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exactly and I told her

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@2000sphase
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Who got that one BGC clip?
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Me when someone fucks with my friends
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The scream that Elijah let out when he gets his memory back and realized he just watched as the love of his life died gagged my gay ass so fiercely
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whoever’s up rn give me a show that truly gagged u… like a scene or episode thatll just forever stick with you
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I've had @SheaCoulee 's verse in Category Is stuck in my head all day
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Hi pole
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Men in plaid skirts are the reason I’m still alive
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Sir
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Wow. P!nk came out as a Zionist lol. Hope she falls.
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So alive 🍏
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Them hating each other, to becoming best friends, to hating each other again, to being friends on this upcoming season. UGH MY HEART
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Rivals my ass….
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@JayValmontt
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@courtneyact They’re gonna crown Gigi without a finale bc she is obviously the winner oop
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Not even a stan but I wanna smell his balls oop
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@JayValmontt
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My grandmother said I look like Megan Fox. Rt if you don’t agree
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I’m so fucking in love holy shit
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What a beautiful ass face, Jesus Christ
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what do we think of my new hair cut??🥵
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I will be single til I find a man with a face/body like this
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This would be my hell
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@JayValmontt
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Club Renaissance is worth all the money omfg. Bitch I will be completely unhinged after seeing this live
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@JayValmontt
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A rainbow shirt in Target won’t turn your kids gay, but the hallway scene in Jawbreaker will
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a rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but Ryan Phillippe’s bare ass in Cruel Intentions will
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“If you know how I feel why would you say that” 😫
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🐍🍎
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Jesus 🫠
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@JayValmontt
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🥴😩🥺💦
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if ur top doesn't grab ur hips and pretend to bang u when u bend over to pick something up leave his boring ass
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Manifesting at least 10 bottoms at Marquee in Vegas this Friday bc after the emotional ass day I just had I know I’m gonna need a selection of cute men for the weekend. (Yes I’m postponing ending my hoe phase til I come back)
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Lil Wayne doesn’t lick lollipops. He licks boots.
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SCARLETT BOBO KILLED THAT LIP SYNC AHHHH
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Gays in the bathroom at Prickly:
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😮‍💨
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@JayValmontt
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This was all I was thinking about when I was watching that live
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@JayValmontt
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NOT ME FUCKING TO “BRAND NEW BITCH” gayyyyyyyyy
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If you look like this dm me
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SASHA COLBY YOU GODDESS
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@JayValmontt
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You bitches really are going to the clubs with no masks and you’re fighting bc you can’t handle your liquor. Stay the fuck home idiots
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@JayValmontt
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Everyone shut the fuck up. Mother Kylie Minogue just dropped the song of the summer ‼️‼️
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🖤🦇🖤🦇🖤
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I’m gonna move to Forks so I can make someone almost throw up from my scent and fall in love with me and turn me into a vampire
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Ugh
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who let camila on the runway.. i felt second hand embarrassment
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Happy New Year 🥂
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@JayValmontt
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@moxiemichaels @istillh8raymond @AnnCoulter LGBT+ safe spaces are for people who are safe for LGBT+ people.. your words prove you are not. They are actually fucking vile towards the community.. take a break off of social media and shut the fuck up
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@JayValmontt
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El Pasoans: will the clubs enforce masks and social distancing or is that just a lie you put on the fliers? Club owners:
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IM A BRAND NEW BITCH
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@JayValmontt
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Oh hi 💘
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@JayValmontt
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She truly did give what was supposed to been gave
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can we just talk about how @LAVENDERTHUG killed this Nicky verse 😩😤🖤
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I’m crying
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I joking told my grandmother they’re replacing the statue of Christopher Colombus with a statue of Britney Spears and she said “oh that’s good” 💀💀
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I hope on the next one she is inspired to shut the fuck up
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Can't wait. @LanaDelRey says her new album was inspired by the Mid West:
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@JayValmontt
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In case anyone wants to get me a present
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Gagged you fiercely
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Her getting out of prison and wearing Dior is so cunt omfg
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gypsy rose blanchard having a dior saddle bag is everything to me
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@JayValmontt
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Not this 6’5 guy on Grindr with the bio “bend me over”. ??? And then what??? Climb??
