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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

3 years

Non-violent art heists should be legal and considered high stakes capture the flag for adults

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

never leaving west knoxville again

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

writing wanting to write

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

3 years

@FirstMatePete Exactly, if you don't have sharks with lasers on their heads guarding your art then frankly you're just asking to be robbed in today's day and age

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

keep getting hit by all these blue shells bc i'm #1

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

Imagine your card gets declined at UTK and they quarantine you in Massey with communal bathrooms

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

10 years

Guys look what I just found on the floor at school http://t.co/36BZcoOzm7

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

Why does my little brother look exactly like Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

1 year

This is undoubtedly the most unhinged @BrandSanderson interview you've ever seen. It's with a heavy heart that I expose Brandon for his plagiarizing ways. I hope y'all enjoy the first episode of Between Two Perns:

Brandon Sanderson EXPOSED as a PLAGIARIST: Between Two Perns Author...

Support me on Patreon to help me do more interviews: https://www.patreon.com/JacksonDickertI used to really look up to Brandon. I did not think it would have...

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

aren't you supposed to see a doctor if your election lasts this long

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

LMAO Y'ALL MADE CANVAS CHANGE THEIR LOGO

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

If you drank strawberry milk in elementary school you don't need to worry about what's in the vaccine

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

3 years

..... and if you like absurd fun ideas like this one you're bound to enjoy my debut novel about boy scouts at summer camp. It's got a buck with tasers on its antlers and a battle royale paintball fight what more could u want ty for your time

Jackson Dickert | Twitter, Instagram | Linktree

Author, Marketer, Manta Ray Enthusiast

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 months

An author tweeted how depressing it was to see Sanderson's campaign surpass its goal by so much. No hate to that author but remember: 1. Comparison is the thief of joy 2. You can be depressed by his success or inspired. So many people supporting an author is a wonderful thing.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

1 month

He's put his stamp of approval on animal violence, cheating on your romantic partner, and... guillotining Adele? As long as he gets paid? Join me as we delve into the endless depths of @LordGrimdark 's soul in search of the bottom. There's no end in sight. full video in replies

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

Don't ever talk to me or my son again

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

ANARCHY HAS ENSUED, OFFICER PUCKETT HAS BEEN CAUGHT WEARING A HAT IN THE ATRIUM THERE ARE NO RULES ANARCHY ANARCHY http://t.co/gCAoRZsguE

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

The Cotton Eyed Joe bout to be real quiet tonight

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

My little brother made this, I think he's really enjoying his first year of high school

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@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

Mr. Ashe: Don't do anything dumb at prom. Me: *rips pants off to Sexy and I Know It*

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

"don't wear heelys to graduation" "You can only wear dress shoes" I CREATED A SOLUTION

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

UT Students: Please don't break the window. The A/C is on, he has water, and is listening to his favorite music.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

smh i didn't even have to wait long

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

20 students confirmed with covid at utk 8 staff confirmed with covid at utk Over a hundred people in self-quarantine 6 days until school starts back :)

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

@knoxschoolsupt JIMMY MAC I CHOOSE YOU JMAC USED: LET IT SNOW

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

6 years

If Jim McIntyre were still alive today he would not stand for this injustice

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to Jim for snow and sleet; and if KCS does not close, then man this sucks, it really blows.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

My professor was lecturing about Pompeii and said volcanic erection instead of volcanic eruption and that's the story about how we got out of class thirty minutes early

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

UTK staff: you know, i can't think of a single way letting college students customize public PowerPoint slides could go wrong sure let's do it Narrator: This is an example of foreshadowing.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 months

We just launched the Campfire app—the culmination of years of work along with a heavy dose of inspiration from the man of the hour, Brandon Sanderson. If you’re tired of the Amazon/Audible monopoly on publishing, and their terrible royalties, this is for you.🧵

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

7 years

Is this fame

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

3 months

SAY THE WORDS at the Gollancz booth at WorldCon, they give you cool stuff

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 months

At Dragonsteel 2023, I interviewed @paolini about his indie author roots, the importance of publishing coloring books, and his deep-seated desire to fight children. Big thank you to @BrandSanderson 's team for providing the space for this interview.

Nepotism Baby Paolini: Between Two Perns Interview

Buy Murtagh: https://www.amazon.com/Murtagh-World-Eragon-Inheritance-Cycle/dp/0593650867?&_encoding=UTF8&tag=perns-20&linkCode=ur2&linkId=44760f09bf93f840175...

