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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

Is it midnight? It’s been ten years. Ten years without my friend.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

I made home-made pesto and the ingredients cost about £800 and it’s not even that great so my life hack today is go to Lidl and just buy a jar for a quid and don’t be a twat like me.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

Literally everything you’re watching on telly at the moment is made by the self employed. If you think we’re just frivolous artists who need only £4K a year, try switching off the TV for 3 days and then get back to me. Also the books you’re reading and the games you’re playing.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

My dad just died and nobody’s awake. I feel very grown up in the rankest possible way. But he made me especially resilient and I am truly grateful, for that and everything. Fare Forward. The sun shines in Alicante.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

Send Liz Truss and the rest of them to the actual tower for this. Amongst many wrongs, the company is owned by the Horlick family via a holding company registered in a tax haven. FFS Consequences? ⁦ @DavidLammy ⁩ how do we get rid of this corruption?

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

@Turning_Pages7 Reader, I fucking married him.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

We all loved Bernard Cribbins, I think that’s safe to say. And how lucky we were to have him. ❤️

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

@CamLibResearch I said ‘about’ £800 so £798.60, ok? I rounded it up.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

@mega2e Ah, so she never leaves the house then? Ffs

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

7 years

@BBCWorld Whatever our opinion of Woody Allen, that headline is misleading.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

1 year

@jane_gatsby Like the old days you mean when women and babies died very regularly?

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

Should #BorisJohnsonResign ?

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

1 year

@pjsdunne @SoozUK As opposed to an amateur beggar who just does it for the joy.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

In other news, I’ve finished my stairs,the only bit of decorating I completely loved. Took forever because of cat paw prints but here they are.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

@TimFywell But Tim, I just did it…

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

We girls were not allowed to play football at school. I’m not ancient, this was the eighties. Recent. We weren’t even allowed to wear trousers ffs. And so my face is wet at this win, with joy and also for all the Lionesses that never were. #itscominghome #Lionesses

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

@jasmin_penny @lisadubbels @aidachavez I use a lovely Chanel foundation and my lippy is called RED WITH FURY by IT WASN’T MY FAULT YOU TURNED INTO A RAPIST YOU SPAM FACE.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

And some twat just tweeted ‘but is it a skill?’ Writers, actors, directors, musicians, camera operators, sound engineers, editors, builders, designers, the list is endless.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

7 years

@lisaluc85 @LukeBarnett @aun_ie @MattWalshBlog he's right though. I'm forever accidentally shagging people over a pasta salad.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

Have just organised a very basic funeral that could feed a refugee for one year and I am disgusted and want to literally vomit. I want to take my dad to the woods and have a big fire and cast spells and sing a song and fuck these people who profit from death.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

I saw my nice green jacket in the charity shop and regretted giving it away so I bought it back. Anyway, now I have two, because it actually wasn’t my jacket after all and I had never given it away. #ffs

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

I’m starting to get mild anxiety about #Fleabag ending. @fleabag

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

I think it’s time for the Queen to intervene in her big EU hat. #StopTheCoup

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

Also most of us won’t get the £90 a week anyway because as freelancers we have to put tax money away which then looks like savings but really isn’t.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

@georgegalloway This aged well.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

7 years

@baconplasma @aamer_rahman Wtf? Being spat on is assault, and hideous, and clearly this woman is full of hate. Why don't you wind your neck in baconplasma.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

Happy Birthday Tom ❤️ #TomBaker

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

7 years

Just watched a WWII doc. The similarities are endless, Make Germany Great Again etc etc and also, Very Bad Hair. #Trumprussia #ImpeachTrump

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

@immaggi Blocked and reported.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

8 years

. @realDonaldTrump they made a polite request. How is that harassment? I look forward to the day they impeach you and hope it's soon.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

1 year

@SkyNews Will he also have bits of Santa’s beard in his big cape?

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

I tried to phone my dad. His number’s disconnected. I was surprised at how much this broke my heart. Also, I apologise for over-sharing. It gets right on some people’s tits, but hey, what the fuck.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

People saying they will STOP buying @YorkshireTea because they support #BlackLivesMatter HOW FUCKED UP ARE THOSE PEOPLE??? To boycott a company for NOT being racist? So basically they’re saying they are proactively racist. It doesn’t get much lower than that.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

I cleaned my house a year ago and already it needs doing again. Ffs.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

I’m all for dark and twisted humour but there is no funny spin on this. It’s a tragedy.

