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jc

@Jasfher

4 months

"anak picturan mo ako dito sa painting" eh nagpalit hahahahahahah ma :(((((

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

bought palengke peanut butter aka THE BEST peanut butter out there haha ito pa rin talaga OG

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@Jasfher

7 years

“pancit ala canton”

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

at starbucks me: ate masarap ba yung bago niyong drink? yung [redacted] ate: *whispers no sir HAHAHAH fvck iloveyou thank you for saving me hahahaha

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

nung grade 6 kami gumawa kami ng insect repellent gamit ang calamansi for investigative project. sa review of related literature, as a vovo, naglagay kami ng alamat ng calamansi hahaha

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jc

@Jasfher

2 years

not nadine dong dantes 💀

miggy hendrix🪽

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2 years

nadine lustre is so FIREEEEEE 🔥🔥🔥

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

tila ko’y puro tulog lang at kain

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

tinataas niyo din ba yung aso niyo sa salamin tapos sasabihin niyo “hala!!! sino yan???” 🥺 bec same

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

wala namang masarap sa flavors na to

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@samuelbrillo

4 years

Fight me

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

pet peeve ko yung wala akong pera

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

happy 1st anniversary sa mga nagsabi na “after this pandemic magkita tayo” sana matuloy niyo yan in this lifetime 😌

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

miss ko na uminom yung tipong kapag iihi ako ngingitian ko yung salamin sa banyo sa sobrang lasing ko gets ba

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

yung madami kayo sa grupo pero ikaw lang gumagawa

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

omg sam morales and bilko spotted in mutia ti la union 2020 i stan investigative twitter

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

today i encountered ‘10nta mo?’ hahaha akala ko namindfuck na ako sa ‘prob5’ at ‘6al ka’ hahaha i love hieroglyphics talaga 😌 haha

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jc

@Jasfher

6 years

bakit siya nakakabit sa washing machine :(

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

*Jesus gives out free bread & fish to feed 5,000 people *gets red-tagged

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jc

@Jasfher

2 years

ahhhhhh geeets (hindi nagets)

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

PUTANG INA ANG GANDA HAHA

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

WHO: Don't hope for a vaccine, improve COVID-19 response

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

“hindi sa pagmamayabang pero wide reader ako nung grade school ako” me nung grade school:

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

8.8 sale na mamaya

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jc

@Jasfher

2 years

ang laki na siguro ng savings natin kung hindi tayo bili nang bili ng iced coffee

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

ahhh finally PH mass testing! ✨

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

share ko lang kaklase ko siya sa PI 100 kay sir nilo ocampo. one time may tinanong si sir about his book tapos nasagot niya. siya lang ata nakabasa sa class namin eh 90+ kami. haha kahit san mapunta valed si tiffy. ganda talino may jowa pa. napakagaling nakakaiyak isipin huhu

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4 years

class valedictorian ng upcm si tiffany uy omggg grabe yon

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jc

@Jasfher

1 year

isa isa na silang nagsasara :(

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

Duterte made everything worse tang inang pandemic response yan. Please tender your resignation immediately. Worst president any country can ever have.

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

day 8: kapag tinanggal mo letter A sa prutas, pruts pa din

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

rinig mo? pinagtatawan ka nila 555555555

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

“hello ser checkpoint lang po pabukas na lang po nung trunk niyo tingnan lang po namin baka anjan yung delta”

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jc

@Jasfher

5 years

PUTANG INA HAHA

jc

@Jasfher

5 years

i'm a few laughs away from making my bio "you do note the liar is my peyk"

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

Hindi nasayang ang STARSTRUCK JENNYLYN to 4627 ko 💯

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4 years

Sharpest lines I've seen by an artista so far. Jennylyn Mercado gets it ✊ Nevermind the Lopezes who are filthy rich or the actors/actresses who can have their big breaks again. The true casualties are the regular and seasonal workers coming from the whole of creative industry.

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jc

@Jasfher

2 years

kami lang ng mga kapatid ko sa bahay tapos wala kaming lunch 💀 so az the panganay, punta ako market pisil pisil with matching kunot nuo “ate fresh ba to” pero i have no fucking idea what i’m doing 😭 sa patatas kinuha ko basta cute, tapos carrots basta maganda pagkaorange 😭

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

nalito ako sa reply ng tito ko haha yun pala sa mango float na story ko dapat siya magrereply hahahahah 🤣

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jc

@Jasfher

5 years

prayed inside this one-of-a-kind church 🙏🏼

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

after three years pinansin na din ako ng crush ko 😌 tapos inofferan niya ako ng insurance 😌 details of the wedding soon 😌

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

tatay digong kung naririnig mo man kami galawin mo ‘tong baso

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

ano ang best harry potter film at bakit ito prisoner of azkaban?

