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Sports, news, jokes, whatever I feel like. I share cures for diseases and correctly perdict the future yrs in advance. While others say they do, I prove it.

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@J_TheCynic
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2 years
The blue checkmark is worthless. ✅️ Is the best verification on twitter and its a my account exclusive. It actually verifies past tweets. Thats the only verification that matters and you cant buy it.
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@J_TheCynic
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We have a sitting US President guilty of child sex crimes, that no one seems to care about. But these same people are getting upset about this Ryan Whitney tweet. Just shows how low IQ people are.
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Leafs fans I feel for you guys. This ain’t right.
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A deadly virus has entered the country. Trudeau is on a personal day. His 22nd vacation day of the month. But he's the best option we were told cause he went to some parades. You idiots will never learn. That shit doesn't matter. A competent person running the country matters.
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Micheal Moore brought to the mainstream what the rest of us have been telling you for years. We were called conspiracy theorists! Well once again we were just ahead of the curve because you dont bother to read. Now remember who screwed us. NDP. Liberals and the Green Party.
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@StefanMolyneux Here is my problem. All whites are some how condemned for what the British and French did. I am white. Irish and Ukrainian. Maybe check to see what oppression those two cultures have faced. They havent oppressed any other culture either. Yet somehow I am lumped in. Pretty racist.
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@chelseahandler That's called fascism.
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Last time Evander Kane was healthy in the playoffs did he not lead the team in goals? Just getting him healthy would have been the difference in winning a cup. Then add Arvidsson and Skinner. Wow. Stacked #LetsGoOilers
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We are literally in line for the gas shower and people still think everything is normal. Take the vaccine! Wait sorry, we are going to continue the lockdown after the vaccine now too. Everytime we reach the goal where they said we'd get for our freedom back, they move the posts.
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I TOLD YOU IT WAS NEVER ABOUT THE VIRUS. IT WAS ABOUT THE VACCINE. Pretty obvious now.
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@OrwellNGoode Why is she judging her workplace on thier skin color? Pretty racist.
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So thats why everyone calls Corey Perry a motherfucker.
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@SuspectFed Tell George Bush to up his acting.
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Eberle would have been traded for zero. He was a salary dump you idiots. So stop being like Spooner for Ebs. When Spooner expires it will be what it was. Ebs for future contracts of 97 and 29. You idiots crying over lost players need to realize there is a salary cap.
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@3days3nights Certification then Declass
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Can confirm Johnny Gaudreau has a torn vagina.
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@Harrison_Szuch @MichaelAvenatti @DonaldJTrumpJr This is weaker than his ability to win a case.
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Long Covid is the new buzz term the vax use to explain why they are sick. Its the vax, not long covid.
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Oilers fans roast Chiarelli daily for trading picks to speed up the rebuild. These same people roast Holland for not doing the same thing. It's hilarious.
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@WiredSources Trump is funny. 😁
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For the love of GOD @EdmontonOilers go back to these jerseys! Orange is horrible! Midnight blue, actually looks like Oil!
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@J_TheCynic
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@RachelNotley This you?
@Martyupnorth_2
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11. Premiere Smith always takes questions from the media . Everyone gets a chance to ask a question. Contrast that to Notley who either refused questions or had accredited journalists thrown out or she simply doesn’t show up to take questions.
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The reality is it's not that Albertans don't want to be part of Canada. Its that Ottawa and Quebec don't want Alberta to be part of Canada. We have to be realistic and logical about this reality. Kenney isn't my favourite, but guess who had extra ventilators? Not them.
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My brother just sent me this video a few minutes ago outside his residence. Apparently this was the second loop they made, so he got it on video. 😂😂😂 #Northside4Life
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After watching the Calgary #Flames game with Cassie Campbell, I don't hate Drew Remenda anymore. We are lucky to have him. #Oilers
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Jesse : Trade me or I play in Europe. Holland : Ok. I'll try. But no one wants you. Have fun in Europe. Jesse : Oh shit. #Oilers
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@J_TheCynic
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If Talbot goes back in its advantage Flames. -Cassie Campbell probably
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Wearing a mask is a choice. Go into a store without one. See what happens. No one cares. Its your choice. And think, if you walk around without one you might inspire others to do the same.
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@J_TheCynic
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Really all the "conspiracy" people have left to prove is the government is in fact trying to kill you. Almost everything else has come true. I'd hate to be that statistic it took to get your proof. Again.
