@FirstMatePete
Exactly, if you don't have sharks with lasers on their heads guarding your art then frankly you're just asking to be robbed in today's day and age
This is undoubtedly the most unhinged
@BrandSanderson
interview you've ever seen. It's with a heavy heart that I expose Brandon for his plagiarizing ways.
I hope y'all enjoy the first episode of Between Two Perns:
..... and if you like absurd fun ideas like this one you're bound to enjoy my debut novel about boy scouts at summer camp. It's got a buck with tasers on its antlers and a battle royale paintball fight what more could u want ty for your time
An author tweeted how depressing it was to see Sanderson's campaign surpass its goal by so much. No hate to that author but remember:
1. Comparison is the thief of joy
2. You can be depressed by his success or inspired. So many people supporting an author is a wonderful thing.
He's put his stamp of approval on animal violence, cheating on your romantic partner, and... guillotining Adele? As long as he gets paid? Join me as we delve into the endless depths of
@LordGrimdark
's soul in search of the bottom. There's no end in sight.
full video in replies
20 students confirmed with covid at utk
8 staff confirmed with covid at utk
Over a hundred people in self-quarantine
6 days until school starts back :)
My professor was lecturing about Pompeii and said volcanic erection instead of volcanic eruption and that's the story about how we got out of class thirty minutes early
UTK staff: you know, i can't think of a single way letting college students customize public PowerPoint slides could go wrong sure let's do it
Narrator: This is an example of foreshadowing.
We just launched the Campfire appโthe culmination of years of work along with a heavy dose of inspiration from the man of the hour, Brandon Sanderson. If youโre tired of the Amazon/Audible monopoly on publishing, and their terrible royalties, this is for you.๐งต
At Dragonsteel 2023, I interviewed
@paolini
about his indie author roots, the importance of publishing coloring books, and his deep-seated desire to fight children.
Big thank you to
@BrandSanderson
's team for providing the space for this interview.
Ok ladies time to fess up one of y'all stole my phiten necklace in the 7th grade and by the laws of middle school we're still dating and I am ready to be a free man give it back so we can break up plEASE
In January I started writing a book and promised myself I would finish it by the end of the year
In July I petered out at 62,500 words
In October I began again
Today I'm at 78,500 words but estimate I have 4,000 to go
I have 24 hours. Someone pls hold me accountable.
IT'S DONE THANK U GUYS I DID NOT EXPECT SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW ME LOVE AND KICK MY ASS INTO GEAR I LOVE U ALL I DID IT WITH AN HOUR AND A HALF TO SPARE HAPPY NEW YEAR Y'ALL
In January I started writing a book and promised myself I would finish it by the end of the year
In July I petered out at 62,500 words
In October I began again
Today I'm at 78,500 words but estimate I have 4,000 to go
I have 24 hours. Someone pls hold me accountable.
I'd like to take this opportunity to formally apologize for biting Ryan's fingers mere moments after this picture was taken. Though, I must say, his reaction was a tad overdramatic. He can still type just fine with 9 fingers, so what's the big deal about losing a measly pinky
Hey guys just wanted to let you all know I might be off the grid for a bit, I have just been invited to attend a midsummer celebration in Sweden that only occurs every 90 years at a commune which I think will be a great opportunity for my anthropology studies!! Very excited ttyl!
I'm constantly refreshing my subscription feed for the
@ManCarrying
video about the new YouTube layout I can't explain it but I can literally sense him cooking up another banger from across the country
There's a guy in the HSS pod with 800 dining dollars he has to use before the end of the semester
He told me to go fill up a grocery bag full of snacks and drinks and then paid for the whole thing. He has 500 left after doing it for 6 people
I hope this man lives the best life
Kylie Jenner for every situation:
At home: rise and shine
At McDonald's: fries and dine
At jail: lies and fine
At church: tithes and wine
At math class: sighs and sine
At Thanksgiving: pies and lyin'
At college: cries and dyin'
TODAY ONLY, DICKERT VS DARWIN!
FIGHT OF THE CENTURY
ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE
BLOOD WILL BE SPILLED
AUTHORS WILL BE INTERVIEWED
CAPS LOCK KEYS WILL BE BROKEN
JACKSON, DON'T FORGET TO INSERT OTHER CLICKBAITY FIGHT STATEMENTS HERE
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@COMBATCODES
@DanielBGreene
Hi Donald greene long time fan this is my first attempt at a good aesthetic bookshelf so please do not be too mean about it thank you have a good day
As if this campus didn't already give me daily crippling anxiety now there's a robot voice aggressively urging me to cross the street in front of Hodges
I am ecstatic to announce that my debut novel, THE QUEST FOR THE GOLDEN PLUNGER, is releasing June 1st, 2021. (Humorous YA Fiction about Boy Scouts at camp)
Pre-Order on Amazon:
More Pre-Order links in thread below.
Add on GR:
A pack of frat boys in their natural environment- they follow the chosen one who bears the magic stick. As long as he carries the magic stick he serves as the Frat Mother. The Mother has the pack's respect and devotion and woe be to those who try to separate her from her cubs
Baja blast is our generation's cigarettes
It's definitely killing us but we drink it anyway and we won't fully understand the effects for decades and we'll probably still ignore the science even as our grandchildren plead "pawpaw please stop drinking the teal death juice"
UTK staff: you know, i can't think of a single way letting college students customize public PowerPoint slides could go wrong sure let's do it
Narrator: This is an example of foreshadowing.