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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

6 months

I hope this is the right ratio of funny-to-stupid but who can be sure…

Fantasy Life

@MBFantasyLife

6 months

What if different bands wrote a theme song for the Super Bowl 👀

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

8 months

Can’t wait until iPod Lamb declares for the 2048 draft.

PFF College

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8 months

USC WR Brenden Rice, son of NFL legend Jerry Rice, has declared for the 2024 NFL Draft 96th ranked prospect on the PFF Big Board⚔️

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

11 months

Draft Jaylen Warren over Najee Harris. Draft Jerome Ford over Nick Chubb. Draft Zamir White over Josh Jacobs. Draft Elijah Mitchell over CMC. Be bold. Be different. Lose your fantasy leagues in style.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 months

Sean Payton: “I drive really slow the whole way to work just to make the person behind me late. It also makes me late, but…it’s still pretty cool.”

Denver Broncos 365

@DailyBroncos

3 months

Sean Payton admits he baited Minnesota forcing them to trade up for JJ McCarthy

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

8 months

Bears offense Kids these days 🤝 Too many screens

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

5 years

Kind of ironic that Napoleon Dynamite is on the sidelines watching Uncle Rico throw the ball over the mountains.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

The Packers 53-Man Roster for 2022: • Aaron Rodgers • Davante Adams • 51 players willing to accept blocks of cheese as payment

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Can you imagine if a team announced itself as “The Packers” for the first time in 2022?

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

I can’t wait to start freaking out because I’m losing in my fantasy matchup by 3 points after 10 minutes of NFL action.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

@unholytestament @NickdeSemlyen It’s adorable that you think Paul Rudd will die.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Terrace Marshall’s fantasy value after that Robbie Anderson trade.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 months

He did it. He actually did it. ✅ Detroit Lions (2017 - practice squad) ✅ Green Bay Packers (2017-2022) ✅ Chicago Bears (2023) ✅ Minnesota Vikings (2024- )

SleeperNFL

@SleeperNFL

2 months

TE Robert Tonyan has signed with the Vikings, per @AdamSchefter

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

8 months

Next year I’m asking my league commissioner to add 10 IR spots.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

1 year

Backup RB, Alexander Mattison: “If Dalvin Cook gets injured, he’ll be a Top 10 RB and a league winner! I’m drafting him everywhere!” Starting RB, Alexander Mattison: “I’m not touching him in the first 7 rounds.”

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Instead of playing fantasy football next year I’m just going to pay someone $10 to come to my house and kick me in the nuggets every Sunday afternoon. Should save both time and money.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

I’ve spent about 1,000 hours preparing for the upcoming fantasy season. Can’t wait to finish 4th in my home league.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

On Season 4 of Netflix’s “You,” Joe has a new infatuation:

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

My favorite trade targets for 0-5 redraft teams: • Vodka • Tonic • Limes • Tylenol

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

If Mac Jones wins his first playoff game this weekend I’m going to start calling him “Big Mac” and say things like “kid’s got the special sauce.” Just FYI.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Ahead of the trade deadline, I expect the Packers to make some blockbuster moves at wide receiver. A few names to monitor: Trent Sherfield, Tylan Wallace, Keith Kirkwood, and Danny Gray.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Maybe the real fantasy championships are the friends we made along the way.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

In full PPR, Cooper Kupp scored more fantasy points (413) than the ENTIRE Giants wide receiving corp combined (410).

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Last year Travis Kelce outscored the average TE1 by 102%. One hundred. And two. Percent. So yes I’ll take Kelce in the first round. The only player I won’t take him over is CMC.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

You’re all gonna be so mad when Denver trades for Jordan Love.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Leo DiCaprio My dynasty teams 🤝 No one over 25

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

7 months

Tomorrow’s headline: “Aaron Rodgers doing backflips and chopping down trees with his Achilles, would totally play if the Jets weren’t eliminated, per source.”

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

7 months

The #Jets have been eliminated from playoff contention for a 13th straight year. That's the longest playoff drought in North American professional sports.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

T.J. Hockenson fantasy points (PPR): • Weeks 1 & 2: 46.3 • Weeks 3-10: 60.5 They told us fantasy football was fun. They lied to us.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Bill Burr on Fantasy Football: “Passive Aggressive Trade Offers”

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Melvin Gordon and Javonte Williams each had exactly: • 203 rushing attempts • 21 attempts inside the 10-yard line • 9 attempts inside the 5-yard line This was clearly planned out by Big Football to infuriate fantasy players.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Hypothetically, you could start an All-Jones fantasy team. QB: Daniel Jones RB1: Aaron Jones RB2: Ronald Jones WR1: Julio Jones WR2: Marvin Jones TE: Jones-u Smith Flex: Xavier Jones

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

A guy in my home league just took Gronk in the middle of the 3rd round. He’s somehow a 3x league champion. Why do I even play this game?

