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@JamieJacksonati

3 years

I have a daily 5-minute podcast you shouldn’t listen to. It’s on Spotify here.

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@JamieJacksonati

5 years

@SocialM85897394 @bencorke @BorisJohnson @Ofcom This is historical fact. It’s not anti-UK. How is it anti-UK to state sugar and tea first came from abroad? Is this a joke I’m missing? Some sort of subtle satire?

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3 years

@NoContextBrits I prefer this variation.

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1 month

Couldn’t agree more with Stewart Lee here. After Life is utter trash for dickhead numpty moron twat faces who’ve never read a book.

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2 years

@fesshole Dyscalculia.

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6 years

@brianmoore666 @scousepie I know Brand isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but this.

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3 years

@TheBrometheus Agreed. We always lived in extended families for hundreds of thousands of years until recently.

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10 months

@fesshole Insurance: You have full cover for 299 a month! Also insurance when you make a claim: No sorry, you’re not covered for that, it’s actually classed as an accidental, third-party maintenance work act of God non-mandatory sundry outer-policy bolt on wear and tear incident.

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5 years

@radtoria I heard on a podcast where two people were just chatting and he said his 4 year old said to a 1 year old “remind me what it was like before we were born so I don’t forget”. 🙀

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2 years

@anon_opin No one, and I mean fucking no one, tells me how to eat eggs.

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5 years

Yeah sex is good but have you ever watched Antiques Road Show when someone thinks they’ve got a valuable family heirloom and it turns out to be a £80 piece of shit.

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2 years

@fesshole Yeah the worst thing a girlfriend ever said to me was “you’re exceedingly handsome, you have a great body and you’re amazing in bed but you can’t make a cup of tea” I was so devastated I had to tell everyone.

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4 years

@marcmaron I’m a courier. I take pride in my delivery photos. I try as much as possible to hold up the package to a cat sitting on the doorstep or a dog barking through a window. I know the owner will get my conformation photo emailed to them and enjoy seeing their pet.

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4 years

Doing actual paid work today at home but live streaming @DaftLimmy all day as company.

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8 months

@edcumming Harvester with PA is peak Partridge.

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3 years

@RWTaylors Chucks the word workers into a speech that has nothing to do with helping workers. That’s Labour 2021.

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2 years

@paulkenyonTV Not a fan of Tate but this reeks of a stitch up.

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@JamieJacksonati

5 years

@Joshuuuuaaaaa @gregjames @mattsinger The film is great for this character alone.

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2 years

@ClownWorld_ You don’t get these scenes anywhere in the UK. What’s the difference?

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4 years

@lucycsh @OderaJayde It’s called *checks notes* loyalty and *turns page* accepting people have *checks notes again* different opinions.

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2 years

@ClownWorld_ At least he took it like a man.

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@JamieJacksonati

5 years

@BigRilesMMA @ZubyMusic The moon is also inherently sexist. It only has a “man” which is both patriarchal and transphobic as gender is a social construct. Anyone who likes the moon is a Nazi.

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@JamieJacksonati

3 years

@anon_opin No. Enough with you morning people.

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4 years

@shamiesw @Sebby_Col This face

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6 months

@fesshole Same to be fair. But not everyday. More like every decade. And only women. Well, my mum. And getting older fills me with existential dread. But other than that bang on.

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4 years

@idiocracy_is @disclosetv Funny how every person who thinks the world is too crowded never thinks they’re the problem.

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10 months

@SiBarberPhoto To be fair why didn’t the church architects plan for wiring? Shortsighted.

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10 months

@fesshole Same energy.

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3 months

@Dylboz @dissproportion Fuck yes. The biggest taboo on my house was to call my dad the A-word. He’d smash the house up. It’s got power. It’s why AA starts with “I’m an alcoholic.”

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@JamieJacksonati

6 months

@anon_opin Or maybe hell is never having any success at all in your passion and instead spending your life working in a finance department with a bunch of what ifs.

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@JamieJacksonati

6 months

@fesshole Confession: I’m a fucking hero. Tell us about the time you embezzled money, cheated on your partner and had a wank I’m the stationary cupboard. C’mon, play the game.

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@JamieJacksonati

5 years

@GoodwinMJ The #fbpe types are what made me furious about Brexit. FBPE before they were FBPE were still there with snobbery, working class hate and entitlement. I thought I was a kinda-FBPE type before Brexit. I was literally disgusted by the chattering classes as Brexit unfolded.

