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@JStarPearson

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@JStarPearson
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2 years
So last night I threw a Small kickback and this is what my neighbor had to say about it this morning💀💀💀💀
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Oh they woulda burned you at the Stake my sister!!!
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This is a movie that deserved having a part II.
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April 7, 2004 ‘Johnson Family Vacation’ drops in theaters 🎞️
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6 years
@umcornell This girl looks like Ariana Venti👀
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7 years
@3fo_Selormm So he recorded himself drugging his own gf??
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6 years
@kev_chillen Nah fam that’s Tupac dressed up as Tupac.
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5 months
@crybby44 1. Cut out alcohol for at least 35 days. 2. Probiotics. 3. A variety of ab work and cardio. 4. Cut out as much sugars and processed sugars as you can. And 5. Find a good green or black tea. And 6. Stay focused and consistent!💪🏾
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@GeorgeFoster72 Can we also add the entire line, “on a Thursday afternoon… the sun is out”😂😂😂💀
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6 years
@itsrjhill Do you know anything about female group chats!??
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1 year
@flippedhatnupe That’s the math part. The white part is they get approved for the house…
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6 years
@_ChrissyChris The crib>>>>>>
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6 years
@RoOkElLiNgToN So this is where the tire came from…
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2 years
If @YoungTrautz and I throw a party, who’s down to come?? #dmv #757 #virginia
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2 years
@Dejastylez He’s definitely getting the invite!!
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3 years
@TheeBratney Blaming the women instead of your nicca is even More nuts🥴
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6 years
@Jay_b280 I don’t know what language he was speaking, but I’mma go ahead and ask God to cleanse me cus it sounded like a spell.
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7 years
When you realize you're in Die In an Alley and not Diagon Alley #BlackHogwarts
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7 years
@KevinHart4real Stop cheating. Start there. Damn.
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6 years
@OJTheKing ☠️☠️☠️☠️😂
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7 years
@selfcritics When the total is a $1 more than you expected…
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7 years
@BravoCoolee God forgive me for even reading this.
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5 years
@iiitskey My goofy ahh would been skipped like 6-19 pages on accident😂😂😂
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7 years
@LaBelle_Tiara 🗣ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE RELATED SOME HOW 😂😂
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7 years
@brandon_17k Only the real will know who these fantastic four are.
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6 years
@QAVON00 Are y’all under Patrick’s rock??
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5 years
I’d air that whole joint out for messing with my grandma.
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7 years
@615_naee @rashard_a21 Black people make the world go round!! Don't @ me 🙌🏾✊🏾 ❤️
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7 years
@thatgirlnaay Come to find out, they were never for you.
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7 years
@iGitz_ I have a drawer full of twist ties, rubber bands, screws, and batteries and a cabinet full of plastic bags.
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6 years
@Alexis_cocoa But seriously 😂😂😂 y’all not finna say that man is not Tupac!! Lmao
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6 years
There’s only 3 females in Cali. The kardashians, Amber, and Blacc Chyna. I’m convinced.
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Allegedly paparazzi caught Kyrie getting into Amber Rose's car, so Kyrie pulled his Hoodie SUPER TIGHT so he couldn't be IDed lol. Details on the new relationship
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7 years
@ArthurGotJokess One. I hate myself for watching this entire video. Two. What, Why, and Who!?😂😂😂
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@uglyasshoIe How short dudes look picking up their taller girlfriend!!
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7 years
@DailySZA This is not what I had in mind for this video…
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6 years
@TreasureHoopz “When I prayed for healing I didn’t know you was going to send me a doctor” that gave me chills. Blessings🙏🏾
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5 years
“I’ll be the bigger man and Walk away”☠️💀☠️😂
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4 years
@RomelRose @KingBobbyDeal Honestly Derek and them dance moves were the real villian😂😂😂😂
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@LouisXXIV @ig_quay @3fo_Selormm That's where the real comedy is lmao😂😂
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2 years
@YoungTrautz @Tiedmyshoes Y’all leave my neighbor alone!! Hes chill!!😎😂😂
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6 years
@JockT_Nem Send a risky text and Please post the response thread😂😂😂😂
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7 years
@LovayOVO @DailySZA Right. I imagined her at the crib, lingerie, waiting for a text back of ol boy, him coming over etc etc… she coulda this in my back yard
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3 years
Money Heist is one of The most well written series I’ve ever watched. The creativity, passion, and detail was beyond perfect. The writers and cast were magnificent. #moneyheist
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5 years
Can y’all please just have edges already. Please
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10 months
If you like it, I love it= I neither like it nor love it.
@jusLikeMike911
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1 year
What is black math?