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

4 years

Faceless Twitter accounts asking for fantasy advice: “Rank every player in the NFL from best to worst so I know who to put in my lineup this week. Have it for me by tomorrow and it better be 100% accurate. And no I will NOT say thank you. Have a bad weekend fuck face.”

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Aaron Rodgers screaming at the bench about that red zone interception is like me screaming at my neighbor because I locked myself out of my car.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Comedians of Fantasy Football: Rejecting Trade Offers

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Wild Idea: Make Dan Snyder leave the NFL and punish him for his wrongdoings.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

8 months

CEH looking at me from my starting lineup, ready to piss my fantasy team’s pants in a must-win matchup.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Best Landing Spots For Remaining WR Free Agents: Jarvis Landry > NO Julio Jones > CHI Odell Beckham > CAR Will Fuller > IR

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Everyone out here chortling about the Mahomes 1st vs 2nd half splits as if they don’t do the same shit at work every day.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 months

When Treylon Burks spots Tyler Boyd at training camp.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

The cool thing about Week 13 is there’s a pretty good chance you hate fantasy football and never want to play it again.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

7 years

@pkdnmaxey @BMitchLiveCSN @JermichaelF88 Are you a politician, Patrick? If not, you shouldn't be weighing in on this matter.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Trade deadline wishlist: • Brandon Aiyuk ➡️ DET • Allen Robinson ➡️ NYG • Odell Beckham ➡️ NO • Marlon Mack ➡️ SEA • Ronald Jones ➡️ BAL • Jimmy Garoppolo ➡️ PIT • Foster Moreau ➡️ LAC

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

My home league team: Najee Harris D’Andre Swift Cordarrelle Patterson James Conner CeeDee Lamb Deebo Samuel Tyreek Hill Travis Kelce I finished 7-6 and missed the playoffs. The worst combination of bad luck, bad lineup decisions, and dumb league settings that’s ever occurred.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

The “just a guy” phrase in fantasy football is so funny to me. YOU’RE just a guy. They’re a fuggin 99th percentile athlete.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

If you’re not excited about Tim Boyle vs Andy Dalton on Thanksgiving then you’re clearly not a fan of “so bad they’re good” movies. This is football’s version of Snakes On a Plane and I’m down for it.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

I started Justin Fields today because I’m a big dumb dummy.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

1 year

@The33rdTeamFB Anyone who says Griddy goes straight to jail.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 months

Yeah ok I’ve seen enough.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

This is by far the worst season of fantasy football I’ve ever had. Thanks Obama.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

@AdamSchefter Is anyone else going to admit that they have no idea whether this is a good or bad trade?

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

1 year

A writer’s strike AND mass running back holdouts? This NFL season is falling apart.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

5 years

In my home league draft (non-SF), one guy took: -Josh Jacobs 5th overall -Jared Goff in the 2nd round -Geronimo Allison in the 5th -Eric Ebron in the 6th -Adrian Peterson in the 7th -2 defenses No amount of mock drafts can prepare you for this guy.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Fuck it let’s all agree to not start any RBs in fantasy until the group as a whole can get their shit together.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

6 months

“Those inches are huge.” Thank you, Tony Romo. Thousands of men needed to hear that.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Terrell Pryor converting from QB to WR at age 27 and immediately putting up a 1,000 yard season has given me unreasonable expectations in every facet of life.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

@KassyDillon I totally hear you. I once ate tainted lettuce but they recalled it shortly after and I was like “WAIT WHY DOESN’T EVERYONE ELSE HAVE TO EAT THE TAINT LETTUCE ALSO?”

