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@Jarvalho111
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6 months
@MNSoda3 @ViolentFight @kara73872111 @fasc1nate Not sure self awareness is his strong point either.
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@Jarvalho111
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10 months
@JamesNokise Now you know why British people have "you'll laugh about this one day" drummed into them at an early age. Things are so pathetic here we have to say that. It's the proposed Tory slogan for the upcoming election.
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@Jarvalho111
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6 months
@troutbeckwolf It's the touch of the ref's spray that shows that he's a seasoned cheat
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@Jarvalho111
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5 months
Best deal for #NFFC is Bournemouth loaning out Kiefer Moore just before we play them
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@Jarvalho111
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9 months
@SirThankAlot_ @metpoliceuk @Lowkey0nline The 'thank got it's not my job' message
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@gunsnrosesgirl3 I think if you drill into that and breath that bubble you're pretty much guaranteed to wake up with super powers.
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@JaneyGodley This is a horrible thing to see. My daughter was assaulted by a bloke who did similar although he sat down next to a terrified 16yr old, stuck his hands down his pants and groped her. Good for the woman here, she shouldn't have to do this. I hope he gets suitably punished.
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@Jarvalho111
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8 months
@LeoKearse @bbcpress Think your moral high ground crumbled to nothing when you said she was wearing a diving suit.
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@Jarvalho111
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6 months
When are we going to make the Bridgford End the John Robertson Stand? #NFFC
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
Hilarious and terrifying in equal measure. The Daily Mail quoting Sir Michael Take, a parody twitter account.
@DaveThroup
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2 years
No laughing matter but can’t believe the Mail actually published this!
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@Jarvalho111
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7 months
Why is Marinakis getting grief? What other club wouldn't have sacked Cooper already? #nffc
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@Lynny1179 @emilyhewertson Watch it again and next time listen to the words
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@historydefined You really need to focus more on the fact she was raped. This isn't an interesting historical snippet, it's horrific
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@Jarvalho111
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2 months
@MarinaPurkiss Do you think she knows the grants have long gone. My daughter is at uni now mainly spending my money and what she earned in the summer, while building a hefty debt
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@Jarvalho111
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2 months
7 3-2 losses this year for #NFFC all were 2-2, many we were 2-1 up. Nice if we could learn how to see a game out. Man U 76th min winner Brighton 73rd West Ham 88th Bournemouth 94th Brentford 68th Newcastle 66th Chelsea 82nd Lost big points in West H and Bournemouth games
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@Jarvalho111
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4 months
Anyway screw the score, refs and Big 6... How the hell is Dominguez? #NFFC
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@Jarvalho111
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10 months
@PapaPincus Answers in a big brown paper envelope please.
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@Jarvalho111
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8 months
@BladeoftheS That's such a Tory thing to say, "we donate everything.......that's left, after we've all had our slice"
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@jonnymatt86 @WhatWeWitnessed She chose to tell him how to do his job instead
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@Brighton_Troll @TerribleMaps Imagine the elation when you get a parking space at that beach.
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@Jarvalho111
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6 months
@danielstorey85 @ByRobDavies From the academy to a championship contender in Scotland then a huge English club is hardly paying his dues. I can't remember a top pro going lower than the Championship and it's no surprise to see them quickly out of their depth.
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@NFFC Biggest turning point tonight was Yates going off. Left a huge hole. All in all I feel better tonight than after the last game. At least we showed some spirit
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@MarkOgden_ Ah #NFFC fans need to give him a break. Can't expect the Senior Writer to research all these obscure facts like who actually won the European Cup.
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@Jarvalho111
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@jasebyjason It's outrageous. I'd say they should have to back those charges up with invoices for services but not doubt they would set up phony companies and pay them extortionate amounts
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@DanielKretinsky Twitter never fails to show you new examples of how vile people can be.
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@Tr23m_ @HyperionBirb @warisbadmkay @Susanwilyns1288 @richardrahl1086 @fred_guttenberg @KidRock It's a gun that nobody should have ready access to. In case you missed his point
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@Jarvalho111
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10 months
@eurofootcom @MailSport Strange that he's effectively being paid to scout Forest who his side play in a fortnight.