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When my coworker and I are in the middle of a conversation and a customer comes up asking for help
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@RyanMStowe @Simply_Dneice And Twitter has done it again. Teaching me more things than I ever learned in school.
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@keepnupwitDEJ @PhillyBeardBul You know you’re in pain when all you can do is lay and roll around😂😂😂😂
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@extrapettychris Don't come for Patti unless she sends for you!!!
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6 years
Whew chile I felt this
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When you barely made one deadline and you get smacked with another😭
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If your friends don't say "text me when you make it home"… you need new friends.
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@_shayY26 😂😂😂
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@Bcashh_ Twitter Malls*
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@d3skennedy @rashard_a21 I'm over here laughing quiet like I'm in the video😂😂☠️
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@BayouBun I was 7y/o and I thought I was a whole beautician so I cut the whole ponytail off a lil girl then cut spots in a lil boys head. Went to show off my work and my mom chased me to the corner of her water bed while I screamed wwjd so she wouldn’t beat me.
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@Khydill @jm_ballislife I miss telling my friends, “text me when you make it home”.
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Grandma was like “this ain’t my first time seeing a dead body, wont be my last”😂😂😂😂
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2 years
From strangers to friends! @YoungTrautz is a real one✊🏾
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The experience at ISU is Truly what you make it! If you aren’t proud to be a gotdamn Tree then you failed to take advantage of the fun this school can have. Met some of the Best people in my life here!✊🏾
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@thatgirlmirl Him: But Jack taste just like Henny. Her: Listen I told you already I don't drink nothing but Hennessy.
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@Thmpsn S/O to my new followers _____, ______, _______, _______. Thanks for the follow/back!!
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@trapyeezus @SweeTeaBandit This is literally THE Funniest thing I’ve ever seen☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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@Sukaylaa__ @leAsiaBee I'm jealous that you still have that razor. My momma use to have that exact one, and I envied her for it, for years!! Lol
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@EDIBLU @WolfOfBealeSt The sad part is. Some people won't even get this amazing response. Lol
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@Damn_Dinero @ShairPWR “Whew chile the ghetto”😂😂😂
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@RUMlNATED These people out here eating a cheese taco!??
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Ma your MCM went to school for one semester, failed out, but still finds his way down to Florida for spring break every year… He's 26.
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Jordyn: You think @khloekardashian gonna find out about us? Tristin:
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Oh yeah, I graduated!😬👩🏾‍🎓🎊
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🗣HEY❕ I have a very important announcement… My best friend @__MissBlack is engaged❕❕🥳💍❤️💖💝💐🌷Love you friend!! #wow
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Hermione: Alohomora Hermeesha: #BlackHogwarts hermione #BlackHogwarts
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@balenciaglo How I fall for these niccas even after I said I was done falling for these niccas.
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@OnlyHipHopFacts If you didn't get chills watching this, you're probably the hatred he's talking about.
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@HaroldHilton22 The only thing he has in that bag is some toys and some shirts!!
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@dirtydanwiddaX All of them.
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@leAsiaBee 😂😂😂😂 but you right!!
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@RyanTheHoly Is that pot roast turkey?? My Gawd my Gawd…
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If you’re not arguing in Uno or Spades are you even having fun??😂😂😂
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@BullHunitProof Anymore I don’t feel bad for black men who do this and this is the after effect.
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Me on Christmas morning opening up the gifts I bought for myself:
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@Wands__ I wouldakanda called HR.
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4 years
Where’s this exact wordage when it’s minorities?? Specifically Black and Mexican Americans…?
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Google “Project 2025,” Donald Trump is a Fascist
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This is the home of Joseph Morrison, one of the Michigan men recently arrested for his plot to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer. Can we acknowledge that maybe economic circumstances play a role in radicalizing people?
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@loccdawgg The white point.
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@suziecouture @EugeneTattedUp I plan on doing this to Sallie Mae.
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Is his grandma a blood or nah!??😂😂😂
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@ILoveBeinBlack “With a beautiful shirt on” killed me!⚰️😂😂
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Black people are so freakin Cool!!
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It is my birthday.✌🏾🥳🎊🎉🩵🖤
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@alinathequeenx Me on Thanksgiving when someone loudly ask "daaamn isn't that your 4th plate"
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@FlLMDORK If I text you “🍿💰💵” that means you got moneyyy!!!
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@JVMES_BVTTLE He got a Durag on… black.
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And didn't buy a damn thing lol
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@MARJIANA29 Maybe we can go together😂😂😂
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Hitting that Bankhead bounce boi!!!
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@YungPheezus For once, there is Not Any competition. None!! So don't try it. Especially y'all kids born after 95'.
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