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

4 years

Troy Aikman believes the most important part of being a quarterback is being able to throw the ball where you want to throw it. Troy Aikman makes around $7.5 million a year to say these things out loud.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

You could replace Terry Bradshaw with a howler monkey in a trench coat and I literally wouldn’t notice.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

11 months

@bangeliers You were mcsorely mcstaken

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Free podcast idea: The League rewatch show where hosts evaluate the actual fantasy football moves made in each episode.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

If Chris Collinsworth had a fantasy team it’d be called Now Here’s Some Guys.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Was trying to decide which was the more egregious pick in my 1QB home league: Mahomes 1st overall or Gronk in the 3rd round. Then someone took Ameer Abdullah in the 4th. So that answers that.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

And it only took 15 years. #BetrothedInIreland

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Pssssst. Sometimes before I try to trade a bench player, I move them into my starting lineup so the other person thinks I value them higher.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

My wife: Both these of teams are cats. Me: Yes. My wife: It’s the spots vs the stripes. Me: … My wife: I’m rooting for the stripes. Me: … My wife: Because they’re faster. #analysis

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Eminem has a guilty conscience after making some bad lineup decisions.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

10 months

“No YOU’RE one of the worst coaching jobs in the NFL. You…WEINER!”

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Today for lunch I ordered a Whopper at Burger King. When I pulled around to the pay window, I handed her 4 spicy potato soft tacos from Taco Bell. She didn’t want to accept the deal at first, but then I showed her she actually came out ahead in my fast food trade calculator.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Rams WR depth chart: • Cooper Kupp • Robert Woods • Allen Robinson • Odell Beckham? • Multiple 2nd round draft picks Packers WR depth chart: • Davante Adams? • Aaron Jones split out wide • Me?

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

The actor who played Mr. Belding was 38-years-old when Saved By the Bell first aired. Mario Lopez is now 48. Sometimes life’s not fair.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

In a 1QB redraft league, someone took Josh Allen in the 1st and then Joe Burrow in the 5th. Home leagues never fail to surprise.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

1 year

Laviska Shenault’s fantasy value after the DJ Moore trade.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

4 years

Hi, real life football players. I will never tag you in a tweet if you have a bad week. Because I’m not a gigantic asshole. Just wanted you to know we exist. Signed, The average fantasy football enthusiast

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

4 years

2 yards short of the 1st down marker.

Zach Smith

@ZachTheSkeletan

4 years

If Ertz gets traded, where do you expect him to land?

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Ty’Son Williams’ new practice uniform:

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Tired: “I’m never drafting Kyle Pitts again.” Wired: “I’m demanding all of my leagues remove tight ends entirely because it’s a garbage position and I value my mental well-being.”

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Ben retires. “Aaron to Pittsburgh!” Tom retires. “Aaron to Tampa Bay!” Batman retires. “Aaron to Gotham!” Joe Rogan retires. “Aaron to WebMD!”

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Aaron Rodgers is addicted to creating drama, and also to complaining about the drama he’s created.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

I can’t put Cordarrelle Patterson into one lineup because I’d have to start him over: •Najee Harris •D’Andre Swift •Tyreek Hill •CeeDee Lamb •Deebo Samuel You might think this is a bragging tweet, so let me also tell you that this team is currently 2-5.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

My wife pointed out the graphic says Monday Night Football. ESPN is pretty confident that no one actually knows what fucking day it is any more.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Everyone should be required to work in the food or retail industry for a minimum of one year before being eligible for a Twitter account.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Dear Carson, I wrote you but you still ain’t callin. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom…

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

3 years

#Eagles TE Zach Ertz reported to camp ... and he now has blonde hair.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

4 years

How To Be Good At Fantasty Football (according to Twitter): Step 1. Trade AWAY Players Who Did Good Step 2. Trade FOR Players Who Did Bad Step 3. ...Profit

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

I dunno guys, I’m starting to suspect Duke Johnson might not break out after all…

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

9 months

Patrick Mahomes flu game.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

4 years

Dear god what have I done...

Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

4 years

If Gronk finishes as a Top 8 TE this year I’ll eat a life-size LEGO model of my own face.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Nailed it.

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@JakeTrowbridge

4 years

Start: Lamar Jackson Sit: Blake Bortles

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

2 years

Can’t help but think if the Patriots had drafted J.J. Arcega-Whiteside instead of N’Keal Harry everything would be exactly the same.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 months

Odell Beckham’s fantasy value after signing with the Dolphins.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

I don’t think fantasy football is all luck. I do think it’s mostly the result of how many voodoo dolls you own.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

3 years

Choose Your Trade Partner

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

4 years

The XFL is doing a lot of things right. Like not allowing Booger McFarland anywhere near their microphones.

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Jake Trowbridge

@JakeTrowbridge

10 months

Billy, this is your fantasy team. It’s only defect is that you drafted like an idiot, made dumbass trades, and always start the wrong players you fucking moron.