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@JayFivekiller
Jay Fivekiller
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@60Minutes Not deportation: family reunification in country of origin. Operation Homecoming.
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The haka is ghey and this is ghey. The average Comanche brave would have laughed at this ghey shit as he staked you out on a fire ant mound.
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Figen
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New Zealand army soldiers welcomed the new commanders with the Haka Dance.
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@garrmedios No shame. Everybody in the whole world lost to niggas dressed like that.
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What Caitlin Clark sees on game night.
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@JayFivekiller
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@ccmembersonly "I'm not sure I'm even going to vote. What's the point?"
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"I don't believe Trump is strategic enough to have planned this..." Said the increasingly nervous man for the 43rd time in a row.
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David Frum
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I don’t believe Trump is strategic enough to have planned this, but the way is now clear for Ryan to be shoved aside for a Trumpist Speaker
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@psysno Polynesians are cool. The haka is not.
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Jay Fivekiller
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@LokiJulianus Vance eye truthers.
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@woke8yearold One of the highlights of my adult life.
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@ccmembersonly What's hilarious is that if Trump went to the front lines he'd be wearing that exact red power tie and blue suit, and would look perfectly at home doing so
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@JayFivekiller
Jay Fivekiller
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In November, Donald Trump will become the first candidate since FDR to win three presidential campaigns in a row. He'll be president again and we'll bathe in the tears of our enemies. You can't ask for much better than that.
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@SocDoneLeft @JDVance @krystalball Your politics are indistinguishable from Tyson Chicken. You favor the importation of endless 3rd world scabs to keep American wages low and unions busted for the benefit of corporate profits. You'd gladly immiserate your fellow Americans to help Walmart make a nickel more.
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@UnbanTrumpPls @garrmedios It's exactly what I want to say.
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@theyondan They surrendered too easilly. That's why they're still around.
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@jlippincott_ Good trigger discipline.
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@JayFivekiller
Jay Fivekiller
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I've been back on twitter for only two weeks, and since then, the blackpilling has completely stopped and Kamabla's campaign has totally collapsed. I'd just like to say, you're welcome.
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@JayFivekiller
Jay Fivekiller
8 years
You know the worm is turning when leftist writers are getting fired for mocking the children of Republicans.
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@JayFivekiller
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@captivedreamer7 In you go...
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@JessicaValenti Right. It's stabbing a pair of scissors into the skull of a viable baby & vacuuming out it's brains. Not "partial birth".
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LOL at those faces...
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Trump is moving incrementally to eliminate the income tax and replace it with tariffs. Bank on it. He floated that idea earlier this year, and got some push back, but when you see proposals like this, anyone can figure out where he's heading. Imagine no personal income tax.
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Leading Report
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BREAKING: Former President Trump just announced a new plan to eliminate taxes on overtime pay.
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Literally, there are armed _church_ groups, right now, rolling through the Appalachians on ATVs, delivering aid and rescuing people, who would go kenetic if FEMA got too uppity. And they would mop the floor with them. America has a unique and beautiful native culture.
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Oh, how Arnold has fallen. First it's revealed he impregnated Jeb Bush's wife's uglier sister & then he failed on the Apprentice. Sad.
@CBSNews
CBS News
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Arnold Schwarzenegger gets another jab in, taunting Pres. Trump over low approval rating:
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The Three Rules of the Trumpening 1. Always Trust Trump. 2. Never bet against Trump. 3. Don't get tired of winning.
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Best Trump Idea Yet: Bounty for turning in illegal immigrants paid in student loan forgiveness vouchers.
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Vance is a Yale Law grad with successful big law and VC experience. He's in the top fraction of 1% of verbal and intellectual competence. The dipshits who called him weird sandbagged themselves, to the point that Vance has destroyed their whole narrative. He wins big.
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@NewRightPoast Hicklib problems.
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Jay Fivekiller
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There is enough in the wikileaks to hunt down Soros people and allies. Go after them. Don't be magnanimous. They're still dangerous.
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@HDevil1967 The maori are still around because they surrendered too easily.
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@NateSilver538 It's not racist to speak the truth, no matter how unpleasant it is. The truth is the truth.
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@kylegriffin1 Trump won and was cheated out of it by old-fashioned ballot stuffing in five Democrat controlled cities: Milwaukee, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Detroit and Phoenix.
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@JayFivekiller
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And the prophecy has been fulfilled.
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@NateSilver538
Nate Silver
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Today's update. It's now literally 50/50.
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Hillary's butthurt staffers are driving her suicidal attacks on the alt-right...
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@gran1te_mtn He's giving gaysian manlets a bad name.
