If all of Twitter is gonna make fun of my fall photos, at least pick some good ones! 🤣 Super proud of these. For the record, I do like pumpkin spice lattes. Cheers! ☕️
Just spent my entire commute home pressed up against the hottest guy I’ve ever seen on the CTA. When we got off the train he apologized for “being on top of me.”
Gays will talk about not eating carbs and working out 6 days a week for their health but will spend a long weekend snorting coke and drinking nothing but Truly or White Claw.
Straight white people literally held a wedding ceremony today between individuals and their guns but still report feeling “uncomfortable” and “disgusted” at the idea of two men getting married.
2018.
We won a giant teddy bear this weekend at six flags and Rooster has become so attached to it. He drags it from room to room and barks at it when it won’t play with him.