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

High school: NO BRIGHTLY COLORED HAIR NO SHOULDERS College: my teacher literally has bright green hair, a sleeveless shirt, and short shorts

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

#justgirlythings @knoxschoolsupt

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

ah yes I see the principals are attempting to elevate their social status by standing in front of the stairs, always an effective strategy

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8 years

The Elves on the Shelf come to life at HVA! #hvaelves

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

Cop: Sir, I'm writing you a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane. Me: You are gonna feel so dumb when you look in my trunk.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

@knoxschoolsupt

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

*dude sits down next to me* *looks at my heelys* Dude: OH MY GOD YOU'RE THAT GUY

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

I shadowed at the hospital, we had patients who were injured by explosions. I've seen people die, I've seen people suffer. It's not a joke.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

7 years

WHY THIS GUY LOOK LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO INTERVIEW KATNISS FOR THE 2018 HUNGER GAMES

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

these graduation announcements turned out great

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

I WAS SO EXCITED I COULDN'T HOLD MY PHONE STILL FOR THE PICTURE

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

Ok ladies time to fess up one of y'all stole my phiten necklace in the 7th grade and by the laws of middle school we're still dating and I am ready to be a free man give it back so we can break up plEASE

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

In January I started writing a book and promised myself I would finish it by the end of the year In July I petered out at 62,500 words In October I began again Today I'm at 78,500 words but estimate I have 4,000 to go I have 24 hours. Someone pls hold me accountable.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

it's not a pool boy pic but they're letting me graduate so no complaints here

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

IT'S DONE THANK U GUYS I DID NOT EXPECT SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW ME LOVE AND KICK MY ASS INTO GEAR I LOVE U ALL I DID IT WITH AN HOUR AND A HALF TO SPARE HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL

jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

In January I started writing a book and promised myself I would finish it by the end of the year In July I petered out at 62,500 words In October I began again Today I'm at 78,500 words but estimate I have 4,000 to go I have 24 hours. Someone pls hold me accountable.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

*on the phone* Gf: Where are you?? "You know the store with tht expensive necklace you liked?" Gf: omg yes "I'm catching Pokemon near there"

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

FIRST REJECTION I'M OFFICIALLY A WRITER THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

Just got my geography quiz back smh

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

(Starbucks) Me: THERE'S A ESCAPED CONVICT AT LARGE Everyone: ...? Me: *sigh* THERE'S A CONVICT AT VENTI *grande panic and hysteria ensues*

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

2 months

I'd like to take this opportunity to formally apologize for biting Ryan's fingers mere moments after this picture was taken. Though, I must say, his reaction was a tad overdramatic. He can still type just fine with 9 fingers, so what's the big deal about losing a measly pinky

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Myself and @JacksonDAuthor just doing what friends do 🤷🏻‍♂️

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

The drive up to this waterfall made me sick

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

Us last February vs. Us this February

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

Hey guys just wanted to let you all know I might be off the grid for a bit, I have just been invited to attend a midsummer celebration in Sweden that only occurs every 90 years at a commune which I think will be a great opportunity for my anthropology studies!! Very excited ttyl!

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

Standards for women are getting ridiculous

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

7 months

I'm constantly refreshing my subscription feed for the @ManCarrying video about the new YouTube layout I can't explain it but I can literally sense him cooking up another banger from across the country

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

you guys know how authors do that really annoying thing where they say "i have big news but I can't tell you about it yet"? well guess what

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

Thank you to everyone who has supported myself and the rest of the homecoming court throughout our endeavors!!! Best school in Knox county<3

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

I PASSED MY KIDNEY STONES TODAY NOW YOU GO PASS YOUR EXAMS, PASS THE LOVE AROUND, AND PASS ON SOMETHING UNHEALTHY TODAY LOVE U B GOOD

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

7 years

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

Did anyone else wake up last night to the extreme thunder and think the Russians were bombing us bc that was honestly my first thought

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

6 years

There's a guy in the HSS pod with 800 dining dollars he has to use before the end of the semester He told me to go fill up a grocery bag full of snacks and drinks and then paid for the whole thing. He has 500 left after doing it for 6 people I hope this man lives the best life

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

Bc of college tuition I'm on a budget for living expenses so I'm psyched to announce I just started paying rent on my new place!!!

