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@Jake_Steveo1

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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
5 months
Vital 3 points, results went our way, sat eating a celebratory chippie tea, and I get a surprise video from the boss. Happy days 😊 #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@Jake_Steveo1
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7 months
@footbalIfights Extensions and minge falling out everywhere
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@Jake_Steveo1
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8 months
The copper questioning this nasty little bitch when she states “I’m a social media influencer”. #TIKTOKmurdergoneviral
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
1 year
Jill Scott commentating on England again. Cue The Gammons crying into their Iceland meals for 1 and throwing a can of Directors at the telly!!! Bunch of fuckin wet wipes #ENGAUS
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 months
Have no idea why folk have an issue with Prince Harry. The gutter press killed his mum, and he could see the same happening to wife, so why not take her out the firing line… #TabloidsOnTrial
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 months
@NoContextBrits When did fingering go away???
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@Jake_Steveo1
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5 months
@StokeyyG2 @vicderbyshire Waiting for the anti vax nob ‘eads to enter the chat
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@Jake_Steveo1
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7 months
Bird since we agreed to sell him… #DCFC #dcfcfans
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@KarenCaptured Same vibes
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@sportsMoe @nocontextfm1 20 odd players are good, the rest are locals who can barely kick a ball 🤣🤣🤣
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@Jake_Steveo1
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6 months
@Savagehumor_ Guaranteed Mike Dixon was having a cheeky wank 😂😂😂
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@Jake_Steveo1
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9 months
FUCKIN GET IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!! #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@Brandon_Stok @NoContextBrits You can’t make any statement about taste when your most popular beer is Budweiser…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@RealEOC @PatrickGDE3 @Teddy_KGB79 Surely whichever producer came up with this had just done a mountain of cocaine…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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9 months
@stefdcfc89 The Collins hate gets on my tits. If Chris Martin was here and had exactly the same record, everyone would be jizzing themselves. It’s just a case of his face not fitting…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 years
@Graham02174247 @BADGER1407 @CrimestoppersUK No, I just hate kiddie fiddlers. You fuckin wet wipe
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
6 months
Makes me laugh, the majority of folk peeing themselves that Collins is back for Friday are the same ones that have been slating him all season for not being Chris Martin. Should’ve respected him like this before now… #DCFC #dcfcfans
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@Jake_Steveo1
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8 months
@chrismr_dcfc I don’t see any disconnect with fans, just the entitled amongst us annoyed that we’re not swatting the so called lesser teams away 4 or 5 nil. Until NML’s mistake we were far the better team & cruising without getting out of 2nd gear…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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7 months
89 QUID!!?!?!????!??????! Can tell that cunts a Londoner #dragonsden
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@Jake_Steveo1
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5 months
@dcfcofficial For fuck sake, someone’s cutting onions again 🥲 🥲🥲
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@Jake_Steveo1
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6 months
@LozzaFox Did Billie divorce you because she was piss bored of your constant bemoaning of anything that isn’t straight, white & middle class, or did you started bemoaning anything that isn’t straight, white & middle class after she divorced you???
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
2 years
@AhmetGocer2 @GBNEWS Matt Le Tossier doesn’t tell it like it is, he merely regurgitates whatever shit he reads on Facebook, while eating his Frosties in the morning.
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@nocontextfm1 Everyone during international breaks
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@sportsMoe @freeeediver @nocontextfm1 And look at your amazing form since 🤣🤣🤣
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@Jake_Steveo1
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7 months
Sonny Bradley today… #DCFC #dcfcfans
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@Jake_Steveo1
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4 months
Jae & Cherish, you’ve just signed your own death warrant… #TheFortuneHotel
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@TobiSkovron Peloton wanker!!!
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1 year
@DrBankOG @Cobratate “tOP g PleASe NotICe mE”
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 years
@RealCrazyFight_ Ponytail is like Mayweather, all the moves, but no stopping power…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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9 months
FUCKIN HELL WHAT A TEAM!!!!! #dcfcfans #dcfc
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@Jake_Steveo1
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9 months
@SimonTa64373377 What kind of fuckin weirdo cunt sits a pith helmet in front of the telly to watch war films!!!?!?!??!!????!!!??