Auschwitz Memorial

@AuschwitzMuseum

3 years

The Emmler Sinti family deported to #Auschwitz . From the left: Wally (b. 1936), Elisabeth (b. 1917), Ali (b. 1938) and Oscar (b. 1935) Ali Emmler perished in the camp on 24 November 1943. Our #podcsat tells about the fate of Sini & Roma in Auschwitz:

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

Happy birthday #TomBaker , loved by us all. #DrWho

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

@necurran @MandyStarlight @bbcdoctorwho No, your little door is also fab x

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

@EnoneeMoose @girlziplocked This is why I believe our governments, filled now with people who were born with immense privilege and have never had to struggle financially, should be run by the women/men who raised kids single handedly on a budget of literally next to nothing.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

This is so clear and desperately sad and needs to be heard.

Femi

@Femi_Sorry

5 years

I didn't understand the Brexit vote until @StevenFrance4 picked me up in his van in Sunderland. One of my most emotional moments of the whole campaign.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

When I was six I wanted to be Tom but this is way better. The fourth doctor has a new companion and IT’S ME.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

When is Eton going to issue an apology for all the cunts they have inflicted on us?

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

In light of all the awfulness, here’s my lovely mad cat. He was hanging there for ages and ages. #CatsOfTwitter

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

I know so many women, myself included, who would love even a tiny bit of power in our industry and would not abuse anyone. And since most of us have been asked to get our kit off at some point we would never ask this of someone in an audition. Jesus wept. #meToo

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

@Baddiel Made the mistake of reading some of Carlos’ thread and now I want to run his feet over with my car.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

There was a boy at my school in the year above who got battered or heckled pretty much every day on his way to school. He had a flouncy scarf and was completely bravely out and I was in awe of his bravery and still am. I think of him a lot and hope he survived + is happy. #Pride

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

I could not love this more. Look at my shiny weapon. #DrWho #DalekUniverse #DavidTennant @bigfinish

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

@jamespage79 I realise It’s never occurred to me before that marmite is made from actual foodstuffs.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

In other less dark and sinister non-political news, here’s an arty leafy pic of my daughter. She has no idea how insanely beautiful she is. Photo shared with her kind permission.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

I’ve just accidentally sent my builder a self tape via Airdrop for a commercial which is just 40 seconds of me smiling ‘empathetically’ like a twat and now I either have to move house or move house, basically today. I can never see him again. I am COVERED IN SHAME.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

My dad would have been 85 today. I would so love to drag his wounded, spent body right back to earth and make him eat cake and drink a latte with me. It’s his birthday whether I bring him back to life or not. I miss him every day.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

Who fucking cares? For Fuck’s sake.

Metro

@MetroUK

7 years

Do men find women who swear unattractive?

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

@Stu_N @TimFywell If I’d taken out the pine nuts it would have come in at a more affordable £780, you’re right.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

My beautiful mum would have been 82 today. I never knew her old and she only knew me as a girl, but it was enough to create a story in my head that I could live with. I’ve no idea how she would have coped with lockdown, or being a grandma, or anything, I just know I loved her.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

9 months

#DrWho Happy Days as #TomBaker often says. Some @bigfinish pics of The Doctor in all his many forms.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

7 years

@BorisJohnson Neither did Theresa May you shape-shifting reptile. #whereismay #CorbynWins

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

7 years

She has a point. #PlannedParenthood #RESISTANCE

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

7 years

@zeroable @AgeofSmut @BBCWorld I agree, all of the above, I just think the headline is not in any way representative of the interview. I expect that from buzzfeed, not BBC

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

#JacquelinePearce rocked up to the studio in an amazing velvet gown. Wow, I said. ‘Darling it’s a dressing gown!’ She said. ‘And there’s a nightie underneath so I can just roll back into bed.’ SO much to love there. Rest up Jacqueline you gorgeous creature.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

Happy birthday lovely Tom. #TomBaker

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

I have finished my howling wolves jumper in time for Christmas. OoowOOOoo.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

@doodlerun Oh wonderful. My mum made a bad moussaka once and we flung it over the garden wall into the compost and the next door neighbour’s dog DIED. Coincidence???

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

7 years

Dear British politicians, don't think just because Trump's so batshit that we've forgotten what a massive disappointment you all are.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

When I was at college Ken Branagh was doing Hamlet at the rep and it was sold out. I tried to buy a ticket off a school child but no joy so I went back the next night dressed all in black like stage management and with 5 mins to go before the show I called ‘beginners please -

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

@ChihuahuaCheech @LauraLoomer @realDonaldTrump @Tinder I’m sure you could find another heartless racist who condones incarcerating children and shagging teenagers. Maybe start your own little group where you can all wear your stupid hats and rage against kindness together.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

@Halfpennytweets I am livid on your behalf and for all the girls, and also for the boys who might fancy a bit of cooking. They should all be doing both.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

I’m going to sit in my car today outside my house and pretend I’m stuck in traffic and that’s why I can’t get home to cook the eleven thousandth meal of the week.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

