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6 months

Call me crazy, but...I'm starting to notice a pattern here.

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5 months

Enough time has passed. #AEWRampage

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At the end of the day, it's all about who are you rooting for: A dumb blonde whore with saggy boobs...or Stormy Daniels. I'm going with Stormy Daniels.

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WAPO: Trump was present in the courtroom when his lawyers failed to get the judge in the Stormy Daniels hush money case to delay it. Jury selection begins March 24, 2024.

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3 months

Enough time has passed. #ForbiddenDoor

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The "We Told You That The Vaccine Was The Reason That #DamarHamlin Had A Heart Attack" Starter Pack: #MAGAMorons

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3 years

Okay. Saw that Eddie Murphy trending and I almost got scared.

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6 months

Then explain Logan Paul.

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@TheRickWilson GQP: "We want Biden to shoot down that balloon!" Biden: "I just did." GQP: "We want Biden impeached!"

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5 months

Somebody tell him to step away from the crack pipe.

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6 months

So, Alfred thinks black wrestlers can only succeed in WWE and nowhere else? Well, we all know how well that went the last time. 🙄

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4 months

SHE! 👏 WAS! 👏 TBS! 👏 CHAMPION!!! 👏

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@DorbyAllen Swerve got him wrecked! LOL

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@XMenUpdate But as Gambit or...???

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@JohnTip736736 @Lucialicious22 You mean, "Alpha Male" Nick Adams? The Nick Adams with the Kid Rock fetish? THAT Nick Adams?

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10 months

Looks like MJF was right all along. "PG Punk"

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3 months

Who wants to tell him? #ForbiddenDoor

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@G0AwayHeat Nikkita Lyons and Tiffany Stratton will have a Twerk-Off.

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2 years

@LeonAle280499 @InvincibleHQ Also: "Think, Stephen! Think!"

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@SeanRossSapp Is this a sign? Is TK bringing in...???

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5 months

In case you're still wondering why "Paul Bearer" is trending today:

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11 months

Laura Loomer: "Bill Burr's girlfriend looks ugly and unhealthy!" Also Laura Loomer:

Laura Loomer

@LauraLoomer

11 months

Why is @billburr married to this? Isn’t he a millionaire? Lol If you’re a millionaire, prioritize your health and get a personal trainer. There is no excuse for rich people to be severely obese and unhealthy. If you have money, prioritize your health.

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@AngelaBelcamino Bet Gaetz probably hates it since all the girls are over 18. 🤣

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@TheEnemiesPE3 "I'm 'The Man', Becky Lynch...And you're watching Disney Channel!"

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@PopularLiberal Days without being a C***: 0

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5 months

Meanwhile...

Jack Cassidy 

@RealJackCassidy

5 months

#WWE has no "big-time direction" for Cody Rhodes' championship run until the Rock and Roman stuff heats up again per WON Gonna be a loooonggg summer 😅

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7 months

So he thinks that Okada in his mid-30s is considered ..."old"? 🤦‍♂️

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2 years

Ben Shapiro when he notices that "UPDATE WAP" is trending:

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@WrestlingCovers

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3 years

Should anyone be shocked that E marks are now trying to drag Keith Lee because he talked bad about the company? Vince ruined him and then fired him and now the Vincels are mad at him because he told the truth and they can't take it. Well, here's what I say to them...

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2 years

@PalmerReport SCOTUS tomorrow: "Quick!!! We gotta fuck something else up!!!"

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7 months

If there ever was a time to bring back Cecily Strong to play as Katie Britt to cold open SNL this weekend, this would definitely be that time. #GOPResponse

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@WRESTLECringe

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@Fosterling30 I wonder if this was the same guy:

Dorby Allen

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5 months

Bruhhhh ….. we’re only 10 seconds into the show

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Vince McMahon: "I'm gonna start 2023 in the most bat-shit craziest way possible!" Chris Jericho: "Hold my Bubbly."

Drainmaker 🌧️ 💵

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2 years

OH MY FUCKING GOD. Chris Jericho and rest of the Jericho Appreciation Society showed up at PWG BOLA!!!!

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@DianaGHealth @patriottakes @patsajak Pat Sajak is the Kevin Sorbo of game show hosts.

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@akarl_smith GQP: "We wanna stop 'Cancel Culture' because it's unfair!" Also GQP: "We wanna cancel debates because they're unfair!"

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11 months

@WhoisVindictive Basically this is what Lana (CJ Perry) was doing during that match:

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@PalmerReport HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (breathes heavily) ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Live footage of Joel Osteen being safe and sound.

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HHH trying to erase everything that Vince McMahon has done to Pete Dunne, Tommaso Ciampa, Austin Theory Elias, Shayna Baszler, etc.:

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@bonys245 @MustafaAli_X He is from Chicago.

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Me: "Why all of a sudden Bob's Big Boy is trending? I doubt it's coming to my state." *clicks to see* Me:

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@VMUniverse15 It's basically Whack-A-Mole... ...or in this case, "Whack-A-TROLL".

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@RonFilipkowski Why does every MAGA chick want to have lips like Janice from The Muppets?

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9 months

HE MISSED IT

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@darafaye All together now! NOT! A! DRAG! QUEEN!