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@GoopyFS @Breaking911 @OilersJohn NY is controlled by the democrats
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So the government wont give you the right to choose to breathe freely or choose what goes in your body but you think they will let you choose their leader?
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If you dont get toilet paper before it's all out I recommend using #Flames jerseys.
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@Pollycide1 A cartoon joke is.....A JOKE! Where is your outrage at REAL CRIMES? That's what is wrong. You treat a cartoon like real life and treat real life as a tv show. Wake the F up.
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Better to walk alone than be with a crowd going the wrong way.
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@J_TheCynic
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Many have doubted what I've said. Tik tok. 🍿
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Donald Trump told us the 2020 election would be stolen via fake printed ballots. The media and left labeled us as conspiracy theorists. The Maricopa County audit is confirming the rumors, that a special watermark is on the real ballots. No wonder the Democrats tried to stall.
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@PaulSeczek @MikeBarrettON You sound quadruple vaccinated.
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Running low on TP so I'm printing out an Eric Francis article.
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Rules for thee not for me.
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@J_TheCynic
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Looks like a torn vagina to me. How long is recovery for that?
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Appears to be a hamstring strain for Mark Giordano. Difficult to put timelines on muscular strains but middle point is around 4 weeks but can be anywhere from day-to-day to months depending on location and degree of tear #Flames
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They are currently busting out all the stops. Look, Israel here! Look pipeline here!!! What they don't want you to see? The voter fraud audit. Expect the distractions to intensify.
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@J_TheCynic
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Taylor Hall is sampling cocaine from the cities with the best FA offers. He will make his decision once he's tried them all.
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@J_TheCynic
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THIS IS ABSOLUTE GOLD!!!! LMAOOOOOOO! 😂😂😂😂😂
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@J_TheCynic
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Vaccinated or not, the people who want mandates to end are the MAJORITY! Silent no more.
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@disclosetv Everything you're seeing Trump warned everyone about when he was president.
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@J_TheCynic
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Some of you will watch this and not get it. This is for the smart people.
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@davislabaugh @JosephOrzano @thehill You two should watch the interview. Tapper was owned and admitted he wasnt interested in pushing anything positive for Trump.
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These are easy things to look up. But about 80 percent of you never did. Unfortunately it's gonna cost you dearly.
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Nuge with McDavid and Draisaitl is lighting it up driving the second line. Stromes line looks great. Great looking 4th line. A little add to the D would go a long way. Damn shame it took this long to mix up the lines and find out what we already knew. #Oilers
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Don Cherry didn't stop you. There are almost more female broadcasters than male now. Your loser mentality stopped you. And probably laziness.
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The rebellion to gain back our freedom will take less time than the covid lockdowns if we all stand together.
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Russell with a goal scorers goal. Quick release. Goalie had no chance. #ChequesInTheMail
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Almost looks like the middle finger. I'm gonna say it is cause that's what will make me happy. #EatShitLeafs #FuToronto #LetsGoOilers
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Lots of people making fun of Trump for how he's handling this epidemic. The guy who closed borders to China back in January? The guy who made Trudeau close our border? That guy? Meanwhile not a fucking peep about Justin who has done jack shit except try to make himself a dictator
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I'm confident Holland and Kretzky know more about the players in this draft than twitter. I trust them. Welcome Broberg! Good D are the most valuable position in hockey. Best D skater in the draft? I like that! #LetsGoOilers
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@J_TheCynic
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Here's what the #Oilers taught me this year. Without Sekera and Klefbom they are a lottery team. With Klefbom and without Sekera they're a playoff bubble team. With both of them, they are a pretty good team.
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I swear nobody in Edmonton has a brain. Nobody remembers Ryan Strome had 0 goals here on the season and he and T0by Reider were in a dead heat before he was traded? The legend of Ryan Strome grows as people's recollection fades like the brain cells of their inactive brains.
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If only you knew how bad it really is.
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Who wants to bet a new variant shows up between now and March 1?
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Yammo has allowed Leon and McDavid to be split up resulting in them being fresher. Now they are dominating like earlier in the season. Leon is finally looking normal again. Combine that with the fact the secondary scoring is there now and we are looking real good. #LetsGoOilers
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After seeing Reider and Lucic totally shut down the Oilers offence last yr, Treliving had to bring them in.
