Mr.mapenzi @JasonAtuheire Twitter profile

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@JasonAtuheire

3 months

Its already a miracle to graduate from the bar but to graduate with your twin. All the way from kindergarten. Its truly an honor to do life with you lisa. @LDC_Uganda

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2 months

@jon_d_doe Fervent follower. Proudly from Uganda 🇺🇬.

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2 years

It came at a cost,sacrifices, pain, smiles and tears. Heavy is the hand that carries that paper. So glad that i got that degree. @UCUniversity

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3 months

@jon_d_doe Hello Agba, i passed the bar course today here in Uganda! I have been humbled by your teachings! Much love @jon_d_doe

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1 year

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1 year

@Mr_Barasha @SafeBoda Tbh i just use safe boda these days to know how much i can bargain with the normal boda guys.

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5 years

@RoyalKenyah Follow me😊

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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5 years

@PamelaReinZ The fact that they need to work on their English. 😒

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@JasonAtuheire

3 months

@jon_d_doe The assignment has been understood sir!🫡. God bless you too.🙏🏾

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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@JasonAtuheire

1 year

@OlawaleOyinlade @jon_d_doe I have a woman just like this, and I really appreciate her because i am alive to the fact that not many good ladies are out there. I love a woman that knows how to treat every season as it comes and still be content and hopeful for tomorrow.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@saviourmoses12 @DoreenNasaasira Please keep your opinions out of Christianity... You are entitled to your jazz but don't confuse other people

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@JasonAtuheire

8 years

Its always fun to....u know play dress up👍😊

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

@johnluia_ oh John its you... I didn't know you are on twitter. How is the welding business going. are you done with making our gate.

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

@PatohShanqueels @akan_evans13 move on... be hopeful. the sun will shine again. I like spaghetti btw😏🤣

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@JasonAtuheire

2 months

When a Kaboja honnies ask me about the weather:

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2 months

Hi beautiful people 🤩 Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗

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2 years

@UG_confesses I kindly advise anyone who idolizes their partner to stop it. When you seek ultimate identity from your partner, you place unrealistic expectations onto them. This is why you feel this way, desperation not sorrow. Feel the pain, and heal, and never look onto someone like that.

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

So i went to the barbershop today (no surprise there) and so after the haircut the lady asks to offer me a "head and shoulder" massage. well she ended up giving me a "half-body" massage.😳 i was bad-touched you people. i know my rights😩

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@JasonAtuheire

3 months

God does some of his best work in the wilderness.

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

Lol😂😂😂

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@JasonAtuheire

6 years

@Blaaq_ie @epaphroditus14 @Di_shazam @mac_nels @RovielOfficial @t_riumphant @_valking @Vhicosky @MeetMrAhmed @Iam_Temitorpe @PattyAmaka A Ugandan girl will tell u "Prepare the house hon am coming..." And she's already at the door😂😂😂😂

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@JasonAtuheire

2 months

You better get disciplined or life will make a fool put of you!

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2 months

Wait! Hardest and probably the best advice you’ll ever give yourself.

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@JasonAtuheire

4 years

When an app asks me to rate it five stars.

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

Okay guys what happened last night. I just woke up in a relationship 🤦😒

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@JasonAtuheire

4 years

My prayer is that we don't regret the choices we've made today. For it is better to live with fear than regret. For fear can be faced but regret can be something that affects your own legacy.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@DoreenNasaasira The truth is, ladies like to shout abstinence, but in the real sense of the word. Abstinence should also apply for material wealth, for the sake of the relationship. You can't treat your girlfriend like your wife, those two are different. You need to stop being a husband.

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@JasonAtuheire

1 year

@Solomon_Buchi Well, another thing that i have noticed is that reformed church ladies are entitled. Hear me out, a friend of mine was rejected a lady on a basis that in her BC life she had a high body count. Even though my pal didn't judge her he was shunned by her for rejecting her.

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@JasonAtuheire

6 years

Me: puts on Chinese headphones and connects it to the phone Brain: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it Me: the Bluetooth diyx has-eh connected-ah saxefulle! 😂😂😂 #dontsayit

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

it was on a bright and shinny morning......

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@mr_sewali

5 years

Someone needs to tell me where this movie really started 😂😂😂

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@JasonAtuheire

4 years

@SheilahGashumba You should fly to English school first 😂😂😂 that question isn't well phrased.

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@JasonAtuheire

1 year

@WassajjaAiden @SpireJim @KagutaMuseveni I just wish that lecturer taught you how to construct meaningful sentences. The way you write is sad.

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@JasonAtuheire

1 month

@josephine_anen @DailyMonitor Usually i think people who say things like that say it out of jealousy. I agree with you, if you can start with a car you are fortunate. The advice you probably give that man is to do even greater than his father.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

A happy birthday to me... Great things ahead.... Great things.

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

#ucudecides2019 our minds have already decided that #kadagatimothy is our indispensable candidate

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@JasonAtuheire

9 months

@Seekersfind For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also. Matthew 6:21 NIV And where my heart is, my time is!!