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@highbrow_nobrow @HeartlandSignal 10 bucks says he's a child molester.

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3 years

So, who's better: Prince or Clapton? Well, the answer's simple...

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11 months

@PalmerReport Jack Smith: "Duck Season!" Donald Trump: "Rabbit Season! Jack Smith: "Rabbit Season!" Donald Trump: "I say it's DUCK SEASON and I say FIRE!"

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@PalmerReport He cancelled it because D(ouch)eSantis was there too...Doesn't make it any better, BTW.

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E-Drone: "4 women in a street fight? There's no story!!!" Me: Ummm...There is one:

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1 year

@nerdist @JackQuaid92 Batfleck and BenDevil would be a great team-up.

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5 months

I take it he doesn't remember Vince, Bischoff, Dixie and D'Amore getting attacked, huh? #AEWDynamite

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2 years

Vince McMahon when he saw that ending and the Wyatt 6 from #ExtremeRules :

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Hunter saying that Fightful isn't a credible source is quite a take.

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@KXNGAO

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Triple H claims that Drew Gulak was not fired over the Ronda Rousey allegations, he claims his contract just expired. He then claims that Fightful and PWInsider are not credible sources “If you're going to quote news sources, pick good ones" -Hunter

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@CrispyWrestlin Becky Lynch: "I want to face Tegan Nox to give her a push and elevate the NXT Women's title." WWE:

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4 months

"Hunter gave you a Twitter belt, Ricochet, and THIS is the thanks we get?!!!!!"

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2 years

@LHTUDOR @MollyJongFast I think Kimberly's still plotting to destroy the Power Rangers.

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@queenoftheringg Drake Kendrick

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@TheShook215 Nah, bro.

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9 months

@PuroresuFlow I wonder who he was referring to...Guessing all these three. LOL

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4 months

@WRESTLECringe That chode has no idea who Ricky is. SMH

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@WRESTLECringe "The worst crime you can commit is dickriding without a license."

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1 year

So, this is why #BoycottTarget is trending...

Mark R. Levin

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1 year

Target has informed my publisher, Simon & Schuster, that it will not carry my new book when it is released on September 19. It claims that certain customers might be offended by the title. Imagine that! So, the corporatist leftwing censorship begins. I will discuss this in

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2 years

@PalmerReport The bots are now trying to make "Sleepy Joe" trending today. Yep...they're rattled.

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3 years

@PWUnlimited Well, I guess we now know Nick's reason for all these releases:

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@palooza_lalla @CiaranRH93

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@TheCovalentTV And here comes the millions...(imitating The Rock)...AND MILLIONS! of gooner accounts.

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4 months

@jess_hillyeah Trump: "I don't care about you. I care about your vote!"

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3 months

@WhoisVindictive But for some reason, THIS is OK, huh? 🤨

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#TexasFreeze and Ted Cruz flees.

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4 months

OK, @ThisIsTNA ...Hear me out.

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So it turns out that it was a fatal car crash that led to the explosion at the Rainbow Bridge in Niagara Falls. Meanwhile, Faux News is crying like spoiled brats because it never was a terrorist attack and it want to use that to blame Biden...again.

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@highbrow_nobrow @Acyn So, she thinks he's a hero because...(checks notes)...he goes to fast food restaurants... OK.

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3 years

@thehill Wasn't expecting to get that on my 2021 Bingo card.

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@AIRGold_ Can't expect much from an audience that only cares about shouting "YEET!" and "WHOA-OH!" all the time.

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@TheRickWilson Florida GOP right now:

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@itsJeffTiedrich And I thought drag queens were the enemy. Was I being lied to?!!!!!

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@richcoastrican Cream Diamonds And Pearls I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man Bat Dance The Cross Partyman Gett Off Erotic City Fury Musicology Screwdriver Alphabet Street Kiss The Most Beautiful Girl In The World U Got The Look 7 Baby I'm A Star I Would Die 4 U

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@TheEnemiesPE3

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@likeyeahwellok "The worst crime you can commit is dickriding without a license" - Stokley Hathaway

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@AdamGoldberg28 And let's not forget the post-credits scene: He takes another 3-month vacation.

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@PalmerReport Did Ye move to Georgia and voted 8 times?

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Whatever you do, don't light a match while standing behind him. #TrumpSmellsLikeAss

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2 years

Vince destroying the Black & Gold Era vs. Hunter resurrecting the Black & Gold Era #WWENXT

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1 year

The "We're Gonna #BoycottCMT Because We're Butthurt Crybabies" starter pack:

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@SeanRossSapp There are three things that are certain: 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Ringside News is NOT a reliable source

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@PalmerReport And Stollen is actually a German fruitcake, so it's only natural that he'll screw that up.

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2 years

Kimberly Guilfoyle's trending again because she will not rest until she destroys The Power Rangers.

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4 months

@DorbyAllen So, to sum up: IGN on AEW: "Mercedes and Willow in a TBS title match that had a year-long buildup...It doesn't make sense." IGN on WWE: "Shoehorning Liv to suck Dom's face in a two-week span...GENIUS!"

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@stholeary2 @RealRasslinUK @AEW Well, I say don't do any shows in Oklahoma any more.

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