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@AzorcanGlobal When you evaluate the roster outside of McDavid and Draisaitl it makes you realize how good a GM Chiarelli is. Pretty deep at all positions.
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I deleted all my joke tweets on #Katz . He is fighting hard for his life against a bacteria infection. My apologies. Good luck to you and I hope you regain your health. #Oilers
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Remember Pierre Trudeau was PM at the time people were being murdered in residential schools.
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I miss Brian Marchment. He'd take out Tkachuks knee and that would be the end of it.
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Taking my soon to be 5 yr old daughter to the game tonight. Should be a blast.
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Gregor : Lucic for Neal is dead. Next day...... Lucic for Neal confirmed. 😂😂😂 Gregor is just so terrible.
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All of you who whine about the Hall trade....how competitive a team do you think the #Oilers would be without Larsson? We dont need Hall. Plenty of scoring. However our D core would be decimated without Larsson. Thats a fact. #ChiarelliForever #Oilers #GreatTrade
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Marner is willing to play for 1 million is Switzerland but not for under 10 in TO. That's how much he hates the #Leafs .
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@HudgensLeshane Trudeau would have to take a week off if he did this
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@matthewiwanyk Sorry to hear Matthew. Maybe you should diversify and get a job in the oil industry.
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BREAKING : All of the sudden the Calgary Flames are very interested in acquiring Brandon Manning.
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Remember when Maroon got here? A nothing move by Chia exactly like the Rattie acquisition. What was the narrative? 3/4 liner. Mid 20s player. Never scored. Never will. Never will be a top six player. I remember. How'd that turn out? #Rattie #Oilers
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Media left this out to start social rioting. Remember that.
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This is just the show. All you had to do was not take the vaccine.
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Hi Brad, Ken calling again. What do you think of Bennett for Brandon Manning?
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@IanCanada01 @KingJames LMAO. Let's here about the oppression of someone who was a millionaire coming out of high school! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👍 #FuckYouLebron
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Someone explain to me why we are being carbon taxed on natural gas which burns clean?
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I don't think people realize how good a team the #Oilers are right now. Are they elite? No. But if they got a good 3C and a top six winger would they be? I think so. I also think they could seriously make a run for the cup if that happened. #LetsGoOilers #PassTheHollandaise
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Trump pinata. Media.....look at this, how funny! Trudeau pinata. Media....look how this inspires violence. Tasteless.
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@tsnscottcullen @Graderal Compare the players affect on their team. THAT is the discussion.
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630 Ched hangs up on the first caller who points out correctly the name change is the reason they lost fans. 🤡
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If protesting for freedom is a threat to democracy. Then democracy has been a lie.
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Marc Savard is a good friend of Looch. I bet this is a pretty educated statement.
@MSavvy91
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Do the deed already @EdmontonOilers the players have tuned out the coach I’ve seen this so many times in the NHL...
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I love having Looch on my team and I dont care if he is overpaid.
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Taylor Hall won the MVP with 92 pts in 82 games. Leon with 90pts in 57gms isn't even on most people's MVP list. So please don't say that award has any value whatsoever, because it doesn't. Media award, which means its worthless.
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Leon Draisaitl is the fourth player in the last 20 years to record 90 points through 57 games of a season or fewer. The others: Sidney Crosby: 54 GP in 2006-07 w/ PIT Alex Ovechkin: 56 GP in 2009-10 w/ WSH Jaromir Jagr: 56 GP in 1999-00 w/ PIT #NHLStats
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Lets talk about some great pickups by Chia. Bear/Aberg and Rattie. #Oilers
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What's Ken Holland know about swedish defenceman? Its not like he drafted Lidstrom and turned DET around from a joke organization when he started as a scout.
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@yegwave White, Black or green. People like this need to be put down.
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This is one hell of a thread.
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Life is such an incredible thing. What an amazing day...seeing my beautiful daughter Briar Anne Rose be born!
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@tsnscottcullen @Graderal Larsson in the running for the best dman on the team. You are embarrassing yourself in this thread Scott.
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Imagine what these idiots put Milan through. I never talk to players outside the rink. Good or bad. Its called respect.
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Mike Smith wasn't great tonight, but man you gotta love a guy goalie who does the things for his teammates that he does.
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Clearly some fans would have rather Chia got nothing for Maroon than something. I dont get it. #Oilers
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Then Science says the vax doesn't work. The science says masks don't work. The science says lockdowns dont work. Trust the science.
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