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

pagod pero walang choice 🥲

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jc

@Jasfher

6 years

ung dinner mo gawin nating gourmet hahaha 🌿

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jc

@Jasfher

2 years

sinong mas angat sinong mas sikat

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jc

@Jasfher

6 years

feeling game of thrones talaga lagi dito sa probinsya them: sino ka nga? ako: ah ako po si jasfher. anak ni ganyan, pamangkin ni ganyan, apo ni ganyan. taga ganyan po kami

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

nawt er/wan joining the tinola bardagulan 😂

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jc

@Jasfher

2 years

ATTY. JASFHER CALLEJO To God be the Glory 🙏🏻 #BestBarEver20_21 HOMAYAAAAYGAAAADDDDDDD UMIIYAK PA DIN AKO 😭😭😭😭

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jc

@Jasfher

2 years

"nag conceive na yata si vp leni" "huy oo actually thrice na"

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jc

@Jasfher

8 years

"pabili pong fries" "small o large?" "ay wala po bang regular?" "wala po eh. contractual po kaming lahat dito."

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jc

@Jasfher

6 years

name a chowking branch na malinis me: yup that's the tweet

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

mood

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

lord ganitong mukha lang pramis magtitino na ako is2g haha hayy

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

payag ka cheerdance pero eto lang steps? kaka 15 minute break to ni tyang amy eh

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jc

@Jasfher

4 months

alam mong 30+ na kapag tinanong mo ng "ilang taon ka na?", ngingiti nang malaki tapos sasabihin "ikaw tingin mo ilang taon na ko?" hahaha 🤣

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jc

@Jasfher

7 years

Me: Pabili pong Coke. Ate: Mismo? Me: Oo eh. Pero hindi niya naman ako miss. Ate: ... Me: ... Tindahan: ... Coke: ... Limang piso: ...

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jc

@Jasfher

3 months

oh em nakakalaki ba talaga ng dede ang soy milk? nagsale kasi sa s&r bumili ako ng 24 boxes 😩😩😩 hahaha gg

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

feel ko kailangan na lang talaga mamatay ni duterte para matapos na to lahat

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jc

@Jasfher

2 years

✅ BAR EXAMS I'M ALIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭

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@Jasfher

5 months

consider niyo talaga sa first job niyo dapat may maayos kayong boss/mentor. will really determine kung gaano kayo tatagal sa work, and paano kayo magiging magaling sa future like maayos ba siyang tao? alam niya ba ginagawa niya? gusto mo bang maging kasing galing niya? ganon

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jc

@Jasfher

2 years

“NO TO CANCEL CULTURE” tapos puro cancelled mga events niyo i say daserviana haha la kayo mapapala jan istg

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

@vicegandako nakakasuka talaga ang fake positivity

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

siyempre investigatory pala hindi investigative vovo talaga amp. HAHA anyway, tapos edi ayun na nga magdedefense na ganyan, pagkagawa namin ung finished product, may dumapong lamok 🤦🏻‍♂️ gg mehn iyaqq 🤣 haha

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

Ginamit lang tayo sa views!!!!! Ano kami army???? CHEKA

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jc

@Jasfher

1 year

How it started vs How it's going sa congrats nagsimula, then exchange of law school materials, hanggang sa naging study dates at travel dates. the rest is history 💕

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How it started vs How it's going from telling me I have an amazing smile to crossing state borders.

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jc

@Jasfher

1 year

pano ba magjoke mga gen z ngayon? ayoko sila mabore sa speech ko haha "gusto niyo ba ng lemon???" ganon? HAHAHAHHAHA POTA HAHA

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

sobrang cute nag aabang sila ng chimken 🥺

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jc

@Jasfher

3 months

nahihiya lang ako aminin pero nagiging fan na ako ng bini hahahaha sino yung 4th grabe galing niya 😩😩😩

bini cunty lex 🇵🇸

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3 months

THIS IS SO GOOD WTF STAR MUSIC SHOULD INVEST IN BINI LIKE THEY CAN MAKE IT LOCALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

@iam_labs Sapelikula

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@Jasfher

2 years

"akala ko wala si Marcos andito pala." HAHA ka leody the winner of today's reading challenge!