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Matthew 6:21 - For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.

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@JasonAtuheire

6 years

This is how i feel when i see Ugandans using VPNS and refusing to pay tax😂😂😂

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

@TuTuTullip @Blaaq_ie But i don't think all men are like that. Doesn't it also depend on what the lady is doing?

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@JasonAtuheire

6 years

@Iam_Temitorpe Dear EX....

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@DoreenNasaasira This is why you're expecting so much from her. I am not saying don't give, no don't quote me wrongly, all am advising is that don't give everything until there's a commitment on both sides. Another thing could be, that she's playing you.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

Is no one really going to start a thread complaining about the poor service delivery of the so called gift shops in Uganda. I don't think am the only one who never got what was advertised.

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

#UCUDECIDES2019 #kadagatimothy #guildpresident the womens procession went well for kadaga.

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

me walking out of class after the lecturer has chased me.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@CrmRecruit How do i make such a video... Anyone care to help me out

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

i wonder, if the baganda people had backcloth, what did we deep in the mountains of kigezi put on?

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@AhimbisibweOsb @LisaJasmine7 @jaspermt @UCUniversity @uculaw @uculawsociety @theucuguild @HindaKaba @Mugisha_Lyn @MutambaSophie @PeakUshers @EIkyiriza Thank you for your kindness sir

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

That face. When it hits you that marriage is forever.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@Dartte_45 Believe me she is. A diamond through the rough. She's strong, dependable and intelligent. I know she can even chat up a rock😂😂 she's very zealous about her beliefs and nothing satisfies more than a person who would rather die by their convictions...

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@JasonAtuheire

4 years

Satan's favourite word is tomorrow because for he delights in our ability to procrastinate and ignore the opportunities to serve God. God's favourite word is today, for He wants to work in us daily, perfecting us for Himself.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@AcenNovy Doesn't this amount to advertising? Just asking isnt this against the advocates code of conduct?

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

my face when am asking my old man for money!🤣🤣

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@JasonAtuheire

1 year

I don't believe in the notion that we learn best through making our own mistakes! Sometimes the wise thing to do is learn from the mistakes of those who went before you, you don't have to be burnt by the same fire that has already burnt millions to know that fire is hot!

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@JasonAtuheire

9 months

Despair, however, is inconsolable, because it comes from losing an ultimate thing. When you lose the ultimate source of your meaning or hope, there are no alternative sources to turn to. It breaks your spirit.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 months

Hana mixed, Greenhill academy, Lohana academy and St Law kids right now:

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2 months

Hi beautiful people 🤩 Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗

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@JasonAtuheire

6 years

@Blaaq_ie @MeetMrAhmed @Di_shazam @mac_nels @_valking @RovielOfficial @t_riumphant @Vhicosky @Alex_Houseof308 @iamSteveOla @Iam_Temitorpe Atleast u are changing something... I can barely change my clothes😂😂😂😂

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@JasonAtuheire

1 year

@Solomon_Buchi Why are we so concerned with only sexual compatibility and not, financial compatibility or the other compatibilities!?

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

@vindu_strong @ayebazibwejuli8 @militarychann @LoneChildMJB @AgabaBeso Can someone please define respect?!!! Does respect mean tolerance!

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@matsikoivanpaul @gyn_doctor @Fattah250 @HssnKirevu @NuweRichard @soja_buffalo @Zebrone_Aliwo @Nabimara_paul @Amturyamusiima @marvinlule68 @CanaryMugume I think its men who tweark alot

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@iamOteam @Charmainelipoto No it doesn't.... You men just love the idea but the reality of it. Scares you.. it will trigger interest at first but when she continues to do so.. in most cases I have seen the men tend to draw away and label the female as clingy or to overbearing.

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@JasonAtuheire

4 years

Let the games begin indeed😂😂

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

When you grown up into a policeman and you finally find your mathematics teacher.😂😂😂😂

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@JasonAtuheire

2 months

I think these are the people who need to be taxed😂😂😂😂 #EFRIS

Moses Echodu

@mechodu_

2 months

Ngambyee olina embuzzi meeka??😭😭😭 Arrest these boys expeditiously!!

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@innocent_ok99 @UG_confesses We could have also meant another group of men who are tired of ladies taking all their money, "we" could mean a set of victims. Before you brand the man as stingy its better you work with the facts, he just wanted the night out alone not to be an atm machine.

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@JasonAtuheire

9 months

There is a difference between sorrow and despair. Sorrow is pain for which there are sources of consolation. Sorrow comes from losing one good thing among others, so that, if you experience a career reversal, you can find comfort in your family to get you through it.