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@callumcasteln Blimey 3 days with his son, that's a hell of a sacrifice. That always comes first. Wish him all the best whatever he does, he's earned a place in the Forest fsmily
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@Jarvalho111
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@AyoCaesar My god, honestly don't know what it's going to take for anyone to make a stand. The US are useless but here we're so desperate to get the Tories out Labour don't need to stick or twist on anything.
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@Jarvalho111
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6 months
@Gintit2k21 @trainfanmatt @EddietheOwl @Joeccfc827 @itvfootball It's pretty clear what he's complaining about though. He's not helping
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@SarahDuggers If people started leaving unnecessary packaging at the till the supermarkets would soon stop using it.
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@KarlT0 Windmills? What does he think is going on out there, an offshore bakery?
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@Jarvalho111
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2 months
@SteveCook28 @NFFC No player reached legend status quicker.
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@Owen27078397 @Rads_23 Not sure playing O'Brien in 2 positions is the answer
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@JackPConnell Man brings kid on stage and gets irritated when she acts like a kid.
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@Jarvalho111
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8 months
@LeoKearse I know you think you're edgy but the likes of you are far too common to cry over. Do better.
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@Jarvalho111
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2 months
@droghedarocky @DorsetHottub @DanniDewolfe @LUFC He's guilty cos you have a video of another incident? Hope you never end up on a jury pal.
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@Jarvalho111
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8 months
@JenKteach @ftukpolitics She just wants fewer tents, she's not bothered what else happens to the people.
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@BrentfordFC The Premier League version of Crawley signing that TOWIE bloke
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@NationalWorld Reason enough right there for another election. How many more £115k's in the next 2 years?
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@BethLHollins @MysterysJared Very true although sad to read that and realise why they're that accepting. Poor Alan
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@Jarvalho111
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5 months
@fopminui @Morbidful I believed it when the first one said it. I'm highly dubious of this one though
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@WhatWeWitnessed Seriously this place has gone too far. Definitely muting this feed
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@callumcasteln Did his job with the 3 points v Leeds in his first game. That was a huge win. Great signing
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@Jarvalho111
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5 months
@Plettigoal @NFFC @picturealliance He's unhappy? We're the unhappy ones
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@DaveyRogers2 @_antfrost Let's not use the US as the benchmark for sensible policies.
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@Jarvalho111
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9 months
@PapaPincus When people say 'no disrespect but' and mean pure disrespect.
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@Jarvalho111
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3 months
@AO1865 Yep, cricket have the commentary live too, it's helpful as you can tell when the pictures aren't always clear too.
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@NFFC I can tell the grandkids I got to see Hwang, Drager and Bowler in a Forest shirt.
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@Jarvalho111
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7 months
@alertforbitcoin @Joey7Barton Imagine replying to Joey Barton and managing to look a bigger berk.
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@universaluk Everyone needs to become familiar with this tragic story. So sad
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@ImJamieMartin Such a tragedy, he should be starting summer hols and the rest of a long life. Poor lad and poor family
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@MattHighton Can't get this of my head when Andrew Tate mentions his midnight visitor.
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@Forest_No_22 The Yates song needs tweaking. If Brennan runs he'll be in the Thames...
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@amarah_m Sure the family appreciate you searching so hard for a conspiracy.
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@Jarvalho111
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11 months
@baz_b88 @KieranMaguire He made an awful joke and deleted it. How do you think reposting this makes the situation better? Got to say, I think you have managed to come out of this looking a bigger berk.
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@Steveplfc @panoparker Luncheon meat is a blast from the past, wouldn't get that past the kids nowadays. Sosage!
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@Jarvalho111
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3 months
@Forest_No_22 Course they are, Carragher especially. I'm still staggered he's in a job.
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@Jarvalho111
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7 months
@ethanlamb01 "cos they're always going on about us" 🤣
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@Jarvalho111
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4 months
@Forest_No_22 @BBCMOTD That horrible decision doesn't excuse the horrible defending
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@_lknighty Because blind mass hatred to all is the answer right? You should be ashamed
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@docrussjackson I wonder what freedom she's worried about losing? I can imagine the only freedom she's lost is as a result of her voting for it a few years ago
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@nffcfan0 He asked you not to film him doing the autograph, your response was to plaster what you filmed on twitter and call him out. Pretty clear why he was reluctant. You're the one who's out of order here.
