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8 months

Trying to find the right reaction pic before the group chat moves on

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what is her deal

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I cannot stop watching this

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Don’t cry for me

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P!nk has been handed the monster control panel from Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed in the battle against the Tar Monster

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They studied English Lit at Glasgow and live in Shawlands now

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I wanna go back to 2002 to tell people these two will be co-presenting This Morning one day

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8 months

The Eiffel Tower at Blackpool Tower tonight

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Not being funny @glastonbury but @Sugababes have more number 1 singles than anyone else performing this year. Even more than Dua, Shania, Coldplay and Sza combined. They should be headlining!

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#BBUK

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Booking a ticket to Madame Web expeditiously

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Kimberley Walsh ❤️

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@ciaraelliss They contract people to go on! Especially magicians etc

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Missandei watching Daenerys respond to Kraznys mo Nakloz’s sexist comments and burning him alive

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11 months

Avatar the Last Taxbender #BBUK

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2 years

On holiday and I can’t stop saying this every 5 minutes

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Sidney when she found out Ghostface now solely targets Sam and Tara

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3 years

Hollyoaks said I’m gonna create the best performance of the year so far (Kéllé Bryan) and the worst

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I could never get into Steps as a kid cos Claire’s mouth scared me

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@NickEd82 I refuse to believe anyone was behind the camera

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All 65 million of us sat for Tangled Up Tour on BBC 2

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Jodie’s character when she suspects a member of the group has been bitten

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‘28 DAYS LATER’ sequel ‘28 YEARS LATER’ will be set in Newcastle. Star Jodie Comer says she has been watching clips of Cheryl on ‘THE X-FACTOR’ with her dialect coach to prepare for the accent. ()

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@brainwormsssss It’s a bar

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10 months

@harrisonjbrock Is this not the outro of Tulisa’s album The Female Boss?

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6 months

And when this is the opening scene, then what

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‘JOKER 2’ will include 15 covers of “very well-known” songs. One of the covers will be of “That’s Entertainment!” (Source: )

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2 years

Nobody: Hilaria Baldwin:

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1 year

Chocolate is a top 10 Kylie song

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1 year

kylie minogue has one of the best pop discographies of all time… I’ve been doing a deep dive & every time I think I’ve found every gem she has to offer, they just keep on coming. like WTF is this and how haven’t I heard it till now??

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Why did Matty act like he’d just seen The Nun #BBUK

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Who Should Play John, Paul, George and Ringo in the Beatles Movies?

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@NerdyKenDoll @quintabrunson i think they film the first half and then the second half during airing so they can pick up on responses to character/plot

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3 years

Madonna’s Music and Janet’s Doesn’t Really Matter topping the charts of September 2000

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@DeeLon17 i won't be tuning in for that one

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Louis Walsh don’t talk SHITE we all know the manger of Girls Aloud was Kimberley Walsh !!!! #CBBUK

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1 year

It’s crazy to me the Cha Cha Slide came out in 2004 - the dance is so ingrained in society I feel like the Victorians were doing it!

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3 years

@IamGregP daniel day lewis could never

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The year 2000 was worldshaking in girl band history !!!

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Things that scared me as a child

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Henry naming the food he misses #BBUK

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Why did Waterloo Road do that

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Jacki Weaver as Jackie Weaver Christoph Waltz as John Smith Christopher Eccleston as Peter Moore Jenni Eclair as Cynthia Miriam Margolyes as Sue Jane Horrocks as Julie’s I Pad Reece Shearsmith as Vice Chair Steve Pemberton as Aled’s iPad Peter Davison as Handforth PC Clerk

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Randomly started to watch Farscape last night. Has anyone seen???

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@cattbutt

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This picture tastes like your mates mum handing you a Blue WKD at her gaff on a summers night in year 9

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We used to be a country

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Xander when Ashanti was a demon

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Jennifer Lopez and Madonna hearing Jane McDonald’s better vocals on Let’s Get Loud and Ray of Light

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Heidi Range when she’s asked how many bridges she wants to sing in the latest Sugababes album

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Yes I am Ariana Grande’s dad

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My train seat is E4

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Daphne arriving on Spooky Island

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Caught underage drinking aged 18 in Spain…

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11. out of order but i forgot to add these 2 iconic moments: miley cyrus is caught making out with beck from victorious (avan jogia) at her 18th birthday party, 2010. miley is caught underage drinking in spain at a nightclub, 2010.

