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Woman. Homosexual. Crazy rat lady. Norm Macdonald superfan. Non-non-binary she/wee™️ #BEKINDyouworthlesspeasant

People's Republic of Jockistan
Joined June 2023
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@JadedLemonade
Jade Lemonade
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So was Lucifer
@SimplyShae13
Demon_Fae_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆
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Trans women are God's perfect angels.
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@iris_frs Why would you ask how it's crickets? They've got nothing to do with this.
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Gutted I cannae watch this as I'll be busy shoving a Lego pirate ship up ma arsehole
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At Holyrood working on some things today! @OwenJones84 full sit-down interview with First Minister Humza Yousaf coming next week ... and some previews coming soon!
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this has to be a man
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@RoisinMichaux Wtf looks like Homer Simpson's eyeballs
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@ihateyoupe0ple @ShayWoulahan There's no way somebody paying for sex is guilty of the same crime as a r @pist
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The best episode of Corrie was the one where Hayley walked about the street with a 'lesbians love girl dick' sign, throwing around bottles of actual piss and crying because JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier.
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Remember that time Corrie had a trans character and it caused such a stir people refused to call her a woman, boycotted the programme and the whole country was in a toxic uproar about it. No me either. Simpler times.
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Imagine being so ugly you had to become an activist and campaign for people to have sex with you
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TERFs ‘r’ us ©️
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I see insane people.
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@troonytoons "Give her grace" pffft this guy thinks he's like Jesus of Nazareth
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How is it not conversion therapy when you're literally trying to convert someone from one sex to the other?
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@GoldsmithsSU This Man Can.
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...what?
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@bindelj Girls borrow each others underwear. Deal with it.
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Stop wanking on about transphobia, nobody cares about that word anymore.
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Had to say goodbye to my Peter 💔 Rest easy little man 🙏
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@Jebadoo2 Yeah but what if a wizard changed your body to the opposite sex without you asking? WHAT THEN?!
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"if trans women aren't women, why don't I look like a woman?"
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@LeilaMusic 'Hallelujah' is a Hebrew word
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For the love of God, please stop sharing that video of the guy pumping his diabolical asshole with petrol.
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@Glinner We can all look forward to the day that they have to look back and wonder what the hell they were thinking. @Glinner won't have to 😊
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@guardian You lying cowards.
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@nyx_nyx_nyx_666 Solid business advice for people who hate having customers.
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@cbucksrules @SeparatistSista Yeah I did wonder, then he posted something weird about sanitary pads so now I'm convinced
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M Y L A U N D R Y I N N O N - B I O
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@Artofhunger75 "I wish I was more educated" Aye, it might help if you actually went to class.
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@bengalesbian They're obsessed with othering black women, it's relentless
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Nobody "deserves" to be a lesbian, you can't achieve lesbianism through lesbian deeds. They don't have a clue.
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if you exclude trans women from lesbianism you don’t deserve to be a lesbian just saying
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There's no such thing as female Hitler because he's a man and nobody can change sex. Also he's dead.
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you cannot convince me she’s not female Hitler
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@eddiebolland He committed adolltery. Unforgivable.
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Galumphing Gorilla receives honorary degree from the University of My Balls Are Stuck to My Thigh Again.
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Rachel Levine receives honorary degree from Rutgers
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@maven_a65245 @ihateyoupe0ple @ShayWoulahan But are they the same as somebody holding a woman down and forcing themself onto them?
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@Cavakaggy @jk_rowling @ThePosieParker @MrsLouiseWS @dabooboo38 @Aja02537920 Hahaha but anybody can just say "hi, I'm non binary" and there's no way to refute that because it's imaginary anyway
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"Homosexual" is my word of the day. Every day! Until this shit blows over.
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The trans movement is trying to create a world where the term "homosexual" is seens as outdated. However the new suggested terms do not describe homosexuality. They have no word to describe exclusive same sex attraction. But sure, homosexuals aren't being erased, all is well
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Cece is here to cheer you all up 💖
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@BBCNews I fail to see how this is news. It's always disappointing when somebody proves you wrong. Such is life.
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Why'd you turn replies off you yellow bellied, namby pamby, cowardy custard, chicken shits?
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‘Elite sport is over for me': Trans cyclist Emily Bridges on legal fight against competition ban, as @stevescott_itv reports
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I've just realised the word 'queer' has come full circle and just means 'weird' again.
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When your Twitter crush finally notices you ❤️
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I don't usually make posts about my personal life, but I do actually like beetroot.
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Imagine criticizing the author of the best-selling series of all time on her handling of the plot 💅
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🇵🇸 Claudia Boleyn MA🌹Sapphic🌹she/her
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JK Rowling has lost the plot this morning I see.
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My work lanyard gets a lot of comments, and people spotting something on it and asking about it has started a lot of conversations
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@ThomasWillett9 Keep crying Thomas.
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Are people actually easily offended, or is it rather that they just enjoy being offended and actively seek it out? 🤔
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Mimi when she sees a man
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I can't believe the next James Bond isn't gonna be a black trans disabled lesbian 🤬🤬🤬
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Surely You're Joking...