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@JamieJacksonati

3 years

@NoContextHumans I remember this story. Guy was an absolute hero for fighting off 3 masked intruders. His wife was upstairs (maybe his kid too?!) I’d like to think I’d do the same but I’m sure I wouldn’t be half as on it. Zero hesitation on his part.

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3 years

@fesshole

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@JamieJacksonati

6 years

@SheRa_Marley @JimMFelton Boaty McBoatface means Boaty McBoatface.

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5 years

@mashable The sexualisation of children by adults is the future?

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@JamieJacksonati

7 months

@CL_Meadows Hand picked by the headmaster to attend for the cameras. Bored as fuck. Thought it would be a good bunk off maths but actually they just wanna be sitting with their mates not listen into some 50 year old woman screaming weird. Might not be the case but that’s the vibe.

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@JamieJacksonati

11 months

@HPNnetwork @maxseddon Hunting for individual Jews as a mob isn’t anti-Semitic? You need your head checked.

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@JamieJacksonati

5 years

@IainDale @labourleave Propellers don’t go back and forth, they go round and round.

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2 years

@elle91 I literally watch films whilst looking up people on IMDB.

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5 years

@RVAwonk Two different groups can both be bad.

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5 years

@IsoldeMyeSoule @RVAwonk It’s called nuance.

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@JamieJacksonati

3 years

@Adam_Parsley34 @glyndwr1969 @samhuxley Probably the best reply to a tweet be ever seen. 🤌🏼

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@JamieJacksonati

5 years

@BrendanChilton Yep. Bang on Labour have gone into a tailspin on “we’re doing badly because of the newspapers”. That shit don’t wash in 2019 with the internet. It’s funny how Labour have leaned so far into conspiracy instead of checking their own policies.

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2 years

@nickdixoncomic Surely not wanting to sit next to someone with different beliefs is in itself rejecting diversity?

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7 months

@tyler02020202 You feel old when you’re in your mid-20s but by the time you hit 40 you realise that’s very young and even 40 isn’t old.

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@JamieJacksonati

5 years

@willium Staying up late and watching tv. When my parents did it and I had to go to bed I thought they were having an amazing time. Turns out they were just knackered, watching shit.

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@JamieJacksonati

5 years

@EUflagmafia The kids get... my own political view I’ve thrust upon them.

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4 years

@RobTnnt @DaftLimmy CUT MY FOOD INTO PIECES THIS IS MY KNIFE AND FORK

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@JamieJacksonati

4 years

Have I Got News for You is 30 years old today. And so are their jokes.

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@JamieJacksonati

3 years

@nickdixoncomic They have to create giant blindspots in their thinking else the house of cards comes a tumbling’ down.

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3 years

@b3thany @rhodri This blows my British mind. Destroying your fellow classmates verbally for having an interest or excelling in anything ever was/is 100% the name of the game. Taking the piss is our national sport.

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5 years

@bbcworldservice I’ve been to Finland. It’s bloody ace. No wonder they’re happy.

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5 years

@Tesco I’m annoyed that they’re called rowdy.

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2 years

@ABeautifulCult1 Where are all the plus size models?

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3 years

@waitbutwhy Still more believable than Fraiser Crane’s super-apartment.

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2 years

@fesshole I’m like this about 50% of the time. The other 50% I’m angry that she moved something and I can’t find it.

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2 years

@Noahpinion The biggest trick Silicon Valley pulled was to appear left and liberal, giving their young staff beanbags and smoothies, whilst forming giant corporations with staunch right wing attitudes towards tax and industry.

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2 years

@TonyDowson5 Paywall free version 🤝

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4 years

@fesshole Agreed to all of this, but this cartoon made me feel better about my “it’s all pointless” thoughts. Also read some Albert Camus who agreed life was absurd and the only thing we can do is give it our own meaning. Perhaps that’s the real point to life?

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10 months

@NoContextBrits Had a Chinese mate who used to wear cowboy boots and one of my other friends would call him Slint Eastwood.

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2 years

@StatikCo Hate it when my cables melt when I fry them in a pan.

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2 years

@anon_opin This doesn’t exist. Why are you angry?

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@JamieJacksonati

3 years

@ADHDeanASL @surrealvehicle I understand the reasons but everyone orders generic drinks at bars. “I’ll have a beer”. A pint? A bottle? We have 17 beers, can you be specific? Also coffee cups that are clearly empty. Just put some water in them so at least the physics looks right for fuuuuuck sake.

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3 years

@KidsWriteJokes Less a joke, more a short story.