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
10 months
Who the fuck refers to their brothers/sisters as siblings!?!?!?? #aplaceinthesun
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@Jake_Steveo1
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7 months
REDEMPTION!!! #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@friassssmf @SimpleFacks @NoContextBrits Aren’t you a prize cunt then…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 months
@wsavage_dcfc wondering what to do with himself this morning… #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 months
@piersmorgan really is an odious piece of shit #TabloidsOnTrial
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@empiremagazine GIMME A GOD DAMN FULL TRAILER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 years
FUUUUUCK OOOOFFFFFF #Starstruck
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 months
@wsavage_dcfc @dcfcofficial Classy touch from admin 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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@Jake_Steveo1
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3 months
@InbetweenerVidz Will - Voted Tory Simon - Whoever his Mrs told him to vote for Jay - Said he was too busy shagging Dua Lipa to vote Neil - Spoiled his vote by writing ’The King’ on his ballot paper
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@Jake_Steveo1
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10 months
FFS she was only asked to wash a few fuckin pots each night. She’d be the first kick off if they all came down with the shits… #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@bitlukaa @BBCBreaking @BBCWorld @Cobratate If you add “Anti-woke” to your bio we’d have an Incel full house on my bingo card…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
Ted doesn’t give a shit about winning. Ted’s just happy to be out of the house, and staring at Mickey’s amazing legs… #tippingpoint
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@Jake_Steveo1
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8 months
The thought of NML & CTB scampering down the wings #dcfcfans #DCFC
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8 months
@Derbydan84 Trust me Dan, the management team know more than you…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 months
@nffc1233 @JPercyTelegraph This year, ask Santa for some grammar…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
I think this goes to show how much the public dislike Charles & Camilla… #BGT2023
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@Jake_Steveo1
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11 months
I bet their neighbours back in the UK absolutely hate those 2 #aplaceinthesun
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1 year
@PetronellaWyatt Sorry luv, but seeing as you let BoJo cover you in his gammon sweat and pearly white spooge you can’t really lecture anyone on dignity…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 years
@Graham02174247 @BADGER1407 @K1mCarter @CrimestoppersUK You need to give over Graham. The only folk who have your point of view are your fellow perverts. Not a single female in the world steps out of her door in the morning asking to be raped or assaulted, regardless of how they’re dressed. WTAF is wrong with you!?!?!???!?
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@SorcererMilk @nottspolice Cancel the forensics, and head back to the station for tea & biscuits. Jon and his lad have smashed the case wide open…
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8 months
@PoliticsJOE_UK Always liked her…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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9 months
@LeftHookHub @RealCrazyFight_ Weedy guy in the background deserves 18 months for punching with the bottom of his hand…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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5 months
@JPercyTelegraph Percy typing this article…
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7 months
@edwinhayward @supertanskiii I suspect some of these names are made up. I mean David Lenton is just ridiculous…
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1 year
@Oscartheater @ATRightMovies I’m pretty sure they didn’t…
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7 months
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@Jake_Steveo1
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6 months
Would’ve snatched your hand off for a point come kick off… Ward, Adams, Sibley & especially CBT all excellent. Officials, absolutely dog shit as usual… #dcfc #dcfcfans
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3 months
@shippo8313 @dcfcstephen Of course they have. Just because he hands one in they’re not obliged to accept any bid, only one that meets their value. Might as well be patient as this is going to be George Thorne MkII
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 months
@RussRyyates @mrgeoffpeters “Hey Siri, show me the world’s wankest tattoo”
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@Jake_Steveo1
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9 months
@donle1 @RealEmirHan The entire film is shit. Especially the scene where they try to outrun the wind. Just think about that for a second. It’s a miracle M Night was allowed to make a movie again after it…
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
2 years
“What’s the matter sweetheart, you’ve hardly used your Platinum Pirate Adventures lunchbox” #TheApprentice
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
9 months
Yeah these 3 are taking the piss… #aplaceinthesun
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1 year
@TheBoxingMania “In the history of YouTube boxing”. Unless you’re 12 years old or less your account is embarrassing AF…
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
5 months
@delves1 Wait til the ale wears off, you won’t have the same excitement for the slog… #wereallhavingaparty
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@Jake_Steveo1
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7 months
FUCKIN HAVE SOME OF THAT!!!!!! What a break 😮😮😮 #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@Jake_Steveo1
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5 months
@delves1 The moon….