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Has he said yes yet? I'm a wee bit behind with this story. x
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@Cougarmania @IndiaWilloughby "With visibility comes understanding" Yes, yes it does. Please continue to reveal yourselves.
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@theyasminbenoit Hi. No one cares.
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@crit_gen Mumsnet Dearest
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Sisters 💓
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Getting sick of the bear hate in this app.
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Suze: Real Dyke♀️♀️
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Who fucking asked him?!
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Hollywood actor Leonardo DiCaprio has used his platform to call upon the Scottish Government to declare the country a ‘rewilding nation’.
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Overheard at my sister's: "Can ye no offer your granny an ice cream without calling her a dirty old slag?"
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Well, after a long hard day of pure tanning my arse I think I'll go home, relax, and sooth my cheeks with a lovely 75p bum mask 🧘‍♀️
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They're really walking around with this thinking the general public are gonna look and say "Damn, you know they make a good point."
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WTF?!!! Why am I blocked by the archbishop of the Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America?!!!!
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I wear my rainbow lanyard so that my fellow gaping arseholes feel safe basking in my odious bullshit 💖
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I'm absolutely exhausted with pity-begging perverts, and their crocodile tears, seeking sympathy from women. Mate, piss off and sort yourself out. You're not our responsibility.
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Second only to Jesus of Nazareth
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@MarissaExdeath @daycare_lifer Real lesbians aren't men. Hope this helps 👍
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Vehicles instinctively know whether a driver is male or female, and will only vibrate accordingly.
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Claire Bear👁☘️🇮🇪 💜🤍💚 🫀
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I need to learn to drive….
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Stop asking Anna about her cock please, ladies. It's not very becoming.
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Lesbians of the Netherlands, stop asking Anna about her c0ck on @Tinder 🔥
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Yes, block homosexuals you scheming, slithering, snakeheaded sadists.
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The planet is SAVED 🙌
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Anyway, look at this tiny sheep 🥲
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Polis need to monitor your hatred, even if you've not committed a crime. Just so you don't go forgetting what a worthless PoS you truly are.
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Humza Yousaf supports police recording non-crime hate incidents.
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When it's the 1,027th time today you've been called an extremist for refusing to lie.
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Cece
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Who'd have thunk it?
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A trans activist drag queen is standing trial for 2019 charges related to the sexual abuse of a teen boy. Dwight Chisolm, also known as Sno Wight, was previously arrested while teaching dance to children in violation of his conditions as a sex offender.
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@CaelanConrad Yeah exactly, no wonder they didn't sell.
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Can't even tell someone to "eat shit" anymore, in case they think you're offering.
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So Terfs, how would you react to being “misgendered” by Himdia & bro? In a gif of course
@papi_sierra
Papi sierra.
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So Terfs, how would you react to being “misgendered” by Himdia & bro? In a gif of course
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Who's that looking at the wall and are they okay?
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Humza Yousaf says he clearly underestimated the level of hurt and upset he caused Greens by scrapping the Bute House Agreement. He says he is standing down as party leader. Will continue as FM until new leader in place.
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@TheOnlyGuru @RobbieTravers Great video, she's letting us know yet again how different she is from men. Because she isn't a man.
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Me at 17 (or whatever idk) just being orange and fucking fabulous 💅
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Me at 16/17 (trying so very hard.)
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The cheeky girl herself 💖 Yes, I've had to tie the curtains up, I'm sure you cat owners understand.
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Actual pure mad mental that we have to even utter the words "men shouldn't put their nipples in babies' mouths"
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@PeterTatchell You changed your mind halfway through typing???
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@troonytoons Bet he wanks over the apologies
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@OakesMarianne I love your satire, Marianne. I almost thought you were a real therapist.
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@bearwithaplan @cbucksrules You're a real wordsmith.
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@Centrefuter Old Spice™️ Girls
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@judgejules75 How are they getting the dead person's consent?
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@troonytoons He barely passes as a primate
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@GenderGP This is so funny! Oh man, you kill me. You should do stand up 👏👏👏
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@cbucksrules Funny how Big Pharma was always the bad guy... until nowww
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@SWR666 Yeah I know, it was mental. Protesters chatting about "girl dick" and such. What an embarrassment to Scotland.
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Imagine claiming white people are white, that's pure mad mental by the way.
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@helenstaniland Probably not as bad as a gaping surgical wound with actual rotting flesh but who am I...
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@authenticTERF Omg. If you can't recognise how creepy this is it's because you're also a creep 🤢🤢🤢
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this happened to my arm after I got vaccinated
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New level of stupid discovered 😬🫣🤦‍♂️
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Pheasants are 'queer' and can 'change sex', says National Museum of Fucking Morons.
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Pheasants are 'queer' and can 'change sex', says museum
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@j4ppleby IT'S RIGHT FUCKIN' THERE!
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@cassiemoans_ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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When somebody bookmarks your post...
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@cbucksrules I usually get rejected. That's it, that's the end of the story.
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Using only a GIF, what's it like inside your head?
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Using only a GIF, what's it like inside your head?
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@men_odins Pedophiles.
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A Jade original ✍️
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