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Europe editor @Telegraph . Reach me on james.crisp @telegraph .co.uk. Views my own etc. #Breakfastinfluencer (quasi-retired)

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James Crisp
5 years
NEW: Nigel Farage has been given 24 hours to come to Brussels and explain himself over 450k pounds of allegedly undeclared gift from Arron Banks or face being banned from the European Parliament. 1/
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“I was born under Soviet occupation. I was a generation that was living without freedom. So I am not taking it for granted and I understand its value,” @kajakallas told @Telegraph , as she warned West not to negotiate with 'war criminal' Putin.
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5 years
NEW: EU sources insist that rules that mean smoked kipper producers in the Isle of Man must use "plastic ice pillow" when sending to UK, as made famous by Boris Johnson, are BRITISH rules and not Brussels' rules. 1/
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5 years
Andrea Leadsom is one of the chief exhibits in my case for the argument that an unintended consequence of Brexit has been the elevation of the crushingly sub-mediocre to positions of power and influence.
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2 years
SOME PERSONAL NEWS: Later today, I am planning to unilaterally rewrite my employment contract to double my salary. Congratulations to me!
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4 years
Looks like the European Research Group didn't do their research before voting for the Withdrawal Agreement. What a bunch of amateurs.
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5 years
This Dutch cartoon in the Volkskrant newspaper depicts Brexit as a gang rape of Britain, led by Boris Johnson. Strong stuff in the 3rd best selling daily in the Netherlands.
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5 years
Just for context this is how many protesters, approx 75 IMO, convinced the PM to cut and run today in Luxembourg.
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5 years
I ask @JunckerEU what his message is to the 48% who voted Remain in the referendum "I would like to say to the 48% that they were right. "
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4 years
EU will have an office in Northern Ireland from Jan 1, source confirms. A British cave after months of insisting no EU feet on the ground.
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6 years
Understand that , under questioning from EU 27 leaders, one of Theresa May's responses was "Brexit means Brexit." Jeez.
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6 years
Is this @JunckerEU mocking @theresa_may 's Abba dance at a speech to the Committee of the Regions? I am saying yes. What say you @MargSchinas or @Mina_Andreeva ?
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4 years
News to surprise no-one - Brussels won't renegotiate the Withdrawal Agreement even though the European Research Group (which voted for it) wants its too. 1/
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4 years
The secretary general of the Belgian potato grower federation Belgapom has called on Belgians to eat their beloved frites twice a week to help deplete the surplus of 750,000 tons of potatoes that has built up because of the coronavirus.
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EU diplomat gets in touch as Boris Johnson loses majority woth defection of Philip Lee. "Now he has lost his majority it seems futile to continue discussions. We can’t be sure that whatever were to come out of it will ever translate into reality."
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7 years
Spoke to one EU diplomat this morning about prospect of second #Brexit referendum. His pithy response? "Do what the F*** you want but stop dicking around. We're moving forward and would appreciate some clarity on the matter"
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4 years
From the wires: BREXIT: UK FOREIGN MINISTER RAAB SAYS NO OTHER COUNTRY HAS CRITICISED OUR CREDENTIALS ON INTERNATIONAL LAW AS A RESULT OF INTERNAL MARKET BILL No other country than the 27 countries of the EU and the US congress? What planet is he on? #planetturnip
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EY up Twitter. Can anyone give me a historical example of a British leader - be it monarch or PM - who consistently refused to accept reality with direct ramifications on the country? Thinking like King George III levels of madness.
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Yep it is real. How long before she reports Trump's 11 hole in ones ...
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Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022)
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Join @kayleighmcenany ​ as she provides you the news of the week from Trump Tower in New York! #MAGA #TeamTrump
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5 years
So Boris got it wrong when he used the kipper as an example of EU red tape Brexit Britain could escape from.
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4 years
Here is a thread on why Iain Duncan Smith is wrong about British post-Brexit liabilities to the European Investment Bank 1/
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Iain Duncan Smith MP Chingford & Woodford Green
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You can't be half in the EU & half out, the problem is the WA. It costs too much & it denies us true national independence. This WA giving the EU future control over us has to go. Now Britain faces a £160billion #EU loans bill AFTER #Brexit (3/3)
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This is a national competence. The EU does not regulate sales of smoked fish to consumer, only sale of fish from business to business. The Isle of Man example is outside scope of EU food safety rules. 2/
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5 years
Spot on from Private Eye.
