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the super sexy 🇦🇹🏆

Joined November 2011
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Yer boy made the news #famous
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Hahahah what a fucking tackle
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@horwell_91 @callum1314 @Nameles26320136 @JosephKeenan25 @FootyLimbs And here we have once again an English man proving their patter is a complete and utter ridneck. Bolt ya weapon
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Just got bit off a scouser
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@thecasualultra Hahahah pretty rich galatasaray fans saying rip to stab victims 🤣
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Why the fuck are glasgow uni students singing about ma club??
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
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@Bricky67_
Bricky🧱
3 months
‘YOUR A PRICKKKKK’ I’m in fucking tears
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@scampi1909 Hereeeeee baaaad thats nae a bonk mashen
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day 1 kavos 3 in hospital
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@lennzeppelin British culture 😂 thats scottish culture
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@Football__Tweet Cause he barely touched him ya fucking mongo
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@lennzeppelin @haz_davis97 Fuck up ya soggy biscuit
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Samantha genuinley thought you put tatties in the oven to boil them hahaha
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@the_rumster1965 Its no manditory to wear a poppy ya absolute weapon
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I'm 18 tomorrow but look about 12 and have the mental age of a 7 year old ffs
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bought a homeless man a mcdonalds last night
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Current mood @craigagnew
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You old firm fannys havent got it as kushty as us albion lot. Our chairman @forthbank_news bought me a pint, god bless you x
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Finally employed haha keemon 😝
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Imagine making an insta account for Yer dug hahaha
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Mom av made it
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
10 months
Derby day tomorrow
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And here we have another fine example of the english patter being absolutely fucking pish
@sportbible
SPORTbible
4 years
The lads warming up before a big night out... 😄👏 📹 @CONTENTbible
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day 2 kavos 2 phones missing, police brutality and fryer pulled
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Cant believe someone booted a hedgehog hahah
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No steak no jake
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Willy tried making caramel set the alarm off the fire brigade turned up and now has an angry mob outside his gaff
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@Connelly04 @tylercroal Wont be much of a rivalry this season when we pump you 4 times ya inbred falkirk freaks
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Rugby is for cunts that couldnt play fitbaw
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
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@PLZSoccer
PLZ Soccer
8 months
🤔 After Dundee's loan star Owen Beck was recalled by Liverpool this week, we want to know: Who is the loan player that you fell in love with during their time at your club?⬇️⬇️ #cinchPrem | #football | #transfers
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Absolute nick of that, you'd surely just take him to the vet and get him put down now
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
5 years
Prince Philip to return to the Queen's side in Sandingham after leaving hospital this morning
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@RoyalFamily
The Royal Family
3 years
It is with deep sorrow that Her Majesty The Queen has announced the death of her beloved husband, His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. His Royal Highness passed away peacefully this morning at Windsor Castle.
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If you throw a brick at him he’d head the fucker back 🏆
@Stirling_Albion
Stirling Albion FC
1 year
📝 We are delighted to announce that club captain, Paul McLean, has signed a new one year contract with the club A league title & a place in the PFA League 2 team of the season, Pabs was outstanding in our league winning season and we look forward to seeing him stay at Forthbank
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
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@AboutScotlandd Mate have a lie doon
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Must be unreal following your club abroad best we get at the albion is berwick away 🙂
@days_scottish
Scottish Football Away Days
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2,500 Kilmarnock fans in Belgium tonight @KilmarnockFC
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
2 months
Here @Stirling_Albion take fucking notes
@gfc_archiex
Archie Clark
2 months
WTF IS THIS RULE 🫣 @SouthShieldsFC
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
11 years
Callum Fisk is such a little fanny hahaha
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jake
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"As orangemen its our duty to fight for our union!" Hahaha away ye go ya fat fuck
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
3 months
Binos run Berlin 😎🇦🇹
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
11 months
Lucky if a saw 11 wins from 2010 to 2020 supporting the albion
@halle2004
eddie stewart
11 months
263 games he’s been to home and away watching the boys in blue that’s his 11th loss he’s 12 years old what a time to follow ⚽️⚽️😂
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Good for you ya fucking massive gimp
@smithhmackenzie
Mackenzie Smith
3 years
Most 23 year olds: - partying every weekend - eating fast food - binge watching Netflix - living day by day Me: - starting my own business - optimizing my health - learning new skills - developing a growth mindset - at the gym everyday We are not the same.