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My brother Elon gave me back one of my accounts, the one that got canceled in April of 2017. Had to come back and slap some sense into some of the young bucks.
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@JayFivekiller
Jay Fivekiller
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Trump won 49 states by 2.1 million votes. He lost CA by 2.5 million because CA electoral system eliminated GOP from most statewide races.
@scalzi
John Scalzi
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Not arguing he's not president elect. But any argument about a "change" election that doesn't address that Clinton got more votes is bogus.
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@JayFivekiller
Jay Fivekiller
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The left does not consider politics a game. Neither should you. To them it's total war. Prepare yourself accordingly to wage war in return.
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@WomanDefiner Colonies.
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I also predict that this is the year that the cookie poll mysteriously goes back to being accurate again.
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Trump leads Cincinnati ‘cookie’ poll that has predicted every election but one since 1984
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@plzbepatient They're judgement proof & prosecutors unlikely to bring charges, so, free money! Also, I heard that glitch was that you could open a Chase account online, deposit your fake check via mobile and then use your phone as your ATM card, meaning some of these were new accounts lol!
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@JayFivekiller
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Hey remember this egregious bumblefuck ---> @Younglionking7 The newest video from #Veritas about #BirdDogging now makes total sense.
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@paul_hundred @bobbybangbang69 I have survivor's guilt because I didn't go to the J6 protest. Better men and women than I put themselves on the line for America.
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The sad thing abot that doxxing is that @L0m3z is one of the kindest and most upbeat people on Twitter. While Wilson is a twisted, pock-marked homunculus who deserves to be launched into the sun for the good of the human race.
@Steve_Sailer
Steve Sailer
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Here's "The Guardian's" doxxer, Jason Wilson, and the "The Guardian's" doxxee, @L0m3z :
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@plzbepatient Vance is a normal American dad who jokes about his dogs and kids! Oh, the horror!
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As a sort of unfrozen caveman, returned from a long slumber in the ice, I've noticeed that no one uses the word cuckservative anymore. There are plenty of cuckservatives roaming around twitter, but no one is calling them that. Why?
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Trump has gone full Dark MAGA, Elon is grabbing spaceships out of the sky, and JD Vance is body-bagging journalists on live TV and you're blackpilling?
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Jay Fivekiller
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As he shook Barack's hand, Barron simply smiled and softly said, "You should pray that you die before I'm in charge."
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@Angelica_Reed1 @InternetHippo You have the same politics as Tyson Chicken and Walmart, the importation of endless scabs to keep wages low and unions busted.
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@orgyofgrunion You. That's what's gay.
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Jay Fivekiller
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If tweeting a picture of you eating lunch causes a nation-wide wave of liberal butthurt, you're probably going to win.
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Jay Fivekiller
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I feel sad knowing that Tuesday will probably be the last time I'll ever see Donald Trump debate someone.
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Jay Fivekiller
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My thoughts on Trump's travel ban strategy: It's a Trap! Left BTFO'ed again...
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Jay Fivekiller
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No hover hand for der Trumpenmeister.
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Jay Fivekiller
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The speed with which Trump has moved to kill NPR & PBS funding show the utter cuckiness of recent Republicans.
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Jay Fivekiller
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Trump's about to capture another four days of wall-to-wall media coverage. He's drowning her out. All you'll hear from her campaign is a thin whisper of despair.
@TheCalvinCooli1
The Calvin Coolidge Project
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🚨Breaking News: President Trump will officially go on the Joe Rogan's podcast this Friday.
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@CityBureaucrat Where's that article about how hard it is to do business in Israel. Once you get to a certain size (50 employees or so) you can't watch them well enough to keep them from ripping you off. You have to hire Americans now because they're trustworthy.
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More American soldiers have been killed by Muslim-American soldiers (Maj Nidal) than Muslim-American soldiers have died in combat. #Hillary
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There's a humanitarian solution to the migrant problem: family reunification in their country of origin. Think of the joyous scenes of homecoming when migrants and their children are returned home to their families!
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@LokiJulianus Jeff hates losing and he hates losers.
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This is brilliant. (I didn't write it. Don't know who did, but it's brilliant.)
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They’re Americans, you dipshit.
@jason_lynham
Jason Lynham
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@MysteryGrove Why do you care about shitlibs in Asheville?
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Taking one for the team and watching the Kamala rally in Georgia. Bruce Springsteen croaking out some of that "America is Busted" Americana music of his. 50 years of singing about how America sucks has made this fayg very wealthy.
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Trump trusts and likes ordinary Americans so much that he'll invite random people on stage and give them the microphone. Amazing.
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For the next fifty years, legal immigration should be rare and very difficult.
