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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

7 days

I’m now blaming all my failures exclusively on CONMENBOL.

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1 year

@NoContextBrits Willy Wonka and the Wank Factory.

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3 years

Ok. I love this club.

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3 years

Vasco da Gama played this weekend’s game with a kit and corner flags in honour of Pride Month. This was how Germán Cano celebrated their first goal.

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@NoContextBrits Casawanka

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@RexChapman She literally just threatened those people with death.

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@Noellenarwhal @LaurenWitzkeDE “Ballet Dancers are all little girls?” Yikes. This cat is a bigger misogynist than Ballenchine.

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@NoContextBrits Wank Club.

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This fucking guy is exhausting.

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1 year

@_DHOTYA “Showed him my belt buckle” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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3 years

@_DHOTYA And the houseplants broke into rapturous applause.

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1 year

@JayCheel Fourth wall, smashed.

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3 years

@RexChapman The dead air afterward is everything.

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3 years

@bestofnextdoor This here is peak internet.

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3 years

@_DHOTYA And then the bottles exploded from the applause.

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@JeffreyPNesker

1 year

@jt_itfc @FootyScran Are they charging extra to … I dunno … cook it?

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@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@patriottakes This is among the dumbest things I’ve ever seen.

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@JeffreyPNesker

1 year

@ChudsOfTikTok There is NO WAY this isn’t satire. Zero. I refuse all other arguments.

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2 years

@Specsavers @GaryLineker

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1 year

@Noellenarwhal @LaurenWitzkeDE Zero lies detected.

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3 years

@bestofnextdoor This 1000% never happened.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

Thank you #USMNT twitter for the most entertaining meltdown of 2022 so far.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

4 months

The celly is NOT at a small thing. It’s honestly maybe better than the goal itself for TFCLand.

Taylor Twellman

@TaylorTwellman

5 months

💥💥💥 @TorontoFC Small thing but look at the group celebration here. What a goal!!!

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1 year

@OliLondonTV Ableist ghoul.

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3 years

@patriottakes

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2 years

@_DHOTYA Son’s list of dangers included Pokémon.

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@JeffreyPNesker

1 year

@RonFilipkowski Here for this thread.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

That pass from Fraser was absolutely insane.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

These are “adults”.

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸

@patriottakes

2 years

A group of antivaxxers who were in DC for the #DefeatTheMandates rally did what they call “drive by red-pilling /outreach” which is harassing masked people with a megaphone from the safety of their vehicle. You can hear one of them coughing.

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2 years

@_DHOTYA Twix is also made by Mars lol.

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@JeffreyPNesker

1 year

@ChudsOfTikTok There is NO WAY this isn’t satire.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

8 months

The Hero. The Legend.

Sonja Cori Missio

@SonjaMissio

8 months

Retweeting this so everyone can appreciate @JohnMolinaro more.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 years

@LeafsAllDayy @McDonaldsCanada Sorry - only one McMiracle per week.

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@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

Late to the Fede IG party but OMFG.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

27 days

One of the ugliest and downright thuggish games I’ve ever seen. Who the fuck cares. 3 points. Also - Jacob Fucking Shafflegod. That’s who.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

EVERYONE IS WAKING UP TOO EARLY FOR A TEN PM EST GAME!!!!

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@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@ConnorKalopsis @BTFR17 In my veins.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

*** pretends to watch CR v PAN but really watches the David goal 60 000 more times ***

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

4 months

New renderings of BMO Field for the 2026 World Cup with 45,000 seats 👀 👀 /s

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@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@goal Ødegaaka

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

7 months

It’s only now just beginning to sink in how huge a move this is on all fronts.

Canadian Soccer Daily

@CANSoccerDaily

7 months

Tajon Buchanan has arrived in Milan to complete his move to Inter 📽️ @marifcinter | #IMInter | #ForzaInter The Bramptonian is about to become the first active #CanMNT star to move to Serie A 🇨🇦🇮🇹

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

1 year

If you throw a fucking megaphone at a player, I don’t care who and I don’t care why, you overstepped.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 months

Oh my god this is painfully stupid.

Dean Blundell🇨🇦

@ItsDeanBlundell

3 months

Danielle Smith suggesting taxpayers should fund disinformation as an alternative media truth is the dumbest shit in the history of dumbest shit.

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2 years

@AlexiLalas

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 years

Wiliam Nylander wears @TorontoFC kit. William Nylander scores in 4 games. #Facts .

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@_DHOTYA Unimpeachable batshit. Long may it reign.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 years

Guys. Im starting to think maybe Ali Curtis was bad at his job.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

Auro junior has posted his goodbye on Instagram.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

5 months

Hello gorgeous.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

I cannot express the joy this gives me.

Italian Football TV

@IFTVofficial

2 years

Post match interviews about to get even better with Bernardeschi 😂🇨🇦

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@_DHOTYA Called it.

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@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@_DHOTYA Personally witnessed murder - brags on the internet.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

1 year

@passivelurker @tauriqmoosa @ParkerMolloy This wins twitter today.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

The fact that @JozyAltidore is still getting love letters from #TFCLive tells you all you need to know about the man and his relationship with the badge and our city.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@Sinfulskin2 Not a decision. That’s the issue. Public health can’t be a personal choice, it’s a public one. It’s written right there on the box. But to answer your question. Yes. A thousand times yes.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

Cheers @AlexGangueRuzic

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

I love this team.