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In conclusion: I was 5, I was 6, I was 7 and I was 8. Those moments affected my child, teenage and young adult years horribly. But at 22 I can look in the mirror and love myself and consider myself one of the strongest people I know. Absorb it, learn, and try to find peace ❤️❤️
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Why does everyone in El Paso know eachother it’s so awkward and annoying
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Dahli from Dragula has the best onlyfans I’ve ever subscribed to
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Damn I really look like this that’s crazy
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@JayValmontt
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Not sure you wanna party with that one on the right but do your thing
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I am stunning.. yes I am.. #NewProfilePic
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Who is she
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Plane was meant to be famous I enjoy literally everything she does lmao
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TMZ interviewing Xunami & Plane Jane 😭😭 this is pop culture
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Rain On Me sucks I’m sorry
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@JayValmontt
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Sometimes I get stressed and then I remember I am Minerva Valmont
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I just know she had that ugly ass Michael Kors bag in HS
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I will not settle down til I find a person who gives foot jobs and lets me pee in their mouth. There I said it
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This is how Luz and I met
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If your body is identical to this pls send me your ring size
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Damn I really wish Gr*g Abb*t, T*d Cr*z, R*n DeS*ntis, and the whole Tr*mp family were in there 💔
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Titanic-tour submarine now has around 4 hours of oxygen supply. It will take the submarine around 3 hours alone to get to the surface.
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@kailah_casillas Who gave Karen, Linda and Beth a damn camera
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She looks so insanely cunt
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this is the closest we’ll get to ‘the parent trap 2’
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Last night @luuzx_ said “I’m luz” obviously while introducing herself to someone and some drunk girl said “ew I don’t like that, don’t say that” not knowing it was her name and everyone was uncomfortable and I will never forget it 💀
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Can Shane Dawson shower before posting an apology video? I can’t take someone seriously when I can smell shit through my screen.
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Just tricked my grandmother into eating a peanut butter dog treat 🎉
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My next boyfriend better wanna be with me forever bc I am not ending up like Bella in New Moon again.
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Me arriving at prickly elder after Covid
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@JayValmontt
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Here is a clip of my performance of “Violence” by @Grimezsz , wearing a look from @VioletChachki . Had the best time of my life 😭
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I applied for an apartment downtown today. Not only will I be by my job, but I will also be able to have freedom when it comes to my drag, be close to Luz and be right by the clubs so that a couple weeks after my second dose I can go out DOUBLE MASKED WITH DISINFECTANT and stunt.
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Grindr is showing 600 profiles for free and it’s just a sea of twinky meth heads
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Imagine going to the Renaissance tour and it being opened by DJ Khaled 😭 I’d be so pissed omg
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THIS IS A FETISH OF MINE AND IM NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT OKAY
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This is how some people walk out of the restroom at prickly
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All these bitches is my sons
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Bella’s Lullaby
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what's the first song you'd play on this?
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Mentally I’m here
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Wait are y’all telling me Harry Styles is bi? Is this a fucking JOKE
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Michelle even saying “she ate that”. Put Morphine in the top 4 for this alone omg
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Production wanted Dawn out that building I can’t- #DragRace
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Nobody fucking move, Minerva Valmont has arrived at the Met Gala
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@JayValmontt
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I knew I hated his weird ass face for a reason
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@JayValmontt
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If you’ve ever been inside Tool Box on Pride Square, you’re immune to the Corona Virus
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Yea and I have a boyfriend who loves me unconditionally
@realDonaldTrump
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I WON THE ELECTION!
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@archivetwilight
best of twilight
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i need vampire bella closet
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