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6 years
Days like this you can't help but wonder if it would just be easier for the country to be ruled by unelected bureaucrats..
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6 years
Brilliantly, Belgium's De Standaard newspaper's icon for Brexit coverage is John Cleese in Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks goose-stepping out of a circle of EU stars.
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5 years
So to sum up. There are no EU food safety rules on smoked fish which mean a smoked kipper salesman needs to stick an ice pillow in his fish when he pops it in the post. But there are British food safety rules that do. 7
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6 years
Theresa May has apparently over-ruled Sajid Javid to ensure Brits get their own passport queue at border after Brexit. This will be an important sign Brexit has happened, she feels. Jesus. The government really do think people are not just morons but easily bought off morons.
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4 years
Hearing European Parliament chiefs are preparing statement that MEPs will veto any future trade deal with UK unless Internal Market Bill pulled so Withdrawal Agreement is implemented in full. Not finalised yet but expect statement in next few hours.
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5 years
European Parliament code of conduct committee have met and set the deadline, which is less than the usual week accorded to errant MEPs. This is explained away as being because of the short time left in current parliament term. 2/
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5 years
Tusk is Polish, not French.
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Martin Daubney 🇬🇧
5 years
Tusk shows his true colours as we approach the end game Childish, petulant, graceless - we will not miss you, Monsieur Tusk 👋🏻🇬🇧
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4 years
First UK victory in Brexit trade talks! The negotiations will be in English and anyone speaking French will have to pay for the translation!!
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Nigel was reported after it was noticed he had not declared Banks gifts such as chaffeured car on register. EP says he must be in Brussels at 5pm local time to explain 3/
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5 years
I am told smoked kippers to individual customers through the post is "entirely a UK" matter. Here is the British government advice on the matter 3/
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5 years
The EU has broad rules saying that food should be safe but nothing asking for the ice pillow. That is a British addition designed to stop Listeria, a prob w/ smoked products and, I hear, is actually a good rule. 5
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5 years
But if @Nigel_Farage is banned and is prevented from leading @brexitparty_uk many many new MEPs into the European Parliament in July for the first time .. that would be quite something. No barnstorming victory speech, no moment of triumph... 9/
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A thread on Brexit, British mussels and the New Zealand trade deal, which I’m told is ‘another nail in the coffin’ of a suffering industry. I love mussels by the way. 1/
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5 years
Brussels braced for Boris Johnson Brexit summit walkout. "“We’re not bothered if he does walk out," says one EU diplomatic source. "We have ten other things to talk about at the summit. This might even give us the space to do that.”
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3 years
First it was f*** business. Now it is f*** science. Plans to pull out of EU research programme drawn up even though gov doc admits "programme benefits cannot be fully replicated in domestic alternatives" and withdrawing "would impact the ambition to become a science superpower".
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Harry Yorke
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Exc: UK has begun drawing up contingency plans for pulling out of three major EU programmes it remained part of after Brexit. They are Horizon Europe, Copernicus and Euratom. UK believes delay to being admitted is being used by EU as leverage.
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5 years
He will have opportunity to promise to update register, which could mitigate punishment. But is clear conduct committee will find he broke the rules. 4
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6 years
Senior EU official confirms the regional Belgian parliament of Wallonia will have a vote on the final Brexit deal. Which we knew but is still fun to mention.
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5 years
He could also have his badge withdrawn, meaning he won't be allowed into the parliament in either Strasbourg or Brussels. This would be a particularly Draconian and unprecedented measure. 6/
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4 years
EU spokesperson reacts to ventilator communication error. “If the UK want to join in a future procurement scheme they are most welcome to join. They were also most welcome to join in the first four.”
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Robert Peston
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Rather amazingly, we are not in EU ventilator scheme because government didn’t get or didn’t see relevant emails.
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5 years
As for punishment that is up to @EP_President , Antonio Tajani . The committee merely establishes facts, not punishment. Nigel faces fines and a ban of up to a month from the European Parliament 5/
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4 years
Details of the British offer to the EU on fisheries have emerged and it will be fiercely resisted by Brussels. If the EU sticks to its very hardline position, it could even end the Brexit trade talks. 1/
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5 years
"The case described by Mr Johnson falls thus purely under UK national competence. "
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Commission spox: ""The Withdrawal Agreement is already in force and we are now dedicating all our efforts to agree our new partnership with the UK. "We are not renegotiating the Withdrawal Agreement. We are negotiating our future partnership with the United Kingdom." 2/
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6 years
Never trust anyone who says "going forward".