🅵🆁🅰🆃🅴🆂

@CratesOfFrates

2 years

Safe to say, the boys were fired up last night😂. Well deserved celebration. Couldn’t be more proud of this group🇨🇦❤️ #CanMNT

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

4 years

Today’s big mood #TFCLive

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

16 days

“I’m not owned. I’m not owned!” -the corncob

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@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@GretaThunberg @MattDoyle76

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@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@NoContextBrits Let’s. Fucking. Go.

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@JeffreyPNesker

5 months

Best Draw Ever

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@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@AdrianCB_11x17 @LUFC @MLS @dcunited @ChicagoFire Soccer is an English word.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 months

WHAT IS THIS FEELING? Is it ... joy?

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

We scored a goal. We belong on this stage. Nothing beats tournament experience though. And we’re getting that in spades. So proud of this team.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

1 year

@_DHOTYA … And all the corpses applauded? … I’ll see myself out.

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@JeffreyPNesker

1 year

@PastorAlexLove So you retweeted something you find disgusting and watched it several times on repeat, for research?!?!

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 months

Getting dangerously close to being fine running through a wall for this dude. Come On!

Touchline TFC

@TouchlineTFC

3 months

Fede congratulating Matty on scoring his first goal for the club 🇮🇹🫂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🎥: @TorontoFC #TFCLive

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

10 months

Toronto FC CONCACAF champions league run 2018.

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

10 months

This is a safe space… what’s your biggest football heartbreak? 💔⚽️

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

4 months

Berna man, I’m fucking speechless.

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

4 months

A night of firsts ☝️ All For One: Moment presented by @Bell

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

Every time it hits my TL I have to rewatch it another billion times.

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2 years

When Sebastian Giovinco did this 😱🔥 🎥 @MLS

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 years

NWSL TO TORONTO/VANCOUVER/MONTREAL YESTERDAY

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 years

@BoringMilner You just broke character, mate. BJM doesn’t do puns and wordplay, as he’s boring.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 years

@UncleTintin @BloodyRedBaron This is one of the sickest things ever.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

11 days

INSIGNE NEXT. DO IT TODAY, EVEN. BYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 years

I know nobody asked. But I’d be 1000000000x into Milan Borjan at @TorontoFC #tfclive

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@JeffreyPNesker

3 years

@MattDoyle76 Yikes. This tweet is yikes.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

Getting MAK back is like a dream. Getting MAK back to reunite with Bob Bradley in that 4-3-3 he loves AND playing regular club minutes in a World Cup year with Oso is THE DREAM. Everyone stay healthy please.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

10 months

“Wasteman” is so amazing. I think I like him again.

Daniel Ayik

@ayik_daniel

10 months

Lorenzo Insigne getting heated with a TFC supporter during today's match He had to be pulled inside before things got worse... #TFCLive #MLS

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

1 year

We need to talk about our medical staff / training regimen / curse.

Michael Singh

@MichaelSingh94

1 year

BREAKING: Toronto FC star Lorenzo Insigne, 31, will miss the next 3-4 matches, club confirms. The Italian had a setback on Friday, and a follow-up image over the weekend showed aggravation of the groin. #TFCLive

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

1 month

Atiba is killing it at broadcasting. He is superb.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@ttboyshine @_DHOTYA Sadly. It is absolutely not.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

4 months

TORONTO FC ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR SCHEDULING TRANSIT REPAIRS. I cannot believe I had to type this out.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

1 year

@sir_squatchalot @Cynner691 @EmmaJoNYC

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 years

Cool but who are the “Montreal Impact”?

MLS Transfer Zone

@MLS_ZONE

3 years

Toronto FC have made an offer for Canadian goalkeeper Milan Borjan. The contract would end after the 2025 season. He wants to leave Serbian club Red Star Belgrade, but the club does not want to sell him. Montreal Impact are following the situation. (Novosti) #TFClive

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

Notice there’s zero mention of the USMNT away record over the last decade, because that would be embarrassing. But enjoy the gold cups. Totally won on merit in 100% home matches.

Tactical Manager

@ManagerTactical

2 years

Canadians 🇨🇦 finally make it to a World Cup and no longer know how to act… Wait till they win a trophy, gonna be unbearable.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

3 years

Does anyone in Toronto know a store that sells Japanese Kit-Kat bars?!?!

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

6 months

@ItsDeanBlundell Freedom! (From Dentists)

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

Any calls to sack Bob Bradley are beyond hilarious.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

2 years

@_DHOTYA Why do they always clap and cheer?!?!?!

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

4 months

@FredKirkey1 @CBCNews Eliminate the self service checkouts. No whining. There’s your solution. They were never going to work and no amount of band aid fixes will ever change that.

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Jeffrey P Nesker

@JeffreyPNesker

5 months

This rules. RULES.

Toronto FC

@TorontoFC

5 months

This 👏 is 👏 our 👏 team All for One Moment presented by @Bell