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

Twitter, I've never asked y'all for anything. Do your thing and #savemyass

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

Kylie Jenner for every situation: At home: rise and shine At McDonald's: fries and dine At jail: lies and fine At church: tithes and wine At math class: sighs and sine At Thanksgiving: pies and lyin' At college: cries and dyin'

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

Omg I remember that guy too

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@ahaferarri

9 years

I remember that kid at HVA that used to ride his heelys around school

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

When you aren't happy with your test grade and your test is trying to calm you down

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

10 years

#squad http://t.co/xFNh8X2rDj

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

🌈 catch me on rainbow road 🌈

UTKnox Confessions🍊

@UtknoxC

5 years

"K but jokes aside the Princess Peach guy could get it" -2021

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

if you hear me say i love seafood this is what i'm talking about

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

Idk why everyone hates Betsy DeVos, she's taught me a lot If I turn in my exams blank with a hundred dollar bill I can prob just buy my A+

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

Superbowl commercials are great, but I'd rather have Mike Hatmaker Jim Cogdill Dodge Chrysler Jeep Ram tell me about his $17,988 Altima deal

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

Today in college: a girl came to my English class in a sports bra (no joke) I paid attention in class js

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

1 month

TODAY ONLY, DICKERT VS DARWIN! FIGHT OF THE CENTURY ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE BLOOD WILL BE SPILLED AUTHORS WILL BE INTERVIEWED CAPS LOCK KEYS WILL BE BROKEN JACKSON, DON'T FORGET TO INSERT OTHER CLICKBAITY FIGHT STATEMENTS HERE FREE ON YOUTUBE LINK IN REPLIES! @COMBATCODES

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

When you hear someone is hitting on your girl

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

A girl just heelyed by in the student union and I didn't go talk to her She's the one that got away //:

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

3 years

@DanielBGreene Hi Donald greene long time fan this is my first attempt at a good aesthetic bookshelf so please do not be too mean about it thank you have a good day

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

Some people find true love I find Raisin Bran

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

As if this campus didn't already give me daily crippling anxiety now there's a robot voice aggressively urging me to cross the street in front of Hodges

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

The amount of bullying that stems from some of the members of SGA and Newspaper is really shocking in a school that discourages it so much.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

I am ecstatic to announce that my debut novel, THE QUEST FOR THE GOLDEN PLUNGER, is releasing June 1st, 2021. (Humorous YA Fiction about Boy Scouts at camp) Pre-Order on Amazon: More Pre-Order links in thread below. Add on GR:

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

A moment of silence for everyone in the bathroom when the power went out

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

10 years

MY MOM WROTE TO THIS COMPANY COMPLIMENTING THEIR POTATOES AND THEY SENT US A WHOLE BOX OF POTATOES FOR FREE http://t.co/rqT6bFDU4q

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

UTK Hodges library starter pack

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

You know... that fill in the blank on UT's website is making a lot more sense now

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

I got done with my stats test so I made a folder fort god bless America

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

Omg cannot believe Jesus created America 2,000 years ago GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES!!!! Crazy to think the Earth is only 2,016 years old!!!

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

@excitingtrash filet mignion

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

9 years

Today I saw the Pope, yesterday I took pictures with a playboy bunny, the day before yesterday I walked through the Holy Door. It's LITaly.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

If only car companies could invent some way for drivers to let each other know when they were going to turn/want to change lanes

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

6 years

A pack of frat boys in their natural environment- they follow the chosen one who bears the magic stick. As long as he carries the magic stick he serves as the Frat Mother. The Mother has the pack's respect and devotion and woe be to those who try to separate her from her cubs

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

Baja blast is our generation's cigarettes It's definitely killing us but we drink it anyway and we won't fully understand the effects for decades and we'll probably still ignore the science even as our grandchildren plead "pawpaw please stop drinking the teal death juice"

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

3 years

the wordle I got today looks weird

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

8 years

I'd say the most disappointing thing about college is even though you are paying 20,000$ to go, they still only have one ply toilet paper.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

Ok u guys get one guess what the Kinesiology Department head just called me about (hint: he was dying laughing)

jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

5 years

UTK staff: you know, i can't think of a single way letting college students customize public PowerPoint slides could go wrong sure let's do it Narrator: This is an example of foreshadowing.

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jackson dickert

@JacksonDAuthor

4 years

yooo I got them to install a gameboy emulator in my microchip so now I can play Pokemon Emerald from anywhere

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