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@Jake_Steveo1
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5 months
@Kyledcfc18 Facebookers are a different breed…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@MercierKing @LouisPedersen10 @bishttid @miffydsi @BBCBreaking Is that the same client list that only conspiracy cranks like yourself thinks exist??
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@Jake_Steveo1
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9 months
Lovejoy dressed like a 12 year old who’s playing dress up in his Dad’s gear #SundayBrunch
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@Jake_Steveo1
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5 months
@dcfcofficial @SkyBetLeagueOne Aaaand, we’re fucked…
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8 months
I don’t want to hear any abuse towards Elder tonight. If it wasn’t for him this score line would be a lot more embarrassing… #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@Jake_Steveo1
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4 months
Bunch of fuckin weirdos this week… #fourinabed
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
7 months
Oh I’ll never sing the blues, When Derby win and Fo**st lose, To a Brighton side who had one point from the last 4 games, And even scored their winner for them #dcfc #dcfcfans #nffc
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6 months
@_omeara_r They’ll probably bulldoze it and stick in a car park. Wanderers love a good car park…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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5 months
FUCKIN GET IIINNNNNNN!!!!!!! #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@Jake_Steveo1
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9 months
Kane Wilson coming on at half time… #dcfc #dcfcfans
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
3 months
Surprised that not one of the patients featured on #dispatches tonight is a foreigner. The #tories & #reform would have us believe the #nhs is on its arse cus of not being able to stop the boats. It’s like they’re not telling the truth… #savethenhs #toriesout
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Jake
1 year
@zedcreative @fineboytunde_ @SkySportsNews Because it is. Because it has been for decades. Because it’s where all the worlds best have played for decades. You think any different and you’re a clown…
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
11 months
@phillowe1 @marksandspencer FFS Phil its an advert!!! M&S aren’t trying to destroy anyone’s Christmas traditions. They’re just trying to tell you about their wares in an interesting way. Plus it has a lot of Hannah Waddingham, so I’ll gladly watch it. A lot…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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11 months
@adrien274 Bore off Adrienne…
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7 months
Fuckin hell fire, what a complete cunt Kashif’s dad is. Just wants to get his money back on the engagement ring!!! Like father like son eh… #ThePush
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@hold_it1 @Idiots1nCars Soooooooooooooooo faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 years
@SmasherJosh5000 @egoofsigma Like ladies pay attention to you
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
2 years
@Graham02174247 @disco1980 @BADGER1407 @K1mCarter @CrimestoppersUK No, girls attract nonces, regardless of what they’re wearing. That’s the nonce’s fault for being okay with the fact they’re sexually attractive to children. That’s the nonces fault, not the child’s…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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6 months
I’ve just cum!!! #dcfcfans #dcfc
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@Jake_Steveo1
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5 months
What. A. Day. #dcfc #dcfcfans
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1 year
@haighdavid @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Imagine a self aware man saying that. Have a word with yourself
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@Jake_Steveo1
Jake
1 year
“Travel improves the mind wonderfully, and does away with all one’s prejudices” - Oscar Wilde “At least in prison, you get chicken” - Lani #temptingfortune
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 years
Is Touker on his period or something??? Proper miserable old twat tonight #dragonsden
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10 months
@Derbydan84 @PageDcfc They anything you won’t moan about?? Fuckin wombat…
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@Jake_Steveo1
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1 year
@Nikki76574969 @MazeofDeception I’d AI some decent eyebrows on to your chevy if I were you. Utter muppet!!!
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@Jake_Steveo1
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2 years
@RyanHills27 Imagine the car park they could construct from a couple of mil in compensation 💭
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@Jake_Steveo1
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6 months
Maya Jama!!!! Jesus Christ #comicrelief2024
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4 months
Joey Barton later tonight…
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1 year
I almost feel sorry for #SCFC fans knowing they’ll be watching this shower all season. Almost… #dcfc #dcfcfans
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