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@HegelwCrmCheese Once again Elmo has achieved the impossible, done what everyone said could not be done: he's humanized Zuckerberg.

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@Hromadske Yeah, that sounds like Russian soldiers. He was lucky he's not a young, pretty, girl.

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@opinonhaver I think it's the "rich guy tours the slum and throws coins for the local children to fight over" vibe.

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@Bringerpeace @polinaivanovva

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@vanillatary Chinese and russian propaganda, via sites like tiktok and 4chan, like everywhere else, I would guess.

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@NoahShachtman Looking at YOU, Devin Nunes and Rand Paul!

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@davidfrum Sure, but anti-abortionism was never about reducing abortion.

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@HegelwCrmCheese The bots pay. They're nearly all bluechecks.

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@Rod_Is_The_God @GravitysRa1nbow Before Gaza I assumed IDF was as professional and disciplined as any Western army, if not more so. Boy, was I wrong.

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@TheRickWilson His followers would cheer if he crapped his diapers on stage, that's for sure.

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@vanillatary I don't speak Korean, but RU/CN promote any social rift which cause tensions. In South Korea attempts to improve gender equality is a pressure point, and also already have a 'channer' type young male subculture, easy to radicalize.

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@KyivIndependent There will probably never be an accurate body count for Mariupol.

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@mfa_russia @Twitter @RussiaUN @Dpol_un @mod_russia @RF_OSCE @OSCE @osce_ru @RusembUkraine @MID_DNR @RusMission_EU Your post was denazified.

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@marcocongiu Yeah, sure. 75% of his army losing a war in Ukraine, forcing him to ask Belarus to join him, and he'd open a second front against two small but high-tech enemies supported by the US? Riiight.

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@AyishaMuhamad So what you're saying is that muslims in Europe and the US should pay an extra 10-50% income tax for being muslims, and if they refuse they can be beaten, imprisoned or killed? I don't know, sounds like a bad thing to me.

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@MuKuDk2 I'm sure Trump both likes and resents that Barron is taller than he is.

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@LoriMills4CA42 @BasedMikeLee Zero. Only traitors have been sent to prison.

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@theliamnissan I feel like random people walking into elementary schools and filming kids and teachers should result in a visit by the cops.

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@ThomasVLinge Awww look at all the russtrolls struggling to discredit yet another democracy movement rejecting russian meddling in their country.

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@IRHotTakes An entire galaxy of warrior civilizations going

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@nowthisnews @john_sipher I fully support competency tests for presidents and vice presidents.

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@Eve6 It's weird that everyone who's scared of vaccines are fine with pumping themselves full of steroids to the point of lactation.

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@albafella1 russians don't care about russian lives.

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@dayvehuse @francska1 Dugin would mix in a lot of religious mysticism, about Russia's Fate and Blood and Destiny and blerrgh, but yeah, pretty much. Nazism which pretends to be anti-nazism.

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@CelebWatchBuzz @Naila_Ayad The people who support Assad and Hamas see absolutely nothing wrong with those slogans.

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@pip_dragon @KyivIndependent Yes. And there there are no Ukrainian "separatists", they're Russian troops and Russian-paid mercenaries.

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@Billbrowder "Being 'neutral' between the free world and the unfree world always means siding with the dictators' agenda" -- Gary Kasparov

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@Anteportas7 @maxseddon If this doesn't get Russia thousands of volunteers for the war, what will? 🙄

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@protectioncirc @oryxspioenkop Man, he's the king of bad takes.

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@KyivIndependent No. Eff that. Don't agree to it, Ukraine, it's just a ploy to get time to resupply and rotate troops. No ceasefire without immediate withdrawal.

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@Yonatan_Touval Mnuchin, who by a curious coincidence got 1 billion dollars from Saudi Arabia after leaving the job as Treasury Sec.

Trump alums Kushner and Mnuchin cash in on Saudi ties

These are massive investments to bestow upon first-time private equity funds.

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@HegelwCrmCheese The pope, unlike US evangelicals, has read the New Testament.

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@ettingermentum It's a private company, difficult to short. I've seen speculation he's intentionally trying to force a bankruptcy so he can reform the company while shedding the mountain of debt. Sucks to be his co-investors if that's the case.

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@evanhill @oryxspioenkop I'm sorry to hear that. The Russian atrocities breed hate, so we're going to see more and more revenge killings like this, but I hope Ukraine does its best to investigate and prosecute, because it is very damaging to Ukraine's interests.

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@RALee85 No, it's not Azov, it's Ukrainian army combat engineers. You're citing a Russian propaganda outlet.

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@nagolny1977 @bopanc Either Putin is planning to do something which could draw nuclear retaliation, or he wants the leadership gathered in one place, without prying eyes or possibility of getting away, for a purge.

