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2 years

@NoContextBrits It's a term of endearment amongst my oldest friends

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Last night, ahead of me was a white rabbit sitting upright, waiting for me on my path. I took out my phone to take its photo. It didn't move, I wondered if it was scared, I just spent a very slow ten minutes walking up to a plastic bag of dog poop.

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In Sweden all children of all ages eat together at lunchtime there are no private schools and kids from every financial and social background use The same schools. Look at our corrupt bent system and wonder

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...Are free school meals the best way to spend taxpayer money? ..Yes Chef Jamie Oliver

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Hornet's nests on the outdoor patio were always a problem until 4 years ago when I crocheted and hung my fake one after reading that hornets are territorial. Not a single one since then! I wonder if I could knit a #ToryLiars canvasser??

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@labisiffre Yes Not much older in Notting Hill and my parents had to tell me, we don't deal with people like that, we don't give them business, and if they give you or your mates any trouble tell us or fight back. So decades later, I wonder how much has really changed?

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OK Someone needs to think about a post Christmas exercise regime

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For 2 days in a row I have seen this little guy removing leaves from a very particular plant nearby and eating them until he passes out. He's missing an ear, so he may be self-medicating his PTSD, but still, I think it's time for some intervention…

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Morning Darren et al On #followbackfriday This covers my views on the UK I think I'm caught up with all following but don't be shy, remind me if I've missed you out. Have a good weekend And #fuckthetories

Darren Chesterton 💙🇮🇪🇪🇺

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@zingonathome Good morning brother ✌️✊️😉✨️😊😎 #ToriesOut575 #GeneralElectionNow #SquatterSunak #FuckTheTories

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@paul_astell @stardancerMike @mrjamesob What crap. The chemicals are being dumped in our rivers. Thames water alone has just been fined 50 million by ofwat. We have some of the worst housing stick in Europe and a housing crisis, and some poor kid just died from living in a shit hole?

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Having recently discovered there is a purpose for the sticker on a bar of Imperial Leather, I left it in place and have been placing the bar of soap sticker-down (the sticker stops the soap sitting in a soggy soapy puddle, in case you've been living in a cave).

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@Britain_People I don't think she deserves the title! I was lucky enough to grow up in a time when journalism was respected Stories were followed regardless of the outcome People died to get the truth told Others went to jail to protect sources. She's a standard studios clothes horse

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When you want Star Wars decor, but the wife has her own views....

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@LouieKerr8 My mate posted this as he moved over to Ireland when he met his missus

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@StormySturgeon No government should be beyond criticism Both from within and without

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Anyone know the name of this fish? I googled fishus dickus, turns out it wasn't that!

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Oh dear

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I'm not bitter....

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@Themiddle03 @JacquelineCabl9 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

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*dull news alert * This is what is called a ,”Lorne Sausage” native to my homeland , Scotland. My issue is it is colloquially known as a,” Square Slice” Having lived here all my life I’ve never seen an exact SQUARE one!

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@dave43law If you crash your car, bus, van lorry or train into people and they die. Because of your actions You're legally liable What's your excuse

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@CreativSam2 Glad you escaped It's taboo to mention this stuff. The police won't deal with domestic abuse, its not important enough unless it's a celebrity. Learn to fight dirty, physically and legally ladies. Only chance for survival. Chin up baby x

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I'd add 11. You apologise if you are wrong

Cue 🌞👁️ #PutinsBrexit #UniteB1 #UpRise #WeROne

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Fuck a duck! She is an extremist Wtf is a British politician doing in Israel right now? Getting ideas on how to "control" the dissenters? Will it be a final solution Fkin #ToryScum

פלר חסן נחום Fleur Hassan-Nahoum

@FleurHassanN

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What an honor meeting the amazing @SuellaBraverman in #Jerusalem . I thanked her for coming to Israel to bare witness and for her brave stance against extremism ❤️🙏🏾 🇬🇧 🇮🇱

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Morning all Just in case you needed to be reminded…. Summer months are upon us!!!! If you see a small girl wearing a bikini, mind your business. If you see a big girl wearing a crop top, mind your business. If you see a girl not wearing a bra, mind your business.

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To quote the beach boys. Wouldn't it beeeee nice #DisabilityTwitter

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Have a wonderful Christmas those who celebrate it x

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Hello I'm under here!

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I've just read that the SSPCA sized 20 puppies on Christmas day. Kudos. If you were thinking of rehoming a dog, January would be a great time to do it xx Ps I drove up to Sheffield to get this little sod. Soooooo glad I did Have a happy and helpful hogmanay

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Did You know Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to perform in Hollywood's most popular nightclub, The Mocambo, because of her race & body size. Marilyn Monroe, who was a big fan, called the owner and explained that if he booked Ella, she would be there every night,

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@Feargal_Sharkey They aren't spending it, we are subsidising their directors and being ripped off. I want a refund @thameswater And #GTTONow

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1 year

Dirty wee besom. As my granny would say

Wee Indy Iza 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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1 year

SCOTTISH Tory activist campaigning ahead of a crucial by-election has been caught on camera apparently removing other parties’ leaflets from a private close. CCTV images of a Scottish Tory activist believed to be Linn Kleinman 👇🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👇

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Are the Conservatives still in charge??