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Want to gobble these NOW

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3 years

promos: listen to bree runway and rina sawayama, watch pose, read girl woman other, eat scottish raspberries, girl power.. feminism blah blah blah

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6 years

@loosewomen @NolanColeen @janem @dancingonice Coleen Nolan saying she doesn’t agree with bad rude behaviour!!!! Choked on me coffee

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4 years

That’s 2 for 2 on Arts Council funding can’t wait for both projects to begin in the new year. My first play and my first R&D 😍🎭

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@HorrorDeaths Scooby Doo on Zombie Island

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Inspired by @harrisonjbrock ’s tweet re Florence the other day I’ve recast the Buffy lot for the 2020s

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Manchester

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Why are the housemates of a game show offended that some of them could be GAMEplayers #BBUK

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Me demanding an encore at Anything Goes

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@harrisonjbrock Something Kinda Ooohm

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I’ve just learn he was born in 1999. I am to pass away now

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I honestly can't stop watching this. It's giving Cersei Lannister

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What the Eastenders is going on here may I ask ? The intensity has left shivers down my spine

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I haven’t looked up from my phone since October 2008 tbf

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Driving instructor just gagged me a bit

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Last night I dreamt I was at a party and I made everyone shut up as I put this on the queue:

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She’s actually got us all singing Oom Pah Pah so she can sneak an orphan out the back door

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@harrisonjbrock Gemma giving Kylie in the Neighbours finale

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@fried_scalp @maticaps The fact that Alyssa Edwards named herself after Alyssa Milano makes this even better

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Spending a rainy evening in 2008 looking for bootlegs of Daniel Radcliffe in Equus

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@FilmUpdates

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Michael Owen as soon as Gemma even attempts to bring Luca back to the Alderley Edge manor #LoveIsland

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If Charlotte survived another week of Interior Design Masters I cannot be held accountable for my actions

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@ira Too soon

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Shoot me now

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@theharkyp @luxxybee

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@harrisonjbrock I just know I’d be obsessed with him if he was a friend of a friend and I met him at a party

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@hourlipa @DUALIPA yes to a Madonna song

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Darla and Angelus spotting a Victorian peasant girl across the room to feed on:

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Something intensely menacing about this

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@teefortilly in my first 2 years at Glasgow Uni i did film, archaeology, classics, english lit, comparative lit, english lang and exploring the cosmos lmao

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Booting out Kerry now is like Buffy killing the big bad with 10 episodes of the season left #BBUK

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Gal Gadot jumping into the talent pool

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That motherfucker back there is not real

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invented Spain

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The highest-placed Geribanger is Mi Chico Latino in 3rd! #Top50SoloSpice LISTEN LIVE: 📻 🔗

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I love the specificity of this

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Lorraine and Mel C reading @harrisonjbrock ’s Gogglebox celeb ranking to see who gets number 1

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Henry tonight #BBUK

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And the circle is complete. Gen Z teens look 45 just like Boomer teens did.

IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️

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😳🤬Well damn

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@roisinmurphy You don’t clearly

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The Aloud’s best lyrics are all liquid based - Was it just the margaritas or are you looking at me? 🍸 - We smoke as we choke as we sink another Coke 🥤 - So I’ve got my cappuccino to go and I’m heading for the hills again ☕️

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Two and a half years ago I wrote a Girls Aloud singles ranking. Don't know a better way to celebrate their reunion tour day than by doing it all over again. 2500 words later, my new ranking of all 23 singles from the greatest girl band of all time!

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@h_rothwell This is what being British is all about

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@CaseyCott

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There’s a woman in Wagamamas ignoring her kids and reading How To Kill Your Family at the table

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RIP Jabe, you would have loved the film Annihilation

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@giulioboards even great nana vera's teeth are less wooden

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🚨 Angelina Jolie has been cast as the title character in new fantasy film “The Unknown” which puts a reimagined, feminist twist on the classic villain’s origin story

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