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The subtle message of this cover, "A Mother's Work", is that white mothers should be doing this themselves, not outsourcing it to poorly-paid foreigners. It's nice to see the New Yorker agreeing with JD Vance.
@NewYorker
The New Yorker
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Inside this week’s issue of The New Yorker:
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I think I speak for all of us when I say, don't care, still voting for Trump.
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So, by attacking cat-eating Haitians in Ohio, Trump loses the votes of the 500,000 Haitians in Florida. But, he gains the votes of all 2.4 million Dominicans in the USA, distributed as 275K in Florida, 325K in New Jersey, 146K in Pennsylvania and 850K in New York.
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@L0m3z "Don't care, still voting for Trump," is the universal correct response. 100% always right.
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Vance's performance is so good that it has called everything the Dems have said since the beginning of this campaign into question. If they're lying about Vance, they're lying about everything. (spoiler: they are).
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Vance is a Yale Law grad with successful big law and VC experience. He's in the top fraction of 1% of verbal and intellectual competence. The dipshits who called him weird sandbagged themselves, to the point that Vance has destroyed their whole narrative. He wins big.
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You should wake up each morning with the biggest grin on your face. You're living though historic times, following the greatest American folk hero since Paul Bunyon. Americans will be talking about this moment for generations to come. You were there when Trump saved America!
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One thing I've long noticed about this photo is how the soldiers are all runts.
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Mr. ✘
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yOu cAn'T uSe fEdErAl tRoOpS fOr A dOmeStIc dIsAsTeR! I guess the 101st is only for putting bayonets in the backs of White children, not saving their lives.
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The vast majority of shitlibs are just NPCs. In 40 years, when we're the dominant culture again, most of them will be as ardently rightwing as they were leftwing, & will never recall having been anything else.
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Alpha widow....
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"Made it myself."
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Joe Arpaio, 92 years old and still beating the crap out of faygs.
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@yakiimogo You have the same politics as Tyson Chicken and Walmart: unlimited third-world workers to keep American wages low and unions busted.
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If you're not having fun right now, I can't help you. You should wake up every morning eager to see what new indignity is heaped upon the American shitlib.
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Jay Fivekiller
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6'2", 217 lbs, and he maxed out at a 280 deadlift? If that's it, it's best to keep quiet about being #swoleleft .
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This time next week, the Democratic party will be at civil war with itself. It's going to be brutal.
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In 50 years, there will be a giant Trump Memorial on the National Mall in Washington, DC, and another one on Mars.
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@suburbangrouse @EliotACohen @jbendery Bad news for you. We just won on the merits. Get used to it.
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We need a letter of marque for public weed smokers. If you’re smoking weed in public, I should be able to taze you and take whatever is in your pockets.
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@RachaelBL Williamson is a HickNeoCon who despises the fact that he's from West Texas and not Connecticut. Vance is an affront to his striving, since Vance started lower and has risen much higher, without selling out his people.
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Illegal to be gay in Nebraska. Now we know why he left his home state.
@_johnnymaga
johnny maga
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Timothy Walz is now saying it’s “illegal to be gay” in Nebraska This guy will lie about anything and everything to advance his sick agenda
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Just a reminder....
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Imagine being this asshurt over a photo op.
@PalmerReport
Palmer Report
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The real proof of Donald Trump’s dementia is that he let his handlers do this to him today without pushing back about what a humiliating idea it was:
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The Kamala Phenomenon isn't hard to understand. She's a side piece promoted well beyond her ability and station. She knows it, too, which is why she's so anxious all the time. The sad thing is that she was pretty, but racially too exotic in the late 80s, when she should have
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Douglass Mackey
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The only time Kamala Harris appeared to be genuinely authentic, endearing, and happy was when she talked about baking cookies with her nieces.
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@GarbageHuman24 Hey, man, at least throw me a retweet.
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I told you God loved America and was giving us one more chance.
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I'm sitting in the rocking chair out in front of my teepee when an unmarked helicopter lands out by the sheep pen. Guy steps out and walks over. Introduces himself as @lomez . Spins out some sad story with his hat in hand.
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As you know, I enjoy scrapping with shitlibs, just step into their threads and start punching. Since Tuesday's debate, however, it seems they've lost their fighting spirit. They're limp and beaten, barely rising to the bait. They know she's losing and are demoralized.
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Jay Fivekiller
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Trump is entering apotheosis stage of a populist rebellion. Every attack is evidence of his righteousness. He climbs higher on their attacks
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They should have let Trump win in 2020. Yes, they got four more years of looting the country, but the end result will be far worse for them this way.
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NY Times gives Trump 53% chance of winning PA. Lots of big rural counties still out there. Trump will win state.
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