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2 years

@London_Discuss @londoner_007 I've seen it for years. Management of companies employing temps so they can strip assets and break up the business. It's another land grab, and the ppe scandal says a lot about govt attitude to health.

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2 years

A farmer see's a bloke drinking from his stream, shouts.. 'ey up cock, tha dunna wanna be drinking watta from theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite' The bloke says 'I'm a Conservative, can you speak a bit slower The farmer replies. if you use two hands you won't spill any

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4 months

Careful opening yer eggs fellas x

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@PsychicSquirrel Taught me so much. Who doesn't love drifting??

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1 year

Take aways available

karen says...

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1 year

Okay.....😳🤔😌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😩

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Storm Isha is on its Way Batten down the hatches Stay safe! 9th storm of the year but there's no problem with our climate? Is there? @RishiSunak #ToryBrokenBritain #CostOfLivingCrisis #ClimateActionNow #StormIsha

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@GreveJanice @BlackPandaCult @weaniejeanie53 @WebbPwebb13866 @AshAshman1 @FelicityCobbing @StephenOld @TheSelectFyrd @Pleasedontshou1 @fiddik @sitebadger @jmds85 @CatsBearsandMe @couiza @GirzellsGirl @bankmercia @GVorpe @i_iratus @KenWheatley5 @PoisonousRatbag @Christinalevan3 @MaruiNeko33 @MeadHallWench @dwatchorn @PaulDuffy1192 @pixieandbee1 @RootvegS @BrexitPirates @relish_hendos @IngramGlynis @CyntWhite @JennAndieY @Coeurrectly @Wulf_Helm @NicolaJames007 @TPTVEncore @HunterNorrie It does. Every year, it seems to take someone I know. I've managed to help/stop a few, but the ones you miss are terrible 😢 #SuicidePrevention #talkToSomeone It's why I'm so pro life and try not to judge. No-one can be strong all the time, reach out for help if you need it!

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Giving up on trying to accomplish anything on telephone or online today. This country is fucked. Over and out #fuckthetories They've fucked all of us

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4 months

*dull news alert * In the UK this is known as a “Chairdrobe” it is a place where we store our not quite clean clothes that have another day or two wear in them, but also clean clothes that have been washed, and are halfway through their journey to the “wardrobe”

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2 years

@BeckettUnite @BazzantFrancis 130 thousand children in cardboard boxes and cars. Shelters if they are "lucky" With their parents or alone. Makes me ashamed of my mps I'll probably spend the day helping or cooking at one if I'm able to get there. Trying to make some of them laugh and not cry myself

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2 years

Shit bag

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@AndyPlumb4 Yeah, he looks pretty relaxed on the deck 😆 🤣

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*dull news alert * Found this incredibly tooth-shaped rock at the beach the other day. The more i look at it the more i think it could actually be a tooth. Am i crazy? Banana for scale** ** is every fucker I know eating chips at the seaside or on a mad duty free run??

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2 years

Fiction Or is it.....

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1 year

@herbieharry I've done a lot of silly shit on horses Especially gamble. But I've never felt the urge to kill another wild animal Just because I could. Or It's traditional Ffs

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For the insomniacs out there, not those in other time zone's 4 a.m. thoughts

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2 years

I know times are tough but...

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1 year

Oh Noooooo She's not that sort of gal? Colour me shocked!

peter haworth

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1 year

@whingywelshman @JacquelineCabl9 I wonder if not getting a peerage off the odious fat wanker has left a bitter taste in mad Nads mouth?

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OK. I know my Facebook is full of pics of flowers Mates getting dolled up for lunches/dinner etc. But....

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An Extremist Bear 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🍀🏆 🐻

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Mornin tweeples

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@Your_Mountain_ @PAPYRUS_Charity @TheLearnNetwork @ForThe100_ @GillianKeegan @iambenwest Suicide It takes one life, but devastates all those who couldn't stop or prevent it. Reach out if you're worried that someone isn't coping. Not just emotionally, but financially at such a tough time. #NHS #ToryBrokenBritain

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1 year

The lunatics have taken over the asylum Does anyone believe this shit?

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1 year

She's going to end up in an institution. Seriously.