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@vanillatary Also ask them why that president is hated by the left.

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@torriangray Americans finding out that projecting US race relations on the world doesn't really work.

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@Verione420 @niktwick Donbas didn't start anything, it was invaded by Russia. There has never existed any separatist movement in Donbas, just Russian troops and Russian mercs.

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@lionel_trolling That's still a good day for democracy, if not for that minority. A bad day for democracy is (30 minutes later) "the president has declared victory with a lead of 0.4%, and has called for imprisoning the opposition leader for disrespecting the will of the people"

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@Hyperbrorea @77_steeze Surely you notice that Milo Yi8ouljsddfokds is poorly dressed?

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@den_kazansky @IAPonomarenko Note that this guy isn't some influencer or talking head, he's in charge of crushing Ukrainian resistance in Donbas. He's one of the worst war criminals of the entire war.

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@PewReligion This is why God loves atheists.

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@TheKimulation The aircraft equivalent of infantry skills like jumping through a flaming hoop or breaking a plank with your head.

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@oryxspioenkop I gotta admit that before the invasion I thought the talk about how tanks would get stuck in the mud was mostly bullshirt, but we've definitely seen double digits of stuck vehicles of all types now.

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@bayraktar_1love The concept of a tank "creeping up on" anyone is pretty amusing. I'm guessing they knew it was coming, but thought it was russian.

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@GlasnostGone And the Askold was protected by three S400 batteries and a bunch of Pantsir, yet it was destroyed.

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@RALee85 That's all right son, you died for a good cause. No, wait, you didn't. You died because Putin wants to murder civilians and wipe Ukraine off the map. You were actually a baddie, fighting for a fascist empire. Bummer.

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@DarthPutinKGB Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light of Venus.

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@AmizadeGzRusia @DarthPutinKGB This is occupied Donetsk, within easy artillery reach of the Ukrainian lines, in 2021, after 8 years of imaginary Ukrainian artillery shelling.

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@DrewPavlou It's only colonialism when western democracies do it. When China does it, it's just sparkling exploitation.

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@christogrozev Completely credible. Hungary is a Russian satellite state, Cyprus and Italy are bribed to the gills by Russia, and Germany is Germany.

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@UAWeapons Police SWAT team perhaps? Putin seems to be throwing everything from Scooby Doo vans to Syrian jihadists at Ukraine, I wouldn't be surprised if he's also sending OMON SWAT.

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@NoahShachtman The goal is to have his supporter harass and intimidate them, like he always does. Investigating Trump means living with security and moving the kids to new school to get away from the murder threats -- that's why most investigations into Trump come to nothing.

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@KyivIndependent Macron keeps deluding himself.

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@dieworkwear Joes. Der Santis outfit is 'boss showing his party side on casual friday at the office'.

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Sullivan turns out to be even dumber than even I could ever imagine, and let me tell ya, I have a pretty vivid imagination. Stunning. Biden must remove this clown.

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❗️🇷🇺Russia will make a first nuclear strike on the 🇺🇸USA if 🇺🇦Ukraine receives "large military aid", Jake Sullivan believes.

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@ERA404MUSIC It's the last good feature of Xitter, so of course Elmo hates it.

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@RuslanLeviev I think "column of Leeroy Jenkins" might be the best description of the Russian attack I've ever seen.

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@francska1 @EliotHiggins Someone should ask the author if he can envision a 'final solution' for the 'Ukraine question'. I think he can.

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@AnarchoMemes @pussyrrriot @davidhogg111 The truth:

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@jacobin Jacobin evolution: "Hahaha sleepy Biden thinks Russia will invade Ukraine!" "Glorious Russia will conquer nazi Ukraine in 72 hours!" "no, don't give Ukraine more weapons, instead we should help Russia achieve peace!" Next: "the US tricked Putin to attack, it was a CIA trap!"

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@AgnosticHuxley @SpiritofHo Russia's even using settlers in Crimea and Donbass, giving the houses and properties of Tatars, and others they expel, to Russian immigrants.

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@rachelmetz @NPR That will make any company concerned about its reputation and trademark EVEN MORE hesitant to have a presence in this fascist-run shirthole.

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@nowthisnews @anneapplebaum If it wasn't for double standards, Fox News woul have no standards at all.

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@FresYas @DevinCow I'm always saddened to see Devin Nunes happen to good people.

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@Econ_Marshall Turns out it's a lot easier to be ubermenschen when the interest rate is zero.

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@sranysovok @GravitysRa1nbow I mean, that's obviously true, and no more surprising that the US doesn't invoke Article 5 when Iran bombs US troops in Iraq.

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@wartranslated Mafia boss accidentally caught in road block in mafia state.

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@DmitryOpines Also Ukraine never banned russian. Ukrainian is however banned in russia-occupied territory, and speaking Ukrainian is grounds for arrest, torture, expulsion or murder.