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4 years
Michel Barnier told EU ambassadors in Brusssels today that the UK wanted to renege on commitments in the Brexit withdrawal agreement and (non binding) political declaration. 1/
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4 years
Barnier : Why should we help British businesses to sell services in Europe, when we would have no guarantee that our busineses would get fair play treatment in the UK?
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James Crisp
5 years
Malthouse is garbage. The EU would never accept it. The Saj, The Gav and The Hunt voting for it tells you all you need to know about them and their fitness for office.
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James Forsyth
5 years
Word from the lobbies is that Hunt, Javid and Williamson are all voting for Malthouse
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4 years
This is a key line in Barnier speech: We will seek the necessary compromises on both sides. In order to do our utmost to reach an agreement, we will do so right up until the last day that it's possible to do so, our door will always remain open right up until the very end.
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5 years
Have just shown an EU diplomat Coleen Rooney's incredible tweet. "That is AMAZING", the diplomat said, speaking on condition of anonymity in Brussels.
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5 years
In fact the EU only regulates for temperatures on fresh fish and not smoked. 6/
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5 years
4. "All foods must be delivered to consumers in a way that ensures they dont become unsafe or unfit to eat. Foods that need refrigerating must be kept cool while they are being transported.This may need to be packed in an insulated box with a coolant gel or in a cool bag" 4
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4 years
On teagate, all Brits in Brussels can agree on one thing. LIPTON is rubbish.
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3 years
Can you summon the EU ambassador for a dressing down if you haven't fully recognised his diplomatic status?
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6 years
EU diplomat on David Davis resignation: "The article 50 negotiation has so far taken up several hundreds of hours in negotiation. Of which minister Davis was here for 4 this year. 1/
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5 years
European Commission spokeswoman has now confirmed the story on record. "Our priority in the EU is the health of our citizens as well as safeguarding our standards in terms of public health and food safety - the highest in the world.
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5 years
Lib Dem MEPs in Stop Brexit and Bollocks to Brexit T-shirts head towards chamber of European Parliament.
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James Crisp
3 years
*clears throat* Personal news. Very pleased to say I'll be starting a new role as The Telegraph's Europe Editor from Monday. I'll be staying in Brussels for the next couple of months before heading to the UK. Expect to be back quite often so Bxl ain't rid of me yet! 1/
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5 years
Fact that Isle of Man is crown dependency and not part of UK or EU is example of how a producer in one market needs to meet standards in a territory he imports to. Which is v relevant for British exporters to EU after Brexit
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4 years
Reupping this from June now the hysterical panic about a few boats is in full swing.. EU won't agree deal to take back illegal migrants unless UK folds in Brexit talks
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4 years
Right @BorisJohnson & @vonderleyen . Appreciate you under pressure right now but I have to take two toddlers to a Belgian chocolate museum in just under three hours. They have a very clear red line on this. Can you sort it out please?
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notification of the summons for the formal hearing has been sent to farage's office in Brussels. We will see tomorrow if he turns up. 7/
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What an entirely natural and normal facial expression.
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British tourists will be banned from taking beloved UK delicacies such as cornish pasties, pork pies and even cheddar cheese on holiday to the EU after a no deal Brexit, senior EU official said today.
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Brexit boss Michel Barnier's speech yesterday has opened a can of worms on the Irish border backstop issue. He said, ""We will have to find an operational way of carrying out checks and controls without putting back in place a border." 1/
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Interesting evidence by Ulster Unionist leader @BeattieDoug to Lords committee on Northern Ireland Protocol. He says he have visited v many different firms in NI. “I have gone to many who are absolutely booming because of the protocol. They're absolutely booming.” 1/
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AstraZeneca spokesman on the 29m doses "hidden" in the Italian factory. “We would like to clarify some inaccurate statements relating to vaccine doses at the Anagni plant. There are no exports currently planned other than to COVAX countries. 1/
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"While the food business operator has an obligation to meet the microbiological requirements to ensure the safety of its food, however the sale of products from the food business operator to the final consumer is not covered by EU legislation on food hygiene."
