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@Jakethesnake32

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FL ➡️ TX. BBN, Jags, Marlins, real country music. I type out a lot of replies and then delete em

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Morgan Wallen after Zach Bryan released American Heartbreak
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@LoganFCadek Will forever respect Hendrickson for this
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@still_boneless This is objectively hysterical
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@365Diversity Thank God Almighty that this utter nonsense is confined to twitter The fact that our society has cultivated a medium for someone to express such asinine and divisive horse sht leaves me baffled I’ll gladly, GLADLY accept my block now so I don’t have to ever witness this again
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@FightHaven When I find out who put hands on my daughter like this
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@helenprejean Idk, seems more decent to lead him to the chair instead of just letting him just wander around and try to find it
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@9mm_smg For those that doubted my man
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If #BBN can’t handle Hopkins transferring imagine the meltdown when Sharpe declares 😆😅
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@aetherealpotato @libsoftiktok You’re literally the source
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@cameron_kasky @nypost Imagine thinking the traditional, nuclear family is creepy and weird lol. What a time
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@9mm_smg Do you have babies? If so, there’s your answer. I’ve been turned to absolute mush since mine were born.
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@ParkerMcCollum There was a guy who got lost on his own 49 acres at some point 🤔
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@dogmaticaddict @CollinRugg He is not right leaning at all
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@M537261 @FAFO_TV Shit up stinky
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@TTChilders This is wantin change and actin on it. Gettin’ clear eyed and then tryin to spark resolution. Thank you sir.
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@DrAnitaBEtin @elonmusk Anita, how do you survive this oppression
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@TootsieF @chrislhayes You’re literally living in your own parody universe
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@9mm_smg Inception enjoyer as well??
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@RosmandTex I opened this in Applebees here in the RGV and two vatos asked me where they could get this drink
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@CBSSports @AtoZSports @SandersFit @triggamf jags defenders once again this year
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@BillboardChris Is it not a joke, Chris?
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@Braves You have also lost the series so
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@MarineVol1371 @WISEVOLFAN Those voices making those statements: the ones in your head
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Oh, to be in that room 🎻
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This is incredible
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Get this man out of my fan base
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CB pick Kofi Cockburn staying at Illinois, Coach Cal nixed the deal.
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@Vol_Hoops This isn’t the own you think it is We’ve been pleading to get rid of them for years
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@Bambertolina @BcnealLaw @NatlGunRights @Hermit_Eremital Amber, do you like your own ass rare or medium rare
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@KashDaniel15 I’m tired of the bullshit excuses. I don’t see anyone getting in faces and getting dudes set to kill. Kash is speaking gospel
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Need a welfare check on THE basketball guru of Tenn
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@LeBatardShow @MichaelRyanRuiz This is pretty embarrassing for grown men to cray this hard about another persons view point. You can pretend to be upset and virtue signal all you want but many many people share the same opinion.
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@BetsyPackardPo1 Oh. You’re still going. Dementia is a serious disease honey bun
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@ArkansasEdgeNIL @CoachCalArk Arkansas Edge to Cal during this message
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@GoodmanHoops I wear like a dadgum badge
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@CFBDynasty @SECNetwork Saw Kentucky lose in OT in aggieland a few years back, every single Aggie fan was almost too nice. Most of them asked us If everyone was “treating us well”. Consequently it is the best game day experience I’ve ever been too. North gate post game to drown my sorrows
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@Selophiel @3YearLetterman @VivekGRamaswamy Yore ability to run Oklahoma drills needs a community note. Respect coach
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@AnnLesbyPhD @libsoftiktok Almost forgot to look at the @ Well done, Lesby
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@OSCAR904 @BigCatCountry New York is a dump
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@JLVsTW1 @De_le_Vega They literally do this sun up to sun down. People will say anything these days lol
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@HitCockBottom 924pm that exact night
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@BigGameBoomer Funny how Big Game Boner is still surprised that UK owns loserville
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Extremely coachable. First guy in, last guy out of the gym. Hard hat and lunch pail type of guy. High basketball IQ, sneaky athletic. Eats and sleeps film room tape.
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@geirls @chrislhayes You look like the kinda guy that got all three of them
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@JoshGrahamRadio This is a comforting stat for you? Wheeww boy
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@joncoopertweets @POTUS He’s got the worst approval rating in recent memory…what are y’all on?! 🥴
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@UNMLoboFB Man is a Kentucky legend! Sacrificed his body for the program and did it all with class. Terry “Streak Breaker” Wilson
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@Joshes_Journal @Vol_Hoops Well now that y’all are so pressed about it I’m all for leaving em on there
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@JeffW561 @tedcruz @TheBabylonBee That person you just described does not know how to operate a snow plow
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@BigBlueDrew33 Shove a burrito up a Louisville fan’s Exhaust pipe
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@antxnyy1 @3YearLetterman Terd, you never lettered in shit. I would sit this one out
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@KurtCobarner @_JHokanson Narrator: he was, indeed, wrong
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@krassenstein @CraigChamberlin A tree is not human. If we don’t sanctify humanity over any other basic form of life, that is a dangerous and flippant viewpoint
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@harleyburke0 Literal live look at you
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@smashpocket @ChoooCole It’s not gender affirming. It’s mental illness enabling.
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@mcqueen_lesley @MayraFlores2022 @JoeBiden Well stop when you stop sexualizing our children
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@gradywsmith Lookin back now I can see me And, oh man, did I feel wheezy
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@Shayor19 @Morbidful We also read the tweet
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@_bass_head_ @Bease11 Google the acronym MAP. Get back to us
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Shut it down. Stop making these guys say stuff on live tv. God please save this kid
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@AnnieAgar So were making fun of a career threatening injury now
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@AC_SL8TR @MattWalshBlog No. Stop comparing humans to animals.
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@jackieedinger @DaveZ90212457 @KristiNoem You mean, almost like the same thing that happened in….every state?? You don’t say?!
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@copiumx Stop stealing @jaycarnicomdap content
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How did I ever con this highly talented individual into following me
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I’m not even sure how I did this one
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@VisionaryVoid @Morbidful Why did you post a pic of Jussie Smoliet lol
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@SBMcCallister @3YearLetterman @AOC Concussions = weakness. If you can’t handle it, you’re off the team, Cinnabon
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@9mm_smg I have a little girl. Bout same age, same gentle, sweet demeanor. I have a very hard time not sinning in my heart when seeing this.
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@FreeRayRice_ @NateFrmNap @NFL_DovKleiman @JFowlerESPN You can specify what kind of weight gain. It’s called BMI and body fat percentage measurements.
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@JonRothstein Bob Huggins absolutely raging right now
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@peta Even all the animals are like:
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@heckyessica Packing for nasal-esophageal bleeding/infections. Good lil hossey took it like a champ
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@cmkolb You responded like a child. No one has time for that poor attempt at dialogue
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@_cuellar18 @HaFro09 @ArmyBarstool It is absolute CLASSIC aggie for y’all to really believe y’alls own bullsht 😆
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@BenjaminSWatson There will always be physical limitations between genders that “working harder” just won’t change. How is this ok??
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@burnerpenny @AllMikedUp_ Tweet aged like a damn banana
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@salmanfredi The hell is vrabel saying instead of hugging Will for saving his job
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@drgatorbear @MattWalshBlog You really thought this was it when you pressed send, didn’t you
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@mtownmedia @75toRupp He’s not kidding. Being elite bleeds into everything
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@CoachChrisMack Thank you Mack. In the end, sports are put aside
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Savagery
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Izzo finally has a one and done team #1 for only 1 day
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