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

@aubry256 On the mountains i will bow my life to the one who set me there. In the valleys i will lift my eyes to the one who sees me there.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@HeatherNyemera It's actually so sad that many ladies go through this and the security of the bar does nothing. I once went out with a friend and a guy just proposed right there and then and held onto her hair hand the whole night refusing to let go and promising to fend of anyone (including us)

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

My face when someone catches me squatting on a latrine in the middle of my business.🤣🤣🤣

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@JasonAtuheire

3 months

@KainamuraR @MathiasSsemanda Its quite unfortunate that this happened, even though done with good intentions, your consent should have been duly sought for as you have responsibility and authority over your child.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@Owishemwe In agreement. In fact marry that woman, it says alot about her heart! Because these 21st century women only love the word take.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

This hit deep for me!

Ahimbisibwe Osborn

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2 years

If there's anyone who has got a formula for surviving in this new 🇺🇬, kindly share notes. I have been forced to calculate how much tax I'm giving to the Govt.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@owise1ne @jettyakun2019 @UG_confesses This is one of the smoothest things i have read all day. Great logic. Tell the Man to stop begging if he has game let him get the women.

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

@HanaLee68628713 @TuTuTullip @vicmaurice003 Girl what you need to understand is that guys are like rubber bands. When he tells you he needs space he doesn't mean he's falling out of love with you. Sometimes guys just need a little space just to recollect themselves appreciate their manhood and even you.

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Mr.mapenzi

@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@BryanWandera1 Well suffering is always has a lesson to it... Just like you came to that conclusion.. so there's always something to suffering as to whether that's positive. That's on you to learn. So all suffering is warranted.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 months

@joshuabyamazima Say what now!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

more, more and moreeeee #ucudecides2019 #uculawsociety #kadagatimothy

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@SirAmosMwine @LisaJasmine7 I was right!! This course will be an eye opener... Not to forget life changing

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@DoreenNasaasira He is only caring because he just wants something from you. All you are to him is a sexual experience. If he valued who you are he wouldn't force or demand that experience on you, because you're worth more than just minutes of sexual pleasure.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@Maestro_Milli @Mayne_ace @heisvnr This handwriting is used to summon spirits🤣🤣

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@JasonAtuheire

6 years

This is what happened when i went on a date with and indian chic and she ordered the one with so much red pepper...after i tasted tht spiced up food.... Girl: jay wat is wrong! Me: (gallops a litre of water) u look so beautiful.... Me:

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@JasonAtuheire

1 year

I believe that one of the reasons why people are so devoid of love nowadays is because of pride, the inflamed desire to rise your ego. Only humble people love.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 months

@jon_d_doe You are one of the few people who stand for truth, something we need in this broken word. Just say the word and you'll see the support and influence you have.🙏🏾 We respect you.

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

@Cecilia97N But who's owning who?

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

This is what i mean when i say I don't need drama😌😌

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5 years

This is how I wish to approach everything in life.

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@JasonAtuheire

10 months

@birungijoselin2 @MulungiKhloe How can i get w copy? Ty

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@JasonAtuheire

4 years

@uGandaN_cHieF They too know your struggles

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@JasonAtuheire

6 years

@joyce_osadolor @Nigerianbadass @ericobasi_B Its friday!!

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

@nyaf_gurl @AdrianSewali also me: watches 4 episodes of power 45 mins each.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@Charmainelipoto @MayogaAb The difference lies In the fact that the guy can visibly tell that you're interested and therein encouraging him to initiate the first move. Vibing me on the other hand is initiating everything and not leaving me to do my part.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@Charmainelipoto @iamOteam Don't late wimpy men fool you. A real man takes on the challenge presented to him and goes after this lady. Don't get me wrong I think it's okay for her to show interest she's human after all. In my limited opinion I think a woman who shots her shot so easily raises red flags.

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@JasonAtuheire

1 year

@MrMekzy_ He saw the fat in the cold soup i pulled from the fridge and was shocked that soup could look like that!🤣

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@JasonAtuheire

5 years

@AldrineEsther you seem like a sad person

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@kingFahad_17 I would love to hear honest reviews about what he makes, sometimes hype can take you and yet the enterprise is so unprofessional!

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@JasonAtuheire

6 years

@etoile_de_maman A silent long fart..... Sometimes it's the gas that's making you mad!!! You just need to...... Release it.... Releaseeeeee.....

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@JasonAtuheire

9 months

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@JasonAtuheire

6 years

This is how fresher guys are walking these days at ucu😂😂😂 #tweetlikeafresher

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@JasonAtuheire

3 months

@PirateMulwana @DailyMonitor @newvisionwire @MBU @AKasingye @JudiciaryUG @ug_lawsociety @ntvuganda @nbstv @StateHouseUg @ThefiaU Just get a lawyer, banaye!

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Mr.mapenzi

@JasonAtuheire

5 years

its time for ucu to embrace a man of great character, of sheer integrity, who radiates love and who embraces unity in diversity. we stand with you #kadagatimothy I stand with you. #ucudecides2019

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Mr.mapenzi

@JasonAtuheire

9 months

There are more idols in the world than there are realities. —Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 years

@HellenNdagire3 @charlotte_igoe So proud of my minion.

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@JasonAtuheire

2 months

@crazy_kennar You forgot the part where they take another turn😂😂😂 and leave you in a totally different county.

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