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1 year

I'm just gonna say British gas profits for 2022 revealed today 3 billion Look again. 3,000,000,000. And I'm feeling bad about having my heating on 24/7 at the moment because I don't do well in the cold. Neither does my dog. I'm just gonna say fuck the tory scum! And eat toast

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1 year

Good morning to my couple friends. And good night to my colonial cousins. Enjoy each other x

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@Stuzipants That rag of a newspaper I wouldn't wipe my bum with it! Or the dogs

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@BladeoftheS @Knighthawkken That's the Thames And @HS2ltd were caught dumping in the river Colne (LHR) What next? Where next? I used to be involved in surfers against sewage many years ago and sustains clearing towpaths and cycle routes. Bollocks to the #ToryCostOfGreedCrisis

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@dave43law Have we got anything left to sell off or give to their buddies?? What the hell is she gonna do? Press releases and lunch I imagine #ToryIncompetence #GTTONow #prosecutethethieves

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1 year

OK, Do you think there's enough room in this dress for all my chocolates and sweet treats today??

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Aah The turdis

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Evening all x

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Average

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Morning all.

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1 year

I doubt if she's fought cancer and dated some of the hottest men on the planet Plus, I like Kylie She's stylish Sexy A great dancer/choreographer and all-around honey pot. If I were a lesbian, I would have a major wide on for her!

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1 year

Can you believe that Kylie Minogue (left), is three years OLDER than Thérèse Coffey (right)!! What has the Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs been doing to herself, I wonder?!!!

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2 years

I'm both appalled at our press Again. And the waste of chocolate

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1 year

I managed to roll her over I'm now the proud but drunk owner of almost half my bed Good morning

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Good morning Again. Had to retire to bed after some strenuous yawning in the garden. Lunch? Oh, it was 2 hot cross buns The first this year

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@haveigotnews #NHS lost millions over @fujitsu_uk screwing up the patient records system Too #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern Or Just the usual #torysleaze and back room deals

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@jimrosecircus1 Taxi

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A baby humming bird drinking his Raspberry @coloradolifer1

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On the subject of money 💰 If you are struggling Please Don't be too proud or desperate to ask for help There's a lot of good people around and no stigma in saying I need help/lunch money/shoes for the kids. Most of us have known tough times. Even if your just time poor. Ask.

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Was watching these in my roses at twilight I love birds. They make my day!

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@SarkySage Morning

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Today We have mostly been

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@JacquelineCabl9 @SundaeDivine @DollyParton 😊😁

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I'm pleased to announce I have finally deleted most of the crappy follows I first did last year so bollocks to the 5k limit. I got 800 to spare. Hit me up for one!

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You tell em stormy. I'm working class, with posh roots. But we'd all sooner eat shit and die than vote tory. One of my uncles did in the 80s and my Welsh granny uninvited him from Christmas Dinner 😆

Stormzy Bun💙

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@GregHands @LeeAndersonMP_ I'm working class and I don't want to even be in the same sentence as a death penalty seeking, working men's club bouncer wannabe and general lying, judgemental inadequate human as him.

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@thatcymraes I could go on..

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My weekly reminder about DMs. Summary 8 sex bots in languages I don't speak A few requests for money, I wish! A nice lady having dog problems who asked if we could talk privately (yes to that) And a couple of handsome men. Probably sex bots, too. So Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus”.

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TV and bargains

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That's my local hospital and they are great there. Congratulations on your out come

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Around this time 7 yrs ago I was halfway through chemo for breast cancer, had very little hair left & I wrote in my diary ‘I want this to be behind me now, I’ve had enough’. Nurse Outra Rooplal was a total rock & helped get me through. I just went to see her and..I love her ❤️

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Oh Thank god for alcohol I hit the update balance on my Scottish power app. In 6 weeks usage I've gone from £390 cr. To being £78 owing. Ffs. That's abone bed bungalow with new glazing and doors this year. I wonder how bad family homes have it??

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Don't worry if you can't find the correct sized bike. Lateral thinking 🤔

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@StormySturgeon So that's a packet of Maltesers, 20 B &H, and you can keep the change for going

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😆 🤣 #2amclub jokes!

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After a turbulent decade. Family and boyfriend ripping me off, hassles, and financially difficult times. Ready to start sueing people Taking on the bullies. So.

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Today was my mum's birthday She was born near Glasgow in 1936, so she would have been 87. Had she not died in the early 90s. If you're lucky enough to still have your ma. Give her a call or a hug from me xx

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@Anniesomeone1 Ps My mp is kwazi Kwarteng He's probably quite tired after his big moment in the spotlight. It's not easy being a voting flip flop in one of the safest seats in the country.

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Here In the surrey heartlands, not everyone has their money hidden offshore Racist attacks Crime rate through the roof. #GeneralElectionN0W

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@MarkHaydock5 When I was a lass Etc

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One for the vegans and chefs

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2 years

Lots of bad news out there today The usual ongoing struggles and fights So

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1 year

🎂 Happy birthday to Douglas Adams (1952-2001) British comic writer whose works satirize contemporary life through a luckless protagonist who deals ineptly with societal forces beyond his control. best known for series known collectively as The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy

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