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All of twitter really needed to know this
@demilouisex1
Dems
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Finding out your BEST pal shagged your boyfriend when yous went out is probably the most heartbreaking thing to find out YOURSELF💔😢 after yous aren’t together and they could both look at me knowing what they done!!! Eeek🤢
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Do goths celebrate christmas??
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The actual proper fitbaw is back and a honestly canny wait to drink masel into an early grave because the albion are pish 😊
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Bring on the wee team tonight 🇦🇹🏆
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
11 months
Should start doing this in scotland. A fair few fat bears about
@SkyNews
Sky News
11 months
A "gutsy" brown bear described as "thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" has been crowned the champion of Alaska's annual Fat Bear Week competition 👇
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@LuisaHeron aye but you know you're a cunt eh
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Hi @Stirling_Albion wont release wee secks from this cage until you release the clark free kick highlights
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Stirling Albion will never ever die ❤️🇦🇹
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A clyde fan getting arrested for bringing a knife to the game is unreal behaviour, what an odd gypo
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Ahhh the day all the wee part timers put stories up, fucking gimps
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@Stirling_Albion Prolly these
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
11 months
The kinda content everyone need on a tuesday. Sensational
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Wish i was a wee guy again christmas was dyno back then
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
10 years
Jack got caught by miss short while on sedgy fergo's snapchat story
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Eeet ees what eet ees #NewProfilePic
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
3 months
3 good albion men
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Folk that actual think Ronaldo is anywhere near as good as Messi only like fitbaw cause of fifa
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20 today, feel fucking well old man
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Dont waste votes today, SNP are the only party in Scotland that can stop those torie cunts. Voting anyone else is a vote for them
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We’re the champions we do what we want @Davidrosssx
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Got us lobbed off mega bus, no regrets no surrender
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
10 years
Never go swimming with your phone in your pocket....
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When the albion win 0-0
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Thats what this fanny gets for ordering a fucking chicken salad baguette at the football. Pie nd bovril only.
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Tears have been shed 22 years aye?? Get it up ye we're back baby 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Reminds me of forthbank
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Getting told no to drink off a 14 year old hahah
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
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9 year old Jake was the best jake
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Feel personally attacked by this tweet
Even in a crisis no one will drink this piss water
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If you like the idea of a “local” simply go down your local and get a drink??
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I actually do like UK pub culture. I just wish there were more black options. I like the idea of having. A “local” 😭
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
3 months
Guess we dont need to boo him at euros now
@RangersFC
Rangers Football Club
3 months
💙 Thank You, Ryan Jack.
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Samantha thought Malfoy off harry potter was called mouth boy hahaha
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Anyone that says he's facing the building is an absolute diddy
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
10 years
Snapchat need to stop with these pishy live things
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@jackjonestv Hahaha fat cunt
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RIP Sinead. PAUL MCLEAN IS MAGIC HE PLAYS AT CENTRE HALF
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@MrMush98 @nwb286 @ComeOnCOLOMBIA @GaryLineker Away n wank to yer wee cartoon ya smelly wee virgin
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@spfl @cinchuk Stirling top Alloa & falkirk relegated
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Emotional after watching this. Fuck the pandemic get me back in the stadium and shouting abuse at refs again ☹️
@Stirling_Albion
Stirling Albion FC
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⚽️🙌 League 2 football is back! We kick off against ⁦ @queensparkfc ⁩ tomorrow! 🔴⚪️
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A lovely dedication to Sean Heaver signing a new contract
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Me on alloa pie stall next weekend
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Never over the line, correct decision by the officials.
@CursedFootball
football images that precede unfortunate events
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
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Fifes shite. Safc ok
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Can anyone tell me if this was supposed to be funny? Asking for maself
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The safety of the sheep at the stirling highland games is a top priority. Cant have those horny dandies sniffing around the same time
@spfl
SPFL
1 year
⚽️ The @Stirling_Albion v @AberdeenFC tie has been scheduled for Friday August 18 due to a venue constraint at Forthbank on the Saturday.
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What a thing to tweet, fuck me man
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Never thought ad have Stephen Yaxley and his band of retards rattled at 5:45am but here we are 🤣🤣
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Wish I was back at T 😔
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@Jakee__Marshall
jake
9 months
League won 👑🏆
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A true great of the game
@BBCSportScot
BBC Sport Scotland
5 years
Scotland midfielder Robert Snodgrass has announced his retirement from international football
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