opinion of my preteen self that Joe Jonas is by far the sexiest of the jobros
@jonasbrothers
Jonas Brothers
6 years
We’re baaaccckkkk… @latelateshow #LateLateJonas
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2 months
Imagine if @_megmoroney announces the AIO tour at Gillette night 3. Manifesting this energy. 👀
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7 years
I think this is gonna be the title of my autobiography
@MichaelaOkla
michaela okland
7 years
Will the boys I’ve dated continue to haunt me till my death stay tuned
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7 years
Bought $100 lawn seats for Sam Hunt tomorrow cause he's bae and yolo
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Jess Kennedy
6 years
COLTON WHAT ARE YOU DOING FIRST @demi_burnett AND NOW YOURE DOING MY GIRL ALABAMA HANNAH DIRTY. Men are cancelled for the remainder of this program. #TheBachelor
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8 years
My journalism professor while staring me down: "All fox employees are criminals and should be in jail" lol awkward
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7 years
My little sister: “I look forward to your snaps on weekends cause you’re such a mess” good to know I’m such a great role model lol
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5 years
Tyler’s a dreamboat. That’s all. That’s the tweet. #thebachelorette
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6 years
Last night my dad was drunk watching “the hunchback of Notre dame” and my mom noticed him tearing up and she was like “um...you good?” And he just looked her in the eyes, completely horrified, and goes “this is supposed to be a kids movie?!”
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28 days
Never emotionally recovering from being this close to my pop diva princess @SabrinaAnnLynn
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6 years
Being 23 and single I really understand Carrie Underwood when she goes “the more boys I meet the more I love my dog” really gets ya in the feels
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Jess Kennedy
6 years
Apparently asking men on hinge “who do you think killed Jonbenet Ramsey” isn’t the way to get a date. Shocked and disappointed.
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Jess Kennedy
6 years
I’m still concerned over the fact a preteen boy who I have no affiliation with bullied me about my insta comment claiming Aaron Judge as my future husband
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3 months
Blink twice if you’re gonna announce the am I okay tour soon @_megmoroney
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Jess Kennedy
5 years
How Tyler pictures Luke P: #theBachelorette
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Jess Kennedy
9 years
I haven't moved from my couch in like 6 hours and I have no regrets
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Jess Kennedy
24 days
I physically cannot contain my excitement to see Kelsea in a few weeks
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7 years
My family’s spending Christmas Eve replaying the drunk voicemail I sent to my cousin last month telling him “come out cuz stop being lame”
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6 years
I told my parents I’m looking for apartments and my dads response was “well if you move out we’re gonna stop paying your friends to hangout with you” alright then
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5 years
So my parents have a rule that we can’t drink on Monday’s or Tuesday’s and I came downstairs and caught my dad on the couch with a beer. He just stared at me for a full minute and finally said “if you tell mom I’ll never buy you another case of white claws again”. Sooo
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Jess Kennedy
3 months
Retweet if @KelseaBallerini is your comfort human
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Jess Kennedy
6 years
Reasons why I’m single: a boy came up to me at the bar last night asking why I chose an Aaron rodgers jersey and my response was “cause I’m mentally engaged to him” and proceeded to walk away
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Jess Kennedy
2 months
Hey @_megmoroney plz just remember us lil emo cowgirls since you’re a rockstar now 🥺
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Jess Kennedy
5 years
PSA: @ZacEfron ’s new Ted Bundy movie comes out today so check out my article about it @netflix @get_literary
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Jess Kennedy
8 years
Hell is the free shuttle bus at 207th
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Jess Kennedy
6 years
According to my family “it’s weird to wanna watch amityville horror on Christmas Eve” whatever Cindy
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Jess Kennedy
7 years
Planning on tweeting at @bretteldredge every day for the next month in hopes he notices me 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Jess Kennedy
7 years
Public transportation makes me want to light myself on fire
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6 years
My parents were fighting and my dad looks my mom straight in the eyes mid-argument and just goes “Dobby dies.” and proceeds to walk away and crack open a beer. So happy Thursday everyone.
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6 years
Whenever my sister or I say something dumb my dad turns to my mom and goes “I think you had an affair cause they can’t possibly be my children”
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