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@Jarvalho111
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7 months
@TrickyLMA Embarrassing tweet
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@1000waystod1e How did this bloke live long enough to get grey hair?
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
Got to be a signing coming out in #nffc new kit, otherwise why are they fannying about?
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@NFFC Shocking from Aurier there, he doesn't have to charge over there. Totally left his man
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@Jarvalho111
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2 months
@SunglasssesRon Toffolo, depending on Richards. Top bloke but not good enough.
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@Vmartine1905 She edited it saying she only mentioned autism as it's in Greta's blog. What crap, it's mid-rant right between 'half-educated' and 'doom-mongering'. Any organisation paying for her opinion should be ashamed of themselves.
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@Jarvalho111
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8 months
@ReturnOfKappy @HetPaars Is your wife an inflatable?
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@Jarvalho111
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10 months
@hubfootballuk Only one bet on himself and team mates, didn't help enquiries or admit wrong doing. See if you can guess which?
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@Jarvalho111
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Thoughts and prayers with Bruno Fernandes. I hope one day he will recover from that horrific graze to his bootlaces and walk again. #WIGMUN
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@Jarvalho111
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3 months
@Forest_No_22 Howard Webb needs to go, this season has been dreadful across the board. Not just us, although I've never known anything like it
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@Jarvalho111
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2 months
@Nesto25 Would be a world record goals tally. All those 3-2's would become 5-4's
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@Jarvalho111
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2 months
Seems like the support is for Isabel rather than Eugenie. To me Isabel seems desperate to have a dig every chance she gets. #RaceAcrossTheWorld
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@Jarvalho111
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6 months
@Rick141259 @supertanskiii Her comment says women routinely face this, it's true. She didn't say everyone is routinely dishing this out. There's a better battle to fight
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@GN1916_ Odd that she's filming and someone across the road has the other camera angle covered but hey. If it's not the set up it looks then you punish this person. You don't gather in a mob, scream at every man, woman and child or set fire to a police wagon.
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@Jarvalho111
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8 months
@AnnevanLeur Trump truly brings the phrase 'you can't buy class' to life.
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@JustinDazzler @TalkTV Spectacularly missing the point
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@Jarvalho111
Jarvalho
1 year
@JaneyGodley Thanks, I appreciate it. She's great now, after some counselling. She lost her mum to cancer last month, her Mum was 53. She (and her brother) have had quite a time. She's stunned me with how she's coped with everything
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@Jarvalho111
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@4evaNFFC He's slow, was caught lumbering for Liverpool's second, missed an absolute sitter and gets caught in possession too often. Early days and he'll improve but won't get any faster. Take your "football isn't for you" and shine it back on yourself if you think he's been class.
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@callumcasteln @nottslivesport Kouyate could definitely do a job at centre back
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@Jarvalho111
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2 months
@_7347_ @MusialaEra You say that like playing a tactic that couldn't work is a good thing.
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@supertanskiii Love it too. The hug round the waist at the end. Such a nice moment
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@NHPUKOfficial Protecting their women and children from that parked police wagon?
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@AKemp68 @DVATW @nottspolice 3 people have been killed, a man has run people down, there's reports of shootings but this is shocking?
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@Jarvalho111
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2 months
@FA_PGMOL The way Howard Webb has managed things the other countries should request no English refs take charge in the big tournaments
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@Jarvalho111
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2 months
@Forest_No_22 Spare a thought for that poor tarpaulin tunnel, he took a beating.
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@Jarvalho111
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3 months
@ethanlamb01 Yates does the unseen things that only the people who understand football can see. They can't describe these things but they are happy to tell you how little you understand
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@meganamegra @tauriqmoosa @snarky_mk @KatyMontgomerie Honestly, so many double take moments but this was the biggest.
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@verycentrist @elliemaeohagan 100% agree. This rubbish gets shot down which makes people doubt the more valid news on this subject.
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@Jarvalho111
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1 year
@NFFC_owen This is the sort of tweet people drag up in 10 months time
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@Jarvalho111
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2 years
@thomasFreader @livinglondonhis Pretty hidden though, unless you're in the habit of walking into people's back gardens
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@Jarvalho111
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2 months
@MrTrickyTree @premierleague Sadly I think this means we won't get any back
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