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@KyivIndependent Nope, SU-25. But on the bright side they got they also got the Russian military helicopter sent to search for the wreckage.

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@gaslightyourmom All food should be luke warm so that if you pour it on your crotch you do not get burns.

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@AmyMcGrathKY And it'll fall to a democrat to clean up the mess and balance the budget again, like always. Republicans wreck the economy, democrats fix it. The cycle continues.

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@Sputnik_Not "At least... Putin's 1 billion dollar... palace... is... safe..." <dies>

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@DrewPavlou Why are so many neo-nazis gay? Either tiny "abuse me, daddy!" twinks like Fuentes, or cartoonishly macho muscule-bound leather gays like Andrew Tate.

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@CartoonsHateHer Twitter is not reality. I to this day think Biden's superpower in the 2020 election was that he was not on twitter and had no idea what activist mobs on twitter were currently screaming.

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@WBunchuck @ChrisDJackson No, it is misleading. It should have read "DeSantis won't meet Biden in Florida", as it was DeSantis who refused to meet.

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@chango369 @IAPonomarenko It's a vampire. Stake it.

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@eugenewei @pwnallthethings "But... the edge of the metal casing of that traffic light goes into another square, should I click that square too? Or is that wrong?" "It's just a test, Leon. In answer to your query, click all squares with traffic lights."

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@SethAbramson Sportsfans, I recommend pages 105, 202, 206, 209, 263, 264. The mails between Sater and Cohen explicitly links US-Russia foreign policy to the project, and bless me if there isn't a big fat Donald Trump signature on one of the contracts.

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@OAlexanderDK that he's just been brutally outed as a hack by Mehdir Hasan may have influenced his decision to flounce.

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@carlbildt That's really surprised me: Russia has attacked a number of civilian cargo ships from third party countries like Bangladesh, and no one seems to care.

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What really annoys me the most that after over a year of carefully giving exactly as much aid that Ukraine would be able to hold off russia's attack but not defeat russia, the people who designed this plan are now starting to complain about the Ukrainian's fighting ability.

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@oryxspioenkop If we can't make "cope cage" the official name for improvised slat armor, I would also be fine with calling it "emotional support armor".

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@KyivIndependent Russia isn't welding together ISIS-inspired frankenvehicles from parts produced in the 1950's because it's got plenty of gear, that's for sure. Russia is short on everything except cannon fodder.

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@sumlenny @POTUS @ZelenskyyUa Beautiful.

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@Tintin1945 @DrewPavlou As every moral person would. He murdered thousands of iranians.

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A natural result of NATO intentionally dragging out the war in Ukraine by drip-feeding weapons so Ukraine would not beat russia too hard.

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Journalists found out that Russia is actively building military plants, in particular, those that manufacture and repair tactical and strategic aircraft, combat helicopters, military drones and guided bombs. russia prepares for a long war #MakeRussiaPay

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@RALee85 NOT cosplaying. Very different from the Kadyrovtsy videos.

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@Tatarigami_UA Central Asians? I think I heard something about that last week, people from Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan who were lured to Ukraine with promises of construction work, and forced to join the DPR bandits "storm units".

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@capitalisticsoc @Rod_Is_The_God @GravitysRa1nbow It comes with a command structure permissive or encouraging of unprofessional behavior.

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@maxseddon yeah, a bit more difficult to kill than journalists, gays, or human rights activists, aren't they, Ramzan.

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@JoePostingg The driver drove too fast to stop if someone rushed out between the parked cars. You're supposed to adjust your speed so you're able to stop if that kind of thing happens. It was the driver's fault.

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Macron is a riddle wrapped in an enigma. He started his tenure a russia hawk, then in January 2019 he for seemingly no reason and literally over night flipped to becoming a relentless appeaser. Then in March 2024 he for seemingly no reason flipped back, long may it last.

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1/6 Macron is starting to back the talk with action. Update by @joni_askola

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@mpiktas @IAPonomarenko Especially when it's one of Russia's most expensive.

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@PoliticoForYou It isn't stagnating living standards, it's dislike of immigration which powers the far right.

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@brokenpixelua They're really living down to the name 'orcs', aren't they.

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@UAWeapons The helicopter free-fell about 50 meters, if the crew survived they'll not have been in great shape.

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@FrencLindley @IlvesToomas Give Ukraine whatever they ask for. It's so obviously the strategically right thing to do that you have to be a galaxy-brained 'realist' to convince yourself that the West should instead signal weakness by stating all the things it will absolutely not do.

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@mikemorris31 @lapatina_ No. The signees agreed to respect Ukraine's and Kazakhstan's sovereignty and 1994 borders; the UK and US has always done so, Russia never has.

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