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EU diplomat on David Davis' resignation: "The resignation will be framed as not taking responsibility for a soft Brexit but looks more like not taking responsibility at all. "It is starting to look like the flight of the Brexiteers." 1/
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Brussels folk. When two British people of a certain background speak this slowly and calmly, they are actually screaming in each other’s faces.
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BBC Radio 4 Today
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"You're a distinguished historian but in your review you put something factually wrong" . @Jacob_Rees_Mogg and literary critic A. N. Wilson clash over Mogg's new book in which he praises General Napier's actions during the conquest of Sindh in the 1840s #r4today
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Given EP has already clawed back funds it says were misspent from Nigel/ Ukip. I would be surprised if he bothers. Allies in the parliament have long muttered about vengeful witch hunt against them since Brexit. 8/
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James Crisp
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When @MichelBarnier said Brexit had consequences, I believed him but never realised how serious it would be. This morning, with a small hangover, I discovered what he meant when I tried to tranquilise the kids... Amazon Prime no longer lets me watch Peppa Pig!
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But if Nigel becomes the first ever MEP to be punished like this, hard to see how European Parliament escapes accusations it wants to make an example of him. 10/ Ends
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James Crisp
5 years
And here is video from the commission midday briefing confirming earlier tweets.
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Pablo Pérez
5 years
"UK rules, not EU legislation" @EU_Commission on "plastic ice pillow" for smoked kippers. Mr Boris Johnson said it was "pointless, expensive, environmentally-damaging health and safety" and an example of EU red tape.
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4 years
I think it is time to redefine the word imminent.
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James Crisp
4 years
Snore. HMG frequently attacks @pmdfoster reporting on publication before going strangely silent when the truth vindicates Foster entirely. They might want to spend more time sorting out ventilators than this, which, given respective track records, I ain't gonna bother reading.
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Alain Tolhurst
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Oof, the Government has published a very punch response to the @ftukpolitics story on ventilators, and also the twitter thread by @pmdfoster , claiming it includes "multiple inaccurate and misleading claims"
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Senior EU diplomat on Stephen Barclay's tour of EU capitals in which he warns them about no deal Brexit "It is funny that he knows so much about the consequences for other economies, but doesn’t talk about the consequences for the UK economy, which are substantially worse."
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EU diplomat pulls no punches after Boris speech. "George Orwell, a far superior journalist to Boris, once wrote it was the same in all wars. The soldiers do the fighting, the journalists do the shouting and no true patriot gets near a front line trench. 1/
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I am told May told EU leaders she had to have legally binding guarantees that backstop was temporary. They pointed out the unless and until provision and existing language and asked what else she needed. Told she didn't have an answer. Salzburg 2.0. 1/
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Dec 12 election. The same day as December EU summit in Brussels EU27 leaders will be finishing their European Council summit working dinner when the exit polls roll in. Delicious.
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James Crisp
3 years
Bloody Hell. This fuel shortage is worse than I thought.
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Adam Payne
3 years
Here's EU Ambassador to the UK João Vale de Almeida on is way to Buckingham Palace where the Queen will confirm his diplomatic status, picture courtesy of @fedeinlondon . The government initially refused to grant him full recognition, in one of the many post-Brexit rows
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Today was meant to be @pmdfoster 's leaving do at the Telegraph after a stellar 21 years service. A brief thread, after chats with both sides. 1/43
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6 years
You finally get the baby to sleep and then the Belgian army marches past your flat with a full brass band ..
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EU diplomat continues in withering terms over David Davis resignation "They [brexiteers] landed your country in a mess and now they’re leaving for higher ground Rats and sinking ships...that age old tale" 2/ ENDS
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Got in touch with an EU contact in Brussels to get a sense of how the David Davis vs May Brexit ding dong was being viewed. Source sent me this in reply.
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4 years
European Commission negotiators reject British call for UK testing labs to be allowed to certify products for export to EU market as part of Brexit trade deal.1/
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James Crisp
4 years
Before this story was published yesterday number 10 sources sent me messages saying that the idea Barnier would be coming to London on Thursday was bollocks.
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James Crisp
3 years
Update. Looks like a meeting between charges d'affaires this morn . EU rep not in London. EU official : "On top of things, the UK hasn’t accredited the EU representative as an ambassador so that’s less convenient if you want to summon him."
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James Crisp
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Can you summon the EU ambassador for a dressing down if you haven't fully recognised his diplomatic status?
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