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10 months

@BowTiedBonobo @LeafEsq Apologised? Have you met… women? 😂

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@JamieJacksonati

6 months

@shallowmanly @dieworkwear Yawn. We’re talking about suits not politics. Have a day off.

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2 years

@fesshole Wait. I think this is aimed at me. I’m serious. It all fits. She told me you’d do it for free! And that’s why I said thanks. Don’t blame me, blame my ex-wife. She’s your friend.

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@MyshkinFool It was. I was on furlough from a job I loathed. All social responsibility fell away. Apart from the nagging worry about the virus I had a blissful summer. Feel guilty to say that but I think in that first lockdown, a lot of people did.

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2 years

@OneEyedOwl__ @ClownWorld_ Yeah but that’s just Oasis fans?

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4 years

@BlackRock_UK @blackrock Corporations pretending to be driven by anything other than profit margins is my favourite flavour of bullshit.

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3 years

@memed_my @ZubyMusic @ArchRose90 I suspect no lessons will be learned.

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6 years

@TaylorLorenz Showing me tweets other people I follow liked in my timeline. Constantly.

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@JamieJacksonati

2 years

@TerribleFinance It’s cos the ruse of Air BnB is up. No one wants a £150 cleaning bill and an admin bill and buy and cook their own food. Just stay at a hotel brah.

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6 months

@eleanorzjames @NoContextBrits Play along mate.

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@JamieJacksonati

5 years

@quotesbobdylan Also my Dad’s, that he quoted all the time, was this: “To dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free, Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands, With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves, Let me forget about today until tomorrow.”

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@JamieJacksonati

5 years

@GeoffNorcott So your suggesting context, nuance and intention should be taken into consideration? It’ll never catch on.

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5 years

@TitaniaMcGrath He religiously lead genocide, religiously beheaded aid workers and religiously killed his children when he died. Religiously austere to the end.

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@JamieJacksonati

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@The_Feminist_TM I’m not concerned about it. My kid looks identical to me. Also I trust my wife?! But I know a couple where one of the kids isn’t the father’s and he don’t know. Long story about how I know but essentially that shit is terrifying.

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2 years

@usiLLuSiv3us @ClownWorld_ I live here and been around the whole of the UK. It’s not the media.

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@JamieJacksonati

2 years

@GD_Abstrakt @Aella_Girl Holy fuck learn the tiniest bit of history.

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@JamieJacksonati

2 years

@suretone_ @WomenPostingLs What about Mongolians? What about their genes?

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2 years

@fesshole Yep. I was once on the phone talking, explaining to the person I’d lost my phone, whilst looking for it. On my phone.

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@JamieJacksonati

2 years

@_DHOTYA @trainwoe Was genuinely thinking the other day about the fact that passport probably should have won on balance, then got annoyed this is what I waste my time thinking about.

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5 years

@domjoly

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10 months

@anon_opin Agreed. My neighbour left something at the bottom of his drive the other day and it pissed me off so much I just took it. Now I have two wheelie bins.

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@JamieJacksonati

3 years

@anon_opin You sound like someone trying to convince themselves that living in a box flat for £875 a month is edgy.

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@JamieJacksonati

6 years

@RenegadePlayboy Acting like an impulsive man child and letting your base needs dictate who you are isn’t alpha. Providing, protecting and leading a family is alpha as fuck. It’s why so many can’t do it. It’s hard. It’s sacrifice. It’s giving yourself a higher purpose. It’s straight up heroic bro

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3 years

@anon_opin Sometimes you don’t want a straight up snare drum.

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2 years

@barnyskinner @MizJama And the company he kept.

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4 years

@BarristersHorse Listening to Guy Verhofstadt did that for me.

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5 years

@FindlaterJake He’s having a nap on a train! This is tabloid nonsense.

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5 years

@wodfan @Ally1889 @julieoakley @monsterfromid @ladyhaja They’re just like us! Except massively overly privileged and kept in a lifestyle of world class opulence, security and convenience by the British tax payer. Just like you, me or anyone!

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@mochynbrwnt She been around for years bruv.

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10 months

@PaulEmbery Finally someone’s talking about structural oppression in 1348.

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9 months

@GSpellchecker The outpouring of comedians slagging off Ricky Gervais is a tsunami of sour grapes. They’d all support him as an opening act in the blink of an eye.

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@fesshole Good! We need these clever nerds when the rest of us can’t focus and are trying to impress people. I’m convinced the whole of human process is down to people on the spectrum.

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6 months

@EnchiLevvy @The8BitIdiot All basic science classes are mandatory.

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5 years

@morganhousel In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.