Lockdown laze-shame - last night I couldn’t be arsed getting up and going downstairs for my book so I bought it on kindle. I’m sorry. I’m ashamed.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

Thank you @jordanmansfield

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

7 years

@lisaluc85 @LukeBarnett @aun_ie @MattWalshBlog and Lisa if I follow you back we'll probably end up lesbian. #followsback

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

@_roryturnbull Hello, I’m a woman in a movie so I’m naked with fewer lines than my boyfriend, a genius, who is 43 years older than me and not naked, thankfully.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

I saw this beautiful Anne Sexton poem on insta and had to share because the whole world needs to see it. God. What words.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

7 years

@ThatSarahKlem @JenAshleyWright Jesus, we’d be here all night retweeting.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

Quite winded by the news about Helen McRory. Her beautiful kids. Damian. A terrible loss for them.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

@suzanne_moore He hasn’t really served a full day.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

I’m missing my daughter so much I’ve become fully Edwardian and embroidered myself a dress. It was not particularly enjoyable and I’m a bit shit at it but here it is. #slowfashion

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

7 months

Dearest Tom! Happy 90th birthday. We all love you. #TomBaker @bigfinish

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

@TracyAnnO I thought he was being a bastard at first and now I realise he was just getting a good family photo.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

1 year

@jane_gatsby Oh she’s a spoof. Hilarious. Well, not.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

Two things I created, the jumper and the girl.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

The same one who fled Switzerland recently to avoid quarantine. #AndyWigmore seriously, lock the fucker up.

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LeaveEU’s Andy Wigmore - currently at his ski chalet in Switzerland - announces he’s got into the COVID-19 testing business. And has been approved by the UK govt.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

@RIddlesdenGill @Stu_N @TimFywell Also replace the Parmesan with wood shavings from the last DIY incident and BINGO.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

It’s #DoctorWhoDay so happy anniversary and here’s a pic of me and the one and only Number 4, #TomBaker in which I play it really cool around him so he can’t see how much I adore him. Photo by @TobyHadoke

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

BEGINNERS’ and slipped into the auditorium and stood at the back, my heart beating out of my chest. Nobody found me out. It was the most WONDERFUL show and Sophie Thompson the best Ophelia. This is how much I love Theatre and my heart breaks for its absence. #SaveOurTheatres

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

My beautiful dad. Derek. It’s the anniversary of the day he died, but really every day is an anniversary. I try to conjure him every single day. Still. The absolute loss is a shock. I feel very privileged that he was mine. He was so fabulously weird and wonderful.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

Sixteen years ago you’d have found me in a central london hospital howling at the moon, when this little beauty was born. She grew into the most wonderful human. Happy birthday @mabelpartridge1

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

@Femi_Sorry The fact that you checked she was ok has made my eyes wet, which is a sad state really, since it’s basic decency, but given the state of the country at the moment it feels heroic. X

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

The outcry is everywhere, Julia, it’s just that most of us have blocked you so we can’t see you and you can’t see it.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

@FrancisRoyCA @caitlinmoran @CCriadoPerez Where did you crawl out from? 1952?

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

@matthaig1 I saw a guy posting #bekind the other day who’d sent me a DM a couple of years ago suggesting I go and hang myself. I wondered if he even remembered. I can’t forget it unfortunately.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

3 years

FULLY VAXXED BABY. #vaccinated

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

Happy birthday Tom! Working with Tom over the last ten years has been an actual joy and a privilege. A wonderful actor and a wonderful human, #HappyBirthdayTomBaker

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

My dad died a year ago today - to this moment. I miss him every day - the landline now silent, redundant, loudly absent. The loss is absolute. I held his hand as he went and cried salt into his palm. 50,000 daughters had no such privilege. I count my blessings, truly.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

@bigfinish And here’s our first picture together - I bloody love this man.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

5 years

@MirrorCeleb This is so fucking sniffy. Should she be ashamed for feeding herself and paying her mortgage? Stop writing this shit.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

This thread has given me great joy. The replies OMG THE REPLIES.

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

6 years

It’s hard work but someone has to do it. #drwho @bigfinish #TomBaker

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

2 years

You see a woman being assaulted. You do nothing. It lasts for six years and then you see her home in a taxi. She does not thank you and you go on twitter and call her ungrateful. You’re a twat. She’s a hero. #WelcomeHomeNazanin

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

Look at this baby. #DavidTennant , @JoeSims10 and me. A joyous, emotional adventure. #DalekUniverse @bigfinish @kenbentley @RichardsonBF ❤️ #DoctorWho

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Jane Slavin

@JaneSlavin

4 years

We seriously, SERIOUSLY need a revolution. Who’s in?

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