Class, take your seats. It's time for the Dustloop mid-term exam. Today's topic: Guilty Gear Strive Surely your score won't be lower than your floor, right? 🤔
The Laid-back and Dignified Vampire, SLAYER IS YOUR NEXT DAREDEVIL!
He will make his return in Guilty Gear -Strive- on May 30th as the last character of Season 3!
#GGST
#Slayer
I sit in an examination room. A lady in a lab coat shows me a picture of myself in The Mist Finer Stance™️.
“Mist Finer Mid.”
She marks her notes. 329 consecutive correct guesses.
@Mangalawyer
It all started when they retconned Bridget into being trans, so yeah, it doesn't surprise me one bit. At least they brought back my bois Johnny and Slayer, but I don't see myself purchasing anything else for this game.
Well y’all it’s June which means a new crew mate of the month AND pride month and what a time to dub our beloved May and her girlfriend Bridget as the crew mates of the month
(Bridget helps around the ship whenever she drops by so she qualifies)
// hey yall admin here //
i hate making admin posts because I think it ruins the magic of the account but its relevant to a future post so bear with me
do yall think Daisuke would help me recreate this image if I asked him at EVO this year (Admin is a Johnny cosplayer)
johnny guilty gear is Not a heterosexual womaniser and the jellyfish pirates are Not his harem btw
johnny is the grungler and the jellyfish pirates are the bunch of weird discord transsexuals he plays video games with while saying stuff like "check it out guys i'm the grungler"
Foreman: he can't possibly have brain cancer, he is only 15 and shows no symptoms!
Patient: I can't wait to go back home and play Johnny in Guilty Gear -STRIVE-!
House:
Its now the month of May
which means a new crewmate of the month
Our great Helmswoman, April
Never been more proud to have such a talented individual behind the wheel of the May Ship
(sorry for the old photo kiddo, its the best quality one I had on hand)
There's been a surge of new followers I appreciate y'all but I gotta weed out some of the bad apples so remember folks
Johnny says trans rights are human rights and free Palestine
And for a separate post regarding pride. Regardless of your orientation or gender identity, y’all are valid and don’t let any mean son of a gun take that from you. Your life is like a ship on the high seas, the only one who owns it is you.
almost posted a quote dunk on someone being hateful but I remembered that giving those people attention is what they want.
Remember folks, being hateful will get you nowhere. So be kind, especially to women.
With Dual Rulers now announced I would like to say that the series will not be good if I’m not in it. I have still not been contacted to play a role yet.
I will forever refuse to respond to any kind of hate that ends up in my replies because I don’t think I should ever give those people the attention they want so bad
The jellyfish pirates will never platform or give a spotlight to any kind of bigotry
Good morning jellyfish crew this is your captain speaking
We are diverting the fleet to the North Atlantic Ocean as I believe bluefin fishing would be a good bonding moment for everyone and get us some good food to fry up
Forgot to make my post June post
Even if it’s now July, you still matter in the world and you still exist. Never stop being proud of who you are and remember that the Jellyfish Pirates will always have the back of the oppressed.
// hey y’all, new admin here. Old one is on a mental health break. Nothing will really change that much but if you notice a *slight* change in some things that’s probably why.
Best regards
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