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Economist || Revolutionary || Farmer || Sapiosexual human || Libra . . . MAN U/Madrid || STONER!! Street codez, Bro codez, Good vibez & Insha Allah 💯 😤👽

Multiverse of madness
Joined February 2018
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2 years
No one is gon give you the education to overthrow them!!
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1 year
SS3 student wey dey 'run yahoo' do giveaway for assembly ground. Principal win 10k. 😂
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2 years
@MI_Abaga The way M.I is not appreciated amazes me alot I mean how can we grow when all we got for each other is hate?? M.I is better than most of these famous dudes abroad who just make n sell rubbish...apart from J.Cole & Kendrick, no one can compare!! I've got over 200 M.I songs
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11 months
I ordered an axe from Germany and had it shipped, I now have a foreign axe sent!
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1 year
@NigeriaStories So you just tweet about Awolowo and Oduduwa all day.
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1 year
If Jesus's disciples were to be cooking utensils, Judas will still be tray!
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1 year
@Mbahdeyforyou You can never loose a case here and be angry! Lai lai 💀💀
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10 months
I watched this more than 2billion times. Layi🙌🙌
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pov: “hardwork pays”
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1 year
It was all good till hell hit us. Then, I saw nigghaz taking off like male strippers! 🥵
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1 year
The craziest things already happened to me. You either laughing with me or you're laughing at me
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1 year
So, If you make a graph of all your past relationships, there would an EX axis and a WHY axis...?
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1 year
My intentions towards you are purely sexual. I'm no your brother
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11 months
Every book you've ever read is just a different combination of the 26 letters of the alphabet
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1 year
I respect you from a distance but we don't have to be guys. Me I'm sticking to my principles,me I no Sabi lie!
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1 year
Another Monday! So this weekend, my baybie came around. And as we were cleaning, we saw a spider and she asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So I did. We had few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works at web design.
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11 months
How truth wan take dey news when the news no dey true??
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11 months
Bro code 307: Never break up with the girl that brings food to the gang.
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11 months
I just texted my babe Ruth and told her it's over. That's me, Ruthless!!
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11 months
Close your eyes half way. I'll be in the DM 😎👑
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11 months
Juju dey find blood. Why you dey go beg am with malt?
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11 months
Look there well, Na better days be that!
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11 months
I remember when my doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
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11 months
Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer. Thereisnospacebar.
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10 months
I don't mind being alone It's either the highest forms of love or nothing at all.
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11 months
You don't have to Bill me before you eat. Abi how mohbad take talk am sef?
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11 months
I have done and said terrible things to my neighbours, colleagues at work and even close friends. Cos it's a new month, I just wanted to tell everyone I offended that I MEANT ALL OF IT AND YOU DESERVE IT
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11 months
In Africa, if you smoke you're a bad person. If you drink, you're better 😪
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1 year
Interviewer: I want to ask you a question, and your answer must be quick. Me: Okay. Interviewer: 12 + 37 = ? Me: Quick
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1 year
Do you realize that if you are sitting on the toilet at 11:59PM, and the clock strikes midnight It’s same shit, different day?
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11 months
Last I saw this was during Yar'Adua 😂💔
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11 months
My life💯
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1 year
Nice to meet you. My name Na wahala! Na me be the idle man wey sell devil workshop!!
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10 months
College of health students be like... "Take two tablets in the morning before you wake up"
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