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

pano niyo naconvince parents niyo na magpabakuna? 😞

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@Jasfher

4 years

@shaniaxcruz nag-aaral yung tao eh

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@Jasfher

2 years

FINALLY, THE REAL STORY ABOUT THE MARCOS ERA FROM THE SIDE OF THE MARCOSES. BUTI MAY GANITONG MOVIE NA ININTERVIEW TALAGA ANG MGA MARCOSES PARA HINDI PURO PINKLAWANS LANG NAGSASALITA 💚❤️ WATCH NYO BEFORE IREPORT NG MGA PINKLAWANS:

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@Jasfher

2 years

1 digitalized bar exam 2 batches of barristers 4 postponements 8 bar subjects in two days 31 bar sites nationwide 11,000 new lawyers ✨cutie✨ feel ko we just made history haha #BestBarEver20_21

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@Jasfher

3 years

kaen tayo meryenda 😌

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

totoo ba na sa isang barkada meron daw laging isang panget pero sobrang funny? so kung walang panget sa mga friends mo, check mo daw kung funny ka haha

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

naaalala ko pa nung nagtweet ako na mukhang nakakabit sa washing machine yung pasyente, tinry idefend ni suzette doctolero yung show niya ugh the satisfaction 👌🏼worth it lahat haha

GMA headwriter responds to Kambal Karibal meme comparing ventilator tube to "washing machine"

Suzette Doctolero reacts to Kambal Karibal meme comparing mechanical ventilator tube to the one used in a "washing machine."

www.pep.ph

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@Jasfher

8 years

"Bagyong Karen." "Gina po."

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@Jasfher

3 years

so uhm pano ko ba sasagutin to 😅 haha

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@Jasfher

3 years

“bitch she died”

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@Jasfher

4 years

it's been three years since netflix cancelled its finest television show. i still miss it every day 🏳️‍🌈 sensates forever!

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@Jasfher

2 years

tupig and puto calasiao 🤤

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@Jasfher

2 years

sobrang sipag magchat ng lola ko huhu nakakaguilty din minsan kasi nahihiya siya magchat saken kasi lagi daw akong busy 😢 mahal na mahal ko talaga lola ko huhu pramis spoil ko siya sa birthday ko tsaka sa pasko love u inay forever 💕

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@Jasfher

3 years

wala kang date mamaya? ikaw ay ______

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@Jasfher

4 years

guys comment niyo nga yung usual sb drink niyo. gusto ko lang magtry ng bago haha

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@Jasfher

2 years

DUMATING NA FIRST SWELDO KOOOOOOO TUMABI KAYO MGA HAMPASLUPA HAHAHHAHA

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@Jasfher

2 years

HALA PAGUWI KO SA ANTIPOLO MAY TARP ULIT AKO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@Jasfher

1 year

kinwento ko sa boyfriend ko na dati, nagrerent lang ako ng mga CD sa video city para makanuod ng movies tapos sabi niya "ano yung video city?" god i feel so old hahahahahah

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@Jasfher

3 years

i wonder bakit lasang tubig ang tinola sa inyo kasi samin eh masarap naman

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@Jasfher

4 years

hindi yata talaga nauubusan ng peanut butter ang bahay na ito hahaha

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@Jasfher

4 years

labas lang kami ng dog ko

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@Jasfher

4 years

pinanuod ko ulit wtf gago sobrang benta talaga hahahahahahaha

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@Jasfher

2 years

nagorder ako ng okura popcorn kasi akala ko popcorn tapos late nagsink in na "okura" ay okra 🤢

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@Jasfher

3 years

me every time i cook:

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jc

@Jasfher

3 years

magiging mas payapa siguro ang mundo if we all stop saying tama every fucking minute

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@Jasfher

4 years

ahh ganito pala CPR 🤔

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

walang jakol talaga makakapantay sa kantutan no

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jc

@Jasfher

1 year

"b nap lang ako" then proceeded to sleep on my lap 🥺 laki ng baby boy na kastudy date ko 😙

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@Jasfher

5 years

"BAKIT NIYO BA KO PINAPASAYAW MUKHA BA AKONG GRADE 3??? DAMING IBANG BATA JAN" "sige na bigyan ka namin 300" "ANONG SAYAW BA???? SOLO O GROUP KAMI???" tang ina hirap kumita ng pera haha

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jc

@Jasfher

4 years

now class, what does this photo teach us today?

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@ribsrep

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@Jasfher Remember nung umpisa ng lockdown at nag-hoard mga tao ng groceries. Yung mga na-late ang nadatnan sa store ay puro Lucky Me original? Tapos naiyak na lang sila.

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@Jasfher

4 years

umamin ako sa crush ko na crush ko siya and guess what kami na. UMUWI NA KAYONG LAHAT!! Jk haha crush din daw niya ako jsq my heart ♥️ 2020 the best ka hahahaha

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